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[[Image:SHOW_MAH_FANGS!.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 8 2009''', Chris shows us his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:SHOW_MAH_FANGS!.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 8 2009''', Chris shows us his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 18 2009''', Chris crushes his [[vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 18 2009''', Chris crushes his [[vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] spent most of his time in '''January 2009''' under the assumption that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] of Nintendo were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of video games based on [[Sonichu]].  This hoax primarily involved having Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé asking Chris about his background, forcing Chris to explain away things like the information on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.  When asked to travel to Nintendo of America headquarters in Redmond Washington, Chris continually stalled, until he finally disappeared from the internet for several days in late January, raising questions about whether he was really dumb enough to travel cross-country.  However, his claims to have visited "Red Mond" were quickly exposed, and the Sonichu Alpha project collapsed shortly thereafter.
During this month Chris's website, [[Sonichu.net]] would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch [[Sonichu.info]], which was then also immediately hacked.
On 5 January Chris completed [[Episode 18]], the long awaited Spring Break feature of [[Sonichu 8]], after being prompted by the sucide of [[Ryan Cash]].  Ryan's brother [[Clyde Cash]] would emerge this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge.  In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his [[The Miscreants|secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life]], to give Chris an archenemy to rail against.


==Events of January 2009==
==Events of January 2009==


* January 2 - [[Sonichu Home Club]] meeting on PlayStation Online.
* January 2 - [[Sonichu Home Club]] meeting on PlayStation Online.
* January 5 - Second part of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]] is published.
* January 5 - [[Episode 18]], the second and final part of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], is published.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|January 6]] - Chris announces [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] will be in [[Animal Crossing]].
* January 6 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|announces]] [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] will be in [[Animal Crossing]].
* January 8 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked for the first time by [[Gregg Mays]].
* January 8 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked for the first time by [[Gregg Mays]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|January 8]] - Chris publishes video, in which he threatens [[Gregg Mays|Mr. Mays]] with his [[Jay Z|"lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z"]]. He also shows his [[fangs]].
* January 8 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|threatens]] [[Gregg Mays|Mr. Mays]] with his [[Jay Z|"lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z"]]. He also shows his [[fangs]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|January 12]] - Chris publishes video in which he announces that he is straight, and that [[Sonichu.net]] is up again.
* January 12 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|announces]] that he is straight, and that [[Sonichu.net]] is up again.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|January 15]] - Chris publishes video denouncing the [[ED]] page.
* January 15 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|publicly denounces]] the [[ED]] page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|January 17]] - Chris publishes video address to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].
* January 17 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|addresses]] [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|January 18]] - Chris crushes a [[vibrator]] in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the [[trolls]].
* January 18 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|proves he's straight]] by stomping on his [[vibrator]]. He threatens the [[trolls]].
* January 18 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked by someone going by the name [[Clyde Cash]], the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased [[Ryan Cash]].
* January 18 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked by someone going by the name [[Clyde Cash]], the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased [[Ryan Cash]].
* January 18 - Chris [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|threatens]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] over the phone.
* January 18 - Chris [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|threatens]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] over the phone.
* January 19 - Chris publishes video about [[Sonichu.net]] being hacked. He announces [[Sonichu.info]] to be his new site.
* January 19 - Chris publishes video about [[Sonichu.net]] being hacked. He announces [[Sonichu.info]] to be his new site.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|January 19]] - Chris publishes video addressing [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris tells [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] to get over the death of his [[Ryan Cash|brother]].
* January 19 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|tells]] [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] to get over the death of his [[Ryan Cash|brother]].
* January 19 - [[Sonichu.info]] hacked.
* January 19 - [[Sonichu.info]] hacked.
* January 20 - Chris updates and completes his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint]].
* January 20 - Chris updates and completes his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|January 21]] - Chris denounces [[Sonichu.net]] and [[Sonichu.info]]. Chris tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
* January 21 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|denounces]] [[Sonichu.net]] and [[Sonichu.info]]. He refers to a recent chat in which he revealed information about his elementary-school principal, but insists that information will not be used to turn him gay.
* January 22 - Chris claims to have left for Redmond W.A., and disapears for a few days.
* January 22 - Chris claims to have left for Redmond, Washington, and disapears for a few days.
* January 25 - The new [[CWCki]], with Media Wiki software, is released.
* January 25 - The new [[CWCki]], with Media Wiki software, is released.
* January 26 - In a new video, Chris makes the unlikely claim that he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to [[Miyamoto]].
* January 26 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|makes the unlikely claim]] that he has returned from spending several days in [[Red Mond]] with [[Miyamoto]].  He quickly takes the video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|January 26]] - Chris takes video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
* January 30 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009|admits]] Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009|January 30]] - Chris publishes video admitting Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie]].
* January 31 - Chris takes last video offline.
* January 31 - Chris takes last video offline.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009|January 31]] - In a new video, Chris retracts his last video.
* January 31 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009|retracts]] the 30 January video and apologizes for his behavior.
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Revision as of 01:51, 29 August 2009

On January 8 2009, Chris shows us his fangs.
On January 18 2009, Chris crushes his vibrator to show that he is straight.

Christian Weston Chandler spent most of his time in January 2009 under the assumption that Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé of Nintendo were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of video games based on Sonichu. This hoax primarily involved having Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé asking Chris about his background, forcing Chris to explain away things like the information on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. When asked to travel to Nintendo of America headquarters in Redmond Washington, Chris continually stalled, until he finally disappeared from the internet for several days in late January, raising questions about whether he was really dumb enough to travel cross-country. However, his claims to have visited "Red Mond" were quickly exposed, and the Sonichu Alpha project collapsed shortly thereafter.

During this month Chris's website, Sonichu.net would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch Sonichu.info, which was then also immediately hacked.

On 5 January Chris completed Episode 18, the long awaited Spring Break feature of Sonichu 8, after being prompted by the sucide of Ryan Cash. Ryan's brother Clyde Cash would emerge this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge. In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life, to give Chris an archenemy to rail against.

Events of January 2009