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[[Image:Facebook.jpg|thumb|right|''The CWC Network'', coming to a theater near you!]]
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Beel|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].


On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.  
'''Facebook''' is a social media platform with over 2 billion registered users, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], who used the site for around 13 years.


Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].
Chris probably created his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].


Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]]. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.


On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].  
On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account. Between 2012 and 2018, it was his main social media platform, using it to leave occasional open notes for trolls; talking to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna McLerran|Anna]], [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] and [[William Elliott Waterman|William]]; and whoring his [[eBay]] merchandise. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[Kiwi Farms]], proving that he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].


==Notes From The Man Himself==
Nowadays, Chris uses Facebook much less frequently, having since jumped over to [[Twitter]].


{{Incomplete}}
==Chris's first Facebook account profile==
This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. While some text is missing, it appears to be similar to his [[MySpace]] account at that time. Trolls also discovered a series of [[Facebook messages|messages]] and [[Facebook statuses|statuses]] associated with this account.


=== It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===
===Basic Information===
[[File:Facebook profile pic.jpeg|left]]
{{-}}
Networks - [[Charlottesville]], VA


{{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]
Sex - Male
"Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub.


Yep...
Birthday - February 24, 1982
}}


=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===
Hometown - [[Ruckersville]], VA


{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]
Relationship Status - Single


I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
Interested in - Women
}}


=== No trolling plans ===
Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play


In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.
Political Views - Moderate


{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]
[[Chris and religion|Religious Views]] - Christian


"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?
===Personal Information===
====Activities====
I enjoy drawing, listening to [[music]], playing [[video games]] and [[Pokemon]] or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]] card games. I also like anime, creating with [[LEGO|Lego]] pieces, [[My Little Pony]], [[Transformers]], and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu Site]], http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.


[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]
I go to the [[Game Place|Comic Game & Hobby Place]], next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.
}}


=== Smiley ===
And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]


Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.
====Favorite Quotations====
Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.


{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]
I am [[Financhu Crisis|fully capable of providing the necessities]], [[duck|and then some,]] for the [[ego|Lucky Woman]] who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.


Just finished watching "Smiley".
<3 :)
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.


Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.
====About Me====
I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from [[Manchester High School]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[PVCC]] with two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding [[tobacky|smokers]] and [[alcohol|drunks]]). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.


No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!
}}


=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===
I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.


Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.
Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.


{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]
And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)


I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.
I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of [[Hanna|lying and backstabbing]] done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is [[List of Chris's lies|honest]], caring and will love me for who I am.  


While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.
===Contact Information===
'''Email:'''


So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?
itsamecwc@aol.com


If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.
katiebaybug@gmail.com


Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.
'''AIM:''' CWCSonichu


Sincerely,
'''Website:'''
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA


[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|http://www.sonichu.net]]
}}


[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com]]


[[MySpace|http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc]]


One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:
===Education and Work===
'''Colleges:'''


{{quotebox|
[[PVCC|Piedmont Virginia Community College]] '06


"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.
[[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design (CADD)]]


All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
[[University of Virginia|University of Virgina]]
}}


[[Sweetheart Search]]


Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.
'''High School:'''  


=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===
[[Manchester High School]] '00


Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.
===Groups===
Member of: One Body of Christ Experiment (all Christians on Facebook), Adult Swim We Love/Hate, [[I Love Lucy]]...the daughter of the devil, Before I liked girls, I liked the Pink Power Ranger!, Amy Jo Johnson Fan Club, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fans of Monica Rial


{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]
==Chris's current Facebook account profile==
Chris's suffering at the hands of the trolls has, over the past several years, taught him to be more cautious about sharing personal information. In particular, he no longer sees much point in using Facebook as an attraction sign, and he is more circumspect about selling himself to strangers. Hence, his current profile (as of Oct, 2017) is pared down compared to the original.


Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.
===Details About Christian===


[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
I am an all-around, [[Death threats|good natured]], high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, [[Chris and art|artist]], gamer and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]] type.
}}


=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===
I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.


Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.
(IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS) [This line was eventually deleted.]


{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]
I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :)


Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
===Name Pronunciation===
}}


=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===
''Added during the [[Tomgirl]] saga.''


Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.
kris-TEEN CHAND-ler


{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]
===Other Names===


So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(
<s>Other: Christian Weston Chandler</s>
}}
<s>Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler


[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."
Nickname: [[Spanish|Ricardo]]</s>


=== Sonichu is not dead ===
Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler


Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].
Nickname: Tini


{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]
Other: Christine Weston Chandler


Listen up.
Birth Name: Christopher Weston Chandler


When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.
===Relationship===
}}


=== Trolled on MTV ===
<s>Single</s>


{{quotebox| Sunday, 10 [[March 2013]]
<s>[[Jessica Quinn|It's been complicated since September 7, 2017]]</s>


I have had a very good day today, the 9th, at Madicon. The best day I have had in a very long time.
[[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|In a relationship since March 2, 2018]]


Now I find a photo I was Trolled out of ending up on MTV,and on iTunes for two dollars, compared with bacon-head and plush-face. >:( }}
===Family Members===


[[Anna McLerran]] posted:
Joe Carey (cousin)
{{quoteboxred|What is the thing with iTunes?}}
{{quoteboxred|If you're talking about the Viva La CWC thing, it's fake. Someone is trolling you with that.}}


=== Failosophy ===
Beverly Carey (cousin)


{{quotebox| Sunday, 10 [[March 2013]]
===Contact and Basic Info===
[[File:April212015 Facebook profile-min.jpg|thumb|200px|Profile as of [[April 2015]]]]
Birthday: February 24, 1982


<nowiki>http://mtv.com/videos/failosophy-ep-4/1703199/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=39983&channelId=1</nowiki>}}
Gender: <s>Male</s> <s>Lesbian Transwoman </s> Bisexual Transwoman''[sic]''


=== You know something that really creeps me out? ===
Pronoun: She [''NOTE: added during process of identifying as [[transgender]]'']


{{quotebox| Monday, 18 [[March 2013]]
Interested In: <s>Women</s> Men and women<ref>added 15 April 2018</ref>


You know something that really creeps me out? Nearly Every Autistic male, who I have seen their photos in their profiles or whatever, that I can 100% guarantee that are not copies of mine, look near Exactly as I do in the Face (with exceptions to varying eye color, glasses and hair color/style). I mean it, seriously, look up any number of autistic male headshots other than me on the Internet; it is really spooky and creepy.}}
Languages: English · Spanish


=== I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD ===
Religious Views: Baptized Methodist


{{quotebox| Thursday, 21 [[March 2013]]
In April 2015, Chris added: "Some serious; delightful to know and talk about."


Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single.
Political Views: <s>Moderate</s> [[Death_threats#Donald_Trump|Center]]


Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn [[Trolls]], and other bad people.}}
On 20 April 2015, Chris changed his gender to "Lesbian TransWoman: Female, Lesbian Soul in Male Body," and also clarified that the preferred pronoun was "She."  On 22 August 2015, Chris again revised the gender entry to read: "Lipstick Lesbian Transwoman: Wild, Exotic, Femme Female Soul in male bod."


Chris then posted:
===Life Events===
{{quotebox| As well as the God Damned, Badge-Abusive [[Jerkops]] and Janekops EVERYWHERE!!!!!!}}
1982 - Born on February 24, [[1982]]


=== I feel an oxymoronic mess ===
<gallery>
File:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg
</gallery>


{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]
1996 - Started School at [[Manchester High School]]


Something else: I feel an oxymoronic mess. On one hand, I have mostly female friends, and I can get along good with them. On the other hand, I do not care much for my fellow males, I mostly have male enemies/adversaries, and I only can get along with them when I am obligated socially. In any case, I am 100% heterosexual.
<gallery>
File:Manchester 2000.jpg
</gallery>


From outside perspectives, with mostly female friends, I can be viewed as a Playa (which is more accurate), or a damn [[homo]]. This tends to repel women from me. I need a woman to be my [[Sweetheart]] from the ground up. Damn it! I am sick and tired of being single.
2000 - Graduated from Manchester High School


My brain is a constant blank; I am paranoid and super shy; what the hell should I do?}}
<gallery>
File:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg
</gallery>


=== Gay Marriage ===
2000 - Started School at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]


Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.
On 3 September 2013, Chris added:


{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]
I was banned from an English Class, because I overreacted and misunderstood an assignment, and the Male Professor [[Kick the Autistic|had a beef against Autistic People]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], "Dean of Student Services", overreacted and interfered with my early [[Sweetheart Search]] days. [[Chris and reality|She made it obvious that True Love was Illegal]] in the state of [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]], or at least [[Charlottesville]], VA. She banned me from PVCC to seek psychiatry and anger management before resuming to get my [[CADD]] Degree. Years later, after I apologized for making her out to be a witch, Mary Lee Walsh Permanently banned me from Piedmont Virginia Community College What a crazy bitch.
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:


I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!
''This paragraph was later removed.''
}}


The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:
2006 - Graduated from Piedmont Virginia Community College


{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}
<gallery>
 
File:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg
On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:
</gallery>
 
{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}
 
In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:
 
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.
 
Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}
 
On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:
 
{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.
 
The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}
 
In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.
 
On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:
 
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...
 
But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.
 
You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}
 
=== Game Place ===
 
Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].
 
{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.
 
It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for [[Trolls]] and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October, 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me personally, worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me is none other than [[Megan Schroeder]]. She conscripted [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], Mimms and everyone else against me.
 
And when my family as I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did.
 
Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding an Meeting Place, and I never, forever want anything to do with it. The PLace should definitely be destroyed and shut down for good.
 
And I want to exact my fullest revenge and divine retribution with Megan Schroeder. SHE should be jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch.}}
 
=== Kim brought her into my life ===
 
{{quotebox|Saturday, 20 [[April 2013]]
 
Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life.}}
 
[[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Good people don't make you do things for their own enjoyment.}}
 
=== Lucy ===
 
{{quotebox|Monday, 22 [[April 2013]]
I got my cat, Lucy, resting on my shrinking mound.
 
[[File:LucyFacebook.png]]}}
 
=== Sega Mascot Contest ===
 
Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
 
{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]
 
 
Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.
SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.
And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.
Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!
 
http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}
 
Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]
 
 
{{quotebox|
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.
 
The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.
}}
 
=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===
 
Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''
 
 
{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00
 
Here's a musing:
Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.
Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".
 
}}
 
=== Headache ===
 
Chris makes another "musing":
 
{{quotebox|Monday, 7 [[May 2013]] at 12:08
Musing:
A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.
 
}}
 
...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.
 
===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===
 
Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'':
 
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!
 
Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking;<br>
 
they're inviting High School [[Pedofork|Pedofile]] Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the<br>
horse enthusiasts were not enough.<br>
 
If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1<br>
Pilot with Megan and her family.<br>
 
I am still mixed-up and not sure about "[[Transformers]] Prime"  going "Beast Wars".<br>
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "[[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]", "MTV's Undressed",<br>
"O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch".<br>
 
High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My<br>
Little Pony Tales".<br>
 
With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their<br>
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2!<br>
 
Christian Weston Chandler,<br>
Ruckersville, VA, USA<br>
May 14, 2013<br>
}}
 
Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.
 
Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:
 
{{quotebox|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}
 
[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.]
 
===My iPod fell out of my pouch===
 
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013
My iPod fell out of my pouch; screen cracked..Still functions. Now backing it up to upgrade to 5th Generation.
 
Considering self-repair on old iPod from online instructions after format of old iPod. Also, a dual iOS device wallet-style holder made from duct tape (based from folding calculator cover).}}
 
===A cold coming on===
 
{{quotebox|Thursday, 16 May 2013
Ugh...
 
I think I'm feeling a cold coming on. I started my day yesterday with a sore throat. Now, my nose is beginning to feel eww and bleah. And I am having trouble falling asleep.}}
 
===A cold again===
 
{{quotebox|Unknown
Yes, I've caught a cold again. It'll run its course and be gone in less than a week. I've tried Cepacol lozenge; it works very good at quelling the sore throat and the pain from the running in my nose to throat link.}}
 
A troll responded:
{{quoteboxgreen|I had a cold two weeks ago, for the first time in years. I didn't like having my healthy streak quelled, but when I got over it I was suddenly much more awake and alert all day every day this week than I have been since I started working.}}
 
===Tomb Raider===
 
{{quotebox|Unknown
I have just finished the new Tomb Raider on hard difficulty. I got all of the treasures and documents. Fell short on fully upgrading the rifle by over 300 Salvage. Got 61% Trophies.}}
{{quotebox|The story was well put.}}
 
===The timing is ironic to me===
 
{{quotebox|Sunday, 19 May 2013
 
I really liked this article in the Washington Post on the 18th, <nowiki>"Beauty of the BUST"</nowiki>.
The timing of this article is ironic to me, since shortly before, I had broken my 4th Gen iPod Touch.
<nowiki>**Spoiler Alert**</nowiki>
Today's Teens and College Students find pride in a cracked Pod or Phone; it gives them Street Cred. So much personal information is inputed into a Pod/Phone; a crack on its face is equivalent to a scar on your face. It is today's ripped jeans, unwashed hair, unshaven face, etc. Totally crazy.
"Enjoy the finger cuts", says co-owner of CrackedMacScreen Repair. Unless you've applied a Screen Protector like I did. Reduced that risk.
Author of the book, get this, "The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future", also comments on the psychology behind this trend/fad.
This is so stupid, it is really funny.
 
