April 2009

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On 14 April 2009, Chris mass debates for Vanessa Hudgens.

On 16 April 2009, footage is leaked of Chris wearing butt garments.

On 19 April 2009, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK hits the stores.

On 28 April 2009, the Giant Penis emerges.

April was the fourth month of 2009. Chris became strongly in love with his sweetheart Ivy. Although previously stating that he would quit YouTube forever, Chris returned to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploaded several videos for Ivy, and also drew her a few comics, both of which were typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continued, Chris was suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerged of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. Chris showed great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposed marriage to her. Chris ended the month in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.

Events of April 2009

• Sometime this month - Chris attempts to visit The GAMe PLACe in an attempt to buy Eye of Judgment cards, while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if Michael said he could come back.
• 1 April - Encyclopedia Dramatica takes their Chris-Chan page offline, as part of an April Fool's Day prank.
• 2 April - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
• 3 April - The Chris-Chan people article returns to ED.
• 5 April
  • A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
  • Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez, apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
  • Son-Chu was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of October 2010 had not received one.
• 6 April
  • Chris chats with Joshua Martinez, posing as Vanessa Hudgens, about a movie she wants Chris to star in.
  • Chris purchases the cwcville.com domain.
  • TheCWCvilleLibrary is created on YouTube and eventually becomes a popular archive of Chris's videos.
• 9 April
  • Chris's Sonichu site is restored at cwcville.com.
  • Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris announces cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
• 11 April - Chris writes a "Dating Education Exam."
• 12 April
  • Chris announces the impending completion of Episode 19.
  • Chris uploads a new YouTube video, with him greeting Ivy, and her hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
  • Chris kisses his sex doll with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
  • Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the Bunny Hop.
  • Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
• 14 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 2 with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up mass debating to Vanessa.
• 16 April
  • Clyde Cash releases Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens on YouTube.
  • The Miscreants leak several videos of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.
  • Vanessa AIM Chat 3 with Martinez takes place. Chris resists Vanessa's sexual advances, but he does talk about his sex-dolls.
• 17 April
  • Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's "face."
  • Chris uploads a video in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on 14 April. He cites the Bible.
• 19 April
  • The August 2007 video of Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse, once thought to be lost media, is recovered by AVDierten.
  • The Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK is informally released.
  • Vanessa AIM Chat 4 with Martinez takes place. He mainly talks about his love for Ivy.
• 20 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 5 with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at James Madison University, where he and Martinez previously took speech therapy lessons.
• 21 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 6 with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
• 22 April
  • Chris creates a new Quiz: Christian Weston Chandler.
  • Chris creates a new Quiz: CWC Random Humor.
  • Chris creates a new Quiz: Sonichu Quiz from CWC.
  • Vanessa AIM Chat 7 with Martinez takes place. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
• 23 April - Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.
• 24 April
  • Chris uploads his marriage proposal to Ivy.
  • Chris uploads an old try-out for his PS-Eye.
  • Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.
• 27 April
  • The Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named Power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
  • Vanessa AIM Chat 8 with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
• 28 April
  • Chris creates a new Quiz: CWC's Dating Education Exam.
  • The Miscreants publish the Giant Penis Comic.
  • Chris uploads ECV 00095, in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from 16 April, by way of explaining why he drinks his semen and shits his pants.
  • Chris uploads a second video, ECV 00096, explaining that he only did that stuff in the 16 April footage because a real live girl asked him to do it, which makes it okay. He insists Ivy is real and that he will have sex with her.
• 29 April - Chris apologizes for being so slow with the comic.
• 30 April
  • Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
  • Vanessa AIM Chat 9 with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.