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[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|Chris will always find a new low.]]
[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|On '''16 September 2010''', Chris [[Chris and racism|once again]] [[Song for Jackie|proved]] that he will always find a new low.]]
[[File:Creepy_boat.jpg|thumb|Chris on '''25 September 2010''', while sinking Lars' boat.]]
[[File:Creepy_boat.jpg|thumb|Chris on '''25 September 2010''', while [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking Lars' boat]].]]


'''September [[2010]]''' began in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by Chris, including an attempt to organize his [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|10-year class reunion]] and the violent destruction of his [[PS3]] in exchange for over $9000.  
'''September''' was the ninth month of '''[[2010]]'''. It got off to a slightly slow start, especially considering it came in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by [[Chris]], including an attempt to organize his [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|10-year class reunion]] and the [[Moving Forward|violent destruction]] of his [[PS3]] in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|exchange]] for over $9000.  


The month started just a little bit slowly, but things seemed to have picked back up in amazing style come the first half of the month. After proclaiming that [[Haters_gonna_hate.mov|he wouldn't let the trolls bother him]] and he was [[Chris and the internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|taking back control of his life]], he posted up [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|two]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|videos]], both involving a mysterious girl named [[Jackie]], presumably the same one [[Jackie e-mails|who dealt with Chris back in April]].
However, things picked back up in amazing style come the first half of the month. After proclaiming that [[Haters_gonna_hate.mov|he wouldn't let the trolls bother him]] and he was [[Chris and the internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|taking back control of his life]], Chris uploaded [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|two]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|videos]], both involving a mysterious girl named [[Jackie]], presumably the same one [[Jackie e-mails|who dealt with him back in April]]. Things also got interesting when Jackie's ex-boyfriend [[Lars]] came back into the picture.


Aside from his recent dealings with Jackie, unable to handle the lack of [[video games]], Chris used his [[tugboat]] to buy a new PS3.  
Aside from his dealings with Jackie, Chris quickly turned out to be unable to handle the lack of [[video games]], and used his [[tugboat]] to buy a new PS3, much to Jackie's dismay.


