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[[Image:Rawr fag.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in [[2010]].]]
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[[Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png|thumb|[[CWCki-tan]] kicking off the new year with sum delicious [[reeb|juice]].]]
[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in 2010.]]
[[Image:S2010.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2010''' is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]


'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of trolling Chris. In 2010, Chris turned 28.


==January==
'''2010''' marked the second consecutive year of organized trolling of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].  Fed up with his [[trolls]], Chris spent several months offline, attempting to hide from his infamous reputation.  As such, the year was punctuated by dry spells.  And yet, Chris still found new ways to embarrass himself.
{{See also|January 2010}}
Fueled by a combination of fanmail and his temporary victory over the hardcore gay ads on CWCipedia, [[Chris]] started off 2010 in a rush of almost unrestrained smugness and arrogance. His only setback was the temporary closing of CWCipedia thanks to trademark claims from The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and after a short apology, that, too, was quickly forgotten. Thanks to the swelling in his feelings of self-importance, the more depraved side of his mind was on full display both in the Sonichu comics and in the [[Mailbag]].


Around the middle of the month, Chris's complacency came under fire, when favorite troll comic and Sonichu parody, [[Asperchu]], which Chris was introduced to and already hated because it made his homosexuality-alarm go off back in late 2009, became his number one [[stress]] factor due to a takeover of CWCipedia's ad-space and mail from [[fans]] who said that they would abandon the Sonichu fandom and go read Asperchu instead. Chris has since desperately tried to fight the mass fan-emigration to Asperchu with [[Down with Asperchu|belittlement and denial]], [[15 January 2010|fist-fight challenges]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|subliminal suggestions]] and [[12 January 2010|impotent tard-rage]]. Every attempted failed miserably
A box of condoms Chris had bought for his first sexual encounter had expired.


While all this was going on, [[Sonichu 10]] continued to be updated with more and more disturbing content. [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] committing a terrorist attack on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower, causing the building to collapse, killing 100 people and injuring another 150 in the process, the depiction of Rosechu shifting tampons and engaged in bondage with Sonichu, and the staging and execution of a worldwide holocaust on homosexuality and asexuality were among the worst offenses. Outside of the comic, Thanks to one of Chris's [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|replies in the Mailbag]], it was confirmed that Chris, if given the opportunity, would not hesitate to rob people of their freedom of thought just to make sure that there would be no [[homos|homos]] in his perfect world.
==January==
{{main|January 2010}}
[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|left|On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]]''.]]


In April 2010 it becomes clear that throughout January 2010 Chris, whilst attending his young adult social group, met a girl nicknamed [[The Wallflower|Damien Antaria]], and started building up a friendship with her. Although Chris tried to keep this secret at first, it becomes impossible for him after a while to hide the relationship, and he started bragging about it on the internet.
Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims to stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse to let him do so.


==February==
==February==
{{See also|February 2010}}
{{main|February 2010}}
At the start of the month, [[Chris]] began to surrender to the forces of the [[Asperpedia]]. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he eventually completely submitted to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and [[Evan]], and he promised to kill off [[Simonla]] and show higher tolerance to the Asperchu ads on the [[CWCipedia]].
[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|On 25 February, Chris murders [[Evan]] and the rest of the [[Asperpedia]] Four in brutal and disgusting ways.]]
 
While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him [[stress]], since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, [[Sonichu Revolution]], which harshly criticizes Chris's [[hypocrisy]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], [[Copyright|intellectual property theft]] and the other kinds of [[Chris and reality|stupid]] [[Death threats|behavior]] and [[Chris and religion|beliefs]] he exhibits on a regular basis. In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and its similarity to Sonichu.


The official Sonichu comic moved very slowly throughout the month, since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, [[Mailbag 52|his responses were far from adequate]]. By the end of the month, Chris would complete [[Sonichu 10]], ending it off in the most violent of fashions, killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]]... then turning around and killing Alec, Evan, Mao, and Sean for making him do so! For his troubles, [[Jack Thaddeus]] resumed his ads.
As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in a series of phone calls from ''[[Asperchu]]'' creator Alec Benson Leary, where Alec demanded that Chris promise to be more tolerant of ''Asperchu'' and to get rid of [[Simonla Rosechu]], with [[Mao]] holding the [[CWCipedia]] hostage. Though Chris gradually recovered enough from the stress to complete ''Sonichu'' #10, which showed the death of Simonla, Chris then had [[Alec]], [[Mao]] and two other people killed within the same comic as an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual [[Christian Love Day]]. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of [[Magical Man Potion|another human male]] entering Chris's [[room]], one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.
 
Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a [[Christian Love Day (video)|shameless display of self-praising]]. He has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as [[Blake|Sonichu's evilness]].
 
Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of another human male entering Chris's room and [[Magical Man Potion|actually putting up with Chris's shit]]. One of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.


==March==
==March==
{{See also|March 2010}}
{{main|March 2010}}
'''March 2010''' started out with a bit of concern. [[Chris]] had made mention of his father [[Bob]] being hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Though many were worried for Bob's health, Chris obviously wasn't as he continued on with his life as if nothing was wrong.
[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|left|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]


Things got happier when Chris, through his own [[Ego|narcissism]], inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest [[gal-pal]] through a ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' level. Dedicated trolls discovered [[The Wallflower|her identity]] and, while many were content with trying to keep it on the down low and letting her discover for herself what kind of [[Chris|monster]] she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris, and as a result of their falling-out, Chris discovered the existence of the [[CWCki]]. He immediately demanded that all the pages involving him his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble...
Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris after being led to the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)


Chris was also, for a good part of the month, trolled by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], whom Chris blamed for the loss of the gal-pal and the [[china]] he was sure would follow. The resulting angst drove the man-child to hilarious new lows, such as threatening trolls with a [[pocket knife]], dressing up in a kilt, and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|using the dreaded N-word on camera]], despite being unsure of Tito's ethnicity.
==April==
{{main|April 2010}}
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] ad is discovered.]]


As if in retaliation to this monstrous display of racism, control of the CWCipedia was relinquished to Mao, who opened registration to the masses. In no time flat, the website was greatly enhanced by those masses.
As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]], discovering that Chris had restarted his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material from eventually leaking to the general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.


Holding true to his manifesto from the end of [[February 2010|the previous month]], which basically told his [[fans]] to fuck off and stop asking him for Sonichu comic pages, Chris completely neglected answering his Mailbag and publishing comics. While he had promised to at least begin earnest work on [[Sonichu 11]] in time for the 10-year anniversary of the strip, the [[stress]] of his woman troubles instead drove him to more angry fits of railing against his fans. He even compared them to the trolls that constantly torment him, which is probably the closest Chris has ever been to realizing the truth about his "[[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]]." As if a final slap in the face to his fans, he tells everyone that he is [[C-Ya Later|leaving the internet forever]] and that the only way new comics will show up is when they appear on comic shelves. If that were really the case, he'd have a schedule that would rival that of [[Wikipedia:Rob Liefeld|LIEFEEEEEEEEEEEEELD!]] Thankfully for all, Chris came back 36 hours later, [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|ranting]] about [[Family Guy|The Cleveland Show]] and [[F Abstinance|abstinence]].
==May==
{{main|May 2010}}
[[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|left|On May 26, Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses.]]


==April==
As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the [[PS3|life upgrade]]. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the [[Greene County]] School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the [[CWCipedia]] to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of [[e-mails]] are also leaked.
{{See also|April 2010}}


[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg|thumb|On '''21 April''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing.]]
==June==
{{main|June 2010}}
[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|On 30 June, Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]].]]


Throughout '''April 2010''', Chris's online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], had started to exchange emails with him.
After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris travelled to The GAMe PLACe with a plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|the]] [[100 2188|fifth]] [[100 2189|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his [[Love Quest]] offline by acting [[pedofork|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.


The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like the owner's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.
==July==
{{main|July 2010}}
[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|left|On 9 July, Chris continues stalking girls at [[Fridays After Five]].]]


Chris also acted on his [[Death threats|threat]] of "trouble from himself personally" after the expiration of his ultimatum to remove references to his family and friends from the [[Cwcki]]. However, being the fatass dumbfuck that he is, all his vandalism was noticed and quickly reverted.  What's more, this vandalism wasn't even an attempt to protect the privacy of his family as he said, but just [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|glorification of himself]]. However, he wasn't banned by order of the great [[Clyde Cash]], in the hopes that he'd produce more giggles.
July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting [[List_of places that have banned Chris|permabanned]] from [[Flipnote Hatena]] for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life... by reverting back to the ancient ways of the [[attraction sign]]. He was spotted once at [[McIntire Park]] and twice at [[Fridays After Five]]. However, on 17 July he returned to [[Twitter]], telling [[trolls|his loyal fans]] that he's working on the comic pages. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.


