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[[Image:Vanessa-hudgens.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 14''', Chris [[mass debate|mass debates]] for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].]]
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[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 16 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]].]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|On '''April 19 2009''', [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] hits the stores.]]
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 28 2009''', the [[Giant Penis Comic|Giant Penis]] emerges.]]


Throughout '''April 2009''', Chris is strongly in love with his sweetheart [[Ivy]]. Although previously stating that he would quit [[YouTube]] forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.
[[Image:Vanessa-hudgens.jpg|thumb|right|On '''14 April 2009''', Chris [[mass debate|mass debates]] for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|right|On '''16 April 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]].]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|On '''19 April 2009''', [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] hits the stores.]]
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|On '''28 April 2009''', the [[Giant Penis Comic|Giant Penis]] emerges.]]
 
'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2009]]. Chris became strongly in love with his sweetheart [[Ivy]]. Although [[YouTube Finale|previously stating]] that he would quit [[YouTube]] forever, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|returns to the video-site]] within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.


==Events of April 2009==
==Events of April 2009==
 
* '''Sometime this month''' - Chris attempts to visit [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to buy [[Eye of Judgment]] cards, while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if [[Michael Snyder|Michael]] said he could come back.
*Sometime this month - Chris attempts to visit the Game Place in an attempt to buy Eye of Judgment cards while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if Michael said he could come back.
* '''1 April''' - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] takes their Chris-Chan page offline, as part of an April Fool's Day prank.
* April 1 - [[ED]] takes their Chris-Chan page offline.
* '''2 April''' - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
* April 2 - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
* '''3 April''' - The Chris-Chan people article returns to ED.
* April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to ED.
* '''5 April'''
* April 5 - A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
** A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
* April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
** Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
* April 6 - Chris [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|chats]] with Joshua Martinez, posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]], about a movie she wants chris to star in.
** [[Son-Chu]] was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of [[DayOut|October 2010]] had not received one.
* April 6 - Chris purchases the [[cwcville.com]] domain.
* '''6 April'''
* April 9 - Chris's [[Sonichu site]] is restored at cwcville.com.
** Chris [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|chats]] with Joshua Martinez, posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]], about a movie she wants Chris to star in.
* April 9 - '''Video''' Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|announces]] cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, [[CChanSonichu]].
** Chris purchases the [[cwcville.com]] domain.
* April 12 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|announces]] the [[lie|impending completion]] of [[Episode 19]].
* '''9 April'''
* April 12 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[More for the crabs|new youtube video]], with him greeting [[Ivy]], and her hermit-crab, crass.
** Chris's [[Sonichu site]] is restored at cwcville.com.
* April 12 - '''Video''' Chris [[ECV 00081|kisses]] his [[Kimmi|sex doll]] with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
** Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|announces]] cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, [[CChanSonichu]].
* April 12 - '''Video''' Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the [[Bunny Hop]].
* '''11 April''' - Chris writes a "[[Dating Education]] Exam."
* April 12 - Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
* '''12 April'''
* April 14 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2]] with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up [[mass debate|mass debating]] to Vanessa.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|announces]] the impending completion of [[Episode 19]].
* April 16 - '''Video''' Clyde Cash releases [[ACWCAudition|Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens]] on YouTube.
** Chris uploads a [[More for the crabs|new YouTube video]], with him greeting [[Ivy]], and her hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
* April 16 - '''Video''' [[The Miscreants]] leak [[April 16 Fetish Vids|several videos]] of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.  
** Chris [[ECV 00081|kisses]] his [[Kimmi|sex doll]] with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
* April 16 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]] with Martinez takes place. Chris resists Vanessa's sexual advances, but he does talk about his [[Officer Nasty|sex-dolls]].
** Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the [[Bunny Hop]].
* April 17 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|new video]] where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'.  
** Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
* April 17 - Chris uploads [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|a video]] in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.
* '''14 April''' - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2]] with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up [[mass debate|mass debating]] to Vanessa.
* April 19 - The August 2007 video of [[CWC is Angry|Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse]], once thought to be lost forever, is finally recovered by [[AVDierten]].  
* '''16 April'''
* April 19 - The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] is informally released.
** Clyde Cash releases [[ACWCAudition|Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens]] on YouTube.
* April 19 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4]] with Martinez takes place. He mainly talks about his love for [[Ivy]].   
** [[The Miscreants]] leak [[April 16 Fetish Vids|several videos]] of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.  
* April 20 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5]] with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]] with Martinez takes place. Chris resists Vanessa's sexual advances, but he does talk about his [[Officer Nasty|sex-dolls]].
* April 21 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]] with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
* '''17 April'''
* April 22 - Chris creates a new [[Quiz]]: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=305623 Christian Weston Chandler].
** Chris uploads a [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|new video]] where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's "face."
* April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=305687 CWC Random Humor].
** Chris uploads [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|a video]] in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on 14 April. He cites the Bible.
* April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=305561 Sonichu Quiz from CWC].
* '''19 April'''
* April 22 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7]] with Martinez takes place. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
** The August 2007 video of [[CWC is Angry|Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse]], once thought to be [[Lost Media|lost media]], is recovered by [[AVDierten]].  
* April 23 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|video]] where he calls out for [[Clyde Cash]].
** The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] is informally released.
* April 24 - '''Video''' Chris uploads his [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|marriage proposal to Ivy]].
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4]] with Martinez takes place. He mainly talks about his love for [[Ivy]].   
* April 24 - '''Video''' Chris uploads an [[I Got A Fish|old try-out for his PS-Eye]].
* '''20 April''' - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5]] with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.
* April 24 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.
* '''21 April''' - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]] with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
* April 27 - '''Video''' The Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named [[power]], has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, [[CWCFlyingElephants]], shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
* '''22 April'''
* April 27 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8]] with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
** Chris creates a new [[Quiz]]: [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|Christian Weston Chandler]].
* April 28 - Chris creates a new Quiz: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=310722 CWC's Dating Education Exam].
** Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#CWC Random Humor|CWC Random Humor]].
* April 28 - The [[Miscreants]] publish the [[Giant Penis Comic]].
** Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz from CWC|Sonichu Quiz from CWC]].
* April 28 - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]], in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from 16 April, by way of explaining why he drinks his [[semen]] and [[Dirty crapped briefs|shits his pants]].
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7]] with Martinez takes place. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
* April 28 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a second video, [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00096]], explaining that he only did that stuff in the 16 April footage because a real live girl (read: Ivy) asked him to do it, which makes it okay. He insists Ivy is real and that he will have sex with her.
* '''23 April''' - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|video]] where he calls out for [[Clyde Cash]].
* April 29 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009|apologizes]] for being so slow with the comic.
* '''24 April'''
* April 30 - '''Video''' Chris uploads two strange new videos, [[ShutUpBrain]] and [[WakeUpBrain]], in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
** Chris uploads his [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|marriage proposal to Ivy]].
* April 30 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]] with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.  
** Chris uploads an [[I Got A Fish|old try-out for his PS-Eye]].
** Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.
* '''27 April'''
** [[The Miscreants]] publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named [[Power]], has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, [[CWCFlyingElephants]], shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8]] with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
* '''28 April'''
** Chris creates a new Quiz: [[Quizzes#CWC's Dating Education Exam|CWC's Dating Education Exam]].
** The [[Miscreants]] publish the [[Giant Penis Comic]].
** Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]], in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from 16 April, by way of explaining why he drinks his [[semen]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits his pants]].
** Chris uploads a second video, [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00096]], explaining that he only did that stuff in the 16 April footage because a[[Ivy| real live girl]] asked him to do it, which makes it okay. He insists Ivy is real and that he will have sex with her.
* '''29 April''' - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009|apologizes]] for being so slow with the comic.
* '''30 April'''
** Chris uploads two strange new videos, [[ShutUpBrain]] and [[WakeUpBrain]], in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
** [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]] with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.  


