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[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]] | [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's mugshot, 2021]] | ||
'''2021''' was the thirteenth year since Chris's discovery, and the year when the shit finally hit the fan once it came to light that Chris told [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll]] that [[Incest|he'd been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother, and likely resulting in prison time. | '''2021''' was the thirteenth year since Chris's discovery, and the year when the shit finally hit the fan, once it came to light that Chris told [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll]] that [[Incest|he'd been having a sexual relationship with his own mother]]. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother, and likely resulting in serious prison time. | ||
The year marks the 30th anniversary of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' franchise, and 14 years since the discovery of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] and the world of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. | The year marks the 30th anniversary of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' franchise, and 14 years since the discovery of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] and the world of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. | ||
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[[Cryzel Rosechu]] will also turn 18 this year, meaning that Chris will no longer be a technical [[pedofork]] in his [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[imaginary friends]], although with the threat of spending time in the big house, that's now the least of Chris's worries. | [[Cryzel Rosechu]] will also turn 18 this year, meaning that Chris will no longer be a technical [[pedofork]] in his [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[imaginary friends]], although with the threat of spending time in the big house, that's now the least of Chris's worries. | ||
== January 2021 == | ==January 2021== | ||
{{main|January 2021}} | {{main|January 2021}} | ||
Chris stayed quiet during the first month of the year, with his activity largely limited to tweeting about the [[Dimensional Merge]]. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, [[Larry Vaughn]], into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. [[Joe Biden]], the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. | Chris stayed quiet during the first month of the year, with his activity largely limited to tweeting about the [[Dimensional Merge]]. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, [[Larry Vaughn]], into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. [[Joe Biden]], the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. | ||
== February 2021 == | ==February 2021== | ||
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|Chris in February 2021]] | [[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|Chris in February 2021]] | ||
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The [[Watchmen]] revealed that Chris was planning to use a taser to stun his magic stones, in an attempt to activate the Merge. Chris turned [[Chris's birthday|39 years old]] on 24 February, and finally ended his nearly-year-long act of [[Spirit possession|being "possessed" by]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] a day later after [[KwaiiSandbag calls|being convinced to do so]] by an enabler called KwaiiSandbag. | The [[Watchmen]] revealed that Chris was planning to use a taser to stun his magic stones, in an attempt to activate the Merge. Chris turned [[Chris's birthday|39 years old]] on 24 February, and finally ended his nearly-year-long act of [[Spirit possession|being "possessed" by]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] a day later after [[KwaiiSandbag calls|being convinced to do so]] by an enabler called KwaiiSandbag. | ||
== March 2021 == | ==March 2021== | ||
{{main|March 2021}} | {{main|March 2021}} | ||
Chris announced that he had [[A Medium's Guidance|consulted a medium]] for spiritual advice. Chris would also continue talking with [[KwaiiSandbag]] this month, before cutting all contact with him after he admitted to not being a real psychic. Chris also accidentally damaged the [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|Dodge Caravan]] [[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender|after backing into a big rig trailer]]. | Chris announced that he had [[A Medium's Guidance|consulted a medium]] for spiritual advice. Chris would also continue talking with [[KwaiiSandbag]] this month, before cutting all contact with him after he admitted to not being a real psychic. Chris also accidentally damaged the [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|Dodge Caravan]] [[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender|after backing into a big rig trailer]]. | ||
== April 2021 == | ==April 2021== | ||
[[File:Chris car April 2021-1.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in April 2021]] | [[File:Chris car April 2021-1.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in April 2021]] | ||
{{main|April 2021}} | {{main|April 2021}} | ||
Chris and Barb received doses of the Pfizer [[COVID-19]] vaccination. Aside from this, Chris remained mostly quiet this month, with his activity largely consisting of miscellaneous [[April 2021 social media posts|social media posts]] on [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]]. | Chris and Barb received doses of the Pfizer [[COVID-19]] vaccination. Aside from this, Chris remained mostly quiet this month, with his activity largely consisting of miscellaneous [[April 2021 social media posts|social media posts]] on [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]]. | ||
== May 2021 == | |||