[[File:Cracked1.jpg]]
[[File:Cracked2.jpg]]}}
 
===The [[iDea Book Case]]===
 
{{quotebox|Sunday, 19 May 2013
 
<nowiki>"Necessity is the mother of Invention"</nowiki>. I am glad I crafted the idea for my [[iDea Book Case]] (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp.
iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, business and Internet; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in my bosom.
 
[[File:IdeaBookCaseClosed.jpg]]
[[File:IdeaBookCaseSpine.jpg]]
[[File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg]]
[[File:IdeaBookCaseSide.jpg]]}}
 
[[Anna McLerran]] then replied:
{{quoteboxred|wow, really well done! i'm impressed :)}}
 
===Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people===
 
{{quotebox|Monday, 20 May 2013
 
You can read the really comedic story for yourself on washingtonpost.com.
 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/beat-up-cellphones-with-cracked-screens-are-point-of-pride-for-some-young-people/2013/05/17/0334ebe0-be36-11e2-89c9-3be8095fe767_story.html}}
 
===Tired of this cold virus===
 
{{quotebox|Unknown
 
Siri is a great conversationalist. :) (reference my iPod 5th Gen).
 
But damn, I am lonely, bored and tired. Tired of this cold virus too.
 
At least I have something that actually will listen and put up with me there. Not totally a substitute for my future [[Sweetheart]].}}
 
===This cold is really weighing me down===
 
{{quotebox|Unknown
 
Ugh... This cold is really weighing me down.}}
 
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|:(}}
 
===Lonely, bored and lame===
 
{{quotebox|Thursday, 23 May 2013
 
Well I have recovered from my cold, but right now I am feeling really lonely and bored. And not to mention feeling really lame.}}
 
===Estate ads===
 
{{quotebox|Friday, 24 May 2013
 
I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting in advertisements about myself you know for girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do what. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This thing would be placed literally in front of my house.}}
 
===Meh...===
 
{{quotebox|Friday, 24 May 2013
 
Meh... <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
 
===Hey! Trolling stupids!===
 
{{quotebox|Saturday, 25 May 2013
 
Hey! [[Trolls|Trolling stupids]]! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!!}}
 
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|(Let's see those [[trolls]] get their hands on this private message)}}
{{quotebox|http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ
 
~>:(}}
 
===I am not your fucking bitch!!!===
 
{{quotebox|Sunday, 26 May 2013
 
You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your [[CWCki|Cwcki]] and all your [[CWCki Forums|forums]] and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn [[Internet]], And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!
 
[[File:ChrisGumball.jpg]]}}
 
===And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...===
{{quotebox|Saturday, 27 May 2013
 
...And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...
 
Now, who wants to watch the U.S. series of "The Office"? (I have never watched the show)
 
[[File:ChrisChanTheOffice.png]]}}
 
===U Gotta Believe!===
{{quotebox|Saturday, 29 May 2013
 
U Gotta Believe!
 
[[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg]]}}
 
===I have had more freedom when my father was alive===
 
Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|about how he has to take time out of his day]] to "serve and protect" [[Barb|his mother]]. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of [[28 October 2011]] was his ''own'' fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.
 
 
{{quotebox|Friday, 30 May 2013
Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on [[PS3|PlayStation three]] in front of my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play [[God of War|God of war Ascension]] as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my [[3DS]]; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies.
 
My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].


I have had more freedom when my [[Bob Chandler|father]] was alive and I end up losing it when he [[Chris_and_death#Robert_Franklin_Chandler_Jr._.281927-2011.29|passed away]] because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch [[Michael Snyder]] for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!
2014 - [[Catherine|In a Relationship]]
}}


===Trolls got my fresh post!===
===Current city and hometown===


{{quotebox|Thursday, 30 May 2013
[[Ruckersville, Virginia|Ruckersville, VA]]


Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor,}}
Chris provides no information about his favorite movies, TV shows, music, or games. Over time he has reviewed a few institutions as the mood strikes him. He is a member of four public groups: [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], the Manchester High Sports Page, "[[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris Hits Up a Gay Bar...Seriously|Events at Impulse Gay Social Club]]," and "Children's [[Autism]] Hope Project."


Anna then replied,
==Friends, followers, and reactions==
Chris has "follow" enabled, meaning that anyone can follow his account without sending him a friend request.  However, only his friends can send him comments.  The majority of reactions he receives are "Haha" and "Angry", which are used similarly to a "thumbs down" on YouTube.