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On 14 April 2009, Chris mass debates for Vanessa Hudgens.
On 16 April 2009, footage is leaked of Chris wearing butt garments.
On 19 April 2009, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK hits the stores.
On 28 April 2009, the Giant Penis emerges.

April was the fourth month of 2009. Chris became strongly in love with his sweetheart Ivy. Although previously stating that he would quit YouTube forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.

Events of April 2009

  • Sometime this month - Chris attempts to visit The GAMe PLACe in an attempt to buy Eye of Judgment cards, while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if Michael said he could come back.
  • 1 April - Encyclopedia Dramatica takes their Chris-Chan page offline, as part of an April Fool's Day prank.
  • 2 April - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
  • 3 April - The Chris-Chan people article returns to ED.
  • 5 April
    • A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
    • Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez, apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
    • Son-Chu was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of October 2010 had not received one.
  • 6 April
  • 9 April
    • Chris's Sonichu site is restored at cwcville.com.
    • Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris announces cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
  • 11 April - Chris writes a "Dating Education Exam."
  • 12 April
    • Chris announces the impending completion of Episode 19.
    • Chris uploads a new YouTube video, with him greeting Ivy, and her hermit crabs, Crass and Champ.
    • Chris kisses his sex doll with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
    • Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the Bunny Hop.
    • Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.
  • 14 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 2 with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up mass debating to Vanessa.
  • 16 April
  • 17 April
    • Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's "face."
    • Chris uploads a video in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on 14 April. He cites the Bible.
  • 19 April
  • 20 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 5 with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.
  • 21 April - Vanessa AIM Chat 6 with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
  • 22 April
  • 23 April - Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.
  • 24 April
  • 27 April
    • The Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named Power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
    • Vanessa AIM Chat 8 with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.
  • 28 April
  • 29 April - Chris apologizes for being so slow with the comic.
  • 30 April
    • Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.
    • Vanessa AIM Chat 9 with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition.
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