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[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|On '''March 18 2009''', we learn that Chris has been playing [[Eye of Judgement]] recently.]]
[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|On '''18 March 2009''', we learned that Chris was playing [[The Eye of Judgement]].]]
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|On '''March 26 2009''', we get a sneak peak at [[Sonichu Special 1]].]]
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|On '''26 March 2009''', we got a sneak peak at [[Sonichu Special 1]].]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|On '''March 27 2009''', Chris gave us a tour of his [[house]].]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|On '''27 March 2009''', Chris gave us a tour of his [[house]].]]
''([[Da update/Archive:March 2009|Archived version here.]])''
''([[Da update/Archive:March 2009|Archived version here.]])''


'''March 2009''' starts with the conclusion of the [[Julie|Julie Saga]] when it is revealed to [[Chris]] that Julie is actually a thirteen year old boy, known as [[BlueSpike]]. Chris doesn't let this put him down, however, and shortly after this fiasco he gets in touch with [[Emily]]. His short relationship with her climaxes during a date between the two, Chris being accompanied by his father. During this date, Emily is taken off by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], and the next day she calls Chris to say that she has decided that she doesn't want any romantic relations with him. During this phone call Clyde Cash also breaks in, severely scaring the Chandler family. March ends with Chris finding himself a new sweetheart, [[Ivy]], and during the month's last week Chris produces several videos that he dedicates to her. Leading up to the last days of March, Chris also starts showing more and more rage towards Clyde Cash, and in the end he even announces that he will leave [[YouTube]] for ever.
'''March''' was the third month of [[2009]]. It started with the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, where [[BlueSpike]] put [[Chris]] through an hour of emotional (and [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|physical]]) abuse and revealed he was Chris's girlfriend the whole time.
 
Chris doesn't let this put him down, however, and shortly after this fiasco he gets in touch with [[Emily]]. His short relationship with her climaxes during a date between the two, Chris being accompanied by his father. During this date, Emily is taken off by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], and the next day she calls Chris to say that she has decided that she doesn't want any romantic relations with him. During this phone call Clyde Cash also breaks in, severely scaring the Chandler family.
 
March ends with Chris finding himself a new sweetheart, [[Ivy]], and during the month's last week Chris produces several videos that he dedicates to her. Leading up to the last days of March, Chris also starts showing more and more rage towards Clyde Cash, and in the end he even announces that he will leave [[YouTube]] for ever.
 
This could arguably be considered the most eventful month in Christory, with Chris starting/ending relationships with [[Julie|three]] [[Emily|different]] [[Ivy|sweethearts]].