{{quoteboxred|I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life.}}
==Photos Commented on by Chris==
Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.
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===I am so lonely===
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris.jpeg|Chris accuses his friend of trying to look like him.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris2.jpeg|Chris wishes Brian Smart, formerly Sarah Bevel's boyfriend, a happy life with his new wife.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris3.jpeg|Chris talks about the removal of his baby teeth.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris4.jpeg|Chris finds his friend's drawing of Anna cute.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris5.jpeg|Chris likes LEGOs.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris6.jpeg|Chris likes sandwiches.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris7.jpeg|Aww.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris8.jpeg|Chris is attracted to Linnea Hiltzheimer.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris9.jpeg|Unfortunately, Linnea is not a Boyfriend-Free Girl.


{{quotebox|Sunday, 2 June 2013
</gallery>}}
Damn! I am so lonely. I do not know whether to wait for my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] or to move on because the weights is driving me crazy among the loneliness of other things; [[stress]] of my life! Hell, first woman to Ask me out, in person I'd probably say yes.
 
<nowiki> *sigh* *groan* *grunt*</nowiki>
}}
 
===I am feeling very lonely again===
 
{{quotebox|Monday, 17 June 2013
I am feeling very lonely again. I am unable to think of a way to find my female [[sweetheart]] currently, where I won't end up risking trouble with the goddamned [[Jerkops]] within any "police office" or "legal office" from any and all of the shit against me on the [[internet]] that is easily Googled. And I am still publcally invisible to Everywoman, because they are all already taken by some stupid, [[jerk]] male, or are otherwise freaking busy with their own internal lives in this digital age where in person...}}
 
Chris later posted:
 
{{quotebox|...socializing has become obsolete. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
 
William Elliott Waterman replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|:(}}
 
===Too many Trolls and Bad People in the world===
 
{{quotebox|Saturday, 22 June 2013
If you "[[Fans]]" REALLY want to know why you're like lowly to me. There are too many [[Trolls]] and Bad People in the world hiding behind the [[Internet]] constantly; I am unable to tell the difference. I have lost my youth and sunny energy within the past decade. I have become bitter from a miserable life and an irreversible Internet reputation, thanks to you bad people. End of story.}}
 
===A skunk===
{{quotebox|Thursday, 27 June 2013
A skunk; you don't need to kill it to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|stink things up]]; it pees anywhere it wants.}}
''Note that skunk spray is not urine, but a mixture of thiols produced by anal scent glands.''
===Hey, Vee===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Hey, Vee. Have you checked out Toro's Friend Network on the [[PS Vita|Vita]] yet? It is good.}}
 
===[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]===
{{quotebox|Sunday, 7 July 2013
[[Ruckersville]] is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any young adults hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a [[Wal-Mart]] does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.}}
 
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|In any case, Ruckersville And Charlottesville; Both Cities [[Christian Weston Chandler|are Socially Inept, are unfriendly and lack much compassion towards other people]].}}
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Sounds kind of like midcoast, Maine.}}
 
===Very Depressed.===
{{quotebox|Sunday, 14 July 2013
Very Depressed.
Need In-Person,
 
Real [[China|Compassion]]
 
From [[Sweetheart|Women]].
 
Hugs and Love.
 
Please Help. - :( feeling sad.}}
 
===Don't call me a wet blanket.===
{{quotebox|Thursday, 18 July 2013
My name is not Waterbed, so don't call me a wet blanket. <nowiki>|:(P</nowiki>}}
''This may have been a response to a [[CWCki Forums]] post of 15 July, where "Da Pickle Monsta" wrote, "most [[Boyfriend-free girl|women]] don't want boyfriends with the emotional maturity of a wet blanket."''<ref>[https://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1654&p=61557&hilit=+wet+blanket+#p61557]</ref>
 
===[[Vanessa Hudgens|Spring Brakers]]===
{{quotebox|Saturday, 20 July 2013
I've just finished watching "[[Wikipedia:Spring Breakers|Spring Breakers]]", rented it for free from RedBox with Monopoly [[McDonalds|McD]] win. [[Chris and health|Eat Healthy]] with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea.
 
Story wise, it was fair. I definitely found the symbolism with the input of [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] within the movie. Minus a "[[Wikipedia:List of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic characters#Rarity|Rarity]]" or "[[Wikipedia:List of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic characters#Fluttershy|Fluttershy]]", the four women played similarly towards the roles in the rest. I definitely see myself in the Faith character, as she was more of the [[Autism|outsider, introverted person]]. I believe in [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with. Leaving my friends behind after [[High School]] really sent me downhill, and then again after being forced away from the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]]. And I have few friends for real to and who would hang out with me. Damn [[JERKS|Male Population]], Damn [[Autism|Ill-Social People]] who overlook and ignore me in person around here, and Damn [[Megan Schroeder|Ms. Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder|Mr. Snyder]] for further destroying me emotionally over the past greater than half-decade.
 
