December 2014

Chris's mugshot from December 2014, following his assault on GameStop.

December was the twelfth and final month of 2014. It seemed like nothing big was going to happen this month beyond Chris repiercing and later removing the un-clit, his announcement of moving back into 14 Branchland Court, and, of course, his intense hatred against blue-colored arms, but while this month would have ended quietly, Chris decided to completely ignore common sense and past experiences and break not one, not two, but three laws in a single day, by visiting a GameStop that he was banned from in order to vandalize their Sonic Boom display, and promptly mace an employee on his way out. It was later stated that the employee will be pressing charges, and while waiting a hearing for his triple-whammy crime, Chris would end up spending time in jail.

Events

• 1 December - Chris gushes over an online Animation Domination High Def parody called "HBO's Powerpuff Girls", noting that "If they actually made a series of the PPGs in the adult situations and life, I would Totally watch every single one!" and not realizing it is just a parody not authorized by Cartoon Network themselves.
• 2 December - Chris uploads a video of himself playing Mario Kart 8, once again.
• 3 December - Chris posted a medallion update in a shocking while. Chris later mentions on a Facebook post that he has been in shock of the change in color to Sonic's arms since February, and that he has been actively protesting against it since June/July of 2014, sending and commenting months "worth of time" and that they have yet to respond. He has called for more action to restore Sonic's arms to their original tan color, and announces he is "expecting to be moving back into [his] renovated house within the next couple of weeks".
• 4 December - Chris repierces his taint with gold piercing jewelry. He texts Renee about it.
• 5 December - Chris discovers Sonic Boom is getting a second season, and...well, just guess what happens.
• 6 December - Chris posts more idiotic hatred posts about Sonic Boom and announces on Facebook that he is moving back to a renovated 14 Branchland Court, and notes that any orders made between then and 1 January 2015 "will not be able to begin or fill them until close to or after that date."
• 7 December - Chris invites Renee to his house for Christmas and says that Barb is flirting with the movers.
• 9 December - A series of commissions drawn by Chris is uploaded to the forums. One of them is the receiver's OC scissoring Robbie. The thread later reveals that Chris IRL uses a homemade device to hold his duck in, which consists of a strap-on with the dildo removed.
• 9 December - Catherine tells Chris they are not in a relationship. He sends her an email saying he is depressed and angry.
• 10 December - Chris discovers a possible jab made to him in episode 7 of Sonic Boom...and is actually neutral towards it. Later in the day, he sends a raging, mostly ALL-CAPS letter to Sega, begging them to change Sonic's arms again.
• 10 December - Chris e-mails to Renee that he and Catherine are no longer together.
• 12 December - Chris tells Catherine he is still very depressed and that she should watch the Care Bears to learn how to be more empathetic.
• 12 December - Chris finally realizes piercing part of his taint isn't such a great idea after all, and as a result removes it completely.
• 13 December - Chris tells Catherine she should try to see things from his perspective.
• 13 December - Chris once again places his mom's BMW on sale.
• 14 December - Chris lashes out at Catherine and says he's entitled to a relationship because he's descended from royalty.
• 14 December - Chris thinks that trolls are hacking his text messages. Meanwhile, he asks Renee to help him in his modelling career.
• 15 December - E-mails from Chris to Catherine are leaked on the CWCki Forums. Chris posts on Facebook that he's "feeling crappy".
• 16 December - Pics of the "Relationship Vow" card are leaked on the CWCki Forums, showing Chris's vow to Catherine for their Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners. Chris later continues his protest of Sonic Boom on Miiverse.
• 17 December - Three apology letters that Chris wrote to Charlottesville Fashion Square, Mary Lee Walsh, and Wal-Mart in August are leaked. Also leaked is a never-before-seen Christmas video filmed in 2004.
• 18 December - Chris posts a long opinion piece on why he hates trolls and the infamous Nintendo eShop game Meme Run. Meanwhile, it was leaked on the CWCki Forums that Bob had hired gal-pals for Chris. It was also leaked that Anna McLerran was trying to dislodge Catherine and she would appeal for Catherine's humanity.
• 19 December - Chris uploads to his Facebook public group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!, dozens of photos of Sonic with his blue arms painted tan by Chris himself.
• 20 December - Chris tells Renee that he'll be having a neutral Christmas.
• 21 December - Chris announces 14 Branchland Court will not be ready to move back into by C-Mas. He posts links to give him presents, gift cards, or PayPal money--and even gives suggestions for joke presents. He also begs his Facebook friends to buy the car from Craigslist.
• 21 December - Chris and Catherine exchange text messages; he can't explain what she said that hurt him.
• 22 December - Chris awards his Facebook friends for helping him get through the year (supposedly) by giving them a picture of CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGICified Lego Wild Sonichu and Sonichu himself.
• 23 December - Chris sends a text message to Catherine saying that he still wants to be her friend.
• 24 December - Christmas Eve. Chris tells Renee he's feeling extremely depressed.
• 25 December - Christmas. Chris texts Renee that he's depressed and that he wanted either a sweetheart or a "Magical Transformation" of himself into a woman.
• 26 December - Possibly the busiest day in Chris's life since graduation. He went to Fashion Square Shopping Mall, and visited GameStop where he vandalized a Sonic Boom display and pepper-sprayed an employee on the way out. The police were called at some point after this, and Chris was arrested.
• 27 December - After the events of the day before, Chris's anti-Sonic Boom Facebook group gets a taste of what will occur the next few days--a bombardment of trolls, weens and jokesters mocking Chris.
• 28 December - Chris was confirmed to be held in Albemarle Regional Jail, awaiting an initial hearing for his crimes two days earlier.
• 29 December - Chris's initial hearing takes place. The case is continued, to be heard again on February 5, 2015. Chris also posts bail. Also, on the same day, Nash from Radio Dead Air looks at the GameStop incident on this day's What the Fuck is Wrong with You? segment.
• 31 December - New Year's Eve.

The Commissions Gallery

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  Commissioner's OC, à la Chris.

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  It's nice to know Chris's sense of humor hasn't changed, over the years.

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  Something about this scene looks a little familiar...

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  Chris: still a staple of women's rights.

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  Remember, kids, vandalism is way past cool!

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  Annnnd walls of text.

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  Is she scissoring his butthole?