==Events of September 2010==
==Events of September 2010==
*1 September - Chris refuses to reveal the name of his new alleged [[sweetheart]] in a correspondence with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]].
* '''1 September'''
*2 September - Chris purchases a new [[PS3]].
** Chris refuses to reveal the name of his new [[sweetheart]] in a [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|correspondence]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. He tells them he knows they are not going to give him $9,001 for destroying his [[PS3]].
*2 September - The [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]] are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original [[life upgrade]].
** In an email to [[Jackie]], Chris shamelessly hedges on his claims regarding [[Chris and money|money]] and [[video games]]. Jackie calls him out on his bullshit.
*4 September - Bob turns 83, a milestone that many trolls thought was impossible.
* '''2 September'''
*6 September - Chris releases a new video, [[Haters gonna hate.mov]].
** Chris purchases a new [[PS3]].
*13 September - Two new videos are released. [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|One of them]] is addressed to [[Jackie]], where [[List of Chris's lies|he breaks his previous promise to not reveal her name]], while [[XBox is OK.MOV|the other]] shows Chris renouncing his hatred for the [[Hex Box]].
** Chris completely avoids Jackie's criticisms. She angrily threatens to leave him if he doesn't deal with his issues. He says he is helpless to fix his life in any meaningful way.
*16 September - Chris releases [[Song for Jackie.MOV]], where he sings a song about his Love Quest while in blackface.  
** The [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]] are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original [[life upgrade]].
*19 September - [[Andrew Simmons chat|A chat between Chris and an IRC regular]] dating back to [[2008]] is leaked by Clyde Cash.
* '''3 September''' - Jackie tells Chris he cares more about video games than her, and demands that he return his new PS3. He refuses, and baldly asks her to go on a date.
*20 September - Chris is revealed to have impersonated [[Samantha Thaddeus]] back in [[2009]], proven by a [[Katie Bay E-mails|series of emails]] leaked by Clyde Cash.
* '''4 September'''
*22 September - E-mails from [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]], [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|Vivian Gee]] and [[Clyde E-mails|Clyde Cash]] are leaked, going back as far as 2008.  
** Chris tells Jackie he is discouraged that she doesn't think he's boyfriend material, but still refuses to change anything about his life.
*22 September - A list of Chris's [[Best Buy]] purchases, a [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg|bank]] [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg|statement]] for Vivian and a [[:File:Thank You, Kate.jpg|drawing Chris drew for Kate]] are leaked.
** [[Bob]] turns 83, a milestone that many trolls thought was impossible.
*23 September - Chris is found to have purchased a [[ModNation Racers]] mod on [[eBay]] for $30.  
* '''5 September''' - Chris defends his video game hobby to Jackie, and says they should see other people.
*23 September - In a newly surfaced [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|prank call]], [[Bob]] claims to know members of the Ku Klux Klan, and even suggests that he was possibly a member himself.
* '''6 September''' - Chris releases a new video, [[Haters gonna hate.mov]].
* 25 September - The [[Wallflower E-mails]] are released. It turns out Chris was never in an actual relationship with [[The Wallflower]].
* '''7 September''' - Chris suggests a [[Chris and negotiation|compromise]] to Jackie as a way to regain her respect. He's keeping the PS3, though.
* 25 September - Chris uploads a new video where he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinks Lars' boat]]. The consequences will never be the same.
* '''8 September''' - Jackie questions Chris's resolve and again suggests that he is a video game addict.
* 26 September - Chris begins his anti-[[troll]] movement with a [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|video]].
* '''9 September'''
* 27 September - Chris [[New Address|makes a video for Lars]] in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him.
** Chris tells Jackie he no longer hates the [[Hex-Box|X-Box]] and says he feels like a social outcast.
* 30 September - Chris [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|makes another video]] for Lars where he continues talking about boats. He later uploaded the longer version of this video on 2 October.
** Jackie tells Chris to make a video demonstrating his love for her.
* '''10 September''' - Chris is excited by Jackie's request. He says he wants to stop hating people, including the [[homos|gays]]. Jackie provides specific details about her video request.
* '''12 September''' - Chris tells Jackie he is working on her video.
* '''13 September'''
** Two new videos are released. [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|One of them]] is addressed to [[Jackie]], where [[List of Chris's lies|he breaks his previous promise to not reveal her name]], while [[XBox is OK.MOV|the other]] shows Chris renouncing his hatred for the [[Hex Box]].
** Chris sends a copy of the video to Jackie, as well as some images, including, finally, an explicit drawing of men jacking off into Jackie's face.
** Jackie tells Chris to make another video in which he dresses as Mr. Popo.
* '''14 September''' - Chris agrees to the new video for Jackie.
* '''16 September'''
** Chris releases [[Song for Jackie.MOV]], where he puts on a blackface minstrel show. In an email, he discusses the ideas behind the video to Jackie.
** Jackie tells Chris to make a video every day of October. Chris thinks this is a bad idea. This makes Jackie cry.
* '''18 September''' - Chris agrees to the videos for Jackie, and sends her some photos.
* '''19 September'''
** Chris tells Jackie about [[masturbation]] and items in his [[room]].
** [[Andrew Simmons chat|A chat between Chris and an IRC regular]] dating back to [[2008]] is leaked by Clyde Cash.
* '''20 September'''
** Chris is revealed to have impersonated [[Samantha Thaddeus]] back in [[2009]], proven by a [[Katie Bay E-mails|series of emails]] leaked by Clyde Cash.
** Chris again denies to Jackie that he is addicted to [[video games]].
* '''22 September'''
** E-mails from [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]], [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|Vivian Gee]] and [[Clyde E-mails|Clyde Cash]] are leaked, going back as far as 2008.  
** A list of Chris's [[Best Buy]] purchases, a [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg|bank]] [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg|statement]] for Vivian and a [[:File:Thank You, Kate.jpg|drawing Chris drew for Kate]] are leaked.
** Jackie questions Chris about his video game purchases and his treatment of his friend Samantha.
** Chris and Jackie have their [[Jackie Chat 1|first AIM chat]].
* '''23 September'''
** Chris tells Jackie about his [[TrollBusters]] concept.
** Chris is found to have purchased a [[ModNation Racers]] mod on [[eBay]] for $30.
* '''25 September'''
** Chris and Jackie [[Jackie Chat 2|talk again]] on AIM. She tells him to make a video addressed to her ex-boyfriend [[Lars]], and another one in which he does pull-ups.  
** The [[Wallflower E-mails]] are released. It turns out Chris was never in an actual relationship with [[The Wallflower]].
** Chris uploads a new video where he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinks Lars' boat]]. The consequences will never be the same.
* '''26 September'''
** [[Lars]] sends an email to Chris, calling him fat and threatening to beat him up.
** Chris begins his anti-[[troll]] movement with a [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|video]].
* '''27 September'''
** Chris [[New Address|makes a video for Lars]] in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him.
** Chris shares more boring details about the [[TrollBusters]] with Jackie.
** [[Lars]] responds to Chris's video, saying he'll soon be taking Jackie away from Chris.
* '''29 September'''
** Chris apologizes to Jackie for not being in touch with her, blaming his [[biological clock|internal clock]].
** Chris and Jackie have another [[Jackie Chat 3|AIM chat]]. They discuss work and the [[tugboat]]. She asks him to make another video for [[Lars]].
* '''30 September'''
** Chris goes to a job interview at [[McDonald's]]. He sends a copy of his updated [[resume]] to Jackie. Though not evident at the time, this would turn out to be the last time Chris would apply for a job for over a decade.
** Chris [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|makes another video]] for Lars in which he continues talking about boats.
** [[Sony]] discontinues the online servers of ''[[The Eye of Judgement]]''.
{{Timeline}}
{{Timeline}}