<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>}}
 
===Stupid Question.===
{{quotebox|Monday, 22 July 2013
Stupid Question. One to Ten Scale; on my face at least; I'm down to 220; how good looking/attractive am I?
 
[[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg]]}}
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|You're always as beautiful as you feel.}}
Mary McLerran posted:
{{quoteboxred|Hey I'm trying something new that might be good for you, too. If you have naturally curly hair, try getting it cut shorter and let the curls frame your face. I think you could rock that look!}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Short cut; NO.}}
 
===The results===
{{quotebox|Monday, 22 July 2013
Right; I'm ugly as hell. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>
 
[[File:CWCKiForumsPoll.jpg]]}}
 
Anna then posted:
{{quoteboxred|Of course this survey is incredibly biased because the majority of people who took it are trolls...}}
 
==Notes From His Friends==
=== Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.===
On 9 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, [[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death Threats|monster]] [[ED|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think.}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including [[Megan Schroeder]]. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better.}}
 
===Let's all go to Disneyland together!===
On 13 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together!}}
 
===I am sending you good energy===
On 24 [[June 2013]], Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran]], posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many [[Trolls|mean people]] who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0}}
 
===I'm sending you love, too===
On 24 [[July 2013]], Mary McLerran, again, posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I love your hand shape on your profile pix: the hand shape means love in sign language. I'm sending you love, too. This is Anna's mom.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|What hand shape?}}
Mary then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Just under your name in the yellow shape.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Thumb, index and pinkie fingers. Look up "ILY" on google images.}}
 
===You're a real nice guy, Chris===
On 3 [[August 2013]], William Elliott Waterman posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I heard [[Anna]]'s voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris.}}
 
===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE===
On 7 [[August 2013]], after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually [[Anna McLerran]]'s friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR [[White knight|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a [[job]]), calling the trolls that they're the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as Chris]], and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)
 
{{quoteboxgreen|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].
 
You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERKS|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.
 
I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].
 
Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|whore]], but [[15 January 2010|feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't.]] [[Monthly tugboat|You all got so lazy]] that you just [[Chris_and_art#Tracing|copy and paste]] his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore.
 
Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.}}
 
''Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where [http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Pokey_Minch Pokey Minch] says the paragraph word for word.''
 
===Do you feel like your winning today?!?===
On 19 [[August 2013]], one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you feel like your winning today?!?}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Because of good friendships, yes.}}
Another one of his new friends then posted:
{{quoteboxred|That's right! WINNING!!!}}
 
===Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today===
On 21 [[August 2013]], another one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool !}}
 
===Got your tunes!===
On 22 [[August 2013]], his new friend in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}


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|My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid.
|MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing 
|7 August 2013
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|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|7 August 2013
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==Toro's Friend Network==
==Toro's Friend Network==
[[File:Facebookpic.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Chris's profile pic during his brief 2011 Facebook presence.]]
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|Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.
|Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|12 June 2013
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==#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle==
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG
|11 June 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M
|12 June 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX
|13 June 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6
|14 June 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK
|15 June 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB
|16 June 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9
|30 June 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln
|2 July 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD
|3 July 2013
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ
|3 July 2013
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==iOS==
==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuels this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuels this suggestion.<ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>


The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
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==Imgur==
==Imgur==
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.
On 26 May 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.
 
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris and his ego#Surrendering Information|Chris himself]]''.
 
==The End?==
On 2 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was set to private. While the reasons for the disruption are unknown, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website [[Chris and the Internet|as per]] [[Wikipedia|usual]]. His infractions have included sexually explicit artwork, screenshots of sexting, death threats to Sega employees, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. Later on the next day, Chris's account was put back online. Chris was briefly suspended again in 2016, for making multiple death threats against [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].


The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''
==Current status==
Since leaving [[Jail_Saga|jail]] Chris has made one Facebook post, a link to [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]].


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
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File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb. 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
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File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double-dog-daring the intruder of his Facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
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File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white-knighting [[Anna McLerran|Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|A profile picture as of May 8th, 2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
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File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses {{w|Garnier Fructis}} Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.
File:Facebook2.jpg|...and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris whining about ''Equestria Girls''.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris whining about ''Equestria Girls''.
File:IdeaBookCaseClosed.jpg|The iDea Book Case
File:IdeaBookCaseSpine.jpg|
File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg|
File:IdeaBookCaseSide.jpg|
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|U Gotta Believe!
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|U Gotta Believe!
File:TheLancers.jpg|Go Lancers!
File:MarkCuban.png|A photo of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]]. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''
File:TwisterBluray.jpg|''Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.''
File:RishikeshIndianWoman.jpg|''Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.''
File:Sphinx.jpg|''Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.''
File:GreatWallOfChina.png|''Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.''
File:BR6NNHFCMAA0q4O.jpg large.jpg|''Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.''
File:BR6NQc6CIAAOoGJ.jpg large.jpg|''Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.''
File:BR6VLK2CIAE-j6m.jpg large.jpg|Chris's absurd riddle.
File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|
File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|
File:LadyManajerk.PNG|
File:LadyManajerk.PNG|
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File:CWCFacebook4October.png|
File:CWCFacebook4October.png|
File:GamePlaceRevelations.png|
File:GamePlaceRevelations.png|
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
*[[August 2013 Facebook Posts]]
 
