April 2009

On April 14, Chris mass debates for Vanessa Hudgens.

On April 16 2009, footage is leaked of Chris wearing butt garments.

On April 19 2009, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK hits the stores.

On April 28 2009, the Giant Penis emerges.

Throughout April 2009, Chris is strongly in love with his sweetheart Ivy. Although previously stating that he would quit YouTube forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.

Events of April 2009

• Sometime this month - Chris attempts to visit the Game Place in an attempt to buy Eye of Judgment cards while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if Michael said he could come back.
• April 1 - ED takes their Chris-Chan page offline.
• April 2 - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
• April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to ED.
• April 5 - A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
• April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez, apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
• April 5 - Son-Chu was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of October 2010 had not received one.
• April 6 - Chris chats with Joshua Martinez, posing as Vanessa Hudgens, about a movie she wants Chris to star in.
• April 6 - Chris purchases the cwcville.com domain.
• April 9 - Chris's Sonichu site is restored at cwcville.com.
• April 9 - Video Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris announces cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
• April 12 - Video Chris announces the impending completion of Episode 19.
• April 12 - Video Chris uploads a new youtube video, with him greeting Ivy, and her hermit-crab, crass.
• April 12 - Video Chris kisses his sex doll with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
• April 12 - Video Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the Bunny Hop.
• April 12 - Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
• April 14 - Vanessa AIM Chat 2 with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up mass debating to Vanessa.
• April 16 - Video Clyde Cash releases Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens on YouTube.
• April 16 - Video The Miscreants leak several videos of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.
• April 16 - Vanessa AIM Chat 3 with Martinez takes place. Chris resists Vanessa's sexual advances, but he does talk about his sex-dolls.
• April 17 - Video Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'.
• April 17 - Chris uploads a video in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.
• April 19 - The August 2007 video of Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse, once thought to be lost forever, is finally recovered by AVDierten.
• April 19 - The Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK is informally released.
• April 19 - Vanessa AIM Chat 4 with Martinez takes place. He mainly talks about his love for Ivy.
• April 20 - Vanessa AIM Chat 5 with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.
• April 21 - Vanessa AIM Chat 6 with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
• April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: Christian Weston Chandler.
• April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: CWC Random Humor.
• April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: Sonichu Quiz from CWC.
• April 22 - Vanessa AIM Chat 7 with Martinez takes place. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
• April 23 - Video Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.
• April 24 - Video Chris uploads his marriage proposal to Ivy.
• April 24 - Video Chris uploads an old try-out for his PS-Eye.
• April 24 - Video Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.
• April 27 - Video The Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
• April 27 - Vanessa AIM Chat 8 with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
• April 28 - Chris creates a new Quiz: CWC's Dating Education Exam.
• April 28 - The Miscreants publish the Giant Penis Comic.
• April 28 - Video Chris uploads ECV 00095, in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from 16 April, by way of explaining why he drinks his semen and shits his pants.
• April 28 - Video Chris uploads a second video, ECV 00096, explaining that he only did that stuff in the 16 April footage because a real live girl (read: Ivy) asked him to do it, which makes it okay. He insists Ivy is real and that he will have sex with her.
• April 29 - Video Chris apologizes for being so slow with the comic.
• April 30 - Video Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
• April 30 - Vanessa AIM Chat 9 with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.