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[[Image:Vanessa-hudgens.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 14''', Chris [[mass debate|mass debates]] for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].]]
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[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 16 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]].]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|On '''April 19 2009''', [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] hits the stores.]]
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 28 2009''', the [[Giant Penis Comic|Giant Penis]] emerges.]]


Throughout '''April [[2009]]''', Chris is strongly in love with his sweetheart [[Ivy]]. Although previously stating that he would quit [[YouTube]] forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.
[[Image:Vanessa-hudgens.jpg|thumb|right|On '''14 April 2009''', Chris [[mass debate|mass debates]] for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|right|On '''16 April 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]].]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|On '''19 April 2009''', [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] hits the stores.]]
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|On '''28 April 2009''', the [[Giant Penis Comic|Giant Penis]] emerges.]]
 
'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2009]]. Chris became strongly in love with his sweetheart [[Ivy]]. Although [[YouTube Finale|previously stating]] that he would quit [[YouTube]] forever, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|returns to the video-site]] within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.


==Events of April 2009==
==Events of April 2009==
 
* '''Sometime this month''' - Chris attempts to visit [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to buy [[Eye of Judgment]] cards, while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if [[Michael Snyder|Michael]] said he could come back.
* Sometime this month - Chris attempts to visit the [[Game Place]] in an attempt to buy Eye of Judgment cards while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if [[Michael Snyder|Michael]] said he could come back.
* '''1 April''' - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] takes their Chris-Chan page offline, as part of an April Fool's Day prank.
* 1 April - [[ED]] takes their Chris-Chan page offline.
* '''2 April''' - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
* 2 April - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
* '''3 April''' - The Chris-Chan people article returns to ED.
* 3 April - The Chris Chan people article returns to ED.
* '''5 April'''
* 5 April - A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
** A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
* 5 April - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
** Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
* 5 April - [[Son-Chu]] was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of [[DayOut|October 2010]] had not received one.
** [[Son-Chu]] was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of [[DayOut|October 2010]] had not received one.
* 6 April - Chris [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|chats]] with Joshua Martinez, posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]], about a movie she wants Chris to star in.
* '''6 April'''
* 6 April - Chris purchases the [[cwcville.com]] domain.
** Chris [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|chats]] with Joshua Martinez, posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]], about a movie she wants Chris to star in.
* 9 April - Chris's [[Sonichu site]] is restored at cwcville.com.
** Chris purchases the [[cwcville.com]] domain.
* 9 April - '''Video''' Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|announces]] cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, [[CChanSonichu]].
* '''9 April'''
* 11 April - Chris writes a "[[Dating Education]] Exam."
** Chris's [[Sonichu site]] is restored at cwcville.com.
* 12 April - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|announces]] the impending completion of [[Episode 19]].
** Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|announces]] cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, [[CChanSonichu]].
* 12 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[More for the crabs|new youtube video]], with him greeting [[Ivy]], and her hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
* '''11 April''' - Chris writes a "[[Dating Education]] Exam."
* 12 April - '''Video''' Chris [[ECV 00081|kisses]] his [[Kimmi|sex doll]] with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
* '''12 April'''
* 12 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the [[Bunny Hop]].
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|announces]] the impending completion of [[Episode 19]].
* 12 April - Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
** Chris uploads a [[More for the crabs|new YouTube video]], with him greeting [[Ivy]], and her hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
* 14 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2]] with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up [[mass debate|mass debating]] to Vanessa.
** Chris [[ECV 00081|kisses]] his [[Kimmi|sex doll]] with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
* 16 April - '''Video''' Clyde Cash releases [[ACWCAudition|Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens]] on YouTube.
** Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the [[Bunny Hop]].
* 16 April - '''Video''' [[The Miscreants]] leak [[April 16 Fetish Vids|several videos]] of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.  
** Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
* 16 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]] with Martinez takes place. Chris resists Vanessa's sexual advances, but he does talk about his [[Officer Nasty|sex-dolls]].
* '''14 April''' - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2]] with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up [[mass debate|mass debating]] to Vanessa.
* 17 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|new video]] where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's "face."  
* '''16 April'''
* 17 April - Chris uploads [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|a video]] in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on 14 April. He cites the Bible.
** Clyde Cash releases [[ACWCAudition|Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens]] on YouTube.
* 19 April - The August 2007 video of [[CWC is Angry|Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse]], once thought to be lost forever, is recovered by [[AVDierten]].  
** [[The Miscreants]] leak [[April 16 Fetish Vids|several videos]] of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.  
* 19 April - The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] is informally released.
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]] with Martinez takes place. Chris resists Vanessa's sexual advances, but he does talk about his [[Officer Nasty|sex-dolls]].
* 19 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4]] with Martinez takes place. He mainly talks about his love for [[Ivy]].   
* '''17 April'''
* 20 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5]] with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.
** Chris uploads a [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|new video]] where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's "face."  
* 21 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]] with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
** Chris uploads [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|a video]] in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on 14 April. He cites the Bible.
* 22 April - Chris creates a new [[Quiz]]: [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|Christian Weston Chandler]].
* '''19 April'''
* 22 April - Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#CWC Random Humor|CWC Random Humor]].
** The August 2007 video of [[CWC is Angry|Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse]], once thought to be [[Lost Media|lost media]], is recovered by [[AVDierten]].  
* 22 April - Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz from CWC|Sonichu Quiz from CWC]].
** The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] is informally released.
* 22 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7]] with Martinez takes place. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4]] with Martinez takes place. He mainly talks about his love for [[Ivy]].   
* 23 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|video]] where he calls out for [[Clyde Cash]].
* '''20 April''' - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5]] with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.
* 24 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads his [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|marriage proposal to Ivy]].
* '''21 April''' - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]] with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
* 24 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads an [[I Got A Fish|old try-out for his PS-Eye]].
* '''22 April'''
* 24 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.
** Chris creates a new [[Quiz]]: [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|Christian Weston Chandler]].
* 27 April - '''Video''' [[The Miscreants]] publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named [[Power]], has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, [[CWCFlyingElephants]], shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
** Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#CWC Random Humor|CWC Random Humor]].
* 27 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8]] with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
** Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz from CWC|Sonichu Quiz from CWC]].
* 28 April - Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#CWC's Dating Education Exam|CWC's Dating Education Exam]].
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7]] with Martinez takes place. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
* 28 April - The [[Miscreants]] publish the [[Giant Penis Comic]].
* '''23 April''' - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|video]] where he calls out for [[Clyde Cash]].
* 28 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]], in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from 16 April, by way of explaining why he drinks his [[semen]] and [[Dirty crapped briefs|shits his pants]].
* '''24 April'''
* 28 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads a second video, [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00096]], explaining that he only did that stuff in the 16 April footage because a real live girl (read: Ivy) asked him to do it, which makes it okay. He insists Ivy is real and that he will have sex with her.
** Chris uploads his [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|marriage proposal to Ivy]].
* 29 April - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009|apologizes]] for being so slow with the comic.
** Chris uploads an [[I Got A Fish|old try-out for his PS-Eye]].
* 30 April - '''Video''' Chris uploads two strange new videos, [[ShutUpBrain]] and [[WakeUpBrain]], in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
** Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.
* 30 April - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]] with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.  
* '''27 April'''
** [[The Miscreants]] publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named [[Power]], has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, [[CWCFlyingElephants]], shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8]] with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
* '''28 April'''
** Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#CWC's Dating Education Exam|CWC's Dating Education Exam]].
** The [[Miscreants]] publish the [[Giant Penis Comic]].
** Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]], in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from 16 April, by way of explaining why he drinks his [[semen]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits his pants]].
** Chris uploads a second video, [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00096]], explaining that he only did that stuff in the 16 April footage because a[[Ivy| real live girl]] asked him to do it, which makes it okay. He insists Ivy is real and that he will have sex with her.
* '''29 April''' - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009|apologizes]] for being so slow with the comic.
* '''30 April'''
** Chris uploads two strange new videos, [[ShutUpBrain]] and [[WakeUpBrain]], in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]] with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.  


