December 2014

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

Chris's mugshot from December 2014, following his assault on GameStop.

December is the twelfth and final month of 2014. It seemed like nothing big was going to happen this month beyond Chris repiercing and later removing the un-clit, his announcement of moving back into 14 Branchland Court, and, of course, his intense hatred against blue-colored arms, but while this month would have ended quietly, Chris decided to completely ignore common sense and past experiences and break not one, not two, but three laws in a single day, by visiting a GameStop that he was banned from in order to vandalize their Sonic Boom display, and promptly mace an employee on his way out. It was later stated that the employee will be pressing charges, and while waiting a hearing for his triple-whammy crime, Chris will now spend time in jail.

Events

• 1 December - Chris gushes over an online Animation Domination High Def parody called "HBO's Powerpuff Girls", noting that "If they actually made a series of the PPGs in the adult situations and life, I would Totally watch every single one!" and not realizing it is just a parody not authorized by Cartoon Network themselves.
• 2 December - Chris uploads a video of himself playing Mario Kart 8, once again.
• 3 December - Chris posted a medallion update in a shocking while. Chris later mentions on a Facebook post that he has been in shock of the change in color to Sonic's arms since February, and that he has been actively protesting against it since June/July of 2014, sending and commenting months "worth of time" and that they have yet to respond. He has called for more action to restore Sonic's arms to their original tan color, and announces he is "expecting to be moving back into [his] renovated house within the next couple of weeks".
• 4 December - Chris repierces his taint with gold piercing jewelry.
• 5 December - Chris discovers Sonic Boom is getting a second season, and...well, just guess what happens.
• 6 December - Chris posts more idiotic hatred posts about Sonic Boom and announces on Facebook that he is moving back to a renovated 14 Branchland Court, and notes that any orders made between then and 1 January 2015 "will not be able to begin or fill them until close to or after that date."
• 9 December - A series of commissions drawn by Chris is uploaded to the forums. One of them is the receiver's OC scissoring Robbie. The thread later reveals that Chris IRL uses a homemade device to hold his duck in, which consists of a strap-on with the dildo removed.
• 10 December - Chris discovers a possible jab made to him in episode 7 of Sonic Boom...and is actually neutral towards it. Later in the day, he sends a raging, mostly ALL-CAPS letter to Sega, begging them to change Sonic's arms again. On the same day, he e-mailed to Renee that he and Catherine were no longer together.
• 12 December - Chris finally realizes piercing part of his taint isn't such a great idea after all, and as a result removes it completely.
• 13 December - Chris once again placed his mom's BMW on sale.
• 14 December - Chris thought that trolls were hacking his text messages. Meanwhile, he asked Renee to help him in his modelling career.
• 15 December - E-mails from Chris to Catherine are leaked on the CWCki Forums. Then, Chris posts on Facebook that he's "feeling crappy".
• 16 December - Pics of the "Relationship Vow" card are leaked on the CWCki Forums, showing Chris's vow to Catherine for their Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners. Chris later continues his protest of Sonic Boom on Miiverse.
• 17 December - Three apology letters that Chris wrote to Charlottesville Fashion Square, Mary Lee Walsh, and Wal-Mart in August are leaked. Also leaked is a never-before-seen Christmas video filmed in 2004.
• 18 December - Chris posts a long opinion piece on why he hates trolls and the infamous Nintendo eShop game Meme Run. Meanwhile, it was leaked on the CWCki Forums that Bob had hired gal-pals for Chris. It was also leaked that Anna McLerran was trying to dislodge Catherine and she would appeal for Catherine's humanity.
• 21 December - Chris announces 14 Branchland Court will not be ready to move back into by C-Mas. He posts links to give him presents, gift cards, or PayPal money--and even gives suggestions for joke presents. He also begs his Facebook friends to buy the car from Craigslist.
• 22 December - Chris awards his Facebook friends for helping him get through the year (supposedly) by giving them a picture of CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGICified Lego Wild Sonichu and Sonichu himself.
• 24 December - Christmas Eve.
• 25 December - Christmas. Once again, there appears to be no sweetheart under the C-Mas tree for Chris this year.
• 26 December - Possibly the busiest day in Chris's life since graduation. He went to Fashion Square Shopping Mall, and visited GameStop where he vandalized a Sonic Boom display and pepper-sprayed an employee on the way out. The police were called at some point after this, and Chris was arrested.
• 28 December - Chris was confirmed to be held in Albemarle Regional Jail, awaiting an initial hearing for his crimes two days earlier.
• 29 December - Chris's initial hearing takes place. The case is continued, to be heard again on February 5, 2015. Chris also posts bail.
• 31 December - New Year's Eve.

The Commissions Gallery

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  Commissioner's OC, à la Chris.

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  It's nice to know Chris's sense of humor hasn't changed, over the years.

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  Something about this scene looks a little familiar...

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  Chris: still a staple of women's rights.

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  Remember, kids, vandalism is way past cool!

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  Annnnd walls of text.

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  Is she scissoring his butthole?