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Revision as of 10:19, 5 August 2010
2010 marks the second consecutive year of organized trolling of Christian Weston Chandler. In 2010, Chris turned 28.
January
- Main article: January 2010
Smug with overconfidence thanks to his fanmail and the victory over gay ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the CWCipedia via copyright claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new stress factor in the emerging fan comic Asperchu, going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy YouTube videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update Sonichu 10, revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to another girl and he would attempt to hide this, but his own ego would refuse him to do so.
February
- Main article: February 2010
As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in a series of phone calls from Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary, demanding Chris to promise to show better tolerance towards Asperchu and to get rid of Simonla Rosechu, with Mao holding CWCipedia hostage. Though, very slowly, Chris recovered enough from the stress to complete Sonichu 10, which showed the death of Simonla, only for Chris to turn around and "kill" Alec, Mao and two other people in an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual Christian Love Day. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of another human male entering Chris's room, one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.
March
- Main article: March 2010
As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, Bob, had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his fanbase. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive narcissism, reveal a name of his potential new sweetheart through a custom LBA level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the gal-pal to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the CWCki. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the Internet, attacking his fans for wanting more Sonichu pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking Surfshack Tito, the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, an outside source would intervene with Chris and force him to once again announce he leaves the Internet forever. (36 hours later after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about TV and sex.)
April
- Main article: April 2010
As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on The Hook Cafe, discovering that Chris was back to his Love Quest on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named Jackie, who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to The GAMe PLACe in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed Michael Snyder as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.
May
- Main article: May 2010
As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the life upgrade. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the Greene County School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the CWCipedia to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of e-mails are also leaked.
June
- Main article: June 2010
After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with an autistic plan of revenge against Michael Snyder: long story short, Chris almost commits a vehicular homicide while drunk and he's let off scot-free by the police. He then made a video addressing these events and announced that he's leaving the Internet. (Again. For the fifth time.) Chris front then fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the Fridays After Five event in Charlottesville, continuing his Love Quest offline by acting really creepy in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared off to online: the Flipnote Hatena, a website created by Nintendo for users to share their amateur animations.
July
- Main article: July 2010
July 2010 began with Chris getting permabanned from Flipnote Hatena for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life; he was spotted at McIntire Park and twice at Fridays After Five. However, on 17 July he returned to Twitter, telling his loyal fans that he's working on the comic pages. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.
August
- Main article: August 2010
Since posting on Twitter on 26 July, Chris hasn't given off any life signs. It is suspected he's spending his time playing PS3.
November
Chris's high school reunion will take place on November 8.