January 2009

On January 8 2009, Chris shows us his fangs.

On January 17 2009, Chris adresses Shigeru Miyamoto.

On January 18 2009, Chris crushes his vibrator to show that he is straight.

On January 20 2009 we get to see a special powerpoint.

Christian Weston Chandler spent most of his time in January 2009 under the assumption that Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé of Nintendo were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of video games based on Sonichu. This hoax primarily involved having Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé asking Chris about his background, forcing Chris to explain away things like the information on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. When asked to travel to Nintendo of America headquarters in Redmond, Washington, Chris continually stalled, until he finally disappeared from the Internet for several days in late January, raising questions about whether he was really dumb enough to travel cross-country. However, his claims to have visited "Red Mond" were quickly exposed, and the Sonichu Alpha project collapsed shortly thereafter.

During this month Chris's website, Sonichu.net would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch Sonichu.info, which was then also immediately hacked.

On 5 January Chris completed Episode 18, the long-awaited "Spring Break" feature of Sonichu #8, after being prompted by the suicide of Ryan Cash. Ryan's brother Clyde would emerge this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge. In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life, to give Chris an archenemy to rail against.

Events of January 2009

• January 1 - Chris posts on the Sonichu Girls forum about his fangs and Rosechu's stripping protest. He tells them that he is straight and to censor the word "gay."
• January 2 - Sonichu Home Club meeting on PlayStation Online.
• January 2 - In a fan chat, Chris talks about the upcoming new issue of Sonichu.
• January 2 - Chris tells the Sonichu Girls forum about the upcoming insertion of Sonichu and Rosechu into Animal Crossing, and asks them if they would approve of Rosechu's stripping protest.
• January 2 - Chris asks the Sonichu Girls for suggestions about the new Zapina character.
• January 2 - Chris tells the Sonichu Girls on their forum that he will fuck the first one who makes it to his house.
• January 3 - In another fan chat, Chris talks to several members from Sonichu Girls.
• January 3 - On the Sonichu Girls forum, Chris backs away from his previous offer and says he is committed to losing his virginity with Panda.
• January 4 - In a chat with Julie and Panda, Chris is forced to choose between the two. He chooses Panda.
• January 4 - First of the BlueSpike Skype conversations takes place.
• January 5 - Chris tells Sonichu Girl "Rosechu" that Panda is not a troll.
• January 5 - Episode 18, the second and final part of Sonichu #8, is published.
• January 6 - Video Chris announces Sonichu and Rosechu will be in Animal Crossing.
• January 6 - First of the Gregg Mays E-mails is sent.
• January 8 - Chris tells the Sonichu Girls forum that he had been confused about whether or not Julie was a troll. He also invites them to play Animal Crossing with him.
• January 8 - Sonichu.net hacked for the first time by Gregg Mays.
• January 8 - Video Chris threatens Mays with his "lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z". He also shows his fangs.
• January 9 - Chris asks the Sonichu Girls for their Wii Numbers.
• January 12 - Video Chris announces that he is straight, and that Sonichu.net is up again.
• January 12 - Chris updates the Tripod version of CWC's Sonichu Site!
• January 14 - Chris announces to the Sonichu Girls his plan to make an R-rated sub-domain on his Sonichu site, and welcomes nude fan art.
• January 15 - Chris announces on Sonichu.net that the site has been restored, except for the Bionicle site.
• January 15 - Video Chris publicly denounces the ED page.
• January 16 - Chris announces to the Sonichu Girls forum that he is switching from Sonichu.net to Sonichu.info.
• January 17 - Video Chris addresses Shigeru Miyamoto.
• January 17 - Chris makes his last post to the Sonichu Girls forum, saying that his Sonichu site has been hacked and praying that God will kill Jason Kendrick Howell.
• January 18 - Video Chris proves he's straight by stomping on his vibrator. He threatens the trolls.
• January 18 - Sonichu.net hacked by someone going by the name Clyde Cash, the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased Ryan Cash.
• January 18 - Chris threatens Jason Kendrick Howell over the phone.
• January 19 - Chris publishes video about Sonichu.net being hacked. He announces Sonichu.info to be his new site.
• January 19 - Video Chris tells Clyde to get over the death of his brother.
• January 19 - Sonichu.info hacked.
• January 20 - Chris updates and completes his "The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint.
• January 20 - In a fan chat, Chris is shouted at by Clyde Cash and BILLY MAYS. He accidentally admits owning "numbers of pairs of dirty, crapped briefs."
• January 21 - Video Chris denounces Sonichu.net and Sonichu.info. He refers to a recent chat in which he revealed information about his elementary-school principal, but insists that information will not be used to turn him gay.
• January 21 - In a chat with Clyde Cash and Pandahalo, they tell Chris that Clyde has raped Panda, and that she is now expecting a baby.
• January 22 - Chris claims to have left for Redmond, Washington, and disappears for a few days.
• January 23 - The CWChronology is founded.
• January 25 - The new CWCki, with Media Wiki software, is released.
• January 26 - Video Chris makes the unlikely claim that he has returned from spending several days in Red Mond with Miyamoto. He quickly takes the video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
• January 27 - Last of the Gregg Mays E-mails is sent.
• January 30 - Video Chris admits Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee Reggie Fils-Aimé.
• January 31 - Chris takes last video offline.
• January 31 - Video Chris retracts the 30 January video and apologizes for his behavior.
• January 31 - Chris's First Mumble Fan Chat. He speaks on homos, wanting to be a woman, arguing with & not loving his dad and other topics.