March 2009

On March 18 2009, we learn that Chris has been playing Eye of Judgement recently.

On March 26 2009, we get a sneak peak at Sonichu Special 1.

On March 27 2009, Chris gave us a tour of his house.

(Archived version here.)

March 2009 starts with the conclusion of the Julie Saga when it is revealed to Chris that Julie is actually a thirteen year old boy, known as BlueSpike. Chris doesn't let this put him down, however, and shortly after this fiasco he gets in touch with Emily. His short relationship with her climaxes during a date between the two, Chris being accompanied by his father. During this date, Emily is taken off by the Man in the Pickle Suit, and the next day she calls Chris to say that she has decided that she doesn't want any romantic relations with him. During this phone call Clyde Cash also breaks in, severely scaring the Chandler family. March ends with Chris finding himself a new sweetheart, Ivy, and during the month's last week Chris produces several videos that he dedicates to her. Leading up to the last days of March, Chris also starts showing more and more rage towards Clyde Cash, and in the end he even announces that he will leave YouTube for ever.

Events of March 2009

• March 1 - An ED troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the sex doll video claims to have sent the postcards to Bob Chandler, who supposedly then confiscating Chris's tools for making videos.
• March 3 - Julie's fake brother, Max, gains control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatens to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris is coerced into declaring BILLY MAYS to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving pieces of his Sonichu medallion up his butt before he is allowed to speak to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been BlueSpike, a thirteen-year-old boy in league with Clyde Cash.
• March 4 - Chris' eleventh Mumble chat. Discusses being ill, BlueSpike/Julie/Max's deception (Bluespike plays an active part in the chat), getting his accounts & website back and recreating a new medallion.
• March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by hanging himself with a wireless PS3 controller.
• March 4 - Video Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick. He demands that his fans badger the user known as BlueSpike.
• March 5 - Last of the Clyde E-mails is sent.
• March 5 - Chris's twelfth and final Mumble chat. Chris is still ill, Clyde reveals that he killed BlueSpike for Chris's birthday, and the mayorship of CWCville is discussed.
• March 8 - The Family Guy episode "Family Gay" premieres, in which Leviticus 18:22 is mentioned as condemning homosexuality.
• March 10 - Video Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
• March 12 - Video Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number.
• March 15 - Robert Simmons V visits Chris at his church. There is an audio recording of this event.
• March 16 - Video Chris apologizes to Emily for not attending their planned meeting.
• March 16 - Video Chris apologizes for his bad behavior at The GAMe PLACe in 2008.
• March 18 - Video Chris talks about Eye of Judgement and first mentions Ivy.
• March 19 - Chris is chaperoned by his father for a date with Emily. However, at the conclusion of this date Chris sees Emily walking off with someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
• March 19 - Video Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel.
• March 20 - Video Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
• March 20 - Last of the Wallflower E-mails 3 is sent.
• March 26 - Video Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero. Comic pages from what is now known as Sonichu Special 1 are incorporated into the video.
• March 26 - Video Chris complains that Megan has been having trouble from the trolls.
• March 27 - Video In a two-part video, Chris gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed with junk.
• March 27 - Video Chris rages at Clyde Cash, threatening to call the police.
• March 28 - Video Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Loving You.
• March 29 - Video Chris sings the farting song.
• March 30 - Video Chris demands the removal of his ED article. He later uploads an extended version of the video.
• March 30 - Video Chris claims to have obtained the mugshot of Clyde Cash. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
• March 30 - Video Chris announces he is leaving YouTube forever. Or maybe just until 9 April.