2009

Chris's literary pick of the year.

The year 2009 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old.

Starting January 2009, Christian's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far reaching insight in Christian's life.

As of this article's creation, 2009 is the current year, and it will thus be updated frequently.

Events of 2009

January

• January 2 - Sonichu club meeting on PlayStation Online.
• January 5 - Second part of Sonichu #8 is published.
• January 6 - Christian announces Sonichu and Rosechu will be in Animal Crossing.
• January 8 - Sonichu.net hacked for the first time by Gregg Mays.
• January 8 - Christian publishes video, in which he threatens Mr. Mays with his "lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z". He also shows his fangs.
• January 12 - Christian publishes video in which he announces that he is straight, and that Sonichu.net is up again.
• January 15 - Christian publishes video denouncing the ED page.
• January 17 - Christian publishes video address to Shigeru Miyamoto.
• January 18 - Christian crushes a vibrator in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the trolls.
• January 18 - Sonichu.net hacked by someone going by the name Clyde Cash, the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased Ryan Cash.
• January 18 - Christian threatens Jason Kendrick Howell over the phone.
• January 19 - Christian publishes video about Sonichu.net being hacked. He announces Sonichu.info to be his new site.
• January 19 - Christian publishes video addressing Clyde Cash. Christian tells Clyde to get over the death of his brother.
• January 19 - Sonichu.info hacked.
• January 20 - Christian updates and completes his "The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint.
• January 21 - Christian denounces Sonichu.net and Sonichu.info. Christian tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
• January 22 - Christian Weston Chandler disappears.
• January 26 - In a new video, Christian makes the unlikely claim that he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to Miyamoto.
• January 26 - Christian takes video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
• January 30 - Christian publishes video admitting Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee Reggie.
• January 31 - Christian takes last video offline.
• January 31 - In a new video, Christian retracts his last video.

February

• February 4 - Christian purchases Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
• February 5 - In a new video, Christian states that he is gay. He removes said video a few hours later.
• February 6 - Christian publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
• February 6 - Christian reuploads his video from February 5, stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
• February 8 - Christian launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
• February 8 - In a new video, Christian presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend Sarah to contact him.
• February 10 - Christian publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his room. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. Christian also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Christian were done by a con-man.
• February 10 - Along with his new video, Christian publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
• February 12 - Christian uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. A porn site.
• February 13 - An audio clip of Christian engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
• February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Christian having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
• February 15 - Another audio file of Christian engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
• February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Sonichu 9 released.
• February 18 - Christian releases a Youtube video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
• February 18 - Christian releases a Youtube video in which he retracts all his homophobe utterances.
• February 20 - Christian's computer is hacked. Video footage of him having sex with doll Kimmi is leaked online.
• February 21 - Christian's aunt Karina dies.
• February 23 - Christian publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
• February 24 - Christian's 27th birthday.
• February 24 - Christian's aunt Karina is buried.
• February 26 - Christian travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found.
• February 26 - It is alleged that Christian's parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.

March

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

• March 1 - An ED troll claims Christian's parents have confiscated his webcam/PSEye and microphone, after he/she sent Bob several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
• March 3 - Christian finds out his girlfriend Julie wasn't real. He also puts his medallion up his ass.
• March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Christian has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately debunked.
• March 4 - Christian publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
• March 4 - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as BlueSpike.
• March 10 - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching Family Guy), and presents it as solid proof that homos are bad. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
• March 12 - Christian posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.