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[[File:TomgirlMNR.png|thumb|Chris at thirty. ([[ModNation Racers|self-portrait]])]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.


If things don't go their way in [[28 October 2011|court]], Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.
'''2012''' was the fourth year since the discovery of the [[Internet]]'s favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.
 
This year did not see much activity online aside from his occasional [[Facebook]] posts, possibly due to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s death and [[stress]] from Chris's run-in with the law. Chris was [[This is how the Trial went|actually punished]] [[28 October 2011|for something he did]], alongside his [[Barbara Chandler|partner in crime]]; Chris was sentenced with a year of probation and was ordered to see a licensed psychiatrist. He was also ordered to perform community service, arguably the first time he worked in over a decade.<ref>[[Wendy's]]</ref> If either of them had violated their [[28 October 2011|probation]], Chris and/or Barb would have spent some of this year in prison; the two ultimately behaved themselves for the most part.
 
There was a dry spell of activity compared to [[2009|years]] [[2010|gone]] [[2011|by]]; this was the first year since trolling began where Chris didn't personally upload a [[YouTube]] video, with any released being [[Jackie|leaks]]. The events of the previous year led to the ceasing of organized trolling, with many deciding to leave Chris alone for the most part.
 
That being said, this year is quite notable for it seeing Chris finally losing his much-hated [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] - albeit to a [[Mia Hamm|hooker]].


==January==
==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in January 2012.]]


{{main|January 2012}}
{{main|January 2012}}
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==February==
==February==
{{main|February 2012}}
{{main|February 2012}}
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.]]
[[Image:Christran1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.]]
*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (A wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].


==March ==
==March ==
[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|right|Chris in March, with his [[Sonichu|original character.]]]]
{{main|March 2012}}
{{main|March 2012}}
[[File:Tumbleweed.gif]]
Little occurred except a single [[Facebook]] public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. Chris became more [[stress]]ed at the prospect of potentially spending life in jail and/or ultimately dying a [[virgin]].
 
...except from one single [[Facebook]] public note and another banhammer from Fashion Square Mall.


==April==
==April==
{{main|April 2012}}
{{main|April 2012}}


Chris and Barb faced [[28 October 2011|another hearing]]. Chris announces the loss of [[Virgin_With_Rage|his virginity]], possibly to a prostitute, posted message on [[Facebook]] and infiltrated the CWCki forums.
Chris and Barb faced [[28 October 2011|another hearing]]. In the meantime, Chris grew desperate enough to lose his virginity that, when a friend of his relayed an escort ad, he readily accepted its offer and used his [[tugboat]] on an hour-long session of [[hanky-panky]]. He then posted a Facebook message in which he claimed he lost [[Virgin with rage|his virginity]].
 
==May==
{{main|May 2012}}
[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012.]]
 
Chris continues to [[Chris and his ego|gloat]] over his supposed victories over the trolls. On May 1st, he posts a Facebook message saying the woman he supposedly lost his virginity to can be found "somewhere on the backpage", indirectly confirming to others she was a prostitute. Also, another drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex is leaked, as is one of [[The Wallflower]]. Five [[November 2010]] and three [[March 2012]] pictures of Chris are also released.


==June==
==June==
{{main|June 2012}}
[[File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg|thumb|left|In June 2012, [[CWCville]] helped.]]
Chris opened a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honor of [[Bob|his father]]. He also [[Twitter|tweeted]] and [[Facebook]]ed a lot.
==July==
[[File:Court-screenshot.png|thumb|Where the Chandlers faced justice in July 2012.]]
{{main|July 2012}}
On the 10th, Chris and Barb were [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] for their felony charges.
==August==
{{main|August 2012}}
On the 1st, it was revealed that Chris got [[Clover and Snoopy|two new dogs]], and entered them into a contest. He didn't win (big surprise).
==September==
{{main|September 2012}}
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Chris planned on opening a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]], but he already passed his donation target so he probably won't bother.
==October==
[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2012.]]
{{main|October 2012}}
 
Chris's [[Facebook]] status and pictures are leaked on the Internet. Chris also posts an apology as a public status on Facebook asking that [[Chris and remorse|online groups and hatreds of him be disbanded.]]
 