==May 2021== | |||
[[File:Barb-Instagram-4.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris creepily ogling Barb in May 2021.]] | [[File:Barb-Instagram-4.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris creepily ogling Barb in May 2021.]] | ||
{{main|May 2021}} | {{main|May 2021}} | ||
Chris celebrated Mother's Day this month by releasing an odd photograph of himself and Barb together. Chris would record [[Twitter Voice Clip|an audio clip]] of himself vocalizing his voice on [[Twitter]], and would also record [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|a video]] of himself covering "{{w|I'll Be Your Mirror}}" by {{w|The Velvet Underground}} as an effort to promote [[Warhol / Chris Chan|a book about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris]]. | Chris celebrated Mother's Day this month by releasing an odd (and, in hindsight, disturbing) photograph of himself and Barb together. Chris would record [[Twitter Voice Clip|an audio clip]] of himself vocalizing his voice on [[Twitter]], and would also record [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|a video]] of himself covering "{{w|I'll Be Your Mirror}}" by {{w|The Velvet Underground}} as an effort to promote [[Warhol / Chris Chan|a book about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris]]. | ||
== June 2021 == | ==June 2021== | ||
[[File:ChrisJune2021.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris in June 2021]] | [[File:ChrisJune2021.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris in June 2021]] | ||
{{main|June 2021}} | {{main|June 2021}} | ||
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Allegedly, this was the month in which Chris began to engage in [[incest]] with [[Barb|his mother]] - news of this would not break for over a month. From then until Chris's emergency protective order in late July, they had sex every third night.<ref name="admission">[[Incest#Transcript|Incest Discussion]]</ref> | Allegedly, this was the month in which Chris began to engage in [[incest]] with [[Barb|his mother]] - news of this would not break for over a month. From then until Chris's emergency protective order in late July, they had sex every third night.<ref name="admission">[[Incest#Transcript|Incest Discussion]]</ref> | ||
Aside from this, [[Null]] also announced on the [[Kiwi Farms | Aside from this, [[Null]] also announced on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that Chris would be attending [[Everfree Northwest]], a [[My Little Pony]] [[convention]] held in Seattle, Washington, in [[August 2021]]. | ||
== July 2021 == | ==July 2021== | ||
[[File:ChrisJuly2021.jpg|thumb|350px|Chris in July 2021]] | [[File:ChrisJuly2021.jpg|thumb|350px|Chris in July 2021]] | ||
{{main|July 2021}} | {{main|July 2021}} | ||
However, on | The month began quite promisingly, with Chris actually fulfilling artwork commissions and video requests related to his trip to attend Everfree Northwest, though one of his pet dogs, [[Snoopy]], passed on the 15th. | ||
However, on the 29th, the month and Christory as a whole would see an unexpected and disturbing turn of events, as an audio clip of Chris admitting to having incestuous sexual intercourse with [[Barbara]] was leaked. After a welfare check was conducted on [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris was given an emergency protective order on July 30th to leave the premises of the house immediately, while Barbara was taken to a hospital. The following day on July 31st, Chris stole $750 from Barbara's bank account, resulting in [[Null]] cutting all ties with him. | |||
Chris's attendance ticket to Everfree Northwest was also revoked by the convention, and Null also began the process of refunding those who donated to the GoFundMe Fundraiser this month. | Chris's attendance ticket to Everfree Northwest was also revoked by the convention, and Null also began the process of refunding those who donated to the GoFundMe Fundraiser this month. | ||
== August 2021 == | ==August 2021== | ||
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in August 2021]] | [[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in August 2021]] | ||
{{main|August 2021}} | {{main|August 2021}} | ||
The month began with Chris getting arrested outside a hotel, with various weens and [[Ethan Ralph]] in attendance livestreaming. He was jailed without bond and charged with incest. While Chris was in jail, his license plates were soon stolen by a [[ween]]. | The month began with Chris getting arrested outside a hotel, with various weens and [[Ethan Ralph]] in attendance livestreaming. He was jailed without bond and charged with incest. While Chris was in jail, his license plates were soon stolen by a [[ween]]. | ||
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The case was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcT9cENf4kg|briefly featured on Fox News], exposing him to millions of boomers. A week later, Everfree Northwest, the My Little Pony convention Chris had planned on attending, took place without him. | The case was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcT9cENf4kg|briefly featured on Fox News], exposing him to millions of boomers. A week later, Everfree Northwest, the My Little Pony convention Chris had planned on attending, took place without him. | ||
==September 2021== | |||
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Chris's next court date will occur on September 16. | |||
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2021 was the thirteenth year since Chris's discovery, and the year when the shit finally hit the fan, once it came to light that Chris told a troll that he'd been having a sexual relationship with his own mother. This revelation very quickly destabilized everything about Chris's life, separating him from his house and mother, and likely resulting in serious prison time.
