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{{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|Chris, in August.]] | |||
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{{quote|Too bad [Hitler] died|[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Hitler and the Autobots|Chris, in September.]] | |||
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{{quote|Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is.|[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated|Chris]], in November. | |||
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{{Infobox/video | |||
| name = A CWCville 2016 Year in Review | |||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|BVDYDeVWDLQ}} | |||
| stardate = 25 December 2016 | |||
| maker = TheCWCvilleLibrary | |||
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping|[[Etsy]]}}, {{Music|text}} {{Video games|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Politics|text}}, {{Violence|text}} | |||
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}} | |||
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Selling Out|text}} {{Business|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}, {{TurquoiseTankTop|text}}, {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}, {{(Clopper)|text}}, {{Cwcbra2|Bra}}, {{WhiteTankTop|text}}, {{BigRedSweater|text}}, {{CapitalVenture|text}}, {{imdoneadulting|text}}, {{BlueTurtleneck|text}} | |||
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'''2016''' was the eighth year since Chris's discovery. | |||
It is a year that brought us the following things: | |||
* The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his [[hair]] now resembles a dying, green dish rag [[Chris and health|which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet]]. | |||
* Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, [[Jeff Ouzuo]] on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise. | |||
* Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's. | |||
* Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing. | |||
* Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to [[Donald Trump]]. | |||
* Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging. | |||
* An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory. | |||
==January== | |||
{{main|January 2016}} | |||
[[File:0116.png|thumb|Chris in January]] | |||
Chris [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.|advertised a lesbian sleepover]] and [[CatKnight Interview|was interviewed]]. | |||
==February== | |||
{{main|February 2016}} | |||
[[File:CWC34.png|thumb|left|Chris in February]] | |||
Chris released [[Apologies for offending people|another apology]] video and [[Birthday|turned 34]]. A [[Chris's Specimen Sample|semen donor video]] was leaked. | |||
[[File:Cwcmar16.PNG|thumb|Chris in March]] | |||
==March== | |||
{{main|March 2016}} | |||
Chris bought a [[PlayStation 4]] and claimed it was a gift from a fan. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700. | |||
[[File:Cwcap16.PNG|thumb|250px|Chris in April 2016]] | |||
==April== | |||
{{main|April 2016}} | |||
Chris released [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]] and [[Please, Donate|begged for donors]]. He also started [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]] and quickly forgot about it. | |||
[[File:Cwcmay16.PNG|thumb|250px|left|Chris in May 2016]] | |||
==May== | |||
{{main|May 2016}} | |||
Chris bought a waifu, [[IMG 3207|had sex with a doll on YouTube]] and filed to change his name to Christine. | |||
==June== | |||
[[File:Cwcjun16.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris in June]] | |||
{{main|June 2016}} | |||
Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career. | |||
==July== | |||
[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's Woman Card in July 2016]] | |||
{{main|July 2016}} | |||
Chris [[26_December_2014|paid]] his court costs. Barb made an appearance in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|a begging video]]. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced his taint open, resulting in [[Un-clit 2.0|an open, bleeding wound on his groin]] and [[Chris and reality|thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos]]. | |||
==August== | |||
[[File:Aug16cwc.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in August 2016]] | |||
{{Main|August 2016}} | |||
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother. | |||
==September == | |||
[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|left|250px|Chris in September 2016]] | |||
{{Main|September 2016}} | |||
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of [[Financhu Crisis|$16k]]. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at [[Cville Pride]]. Chris makes an [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|anti-Donald Trump]] video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook. | |||
==October == | |||
[[File:Cwc october 2016.png|thumb|250px|Chris in October 2016]] | |||
{{Main|October 2016}} | |||
Chris tries using [[Unban contracts]] on [[Gamestop]] and [[Best Buy]]. He continues to comment about his hatred of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], including a [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest|post]] saying that he should have taken "[[Asperchu|a parody]] [[Liquid Chris|of himself]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|in jest]]". | |||
==November== | |||
{{Main|November 2016}} | |||
[[File:Cwc1116.jpg|thumb|Chris in Nov. 2016]] | |||
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump. | |||
==December== | |||
{{Main|December 2016}} | |||
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a ''Sonic Boom'' character with a suspiciously familiar appearance. | |||
[[File:Chris tired 12-2016.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in Dec. 2016]] | |||
== Sources == | == Sources == | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]] | {{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:04, 23 August 2023
| “ | I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother. | ” |
| Chris, in August.
| ||
| “ | Too bad [Hitler] died | ” |
| Chris, in September.
| ||
| “ | Someone, Anyone, PLEASE, take a sniper rifle and kill Trump; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Zombie that he is. | ” |
| Chris, in November.
| ||
| A CWCville 2016 Year in Review | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 December 2016 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts,  Etsy,  Music  Video Games,  Sex,  Politics,  Violence
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy,  Reason,  Crazy,  Rage
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| Saga |  Tomgirl,  Business  Business,  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  The Happy Hag,  Turquoise Tank Top,  Blue and White Striped Dress,  The Clopper,  Bra, .png){kind=small} White Tank Top,  Big Red,  The Deal Maker,  I'm Done Adulting,  Blue Turtleneck
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2016 was the eighth year since Chris's discovery.
It is a year that brought us the following things:
- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self-respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.
- Fought with, then eventually made up with... and then fought with again, Jeff Ouzuo on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.
- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.
- Chris began and quickly ended his GameStop embargo because it accomplished nothing.
- Chris began sending death threats once again, this time to Donald Trump.
- Mind-numbing amounts of e-begging.
- An entire year consumed by arguably the most unproductive saga in Christory.
January
- Main article: January 2016
Chris advertised a lesbian sleepover and was interviewed.
February
- Main article: February 2016
Chris released another apology video and turned 34. A semen donor video was leaked.
March
- Main article: March 2016
Chris bought a PlayStation 4 and claimed it was a gift from a fan. Barb is ordered to pay a credit card bill of $4,700.
April
- Main article: April 2016
Chris released My Breast Massage Routine 18+ and begged for donors. He also started Sonichu Entertainment of America and quickly forgot about it.
May
- Main article: May 2016
Chris bought a waifu, had sex with a doll on YouTube and filed to change his name to Christine.
June
- Main article: June 2016
Chris begged for money, ostensibly for Barb's medication. He also tried to restart his gigolo career.
July
- Main article: July 2016
Chris paid his court costs. Barb made an appearance in a begging video. Most horrifyingly, Chris sliced his taint open, resulting in an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.
August
- Main article: August 2016
Chris admitted fantasizing about incest with his mother.
September
- Main article: September 2016
A court rules that Barb must pay a debt of $16k. Chris is interviewed by a Youtube personality at Cville Pride. Chris makes an anti-Donald Trump video, and laments the death of Adolf Hitler on Facebook.
October
- Main article: October 2016
Chris tries using Unban contracts on Gamestop and Best Buy. He continues to comment about his hatred of Donald Trump, including a post saying that he should have taken "a parody of himself in jest".
November
- Main article: November 2016
Chris spent nearly all of November issuing online death threats to president elect Donald Trump.
December
- Main article: December 2016
Chris continues to demand the death of Trump, and comments on a Sonic Boom character with a suspiciously familiar appearance.