==November==
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in November 2012.]]
{{main|November 2012}}
 
Chris released a photo of his [[Lego]] self on [[Facebook]]. He also released a new photo of his real self.
 
 
==December==
{{main|December 2012}}
 
Chris uploaded a CD featuring his [[Bob|dad]] deejaying a local radio station as a small tribute to him. Also, at the stroke of midnight on the 31st of this month, 2012 officially became the first year since his discovery where Chris didn't personally uploaded a video.


==July==
On the 10th, Chris and Barb will be [[Wikipedia:Arraignment|arraigned]] for their felony charges.
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Latest revision as of 23:19, 18 June 2024

Chris at thirty. (self-portrait)

2012 was the fourth year since the discovery of the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, Christian Weston Chandler. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

This year did not see much activity online aside from his occasional Facebook posts, possibly due to Bob's death and stress from Chris's run-in with the law. Chris was actually punished for something he did, alongside his partner in crime; Chris was sentenced with a year of probation and was ordered to see a licensed psychiatrist. He was also ordered to perform community service, arguably the first time he worked in over a decade.[1] If either of them had violated their probation, Chris and/or Barb would have spent some of this year in prison; the two ultimately behaved themselves for the most part.

There was a dry spell of activity compared to years gone by; this was the first year since trolling began where Chris didn't personally upload a YouTube video, with any released being leaks. The events of the previous year led to the ceasing of organized trolling, with many deciding to leave Chris alone for the most part.

That being said, this year is quite notable for it seeing Chris finally losing his much-hated virginity - albeit to a hooker.

January

Chris in January 2012.
Main article: January 2012

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:

  • Both Chris and Barb had another hearing which led to yet another continuance.
  • Chris re-opened his Facebook account.

February

Main article: February 2012
Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.

March

Chris in March, with his original character.
Main article: March 2012

Little occurred except a single Facebook public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from the Fashion Square Mall. Chris became more stressed at the prospect of potentially spending life in jail and/or ultimately dying a virgin.

April

Main article: April 2012

Chris and Barb faced another hearing. In the meantime, Chris grew desperate enough to lose his virginity that, when a friend of his relayed an escort ad, he readily accepted its offer and used his tugboat on an hour-long session of hanky-panky. He then posted a Facebook message in which he claimed he lost his virginity.

May

Main article: May 2012
Chris in May 2012.

Chris continues to gloat over his supposed victories over the trolls. On May 1st, he posts a Facebook message saying the woman he supposedly lost his virginity to can be found "somewhere on the backpage", indirectly confirming to others she was a prostitute. Also, another drawing of Chris and Jackie having sex is leaked, as is one of The Wallflower. Five November 2010 and three March 2012 pictures of Chris are also released.

June

Main article: June 2012
In June 2012, CWCville helped.

Chris opened a charity lemonade stand in honor of his father. He also tweeted and Facebooked a lot.

July

Where the Chandlers faced justice in July 2012.
Main article: July 2012

On the 10th, Chris and Barb were arraigned for their felony charges.

August

Main article: August 2012

On the 1st, it was revealed that Chris got two new dogs, and entered them into a contest. He didn't win (big surprise).

September

Main article: September 2012

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October

Chris in October 2012.
Main article: October 2012

Chris's Facebook status and pictures are leaked on the Internet. Chris also posts an apology as a public status on Facebook asking that online groups and hatreds of him be disbanded.

November

Chris in November 2012.
Main article: November 2012

Chris released a photo of his Lego self on Facebook. He also released a new photo of his real self.


December

Main article: December 2012

Chris uploaded a CD featuring his dad deejaying a local radio station as a small tribute to him. Also, at the stroke of midnight on the 31st of this month, 2012 officially became the first year since his discovery where Chris didn't personally uploaded a video.

Sources