Difference between revisions of "December 2014"
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* 3 December - On [[Facebook]], Chris explains how and why he came to learn about the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms issue]]. | * 3 December - On [[Facebook]], Chris explains how and why he came to learn about the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms issue]]. | ||
* 4 December - Chris [[Un-clit#Repiercing_the_Taint|repierces his taint]] with [[Chris and money|gold piercing jewelry]]. He texts [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] about it. | * 4 December - Chris [[Un-clit#Repiercing_the_Taint|repierces his taint]] with [[Chris and money|gold piercing jewelry]]. He texts [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] about it. | ||
* 5 December - Chris discovers [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Second_Season|''Sonic Boom'' is getting a second season]], and...well, [[12 October 2009|just guess what happens]]. He urges people to join his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|protest public group]]. | * 4 December - On his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|public group]], Chris demands that people contact every newspaper in the world about Sonic Boom. | ||
* 6 December - Chris posts more idiotic hatred at ''Sonic Boom''. | * 5 December - Chris discovers [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Second_Season|''Sonic Boom'' is getting a second season]], and...well, [[12 October 2009|just guess what happens]]. He urges people to join his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|protest public group]], where he makes a series of angry posts. | ||
* 6 December - Chris posts more idiotic hatred at ''Sonic Boom'', including suggestions for how to protest. | |||
* 6 December - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] and [[eBay]] that he is [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Move_Back_to_14BLC_has_officially_begun|moving back]] to a renovated [[14 Branchland Court]], and notes that he will not be able to fill orders until the new year. | * 6 December - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] and [[eBay]] that he is [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Move_Back_to_14BLC_has_officially_begun|moving back]] to a renovated [[14 Branchland Court]], and notes that he will not be able to fill orders until the new year. | ||
* 7 December - Chris invites [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] to his house for Christmas and says that [[Barb]] is flirting with the movers. | * 7 December - Chris invites [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] to his house for Christmas and says that [[Barb]] is flirting with the movers. | ||
* 9 December - A series of commissions drawn by Chris is uploaded to the forums. One of them is the receiver's OC scissoring [[Robbie]]. The thread later reveals that Chris IRL uses a homemade device to hold his [[duck]] in, which consists of a strap-on with the dildo removed. | * 9 December - A series of commissions drawn by Chris is uploaded to the forums. One of them is the receiver's OC scissoring [[Robbie]]. The thread later reveals that Chris IRL uses a homemade device to hold his [[duck]] in, which consists of a strap-on with the [[sex toys|dildo]] removed. | ||
* 9 December - [[Catherine]] tells Chris they are not in a relationship. He sends her an [[Catherine E-mails|email]] saying he is depressed and angry. | * 9 December - [[Catherine]] tells Chris they are not in a relationship. He sends her an [[Catherine E-mails|email]] saying he is depressed and angry. | ||
* | * 9 December - Chris discovers a possible jab made to him in episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom''...and is actually [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#Pickle_Joke|''neutral'' towards it]]. | ||
* 10 December - Chris sends a raging, mostly [[BILLY MAYS|ALL-CAPS]] letter to [[SEGA|Sega]], [[Sonic_Boom_Protests|begging them to revert Sonic's arms]]. He couples this with a Facebook post addressed to Sega. | * 10 December - Chris sends a raging, mostly [[BILLY MAYS|ALL-CAPS]] letter to [[SEGA|Sega]], [[Sonic_Boom_Protests|begging them to revert Sonic's arms]]. He couples this with a Facebook post addressed to Sega. | ||
* 10 December - Chris [[Open Relationship E-mails#No_Longer_Together_With_Catherine|e-mails Renee]] that he and [[Catherine]] are no longer together. | * 10 December - Chris [[Open Relationship E-mails#No_Longer_Together_With_Catherine|e-mails Renee]] that he and [[Catherine]] are no longer together. | ||
* 11 December - On his public group, Chris posts that he is distressed at the lack of positive news. | |||
* 12 December - Chris tells [[Catherine]] he is still very depressed and that she should watch the Care Bears to learn how to be more empathetic. | * 12 December - Chris tells [[Catherine]] he is still very depressed and that she should watch the Care Bears to learn how to be more empathetic. | ||
* 12 December - Chris finally realizes piercing part of his taint isn't such a great idea after all, and as a result [[Un-clit#The_End_of_the_Un-clit|removes it completely]]. | * 12 December - Chris finally realizes piercing part of his taint isn't such a great idea after all, and as a result [[Un-clit#The_End_of_the_Un-clit|removes it completely]]. | ||