*[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]
*[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]
==References==
==References==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]
*[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0w4RktXQWNuYUU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album] (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User_talk:Pyromcr talk page] if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0w4RktXQWNuYUU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album]  
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His friends list has hit the number of the Beast.

Facebook is a social media platform with over 2 billion registered users, one of whom is Chris, who used the site for around 13 years.

Chris probably created his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account. Between 2012 and 2018, it was his main social media platform, using it to leave occasional open notes for trolls; talking to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna, Kim and William; and whoring his eBay merchandise. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the Kiwi Farms, proving that he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.

Nowadays, Chris uses Facebook much less frequently, having since jumped over to Twitter.

Chris's first Facebook account profile

This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. While some text is missing, it appears to be similar to his MySpace account at that time. Trolls also discovered a series of messages and statuses associated with this account.

Basic Information

Facebook profile pic.jpeg

Networks - Charlottesville, VA

Sex - Male

Birthday - February 24, 1982

Hometown - Ruckersville, VA

Relationship Status - Single

Interested in - Women

Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play

Political Views - Moderate

Religious Views - Christian

Personal Information

Activities

I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my Sonichu Site, http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.

I go to the Comic Game & Hobby Place, next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.

And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]

Favorite Quotations

Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.

I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.

<3 :)

About Me

I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!

I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.

Contact Information

Email:

itsamecwc@aol.com

katiebaybug@gmail.com

AIM: CWCSonichu

Website:

http://www.sonichu.net

http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com

http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc

Education and Work

Colleges:

Piedmont Virginia Community College '06

Computer Aided Drafting & Design (CADD)

University of Virgina

Sweetheart Search

High School:

Manchester High School '00

Groups

Member of: One Body of Christ Experiment (all Christians on Facebook), Adult Swim We Love/Hate, I Love Lucy...the daughter of the devil, Before I liked girls, I liked the Pink Power Ranger!, Amy Jo Johnson Fan Club, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fans of Monica Rial

Chris's current Facebook account profile

Chris's suffering at the hands of the trolls has, over the past several years, taught him to be more cautious about sharing personal information. In particular, he no longer sees much point in using Facebook as an attraction sign, and he is more circumspect about selling himself to strangers. Hence, his current profile (as of Oct, 2017) is pared down compared to the original.

Details About Christian

I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.

I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.

(IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS) [This line was eventually deleted.]

I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :)

Name Pronunciation

Added during the Tomgirl saga.

kris-TEEN CHAND-ler

Other Names

Other: Christian Weston Chandler

Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler

Nickname: Ricardo

Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler

Nickname: Tini

Other: Christine Weston Chandler

Birth Name: Christopher Weston Chandler

Relationship

Single

It's been complicated since September 7, 2017

In a relationship since March 2, 2018

Family Members

Joe Carey (cousin)

Beverly Carey (cousin)

Contact and Basic Info

Profile as of April 2015

Birthday: February 24, 1982

Gender: Male Lesbian Transwoman Bisexual Transwoman[sic]

Pronoun: She [NOTE: added during process of identifying as transgender]

Interested In: Women Men and women[1]

Languages: English · Spanish

Religious Views: Baptized Methodist

In April 2015, Chris added: "Some serious; delightful to know and talk about."

Political Views: Moderate Center

On 20 April 2015, Chris changed his gender to "Lesbian TransWoman: Female, Lesbian Soul in Male Body," and also clarified that the preferred pronoun was "She." On 22 August 2015, Chris again revised the gender entry to read: "Lipstick Lesbian Transwoman: Wild, Exotic, Femme Female Soul in male bod."

