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In 2013, Chris mourned his expulsion from Heaven.
2013 is the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the two years before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began serving out his sentence. It remains to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) will finally knock some sense into him, though judging from past experiences, it seems pretty unlikely.
However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from My Little Pony in April. Even the Wal-Mart store he frequents has had enough of him - an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.
In May, an Imgur account of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since the death of his father earlier in 2011.
In August, Chris indicated that his health has taken a turn for the worse, which, when compounded with the other problems explained above, all point to one thing - The consequences of his actions (or lack thereof) are finally beginning to catch up to him.
January
- 11 January 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook picture twice in one day.
- 29 January 2013- Chris is spotted at local McDonald's.
February
- 24 February 2013 - Chris turns 31
March
- 8 March 2013 - A photo of Chris in his tomgirl attire is featured on the fourth episode of MTV's Failosophy.
- 9 March 2013 - Chris goes to Madicon held this year in Harrisonburg, VA. He's spotted by one of trolls, however no pictures are taken. On Facebook, he insists that the Sonichu comic is not dead, despite two years without updates. He also discovers that he was on MTV the previous day.
- 28 March 2013 - Chris posts a public Facebook message whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's Proposition 8 and DOMA deliberations.
- 30 March 2013 - An epistle from Chris to his church is leaked on the CWCki forums. In the document Chris announces that he will be no longer going to church for a period of time. Details about the deterioration of Chris's relationships with his fellow parishioners and church staff are also revealed.
April
- 4 April 2013 - Chris posts a a new Facebook note, in which he says he has no more interest in the The GAMe PLACe.
- 20 April 2013 - Chris uploads two new Facebook pictures. One of them depicts him holding a sign that reads "Haters to the Left," and points to the viewer's right in typical Chris fashion, while the other one shows him holding a different sign that declares him "[his] own free bitch."
- 29 April 2013 - Chris posts two Facebook notes. In the first one he expresses his outrage at the news of Sega planning to replace Sonic as their mascot, not realizing that the news story he is responding to is a fictional one posted on a parody website. In the second note he bemoans of how he has been trolled in the past by people pretending to be women.
May
- 4 May 2013- Somebody named "mormonjesus" drops in IRC what seems to be email Chris sent to Kim on 1 May.
- 6 May 2013 - More emails between Chris and Jackie are leaked on the CWCki forums.
- 19 May 2013 - The Maggie Thomas call which was made in September 2009 was leaked by whispsonichu on the CWCki Forums.
- 21 May 2013 - Chris posts up pictures of his iPhone and his broken iPod on his Facebook account, complete with a custom made duct-tape folder for them.
- 21 May 2013 - Chris unveils his latest creation, the iDea Book Case, via Facebook.
- 26 May 2013 - An Imgur account of Chris's formerly hidden Facebook status updates is revealed....by Chris himself.
- 29 May 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook profile picture to one featuring the return of the Parappa hat.
- 30 May 2013 - Chris makes a new Facebook post, laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" his mother.
- 31 May 2013 - The Nintendo-run website Flipnote Hatena shuts down. All flipnotes, including Chris's are no longer able to be shown. A troll let this site know a couple months earlier in order to save Chris's art.
June
- 6 June 2013 - Chris starts playing Toro's Friend Network and the game is linked to Facebook.
- 7 June 2013 - Chris has made 20 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. (Link)
- 9 June 2013 -Anna posted on Facebook to Chris that she re-watched his DVD with her married friend. (Link)
- 9 June 2013 - An e-mail from Chris to Jackie on 7 September 2011 was leaked on the CWCki Forums, where Chris talked about his dream that according to the Grim Reaper, his father's soul would not be claimed until the year 2015.
- 11 June 2013 - Chris has made 30 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. (Link)
- 12 June 2013 - Chris has made 50 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. (Link) He is also earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. (Link)
- 13 June 2013 - Chris liked two videos: "I Heard the Dog Bark" by Sesame Street and My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 on YouTube despite he once made a Facebook post raging about the Equestria Girls movie a few days ago. (Link) On the same day, Anna posts to her friends, including Chris to all go to Disneyland together. (Link)
- 16 June 2013 - A picture of Son-Chu which is photographed on Google Street View in June 2011 is leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 17 June 2013 - Chris posts another Facebook post that he is lonely again.
- 20 June 2013 - A video of Chris's house on 8 June 2013 is leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 20 and 21 June 2013 - Hidden Twitter posts from 16 April 2012 to 21 June 2013, which most of them are linked to the Facebook 2013 Imgur Leak and pictures from 20 June 2013 are leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 22 June 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that "there are too many Trolls and Bad People in the world hiding behind the Internet constantly".
- 24 June 2013 - Mary McLerran, relative of Anna, posts to Chris on Facebook that she is sending him good energy. (Link)
- 27 June 2013 - Chris makes a Facebook post about a skunk.
- 29 June 2013 - Chris complains to Cole Smithey on Twitter.
July
- 7 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook about Ruckersville. On the same day, Chris liked the full movie of Equestria Girls on YouTube.
