September 2014

Chris in September 2014

September is the ninth month of the year. His most active all year, Chris spent his time in September mostly selling stuff on eBay to get money for his family income, especially after the house fire. He also started directing more of his attention to a new sweetheart-to-be.

Events of September

• 1 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he wore a special perfume on his first date.
• 2 September - Chris takes $50 off the prices on his eBay sales.
• 3 September - Chris announces he will boycott Sonic Boom on Facebook, due to the change of colour to Sonic's arms. He also promotes some eBay sales on Facebook.
• 4 September - Chris finds an antique display case of fake jerkop items and sells it on eBay. He also begs the Human Rights Campaign on Facebook to help him get unbanned from Walmart, and claims that there is no rodent feces on the carpets in his Rental House - probably a lie.
• 5 September - Shipping for eBay sales is delayed by Chris due to him spending time with his girlfriend.
• 6 September - The third anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure.
• 8 September - Chris posts on Facebook that one of his eBay sales is over.
• 9 September - Two documents about the fire are released on the CWCki Forums. Also, Chris permanently prices cuts one of his eBay sales to $150 instead of $200, and purchases items from the Human Rights Campaign store.
• 10 September - Chris adds another picture to his Facebook photo album, depicting him smiling with the HRC logo in the bottom left corner. He also sells a drawing dedicated to "the brave women of all kinds that have braved [...] the torturous pains from being institutionalized up to the late 1800s for being Lesbians," and affirms on Facebook that his new girlfriend is a genuine sweetheart, and not a hooker.
• 11 September - Chris makes a slight modification to his Facebook photo.
• 12 September - Chris announces he has obtained the materials to produce yet another Sonichu medallion, and to eventually begin mass-producing them to sell on eBay.
• 13 September - Chris announces that he now is able to say the word "gay" without feeling uncomfortable...but in its original definitions (i.e.: happy, bright) only. He also goes to the Pride Festival, and in his sagaciousness advises bullied LGBT children to yell "Gay is colors! Gay is bold! Gay is happy! The way you use the word, it makes you look real crappy! Rainbooms rock!" at their bully.
• 14 September - Chris creates 22 more medallions and lists them on eBay.
• 15 September - Chris says he needs money because Barb needs "dental work", which apparently costs $600.
• 16 September - Chris gets the Un-clit, and shows a graphic picture of female-on-female sex on Facebook, showing that he still hasn't learned from many of his past mistakes. He claims the piercing is where his clitoris would be if he were a female, contradicting having said it was on his "taint" (perineum), displaying his characteristic lack of anatomical knowledge.
• 18 September - Chris rages over homophobia on Facebook, signing that maybe he really is changing for better or worse (unlikely, since he has only begun to care about it since it threatened him personally).
• 19 September - Photos leak onto the CWCki Forums revealing that Chris has made a new CD for his new girlfriend.
• 20 September - After some of his white knights get confused by the first post on the 13th, Chris clears it up (or tries to, which predictably results in more bizarre claims and self-contradiction).
• 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales, and posts about how he makes new medallions. He also sells Son-Chu II and a BMW on Craigslist.
• 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a Lego version of CWCville Shopping Center.
• 24 September - Chris buys a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales are not scams, and posts Barb's phone number, (434)-760-0231, for all to see. Whether or not some trolls and weens will do prank calls onto the number remains to be seen.
• 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening (entirely justified) eBay cases to him.
• 28 September - Chris posts about the Family Guy/The Simpsons crossover, extolling a section featuring Meg. Not surprised?
• 30 September - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris's project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering people, in a powerful display of magnanimousness and generosity, a brick with their name on it if they buy items worth 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him).