==Events of March 2009==
==Events of March 2009==
* March 1 - An [[ED]] troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the [[Sex tape|sex doll video]] claims to have sent the postcards to [[Bob Chandler]], who supposedly then confiscating Chris's tools for making videos.
* '''1 March''' - An [[ED]] troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sex doll video]] claims to have sent the postcards to [[Bob Chandler]], who then briefly confiscated Chris's tools for making videos.
* March 3 - [[Julie|Julie's]] fake brother, [[Max]], gains control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatens to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris is coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]] and shoving pieces of his [[Sonichu medallion]] up his butt before he is allowed to speak to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been [[BlueSpike]], a thirteen-year-old boy in league with [[Clyde Cash]].
* '''3 March''' - [[Julie]]'s fake brother, [[Max]], gains control of Chris's [[PlayStation Network]] account, and during an hour-long audio session threatens to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris is coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]] and shoving pieces of his [[Sonichu medallion]] up his butt before he is allowed to speak to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been [[BlueSpike]], a thirteen-year-old boy in league with [[Clyde Cash]].
* March 4 - Chris' [[Mumble 11|eleventh Mumble chat]]. Discusses being ill, [[BlueSpike|BlueSpike/Julie/Max]]'s deception (Bluespike plays an active part in the chat), getting his accounts & website back and recreating a new [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]].
* '''4 March'''
* March 4 - A Troll on [[ED]] posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by hanging himself with a wireless PS3 controller.
** Chris' [[Mumble 11|eleventh Mumble chat]]. He discusses being ill, BlueSpike (who played an active part in the chat) and his deception, getting his accounts and website back, and creating a new [[medallion]].
* March 4 - '''Video''' Chris publishes [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|new video]] on YouTube, claiming he has been sick. He demands that his fans badger the user known as [[BlueSpike]].
** A troll on ED posts a fake newspaper clipping, claiming Chris has committed suicide by hanging himself with a wireless PS3 controller.
* March 5 - Chris's [[Mumble 12|twelfth and final Mumble chat]]. Chris is still ill, [[Clyde]] reveals that he killed [[BlueSpike]] for Chris's [[Christian Love Day|birthday]], and the mayorship of [[CWCville]] is discussed.
** Chris publishes a [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|video]] on YouTube, stating he has been sick. He demands that his fans badger the user known as [[BlueSpike]].
* March 8 - The [[Family Guy]] episode "Family Gay" premieres, in which Leviticus 18:22 is mentioned as condemning homosexuality.
* '''5 March''' - Chris's [[Mumble 12|twelfth and final Mumble chat]]. Chris is still ill, [[Clyde]] reveals that he killed [[BlueSpike]] for Chris's [[Christian Love Day|birthday]], and the mayorship of CWCville is discussed.
* March 10 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|reads aloud]] from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that [[How to Talk to Girls‎|9 year-olds can get more dates than he can]].
* '''8 March''' - The [[Family Guy]] episode "Family Gay" premieres, in which Leviticus 18:22 is mentioned as condemning homosexuality.
* March 12 - '''Video''' Chris posts [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|a mysterious video]], addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number.
* '''10 March''' - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|reads aloud]] from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that [[How to Talk to Girls‎|9 year-olds can get more dates than he can]].
* March 15 - [[Robert Simmons V]] visits Chris at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]. There is an [[Church audio|audio recording]] of this event.
* '''12 March''' - Chris posts [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|a mysterious video]], addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number.
* March 16 - '''Video''' Chris [[Apology to Emily|apologizes]] to [[Emily]] for not attending their planned meeting.
* '''15 March''' - [[Robert Simmons V]] [[Church Visit|visits Chris]] at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].
* March 16 - '''Video''' Chris [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologizes]] for his bad behavior at The GAMe PLACe in [[2008]].
* '''16 March''' - Chris [[Apology to Emily|apologizes]] to both [[Emily]] for not attending their planned meeting, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|and to]] [[The GAMe PLACe]] for his bad behavior in [[2008]].
* March 18 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|talks]] about [[Eye of Judgement]] and first mentions [[Ivy]].
* '''c. 17-18 March''' - [[Ivy]], wanting to surprise a friend through a video shout-out, calls the Chandler household to speak with Chris. After 30 minutes of grilling from Barb, Chris comes on and eventually agrees.
* March 19 - Chris is chaperoned by his father for a date with [[Emily]]. However, at the conclusion of this date Chris sees Emily walking off with someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
* '''18 March''' - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|talks]] about [[The Eye of Judgement]], and shouts out Ivy and her college friend Rachel.
* March 19 - '''Video''' Chris posts an updated version of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|last video]]. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named [[Ivy]] and Rachel.  
* '''19 March'''
* March 20 - '''Video''' Christian posts a [[CWC's Message for Ivy|video message]] for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
** Chris is chaperoned by his father for [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|a date]] with [[Emily]] at the [[mall]]. However, at the conclusion of this date, Chris sees Emily walking off with someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]].
* March 26 - '''Video''' Christian posts his own music video for the song [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]]. Comic pages from what is now known as [[Sonichu Special 1]] are incorporated into the video.
** Clyde Cash sends a group of [[Hooker incident|prostitutes]] to the Chandler household to strip Chris of his hated [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]. However, Chris starts crying and his parents turn the hookers in to the police.
* March 26 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|complains]] that [[Megan]] has been having trouble from the [[trolls]].
** Chris posts an updated version of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|last video]], giving a clearer shout-out to gal-pals Ivy and Rachel as well as a warning towards the Pickle Man.
* March 27 - '''Video''' In a two-part video, Chris gives a [[Tour of Christian's House|tour]] of his [[house]] and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed with junk.
* '''20 March''' - Christian posts a [[CWC's Message for Ivy|video message]] for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
* March 27 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|rages]] at [[Clyde Cash]], threatening to call the [[Jerkops|police]].
* '''26 March'''
* March 28 - '''Video''' Chris uploads his second music video for [[Ivy]], featuring the song [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Loving You]].
** Christian posts his own music video for the song [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]]. Comic pages from what is now known as [[Sonichu Special 1]] are incorporated into the video.
* March 29 - '''Video''' Chris sings the [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting song]].
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|complains]] that [[Megan]] has been having trouble from the trolls.
* March 30 - '''Video''' Chris [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|demands]] the removal of his [[ED]] article. He later uploads an extended version of the video.
* '''27 March'''
* March 30 - '''Video''' Chris [[Secret Weapon|claims]] to have obtained the mugshot of [[Clyde Cash]]. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
** In a two-part video, Chris gives a [[Tour of Christian's House|tour]] of his [[house]] and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed with junk.
* March 30 - '''Video''' Chris announces he is [[YouTube Finale|leaving YouTube forever]]. Or maybe just until 9 April.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|rages]] at Clyde Cash, threatening to call the [[Jerkops|police]].
* '''28 March''' - Chris uploads his second music video for [[Ivy]], featuring the song [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Lovin' You]].
* '''29 March''' - Chris sings the [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting song]].
* '''30 March'''
** Chris [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|demands]] the removal of his ED article. He later uploads an extended version of the video.
** Chris [[Secret Weapon|claims]] to have obtained the mugshot of Clyde Cash. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
** Chris announces he is [[YouTube Finale|leaving YouTube forever]].