- 10 July 2013 - Chris's year-long probation, passed down by the court, ended.
- 14 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that he is depressed and needs real compassion from women.
- 18 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that he doesn't want people to call him a wet blanket.
- 20 July 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook about Spring Breakers, bizarrely comparing it to My Little Pony and his life.
- 22 July 2013 - Chris uploads a picture on Facebook and asks how good looking/attractive he is. He claims that he now weighs 220 pounds. On the same day, Chris shares a "Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)" video. On the same day, Chris uploads a screenshot from the CWCki Forums on Facebook about the results of the poll.
- 24 July 2013 - Chris shared a Crackle page on Facebook. On the same day, Mary McLerran posts on Facebook that she loves the hand shape on Chris's profile picture.
August
- 3 August 2013 - William Elliott Waterman posts to Chris on Facebook.
- 5 August 2013 - Chris posts some photos of his high school LEGO set on Facebook.
- 6 August 2013 - Chris shared some links of LEGO Heartlake High on Facebook. On the same day, Chris posted on Facebook that one of his pups just peed.
- 7 August 2013 - Chris liked some videos of Equestria Girls, posted some posts related to the movie, and put it #2 of his Top Movies list. On the same day, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends posts a message to the DANG, DIRTY trolls on the CWCki on Facebook.
- 9 August 2013 - Chris uploaded a photo of "The Lancers" on Facebook, which is Chris's high school sports team.
- 15 August 2013 - Chris uploaded photos of Mark Cuban, Lemon Pound Cake, and a logo of "University of Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens" on Twitter and Facebook.
- 16 August 2013 - More random pictures were posted by Chris.
- 17 August 2013 - Chris posts an absurd riddle on Twitter and Facebook, which explains the random pictures he posted.
- 18 August 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook about his new shoes.
- 19 August 2013 - Chris deleted the absurd riddle. On the same day, one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted to him on Facebook. Chris also posted a picture of his eyebrow on Facebook.
- 21 August 2013 - Another one of Chris's new friends in Manchester High School posted to him on Facebook.
- 22 August 2013 - One of Chris's new friends posted to Chris again on Facebook.
- 23 August 2013 - Chris posted on Facebook about Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that his mother is a survivor of breast cancer. On the same day, Chris posted a photo on Facebook involving his mother and Snoopy.
- 27 August 2013 - Chris posted on Facebook about suffering from stress due to various reasons. On the same day, he updates his Facebook photo.
September
- 1 September 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook about his favourite ponies in My Little Pony.
- 2 September 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook cursing a Manajerk, Rob Bell, Mary Lee Walsh and Megan Schroeder. Shorty after he informs the CWCki forums about this note. On the same day, Chris likes the Equestria Girls - Official Live Action Music Video (The Magic of Friendship) on YouTube.
- 3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his friends on Facebook about his stress, trolls and more, claiming that his blood pressure went up because of them.
- 4 September 2013 - Chris posts a 1-star review of Nathanael Greene Elementary School on Facebook, claiming that "The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life".
- 5 September 2013 - Chris's court information about the 28 October 2011 incident is updated. It seemed that Chris had been sentenced to 30 days confinement last year but the sentence was suspended and Chris paid a $247 fine instead.
- 6 September 2013 - The second anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure. Chris also shared a link about autistic interactions on Facebook and mentions his Autism Tutorial videos.On the same day, Chris makes a post on Facebook about how he has now been banned from Wal-Mart for vandalizing an XBox Live sign with a permanent marker.
- 7 September 2013 - Chris makes a Facebook post about how God made him scratch a woman's car in a parking lot. On the same day, some pictures of 14 Branchland Court are leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 8 September 2013 - Chris whines on a YouTube video "Equestria Girls (Helping Twilight Win the Crown)" - MLP: Equestria Girls [My Little Rock Band] that the PS3 versions of the song should be made.
- 10 September 2013 - Chris shared a link to a ridiculous Facebook page "Brassieres For Males", supporting males to wear sports bras.
- 11 September 2013 - Chris shared a Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", claiming that It is a touching and good movie to watch today.
- 17 September 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that he has found a Sonic Underground DVD from either a troll or a fan which had been resting there for some time, as it was covered in rain water. He tells people that if they want to send him something, to put it in the newspaper box or have it shipped to his doorstep. He includes some visual aids and screencaps from Excel Saga.
- 18 September 2013 - Chris tries to see the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection on eBay for $65.
- 22 September 2013 - PCA, a CWCki Forums user, meets Chris in McDonald's in Charlottesville and provides two snapshots of him as a proof.
- 24 September - Chris posts a rant against Megan Schroeder on Facebook, revealing that he uses a Lego minifig of her as some sort of voodoo doll.
- 27 September - Chris writes a new Facebook post meant to correct what he sees as commonly held misconceptions about his past relationship with Megan.
October
- 1 October 2013 - Barbara's 72nd birthday.
- 3 October 2013 - Chris posts an angry Facebook rant directed at Megan.
- 31 October 2013 - Halloween.
December
- 25 December 2013 - Christmas.
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