2013

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Chris in November 2013. Familiar expression, as always.
In 2013, Chris mourned his expulsion from Heaven.

2013 was the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the two years before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began serving out his sentence. For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him, though judging from past experiences, it seemed pretty unlikely. Indeed, as of the end of this year, Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it.

2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any art or crafts or mention sex or his grand delusions. He also continued not to appear in public with the Medallion of Fail, and he showed more awareness of the trolls. Oddly, Chris made sporadic references to his weight, claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle.

However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from My Little Pony in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his high school gal pals had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.

Even the Wal-Mart store he frequents has had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He cursed the Manajerk for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later reveal that even his own family wants nothing to do with him or his mother - Cole Smithey didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter.

With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.

In May, an Imgur account of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since the death of his father earlier in 2011.

In August, Chris indicated that his health has taken a turn for the worse, which, when compounded with the other problems explained above, all point to one thing - The consequences of his actions (or lack thereof) are finally beginning to catch up to him.

In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, Alec Benson Leary leaked the Tour of Chris's House II video to the CWCki Forums.

January

Chris in January 2013.
Main article: January 2013

This month was a bit dull, not unlike previous years. Aside from a McDonald's sighting, not much is worth noting.

February

Main article: February 2013

This month marks Chris's 31st love day birthday.

March

Chris in March 2013.
Main article: March 2013

Another bland month; however, Chris's step-brother Cole is married sometime during the interval.

April

Chris in April 2013.
Main article: April 2013

Like previous months, uneventful. Chris mainly stayed to his Facebook profile.

May

Main article: May 2013
Chris in May 2013.

This month marked the closing of Flipnote Hatena, a Nintendo-run website that Chris had frequented in the past, as well as some other internet activity and leaks.

June

Main article: June 2013
Chris in June 2013.

Another video tour of Chris's house is leaked, this month, among a few Facebook and Twitter rants from Chris.

July

Main article: July 2013
Chris in July 2013.

This month saw little activity aside from a few Facebook updates.

August

Main article: August 2013
Chris in August 2013.

More Facebook activity from Chris for the duration of the month, along with a new Lego high school set.

September

Main article: September 2013
Field agent observation, September 2013.

Again, more Facebook activity from Chris. A few photos of Chris's house are also leaked to the CWCki Forums.

October

Main article: October 2013
Chris in a October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube).

This month marks Chris's first realization that his former gal pals had been (or still are) simply being friendly with him out of pity. It also marks Chris's first video of 2013; being a recreation of his beloved high school in Lego form.

November

Main article: November 2013

Chris goes on several large rants followed by half-assed apologies throughout the month; mostly involving Megan.

December

Chris has a Wii U?
  • 5 December 2013 - Chris posts another Facebook status about being alone.
  • 11 December 2013 - Alec Benson Leary leaks the Tour of Chris's House II video.
  • 16 December 2013 - Chris posts an ad on Craigslist trying to sell his used porn collection for $1,000.
  • 19 December 2013 - Kellie Andes links Chris's tickle yo' PUSSAY video on Facebook.
  • 21 December 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook looking for Pokémon Safari friends.
  • 22 December 2013 - A user on /v/ may have discovered Chris's Miiverse account, meaning that he bought a Wii U.
  • 23 December 2013 - Chris posts about controversial Twitter user Justine Sacco's sticky dream about an autistic kid.
  • 25 December 2013 - Christmas. And still no sweetheart from the ground up.

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