2018

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Chris in 2018.
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Ongoing

The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

2018 is the tenth year of organized trolling.

January

Chris in January
Main article: January 2018

After hearing a rumor of a panel dedicated to him, Chris decided to travel to D.C. to attend to MAGfest. Not only was he correct, but he also received a surprisingly warm welcome. He was still under the influence of the infamous Idea Guy, declaring the marriage of Mewtwo and Magi-Chan and smashing a doll on camera under the belief that it was bugged by Nazis. The Idea Guy was finally doxed on January 22, revealed to be Kiwi Farms user Joshua Wise. More information was leaked about the Idea Guy, including fake news clips, audio recordings, and what appears to be unfinished works for Sonichu #16. There were also apologies to Alec Benson Leary and Michael Snyder. More of Sonichu #12-9 was uploaded. Chris also tried to sell his old Pokémon cards, ostensibly to fix Barb's teeth.

February

Chris in February 2018
Main article: February 2018

In February, Chris tried selling on Lulu again and sold damaged art for $100. He continued to debate "reality cartoons" with Bryanfrogboy, and turned 36. Other than these, this month saw very little activity from Chris.

March

Mother and daughter, March 2018
Main article: March 2018

This month mostly consisted of Chris selling items on eBay. These include a scalped ticket, bootleg Pokémon cartridges and Cole's old comics. Towards the end of March, Chris made reference to finding not one, but two sweethearts. To top the month off, Chris got arrested for trespassing after forbidden and revealed his true ancestry.

April

Chris on a treadmill, April 2018
Main article: April 2018

April was a surprisingly turbulent month for several reasons. He revealed to the public that he is now a bisexual. His need for money became even more desperate, as he made begging videos and took paid video requests again. His desperation reached its peak when he began to sell the Amnyfest Ring and licked two penis drawings on the wall so a customer will buy them. Chris was also in contact by two aspiring trolls. One tried to impersonate as a former PVCC professor, driven mad by him. Another paid for his BronyCon fees so he can earn fame.

May

Main article: May 2018
Chris's new husband and wife, taped to the ceiling.

While not as turbulent as April, combined with a drop in Patreon donations and increased presence of weens, especially from Michael Hirtes, Chris reached a breaking point, lashing out at anyone trying to interact with him and posting a video regarding the drama. Chris would then reveal his two sweethearts, Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan. Later on, he would resume his work on Sonichu #12-9 to recoup his losses. Tragedy would strike in the Chandler household as Sorbet and Pollo would go MIA and die of natural causes respectively. At the end of the month, Chris would meet Copitz, where they would make a video together.

June

Sold in June 2018
Main article: June 2018

Chris was interviewed by Count Dankula and continued to sell junk, including an autographed photo with JULAY! written on it. He attended Too Many Games, and was thrown out for touching attendees inappropriately.

July

Main article: July 2018
Fourth of Julay, 2018

Chris's March trespass case was finalized, with no apparent punishment. Null leaked Cryzel Torture, revealing just how fucked up Joshua and Stephen Boyd's torment of Chris was. He also revealed that they had scammed him out of six thousand dollars.

Chris finished Sonichu #12-9, insisted that his magic powers were real, and attended BronyCon.

August

Chris in August 2018, freckled after spending time in the sun for once.
Main article: August 2018

Chris released a brief comic about the Idea Guy's corruption of the Sonichu 'verse. He colored his shoes, and forced Barbara to make several begging videos selling photographs, posters and blankets.

September

Chris in Sept 2018

A quiet month, except for a revealing Twitter rant about Barb.