2009
Throughout 2009, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and things we can never unsee.
January
Christian Weston Chandler spent most of his time in January 2009 under the assumption that Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé of Nintendo were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of video games based on Sonichu. This hoax primarily involved having Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé asking Chris about his background, forcing Chris to explain away things like the information on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. When asked to travel to Nintendo of America headquarters in Redmond Washington, Chris continually stalled, until he finally disappeared from the internet for several days in late January, raising questions about whether he was really dumb enough to travel cross-country. However, his claims to have visited "Red Mond" were quickly exposed, and the Sonichu Alpha project collapsed shortly thereafter.
During this month Chris's website, Sonichu.net would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch Sonichu.info, which was then also immediately hacked.
On 5 January Chris completed Episode 18, the long awaited Spring Break feature of Sonichu 8, after being prompted by the sucide of Ryan Cash. Ryan's brother Clyde Cash would emerge this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge. In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life, to give Chris an archenemy to rail against.
Events of January
See January 2009
February
February 2009 saw several transitions for Christian Weston Chandler. His online relationship with PandaHalo, who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by brushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of Julie in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto, formally ending that saga. That the trolls posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into travelling to Red Mond taught him nothing, though--by the end of February Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland in a futile effort to visit Julie.
Events of February
See February 2009
March
March 2009 starts with the conclusion of the Julie Saga when it is revealed to Chris that Julie is actually a thirteen year old boy, known as BlueSpike. Chris doesnt let this put him down, however, and shortly after this fiasco he gets in touch with Emily. His short relationship with her climaxes during a date between the two, Chris being accompanied by his father. During this date, Emily is taken off by the Man in the Pickle Suit, and the next day she calls Chris to say that she has decided that she doesn't want any romantic relations with him. During this phonecall Clyde Cash also breaks in, severely scaring the Chandler family. March ends with Chris finding himself a new sweetheart, Ivy, and during the month's last week Chris produces several videos that he dedicates to her. Leading up to the last days of March, Chris also starts showing more and more rage towards Clyde Cash, and in the end he even announces that he will leave YouTube for ever.
Events of March
See March 2009
April
Throughout April 2009, Chris is strongly in love with his sweetheart Ivy. Although previously stating that he would quit YouTube forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.
Events of April
See April 2009
May
As May 2009 begins, Chris still holds very strong belief in his relation with Ivy, and during the first two weeks he uploads several videos dedicated to her. This period is also noted for a number of mainstream media, a web-show and a radio-station, featuring Chris, and thus making him open for the grand pulic. On 14 May, however, things take a bad turn for Chris, as he finds out that Ivy was actually a troll. Because of this dissapointment, during the last weeks of May, Chris starts resorting to other ways to find a girlfriend. He starts going out in public again, and also posts an ad on craigslist.
Events of May
see May 2009
June
In June 2009, Chris still shows relatively small internet-presence. It is however found out that a few field-trolls have befriended Chris, and have started taking him out to bars. Several videos are shown of Chris enjoying the night-life with the trolls, and some footage even shows that Chris has taken up drinking alcohol, a habit that he claimed to detest before this date. In June Chris also starts using CWCipedia, a sub-encyclopedia of CWCki, as his own site. Slowly Chris commenced the writing of articles, thus adding tons of information that was unavailable beforehand.
Events of June
see June 2009
July
In July 2009 Chris apparently continues his newfound, somewhat wilder, lifestyle, and more footage is leaked of Chris's activities in real life. Several photographs appear of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and later on a video is shown of Chris hanging around in Charlottesville. As the month goes on, Chris suddenly takes interest in the saving of Charlottesvilles McIntire Park, a piece of public property that is in risk of being demolished. Chris manages to get himself on tv two times by behaving retardedly, but nobody really cares. Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself CChanSonichuCWC appears on YouTube, claiming that he is the copyrightholder of Sonichu, and that he is the real Christian Chandler. Chris doesn't take lightly to this threat, and as July draws to a close, the situation becomes grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiates the SingStar Challenge, a singing competition that should determine who is the real Chris-Chan.
Events of July
See July 2009
August
The first half of August 2009 is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and the troll CChanSonichuCWC about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler. Also, it is slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on CChanSonichuCWC's girlfriend, Kacey. Eventually CChanSonichuCWC backs off, and Chris has time to work on his comics again. As August draws to an end, however, Bob starts to complain to Chris about video footage of the messy Chandler household being on the internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to get the trolls to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are actually spread. Eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.
Events of August
See August 2009
September
September 2009 starts with a small feud between Chris and the troll Vivian Gee, who created the Sonichu audiobooks and used to pose as his friend. The argument would end withing a week with Chris throwing a fit, and Vivian mock-deleting her videos. Halfway through the month, however, Chris decides to upload a long series of Sonichu Videobooks, in which he reads the comics on film. This effort would take up pretty much all of Chris's time untill it was finished near the 20th. The last weeks of September would be filled with Chris raging at the trolls, most notably Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays.
Events of September
See September 2009
October
The first two weeks of October 2009 would be mainly filled with Chris raging at trolls and trying to dispell rumours that he would be gay. Halfway the month, however, CChanSonichuCWC reemerges, and Chris shifts some of his attention back to his old enemy. The last half of the month is filled with Chris raging at CChanSonichuCWC, and him trying to take away CChanSonichuCWC's girlfriend, Kacey, by showing his strength. However, Chris also takes his time to unfold a complex and mysterious attempt at blackmailing Clyde Cash.
Events of October
See October 2009
November
Events of November
See November 2009
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