On 5 April, however, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.
==August==


A week later, Chris returned to [[the GAMe PLACe]] in [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|an attempt to get his permaban removed]] so he could start bogarting everything. The manager, [[Michael Snyder]], was unmoved and told Chris to get out, prompting Chris to show himself as a [[Chris and race|horrible bigot]] once again by using the word "Jew" as an insult (even though Michael is not Jewish). Chris posted a video of the incident, then posted an image on the CWCipedia asking his fans, [[A Message to the Trolls|the same ones he compared to trolls a month ago]], to [[Chris and hypocrisy|troll]] him and ask why he's playing [[Kick the Autistic]]. It didn't work, for obvious reasons, and Michael was subsequently hailed as a hero for keeping the anti-semitic man-child down.
{{main|August 2010}}


After his rejection from the GAMe PLACe, Chris once again turned to Sonichu, for the first time all month, when he went about writing several biographies for the Chaotic Combo, which he then followed up with a lulzworthy [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|history of all female interaction he has ever had]]. He ranked his childhood teacher among potential crushes too, just for extra WTF.
[[File:PostCar.JPG|thumb|On 29 August, the [[life upgrade]] goes GAME OVER, man.]]


Chris managed to keep quiet about Jackie (probably having learned something from the whole [[Wallflower]] incident), and her existence was not known to the general public of trolls, before she leaked the whole email correspondence and a deliciously creepy video by Chris to the [[CWCki]].
During the first half of August, Chris didn't give off any signs of life except for a brief sighting at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], kicking a stall of [[HEXBox]] games. It was suspected he spent his time playing [[video games]]. However, a phone call to Bob Chandler was released, relieving some new info. He would then return on August 27 to post two videos, one concerning his upcoming high school reunion, and the other where Chris concedes to the trolls after reformatting his PS3, claiming he did himself in. Two days later, Chris would destroy his PS3, and there was much rejoicing.


Near the end of the month things finally took a turn for the interesting on the CWCipedia. Several episodes of the Sonichu Comic were deleted for their use of copyrighted characters, and some bold impostor sent Chris's Wikisysop a batch of new pages for [[Sonichu 11]]. These less-than true and honest pages attempted to end Sonichu for good, featuring the deaths of many main characters, ending with Sonichu and Rosechu's bitter divorce. Sadly, Chris noticed relatively quickly, and replaced all the troll pages with placeholder images.
==September==


==May==
{{main|September 2010}}
{{See also|May 2010}}


'''May 2010''' seemed to be starting off with a whimper. [[Chris]]'s radio silence seemed to have continued even after the uploading of the UNTRUE and DISHONEST versions of ''[[Sonichu 11]]''. Many were proven wrong when Chris finally reappeared, boasting proudly that he had been able to disconnect the Wi-Fi Antenna from his [[PS3]], not realizing the damage he had done.
[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|left|On 16 September, Chris dressed as a [[niggo]].]]


On 8 May, Chris won 4 tickets to an extreme sports rally and called up [[Rocky]] to see if anyone in the young adult social group would want to go with him, but no one ever called back. Seeing as no one was going to go with him, Chris scalped three of the tickets and sat alone in the stadium next to a "lovey-dovey" couple while watching people with a far greater amount of success than him perform feats of acrobatics on motorcycles. After watching the events, Chris returned home lonely and upset, and made a video, wherein he is closer than ever to realizing how big of a fuck-up he really is, but, unsurprisingly enough, he blames all of his current troubles on a conspiracy he believes the [[Greene County]] School Board have staged against him. A week later, he puts up [[05142010|another video]] where he uses another tragedy to garner sympathy.
Early in September, e-mail correspondence was leaked that provided some background on the destruction of the [[Ps3|life upgrade]]. Quite predictably, Chris purchased another PS3 almost immediately. [[Jackie]] officially returned as a new [[sweetheart]] in Chris's life, with him trying to impress through new videos on YouTube, including attacks at Jackie's ex-boyfriend, Lars. Also this month, a bunch of ancient documents dating back from 2008 and 2009 were released to the public by [[Clyde Cash]], followed by some more from early 2010, including [[Wallflower_E-mails|correspondence between Chris and The Wallflower]]. Towards the end of the month, Chris officially kicked off his "anti-troll movement".