* 13 December - Chris tells [[Catherine]] she should try to see things from his perspective. | * 13 December - Chris tells [[Catherine]] she should try to see things from his perspective. | ||
* 13 December - Chris reminds people that [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_is_still_for_sale|his mom's BMW on sale]]. | * 13 December - Chris reminds people that [[December_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_is_still_for_sale|his mom's BMW on sale]]. | ||
* 13 December - On his public group, Chris notes that he received an "immature" postcard from a [[troll]]. | |||
* 14 December - Chris lashes out at [[Catherine]] and says he's entitled to a relationship because he's descended from royalty. | * 14 December - Chris lashes out at [[Catherine]] and says he's entitled to a relationship because he's descended from royalty. | ||
* 14 December - Chris thinks that [[trolls]] are [[Open Relationship E-mails#Trolls_are_hacking_his_text_messages|hacking his text messages]]. Meanwhile, he asks Renee to [[Open Relationship E-mails#Modelling_Career|help him in his modelling career]]. | * 14 December - Chris thinks that [[trolls]] are [[Open Relationship E-mails#Trolls_are_hacking_his_text_messages|hacking his text messages]]. Meanwhile, he asks Renee to [[Open Relationship E-mails#Modelling_Career|help him in his modelling career]]. | ||
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* 21 December - Chris and [[Catherine]] exchange text messages; he can't explain what she said that hurt him. | * 21 December - Chris and [[Catherine]] exchange text messages; he can't explain what she said that hurt him. | ||
* 21 December - Chris makes a Facebook comment that he needs friends to be happy. | * 21 December - Chris makes a Facebook comment that he needs friends to be happy. | ||
* 21 December - Chris learns some news that makes him cautiously optimistic about his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], and asserts that [[SEGA|Sega]] employees are a bunch of cowards. | |||
* 22 December - Chris awards his Facebook friends for helping him get through the year (supposedly) by giving them a picture of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]]ified [[Lego]] [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu]] himself. | * 22 December - Chris awards his Facebook friends for helping him get through the year (supposedly) by giving them a picture of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]]ified [[Lego]] [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu]] himself. | ||
* 23 December - Chris sends a text message to [[Catherine]] saying that he still wants to be her friend. | * 23 December - Chris sends a text message to [[Catherine]] saying that he still wants to be her friend. |
Revision as of 03:23, 11 February 2015
December was the twelfth and final month of 2014. At first it seemed like nothing big was going to happen beyond Chris repiercing and later removing the un-clit, moving back into 14 Branchland Court, and, of course, continuing to hate blue-colored arms. But on the day after Christmas, Chris decided to completely ignore common sense and past experience by visiting a GameStop that he was banned from and macing an employee on his way out. He was arrested and spent a weekend in jail.
Events
- 2 December - Chris uploads another video of himself playing Mario Kart 8.
- 3 December - Chris posts a medallion update and states that he and his mother will soon be moving back into their restored home.
- 3 December - On Facebook, Chris explains how and why he came to learn about the blue arms issue.
- 4 December - Chris repierces his taint with gold piercing jewelry. He texts Renee about it.
- 4 December - On his public group, Chris demands that people contact every newspaper in the world about Sonic Boom.
- 5 December - Chris discovers Sonic Boom is getting a second season, and...well, just guess what happens. He urges people to join his protest public group, where he makes a series of angry posts.
- 6 December - Chris posts more idiotic hatred at Sonic Boom, including suggestions for how to protest.
- 6 December - Chris announces on Facebook and eBay that he is moving back to a renovated 14 Branchland Court, and notes that he will not be able to fill orders until the new year.
- 7 December - Chris invites Renee to his house for Christmas and says that Barb is flirting with the movers.
- 9 December - A series of commissions drawn by Chris is uploaded to the forums. One of them is the receiver's OC scissoring Robbie. The thread later reveals that Chris IRL uses a homemade device to hold his duck in, which consists of a strap-on with the dildo removed.
- 9 December - Catherine tells Chris they are not in a relationship. He sends her an email saying he is depressed and angry.
- 9 December - Chris discovers a possible jab made to him in episode 7 of Sonic Boom...and is actually neutral towards it.
- 10 December - Chris sends a raging, mostly ALL-CAPS letter to Sega, begging them to revert Sonic's arms. He couples this with a Facebook post addressed to Sega.