The year marks the 30th anniversary of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and 14 years since the discovery of Chris and the world of Sonichu.
Barbara turns 80 years old on 1 October, if she manages to live that long.
6 September will mark a decade since the passing of Bob Chandler, and the same month will also mark twenty years since Chris's firing from his last real job.
Cryzel Rosechu will also turn 18 this year, meaning that Chris will no longer be a technical pedofork in his polyamorous marriage with his imaginary friends, although with the threat of spending time in the big house, that's now the least of Chris's worries.
January 2021
- Main article: January 2021
Chris stayed quiet during the first month of the year, with his activity largely limited to tweeting about the Dimensional Merge. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, Larry Vaughn, into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding Donald Trump.
February 2021
- Main article: February 2021
The Watchmen revealed that Chris was planning to use a taser to stun his magic stones, in an attempt to activate the Merge. Chris turned 39 years old on 24 February, and finally ended his nearly-year-long act of being "possessed" by Sonichu a day later after being convinced to do so by an enabler called KwaiiSandbag.
March 2021
- Main article: March 2021
Chris announced that he had consulted a medium for spiritual advice. Chris would also continue talking with KwaiiSandbag this month, before cutting all contact with him after he admitted to not being a real psychic. Chris also accidentally damaged the Dodge Caravan after backing into a big rig trailer.
April 2021
- Main article: April 2021
Chris and Barb received doses of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccination. Aside from this, Chris remained mostly quiet this month, with his activity largely consisting of miscellaneous social media posts on Twitter and Instagram.
May 2021
- Main article: May 2021
Chris celebrated Mother's Day this month by releasing an odd (and, in hindsight, disturbing) photograph of himself and Barb together. Chris would record an audio clip of himself vocalizing his voice on Twitter, and would also record a video of himself covering "I'll Be Your Mirror" by The Velvet Underground as an effort to promote a book about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris.
June 2021
- Main article: June 2021
Chris started off the month by starting the tradition of posting Tarot cards on Twitter every day, before uploading Birthday Greetings to Devin, and a video of him playing with his cat Sylvia later in the month. Chris also begged for money for a new car, and made a series of tweets claiming that the TooManyGames 2018 convention incident was a supposed setup by the organizer of the event and the trolls.
Allegedly, this was the month in which Chris began to engage in incest with his mother - news of this would not break for over a month. From then until Chris's emergency protective order in late July, they had sex every third night.[1]
Aside from this, Null also announced on the Kiwi Farms that Chris would be attending Everfree Northwest, a My Little Pony convention held in Seattle, Washington, in August 2021.
July 2021
- Main article: July 2021
The month began quite promisingly, with Chris actually fulfilling artwork commissions and video requests related to his trip to attend Everfree Northwest, though one of his pet dogs, Snoopy, passed on the 15th.
However, on the 29th, the month and Christory as a whole would see an unexpected and disturbing turn of events, as an audio clip of Chris admitting to having incestuous sexual intercourse with Barbara was leaked. After a welfare check was conducted on 14 Branchland Court, Chris was given an emergency protective order on July 30th to leave the premises of the house immediately, while Barbara was taken to a hospital. The following day on July 31st, Chris stole $750 from Barbara's bank account, resulting in Null cutting all ties with him.
Chris's attendance ticket to Everfree Northwest was also revoked by the convention, and Null also began the process of refunding those who donated to the GoFundMe Fundraiser this month.
August 2021
- Main article: August 2021
The month began with Chris getting arrested outside a hotel, with various weens and Ethan Ralph in attendance livestreaming. He was jailed without bond and charged with incest. While Chris was in jail, his license plates were soon stolen by a ween.
In his first court appearance, represented by Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg, Chris interrupted the judge multiple times and demanded to be allowed to pick up his things from 14 Branchland Court. He was denied bond, and his next court date set for September 16th, 2021.
The case was featured on Fox News, exposing him to millions of boomers. A week later, Everfree Northwest, the My Little Pony convention Chris had planned on attending, took place without him.
September 2021
- Main article: September 2021
Chris's next court date will occur on September 16.
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