2021
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2021 marks the 30th anniversary of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and 14 years since the discovery of Chris and the world of Sonichu. Little did Christorians know that this would be the year that shit hit the fan when it came to light that Chris raped his own mother.
Barbara turns 80 years old on 1 October, if she manages to live that long.
6 September will mark a decade since the passing of Bob Chandler, and the same month will also mark twenty years since his firing from his last real job to date.
Cryzel Rosechu will also turn 18 this year, meaning that Chris will no longer be a technical pedofork in his polyamorous marriage.
January 2021
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Chris stayed quiet during the first month of the year, with his activity largely limited to tweeting about the Dimensional Merge. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, Larry Vaughn, into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding Donald Trump.
February 2021
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The Watchmen revealed that Chris was planning to use a taser to stun his magic stones, in an attempt to activate the Merge. Chris turned 39 years old on 24 February, and finally ended his nearly-year-long act of being "possessed" by Sonichu a day later after being convinced to do so by an enabler called KwaiiSandbag.
March 2021
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Chris announced that he had consulted a medium for spiritual advice. Chris would also continue talking with KwaiiSandbag this month, before cutting all contact with him after he admitted to not being a real psychic. Chris also accidentally damaged the Dodge Caravan after backing into a big rig trailer.
April 2021
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Chris and Barb received doses of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccination. Aside from this, Chris remained mostly quiet this month, with his activity largely consisting of miscellaneous social media posts on Twitter and Instagram.
May 2021
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Chris celebrated Mother's Day this month by releasing an odd photograph of himself and Barb together. Chris would record an audio clip of himself vocalizing his voice on Twitter, and would also record a video of himself covering I'll Be Your Mirror" by The Velvet Underground as an effort to promote a book about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris.
June 2021
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Chris started off the month by starting the tradition of posting Tarot cards on Twitter every day, before uploading Birthday Greetings to Devin, and a video of him playing with his cat Sylvia later in the month. Chris also begged for money for a new car, and made a series of tweets claiming that the TooManyGames 2018 convention incident was a supposed setup by the organizer of the event and the trolls.
Aside from this, Null also announced on the KiwiFarms that Chris would be attending Everfree Northwest, a My Little Pony convention held in Seattle Washington, in August 2021.
July 2021
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The month began with Chris fulfilling requests related to his ill-fated bid to attend Everfree Northwest. His pet dog Snoopy also passed away that month. At the end of the month, an audio clip leaked of Chris admitting to having committed incest with his mother, which led to him being evicted from his home and trending on Twitter. The following day, it was revealed that he had stolen $750 from his mother, leading to Null cutting ties with him.
August 2021
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The month began with Chris getting arrested outside a hotel, with various weens and Ethan Ralph in attendance livestreaming.