- 10 December - Chris e-mails Renee that he and Catherine are no longer together.
- 11 December - On his public group, Chris posts that he is distressed at the lack of positive news.
- 12 December - Chris tells Catherine he is still very depressed and that she should watch the Care Bears to learn how to be more empathetic.
- 12 December - Chris finally realizes piercing part of his taint isn't such a great idea after all, and as a result removes it completely.
- 13 December - Chris tells Catherine she should try to see things from his perspective.
- 13 December - Chris reminds people that his mom's BMW on sale.
- 13 December - On his public group, Chris notes that he received an "immature" postcard from a troll.
- 14 December - Chris lashes out at Catherine and says he's entitled to a relationship because he's descended from royalty.
- 14 December - Chris thinks that trolls are hacking his text messages. Meanwhile, he asks Renee to help him in his modelling career.
- 15 December - E-mails from Chris to Catherine are leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 15 December - Chris posts on Facebook that he's "feeling crappy".
- 16 December - Pics of the "Relationship Vow" card are leaked on the CWCki Forums, showing Chris's vow to Catherine for their Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners.
- 16 December - Chris extends his protest of Sonic Boom to the Miiverse.
- 17 December - Three apology letters that Chris wrote to Charlottesville Fashion Square, Mary Lee Walsh, and Wal-Mart in August are leaked. Also leaked is a never-before-seen Christmas video filmed in 2004.
- 18 December - Chris posts a long opinion piece on why he hates trolls and the infamous Nintendo eShop game Meme Run.
- 18 December - It is leaked on the CWCki Forums that Bob had hired gal-pals for Chris, and that Anna McLerran was trying to dislodge Catherine, appealing to Catherine's humanity.
- 19 December - Chris uploads to his Facebook public group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!, dozens of photos of Sonic with his blue arms painted tan by Chris himself.
- 20 December - Chris tells Renee that he'll be having a neutral Christmas.
- 21 December - Chris announces 14 Branchland Court will not be ready to move back into by C-Mas. He posts links to give him presents, gift cards, or PayPal money--and even gives suggestions for joke presents.
- 21 December - Chris again begs his Facebook friends to buy his mom's car from Craigslist. He admits that the price is unreasonable, but that it was Barb's idea.
- 21 December - Chris and Catherine exchange text messages; he can't explain what she said that hurt him.
- 21 December - Chris makes a Facebook comment that he needs friends to be happy.
- 21 December - Chris learns some news that makes him cautiously optimistic about his Sonic Boom Protests, and asserts that Sega employees are a bunch of cowards.
- 22 December - Chris awards his Facebook friends for helping him get through the year (supposedly) by giving them a picture of CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGICified Lego Wild Sonichu and Sonichu himself.
- 23 December - Chris sends a text message to Catherine saying that he still wants to be her friend.
- 24 December - Christmas Eve. Chris tells Renee he's feeling extremely depressed.
- 25 December - Christmas. Chris texts Renee that he's depressed and that he wanted either a sweetheart or a "Magical Transformation" of himself into a woman.
- 26 December - Possibly the busiest day in Chris's life since graduation. He goes to Fashion Square Shopping Mall and visits GameStop where he vandalizes a Sonic Boom display and pepper-sprays an employee. The police are called and he is arrested.
- 27 December - Chris's anti-Sonic Boom Facebook group gets a taste of what will occur the next few days--a bombardment of trolls, weens and jokesters mocking Chris.
- 28 December - Chris is confirmed to be held in Albemarle Regional Jail, awaiting an initial hearing for his crimes two days earlier.
- 29 December - Chris's initial hearing takes place. The case is continued, to be heard again on February 5, 2015. Chris also posts bail and is released from jail.
- 29 December - On Facebook, Chris explains in great detail that nothing he did on the 26th was his fault, and that the Sonic Boom Protests should continue.
- 29 December - Nash from Radio Dead Air looks at the GameStop incident on a What the Fuck is Wrong with You? segment.
- 31 December - New Year's Eve.
The Commissions Gallery
- Main article: Commissions
Commissioner's OC, à la Chris.
It's nice to know Chris's sense of humor hasn't changed, over the years.
Something about this scene looks a little familiar...
Chris: still a staple of women's rights.
Remember, kids, vandalism is way past cool!
Annnnd walls of text.
Is she scissoring his butthole?