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Latest revision as of 10:43, 13 December 2023

On 18 March 2009, we learned that Chris was playing The Eye of Judgement.
On 26 March 2009, we got a sneak peak at Sonichu Special 1.
On 27 March 2009, Chris gave us a tour of his house.

(Archived version here.)

March was the third month of 2009. It started with the infamous Julie Reveals Herself call, where BlueSpike put Chris through an hour of emotional (and physical) abuse and revealed he was Chris's girlfriend the whole time.

Chris doesn't let this put him down, however, and shortly after this fiasco he gets in touch with Emily. His short relationship with her climaxes during a date between the two, Chris being accompanied by his father. During this date, Emily is taken off by the Man in the Pickle Suit, and the next day she calls Chris to say that she has decided that she doesn't want any romantic relations with him. During this phone call Clyde Cash also breaks in, severely scaring the Chandler family.

March ends with Chris finding himself a new sweetheart, Ivy, and during the month's last week Chris produces several videos that he dedicates to her. Leading up to the last days of March, Chris also starts showing more and more rage towards Clyde Cash, and in the end he even announces that he will leave YouTube for ever.

This could arguably be considered the most eventful month in Christory, with Chris starting/ending relationships with three different sweethearts.

Events of March 2009

  • 1 March - An ED troll who produced postcards from screencaps of the sex doll video claims to have sent the postcards to Bob Chandler, who then briefly confiscated Chris's tools for making videos.
  • 3 March - Julie's fake brother, Max, gains control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatens to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris is coerced into declaring BILLY MAYS to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving pieces of his Sonichu medallion up his butt before he is allowed to speak to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been BlueSpike, a thirteen-year-old boy in league with Clyde Cash.
  • 4 March
    • Chris' eleventh Mumble chat. He discusses being ill, BlueSpike (who played an active part in the chat) and his deception, getting his accounts and website back, and creating a new medallion.
    • A troll on ED posts a fake newspaper clipping, claiming Chris has committed suicide by hanging himself with a wireless PS3 controller.
    • Chris publishes a video on YouTube, stating he has been sick. He demands that his fans badger the user known as BlueSpike.
  • 5 March - Chris's twelfth and final Mumble chat. Chris is still ill, Clyde reveals that he killed BlueSpike for Chris's birthday, and the mayorship of CWCville is discussed.
  • 8 March - The Family Guy episode "Family Gay" premieres, in which Leviticus 18:22 is mentioned as condemning homosexuality.
  • 10 March - Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
  • 12 March - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number.
  • 15 March - Robert Simmons V visits Chris at his church.
  • 16 March - Chris apologizes to both Emily for not attending their planned meeting, and to The GAMe PLACe for his bad behavior in 2008.
  • c. 17-18 March - Ivy, wanting to surprise a friend through a video shout-out, calls the Chandler household to speak with Chris. After 30 minutes of grilling from Barb, Chris comes on and eventually agrees.
  • 18 March - Chris talks about The Eye of Judgement, and shouts out Ivy and her college friend Rachel.
  • 19 March
    • Chris is chaperoned by his father for a date with Emily at the mall. However, at the conclusion of this date, Chris sees Emily walking off with someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
    • Clyde Cash sends a group of prostitutes to the Chandler household to strip Chris of his hated virginity. However, Chris starts crying and his parents turn the hookers in to the police.
    • Chris posts an updated version of his last video, giving a clearer shout-out to gal-pals Ivy and Rachel as well as a warning towards the Pickle Man.
  • 20 March - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
  • 26 March
  • 27 March
    • In a two-part video, Chris gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed with junk.
    • Chris rages at Clyde Cash, threatening to call the police.
  • 28 March - Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Lovin' You.
  • 29 March - Chris sings the farting song.
  • 30 March
    • Chris demands the removal of his ED article. He later uploads an extended version of the video.
    • Chris claims to have obtained the mugshot of Clyde Cash. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
    • Chris announces he is leaving YouTube forever.



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