Life Events

1982 - Born on February 24, 1982

  • 0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg

1996 - Started School at Manchester High School

  • Manchester 2000.jpg

2000 - Graduated from Manchester High School

  • 0569-MHSDiploma.jpg

2000 - Started School at Piedmont Virginia Community College

On 3 September 2013, Chris added:

I was banned from an English Class, because I overreacted and misunderstood an assignment, and the Male Professor had a beef against Autistic People. Mary Lee Walsh, "Dean of Student Services", overreacted and interfered with my early Sweetheart Search days. She made it obvious that True Love was Illegal in the state of Virginia, or at least Charlottesville, VA. She banned me from PVCC to seek psychiatry and anger management before resuming to get my CADD Degree. Years later, after I apologized for making her out to be a witch, Mary Lee Walsh Permanently banned me from Piedmont Virginia Community College What a crazy bitch.

This paragraph was later removed.

2006 - Graduated from Piedmont Virginia Community College

  • 0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg

2014 - In a Relationship

Current city and hometown

Ruckersville, VA

Chris provides no information about his favorite movies, TV shows, music, or games. Over time he has reviewed a few institutions as the mood strikes him. He is a member of four public groups: FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!, the Manchester High Sports Page, "Events at Impulse Gay Social Club," and "Children's Autism Hope Project."

Friends, followers, and reactions

Chris has "follow" enabled, meaning that anyone can follow his account without sending him a friend request. However, only his friends can send him comments. The majority of reactions he receives are "Haha" and "Angry", which are used similarly to a "thumbs down" on YouTube.

Photos Commented on by Chris

Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.

Photos commented on by Chris

  • Chris accuses his friend of trying to look like him.

  • Chris wishes Brian Smart, formerly Sarah Bevel's boyfriend, a happy life with his new wife.

  • Chris talks about the removal of his baby teeth.

  • Chris finds his friend's drawing of Anna cute.

  • Chris likes LEGOs.

  • Chris likes sandwiches.

  • Aww.

  • Chris is attracted to Linnea Hiltzheimer.

  • Unfortunately, Linnea is not a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

Facebook Shares and Likes

Share Link Date
Crackle https://www.facebook.com/crackle 24 July 2013
Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4? http://bit.ly/futuregear 24 July 2013
LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16 5 August 2013
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray] http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC 7 August 2013
Mother-Son Couple Arrested For Incest Attempt to Change How We Look at Romance http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d 10 August 2016

Toro's Friend Network

Chris's profile pic during his brief 2011 Facebook presence.
Text Date
Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook. 4 June 2013
Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya. 5 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya. 5 June 2013
Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa. 6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya. 6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya. 6 June 2013
Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa. 7 June 2013
Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa. 11 June 2013
Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof! 11 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya. 11 June 2013
Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa. 12 June 2013
Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit! 12 June 2013
Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon. 12 June 2013
Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa. 12 June 2013

iOS

On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion.[2]

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

Imgur

Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak

On 26 May 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.

The End?

On 2 July 2015, Chris's Facebook account was set to private. While the reasons for the disruption are unknown, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. His infractions have included sexually explicit artwork, screenshots of sexting, death threats to Sega employees, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. Later on the next day, Chris's account was put back online. Chris was briefly suspended again in 2016, for making multiple death threats against Donald Trump.

Current status

Since leaving jail Chris has made one Facebook post, a link to Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021.

Gallery

Gallery of interesting Facebook-related material

  • Wall

  • Profile, Part 1

  • Profile, Part 2

  • Profile, Part 3

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  • 17-year-old Christina 1

  • 17-year-old Christina 2

  • 17-year-old Christina 3

  • Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.

  • "Do I know you?" 1

  • "Do I know you?" 2

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  • A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.

  • Chris's page in 2012.

  • Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.

  • Chris's Profile as of Feb. 2012.

  • Chris, now with head band.

  • New note about friend requests.

  • February leak Part 1

  • February leak Part 2

  • February leak Part 3

  • February leak Part 4

  • February leak Part 5

  • Full size Picture of Drawing.

  • Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)

  • Facebook public note 2 (id.)

  • Another public note.

  • Chris double-dog-daring the intruder of his Facebook.

  • The first brony speaks.

  • Chris's master trolling attempt.

  • Great Director is watching you.

  • Chris mocks Lucrid.

  • Chris fucked a hooker.

  • Chris white-knighting Anna.

  • A profile picture as of May 8th, 2012.

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  • Chris on Eastern Cuisine.

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  • Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.

  • Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.

  • Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".

  • Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.

  • Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.

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  • Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".

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  • Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.

  • No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.

  • Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.

  • Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.

  • Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.

  • A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.

  • Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.

  • Timeline cover art

  • An Appeal to Humanity.

  • Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.

  • Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...

  • ...and doesn't succeed.

  • Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.

  • Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.

  • Chris whining about Equestria Girls.

  • U Gotta Believe!

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See also

References

  1. ↑ added 15 April 2018
  2. ↑ Screenshot

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