On May 13, DariaCamacho, a "fan-manager" for Chris, was given access to the [[CWCipedia]] and began making massive and seriously needed update to the website. Chris has reverted them and Daria has questioned why he has done so. On May 26, the CWCipedia was, in a repeat of the event in March, reopened for the public, causing a second wave of massive vandalism. DariaCamacho was revealed to be [[Mao]] 'Bamboo' Ling. Chris attempted to revert the mass vandalism before flat out giving up due to the stress of it all, and announcing he has abandoned the CWCipedia. The website was promptly given by Mao to the [[gal pal]] [[Vivian Gee]], who now shares copyrights to the entire ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise with [[Alec]]. On May 30, Vivian's ''[[Sonichu Season 2]]'' began. At the end of the month, Chris uploads a video where he states that he is leaving the internet. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]].
==October==


==June==
{{main|October 2010}}


{{see also|June 2010}}
[[File:Grimace.jpg|thumb|On 4 October, Chris [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplays]] as [[McDonald's|the Grimace]].]]


'''June 2010''' started out with a whimper. After Chris's [[100 2189|fourth threat]] to leave the [[Internet]], many fully expected that Chris would not keep to his word. The first signs of him not staying true to his word was the fact that he continued to log in to his [[YouTube]] account. However, some suspect that the ''real'' reason he was quiet for the start of the month was ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[Chris and cosplaying|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[Chris's room|room]] or even the [[14 Branchland Court|house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on a seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable for the sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris (albeit the quality of them varied) including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month. In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.


The silence was then broken on 4 June. Chris traveled to [[The GAMe PLACe]] with the desire to take a picture of [[Michael Snyder]] so that he could print it out and put it on a dartboard. Long story short, Chris attempts vehicular homicide while [[Alcohol|drunk]] and he's let off scot-free by the [[police]]. Two days later, he makes a video addressing these events, and announces that he's leaving the Internet. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|the]] [[100 2188|fifth]] [[100 2189|time]].
==November==
{{main|November 2010}}


Chris then fell silent for twelve days. As usual, a few faggots jumped to the conclusion that the CWC saga was over. The faithful were then rewarded on 18 June, when a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. He then took several pictures of Chris and uploaded them to the internet for the world to see. In a few of these pictures, he is wearing a [[sports bra]] which reads "[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN]]", thus showing that ever since he was compelled to leave the internet by [[Rocky|an outside force]], he has gone back to the era of the [[attraction sign]]. This time around, it's not so much retarded as it is really creepy.
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|left|On 6 November, a video of Chris struggling to do pull-ups was leaked.]]


At the same time, trolls discovered where Chris had disappeared off to -- the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by Nintendo for the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote.  Clearly, he has failed to take the advice of whoever is trying to get him to keep off of the internet to heart. As well, he's taken his Love Quest to this place, attempting to win hearts only to be attacked by [[trolls]] and finding out those he's had interest in are [[pedofork|not of his age]].
November turned out to be a slow month. Chris had a call with Lars and a video of him failing to do pull-ups was leaked the same day. Chris would then go quiet for two weeks, until he quit the Internet for the 6th time on 22 November and deleted most of his other [[YouTube]] videos in the progress.


==July==
==December==
{{See also|July 2010}}
{{main|December 2010}}


Where May and June was pretty quiet from the manchild, July started off with a bang - in an attempt to reupload Flipnotes that were taken down for various reasons, including one of a sexual nature, Chris earned himself a lifetime ban from the [[Flipnote Hatena]].
December began under the shadow of Chris's sixth attempt to leave the Internet in favour of playing [[vidya]] all the time. The final batch of e-mails between Chris and Jackie was released. As usual, Chris did not get [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend| a girlfriend for Christmas]], for the sixth time since [[2004]] though this year, he wished for both the CWCki and Encyclopedia Dramatica to completely disappear off the internet. {{clear}}


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Chris in 2010.
Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms Sonichu (blue) and Christian Weston Chandler (red). 2010 is marked in Mellow Yellow.


2010 marked the second consecutive year of organized trolling of Christian Weston Chandler. Fed up with his trolls, Chris spent several months offline, attempting to hide from his infamous reputation. As such, the year was punctuated by dry spells. And yet, Chris still found new ways to embarrass himself.

A box of condoms Chris had bought for his first sexual encounter had expired.

January

Main article: January 2010
On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on Asperchu.

Smug with overconfidence thanks to his fanmail and the victory over gay ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the CWCipedia via copyright claims to stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new stress factor in the emerging fan comic Asperchu, going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy YouTube videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update Sonichu #10, revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to another girl and he would attempt to hide this, but his own ego would refuse to let him do so.