Latest revision as of 20:26, 3 May 2024

On 16 September 2010, Chris once again proved that he will always find a new low.
Chris on 25 September 2010, while sinking Lars' boat.

September was the ninth month of 2010. It got off to a slightly slow start, especially considering it came in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by Chris, including an attempt to organize his 10-year class reunion and the violent destruction of his PS3 in exchange for over $9000.

However, things picked back up in amazing style come the first half of the month. After proclaiming that he wouldn't let the trolls bother him and he was taking back control of his life, Chris uploaded two videos, both involving a mysterious girl named Jackie, presumably the same one who dealt with him back in April. Things also got interesting when Jackie's ex-boyfriend Lars came back into the picture.

Aside from his dealings with Jackie, Chris quickly turned out to be unable to handle the lack of video games, and used his tugboat to buy a new PS3, much to Jackie's dismay.

Events of September 2010

  • 1 September
  • 2 September
    • Chris purchases a new PS3.
    • Chris completely avoids Jackie's criticisms. She angrily threatens to leave him if he doesn't deal with his issues. He says he is helpless to fix his life in any meaningful way.
    • The Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original life upgrade.
  • 3 September - Jackie tells Chris he cares more about video games than her, and demands that he return his new PS3. He refuses, and baldly asks her to go on a date.
  • 4 September
    • Chris tells Jackie he is discouraged that she doesn't think he's boyfriend material, but still refuses to change anything about his life.
    • Bob turns 83, a milestone that many trolls thought was impossible.
  • 5 September - Chris defends his video game hobby to Jackie, and says they should see other people.
  • 6 September - Chris releases a new video, Haters gonna hate.mov.
  • 7 September - Chris suggests a compromise to Jackie as a way to regain her respect. He's keeping the PS3, though.
  • 8 September - Jackie questions Chris's resolve and again suggests that he is a video game addict.
  • 9 September
    • Chris tells Jackie he no longer hates the X-Box and says he feels like a social outcast.
    • Jackie tells Chris to make a video demonstrating his love for her.
  • 10 September - Chris is excited by Jackie's request. He says he wants to stop hating people, including the gays. Jackie provides specific details about her video request.
  • 12 September - Chris tells Jackie he is working on her video.
  • 13 September
  • 14 September - Chris agrees to the new video for Jackie.
  • 16 September
    • Chris releases Song for Jackie.MOV, where he puts on a blackface minstrel show. In an email, he discusses the ideas behind the video to Jackie.
    • Jackie tells Chris to make a video every day of October. Chris thinks this is a bad idea. This makes Jackie cry.
  • 18 September - Chris agrees to the videos for Jackie, and sends her some photos.
  • 19 September
  • 20 September
  • 22 September
  • 23 September
  • 25 September
    • Chris and Jackie talk again on AIM. She tells him to make a video addressed to her ex-boyfriend Lars, and another one in which he does pull-ups.
    • The Wallflower E-mails are released. It turns out Chris was never in an actual relationship with The Wallflower.
    • Chris uploads a new video where he sinks Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.
  • 26 September
    • Lars sends an email to Chris, calling him fat and threatening to beat him up.
    • Chris begins his anti-troll movement with a video.
  • 27 September
    • Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him.
    • Chris shares more boring details about the TrollBusters with Jackie.
    • Lars responds to Chris's video, saying he'll soon be taking Jackie away from Chris.
  • 29 September
    • Chris apologizes to Jackie for not being in touch with her, blaming his internal clock.
    • Chris and Jackie have another AIM chat. They discuss work and the tugboat. She asks him to make another video for Lars.
  • 30 September
    • Chris goes to a job interview at McDonald's. He sends a copy of his updated resume to Jackie. Though not evident at the time, this would turn out to be the last time Chris would apply for a job for over a decade.
    • Chris makes another video for Lars in which he continues talking about boats.
    • Sony discontinues the online servers of The Eye of Judgement.
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