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On 14 April 2009, Chris mass debates for Vanessa Hudgens.
On 16 April 2009, footage is leaked of Chris wearing butt garments.
On 19 April 2009, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK hits the stores.
On 28 April 2009, the Giant Penis emerges.

April was the fourth month of 2009. Chris became strongly in love with his sweetheart Ivy. Although previously stating that he would quit YouTube forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.

Events of April 2009

  • Sometime this month - Chris attempts to visit The GAMe PLACe in an attempt to buy Eye of Judgment cards, while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if Michael said he could come back.
  • 1 April - Encyclopedia Dramatica takes their Chris-Chan page offline, as part of an April Fool's Day prank.
  • 2 April - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
  • 3 April - The Chris-Chan people article returns to ED.
  • 5 April
    • A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
    • Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez, apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
    • Son-Chu was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of October 2010 had not received one.
  • 6 April
  • 9 April
    • Chris's Sonichu site is restored at cwcville.com.
    • Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris announces cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
  • 11 April - Chris writes a "Dating Education Exam."
  • 12 April
    • Chris announces the impending completion of Episode 19.
    • Chris uploads a new YouTube video, with him greeting Ivy, and her hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
    • Chris kisses his sex doll with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
    • Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the Bunny Hop.
    • Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
  • 14 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 2 with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up mass debating to Vanessa.
  • 16 April
  • 17 April
    • Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's "face."
    • Chris uploads a video in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on 14 April. He cites the Bible.
  • 19 April
  • 20 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 5 with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.
  • 21 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 6 with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
  • 22 April
  • 23 April - Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.
  • 24 April
  • 27 April
    • The Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named Power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
    • Vanessa AIM Chat 8 with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
  • 28 April
  • 29 April - Chris apologizes for being so slow with the comic.
  • 30 April
    • Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
    • Vanessa AIM Chat 9 with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.
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