February

Main article: February 2010
On 25 February, Chris murders Evan and the rest of the Asperpedia Four in brutal and disgusting ways.

As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in a series of phone calls from Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary, where Alec demanded that Chris promise to be more tolerant of Asperchu and to get rid of Simonla Rosechu, with Mao holding the CWCipedia hostage. Though Chris gradually recovered enough from the stress to complete Sonichu #10, which showed the death of Simonla, Chris then had Alec, Mao and two other people killed within the same comic as an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual Christian Love Day. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of another human male entering Chris's room, one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

March

Main article: March 2010
On 9 March, Chris uploads a new LittleBigPlanet level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of The Wallflower.

Chris let slip a screenname of The Wallflower through a custom LBP level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the gal-pal to cut ties with Chris after being led to the CWCki. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the Internet, attacking his fans for wanting more Sonichu pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking Surfshack Tito, the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, an outside source would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about TV and sex.)

April

Main article: April 2010
On 5 April, Chris's second The HooK Café ad is discovered.

As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on The HooK Café, discovering that Chris had restarted his Love Quest on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named Jackie, who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material from eventually leaking to the general public. During this time, he attempted to return to The GAMe PLACe in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed Michael Snyder as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

May

Main article: May 2010
On May 26, Chris begs for ModNation Racers bonuses.

As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the life upgrade. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the Greene County School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the CWCipedia to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of e-mails are also leaked.

June

Main article: June 2010
On 30 June, Chris looks for love on Flipnote Hatena.

After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris travelled to The GAMe PLACe with a plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed vehicular homicide while drunk and was let off scot-free by the police. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. (Again. For the fifth time.) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks until a field agent spotted Chris at the Fridays After Five event in Charlottesville, continuing his Love Quest offline by acting really creepy in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the Flipnote Hatena, a website created by Nintendo for users to share their amateur animations.

July

Main article: July 2010
On 9 July, Chris continues stalking girls at Fridays After Five.

July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting permabanned from Flipnote Hatena for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life... by reverting back to the ancient ways of the attraction sign. He was spotted once at McIntire Park and twice at Fridays After Five. However, on 17 July he returned to Twitter, telling his loyal fans that he's working on the comic pages. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.

August

Main article: August 2010
On 29 August, the life upgrade goes GAME OVER, man.

During the first half of August, Chris didn't give off any signs of life except for a brief sighting at Charlottesville Fashion Square, kicking a stall of HEXBox games. It was suspected he spent his time playing video games. However, a phone call to Bob Chandler was released, relieving some new info. He would then return on August 27 to post two videos, one concerning his upcoming high school reunion, and the other where Chris concedes to the trolls after reformatting his PS3, claiming he did himself in. Two days later, Chris would destroy his PS3, and there was much rejoicing.

September

Main article: September 2010
On 16 September, Chris dressed as a niggo.

Early in September, e-mail correspondence was leaked that provided some background on the destruction of the life upgrade. Quite predictably, Chris purchased another PS3 almost immediately. Jackie officially returned as a new sweetheart in Chris's life, with him trying to impress through new videos on YouTube, including attacks at Jackie's ex-boyfriend, Lars. Also this month, a bunch of ancient documents dating back from 2008 and 2009 were released to the public by Clyde Cash, followed by some more from early 2010, including correspondence between Chris and The Wallflower. Towards the end of the month, Chris officially kicked off his "anti-troll movement".

October

Main article: October 2010
On 4 October, Chris cosplays as the Grimace.

October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of costumes made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby bear, used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the room or even the house altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on a seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable for the sheer number of videos that were released by Chris (albeit the quality of them varied) including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month. In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.

November

Main article: November 2010
On 6 November, a video of Chris struggling to do pull-ups was leaked.

November turned out to be a slow month. Chris had a call with Lars and a video of him failing to do pull-ups was leaked the same day. Chris would then go quiet for two weeks, until he quit the Internet for the 6th time on 22 November and deleted most of his other YouTube videos in the progress.

December

Main article: December 2010

December began under the shadow of Chris's sixth attempt to leave the Internet in favour of playing vidya all the time. The final batch of e-mails between Chris and Jackie was released. As usual, Chris did not get a girlfriend for Christmas, for the sixth time since 2004 though this year, he wished for both the CWCki and Encyclopedia Dramatica to completely disappear off the internet.

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