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“	Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in the old red, white and blue.	”
Chris to Kacey^[1]

Fashion passes...

...for a few decades, at least.

Chris has a somewhat peculiar taste in fashion. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on video games, toys, and sex dolls, Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like The Salvation Army and Goodwill. Prior to coming out as transgender, the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect ^[2], have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's impressive physique. Mailbag 42 revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his mother. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine but was equally cheap and hideous.

Youth to adult

Childhood

Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite game and television characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of 2010 that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow Pokémon T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a Sonic Heroes T-shirt he wore throughout 2004. They did not look particularly good on him.

Trademark clothing

The "IBA" outfit

The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.

In mid-June 2009, roughly around the time he made certain friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old-hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

A plain-colored T-shirt worn over a long-sleeved shirt.
Tattoo sleeves.
A black vest (unbuttoned) that was too small for his girth.
A dog tag worn around the neck as a substitute for the medallion.
A goatee.
Sunglasses over normal glasses (the glasses chain remains)

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the Rollin' and Trollin' video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he shaved his beard, he drew the first picture of Collosal Chan, a character which preserved the look for all eternity.

The "Gay Trucker" outfit

Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in ShecameforCWC.JPG.

After he promised to leave the Internet in the spring of 2010, Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in September), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included:

A denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a gilet.^[5]
A sleeveless white shirt, exposing his pale, flabby upper arms.
The dog tag from his IBA outfit.
A baseball cap.

The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a gay trucker, hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. And in public. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually improved his chances of picking up gal-pals.

Deftly combining what Chris has too much of and what he will never have with a non-prostitute or his mother.

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a profoundly disturbing video leaked in late April 2010 which featured Chris wearing a parody shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his bedroom. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 June 2010 when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a public, family-oriented concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written: "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the attraction sign, a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late August 2010, Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in 2000, and a Pokémon trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played card games between 1998 and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.

The Carlos Chantor outfit

His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.

Transgender fashion sense

Early fashion

He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD.

A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.

In April 2011, a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:

Bright green nail polish
Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for homosexuality; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
Women's sandals
Blue eye shadow
Jeans
Blue string top
Black thong
A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of abstinence until marriage)^[6]^[7]
A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
Red lipstick
A new pair of glasses
A new head-band (as seen in the Facebook pictures)

While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.^[8]^[9] In September 2011, Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.

Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).^[10]

Late fashion

Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.

Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in November 2014 as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".^[11] Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:

Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)
Clothing far too small for him
Dresses or skirts with very high hems
Leggings, to help with tucking
Sports bras
Big, floppy, church-lady hats
Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color

A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the 26 December 2014 incident, where Chris is shown in purple My Little Pony shades, (probably as a disguise); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding hairline; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or another pair of pants; and boots (possibly Uggs).

The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which Barb accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.

In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a 5 year old girl and a 65 year old cat lady, the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".

Notable outfits

Gopnik outfit

„А ну, чики-брики!“

In December 2017, Chris appeared in a video dressed as a classic Russian gopnik, wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of vodka. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at MAGfest in January 2018, consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the Gopnik outfit under the Idea Guy's influence but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a new model of the Christine Doll with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In April 2018, Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of Sonichu #17. As recent as of December 2023, Chris has been spotted in public wearing a pink version of the Adidas tracksuit jacket and the cap.

The Vinyl Scratch

Chris wearing the classic with the Vinyl Scratch Skirt.

“The Vinyl Scratch” is a white tube skirt with a double whole music note. In 2015, Chris attended OmegaCon cosplaying as DJ pon3, nicknamed Vinyl Scratch by fans, from the My Little Pony: “Equestria Girls” franchise, the whole note resembling her cutie mark in her pony form. However, after the convention, Chris would continue to wear the skirt that came with the outfit almost daily, likely not washing it very often, up until his arrest.

"Breathe It In"

Main article: Breathe It In

A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.

The Breathe It In shirt is an Athletic Works Walmart-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-2018. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."^[12]

Headgear

Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his Sonichu Medallion) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.

The unicorn cosplay in summer 2017.
A Sailor Moon tiara in summer 2018.
Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the Region Ten therapist office.
A CPU wire tiara in summer 2019.
A crown for holding magic stones against his forehead in spring 2020.
A tiara Null requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a Kiwi Farms silver coin design for the Kiwi Farms merch.^[13]

Rings

This article is still yet to be completed due to stress.

We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!

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• info on rings

Chris's rings, pictured June 2021.

Chris has worn rings as part of his outfit before. Initially he started with his Amnyfest Ring, which Chris got as a souvenir at Manchester High School. He would later expand to wearing another ring after becoming a tomgirl. He then began wearing three more later on, with two of them being his parents' wedding rings repurposed for his polyamorous marriage to a gaggle of fictional characters.^[14]


The WCT: is there anything from your parents that you cherish the most?


Chris: Their wedding rings, for one thing, and now they’re a link between I and Magi-Chan and Cryzel (both of which are white gold); the silverish ring on the middle finger is with Sylvana, and the Nathan Drake replica ring is with Mewtwo.

Chris on fashion

Chris in a dungaree dress and leggings, 2018

In November 2016, Chris posted a commentary on women's fashion.

In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from a pervert's perception: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the groin area."

He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that bulge; moreover, it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from obsessing over men's chests to obsessing over their crotches.

Theory of fashion

The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In Sonichu #7, he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.

Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of people's identities. During the events of the Liquid Saga, Chris took a special interest in Liquid's choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"^[15] and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris owns several brown shirts himself. Chris also believed that police officers wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue and black. He referred to the man he pepper sprayed as a Yellow-Shirted Foe – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by Sega changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue.

Like many of his lifestyle changes that occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:^[16]

“	Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.	”
Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass

Not only is this statement extremely egotistical even by CWC's standards, but it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like the various names he has had, as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.

Classic Wardrobe

Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:

Shirts

"The Classic"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
"The Advice Dog"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
"The Impostor"
1 2
"The Napoleon"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
"The Racing Stripe"
1 2 3 4 5
"The Power Ranger"
1 2 3
"The Dunwich Horror"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
"The Two-Face"
1 2 3 4 5
"The Poké-Master"
1 2
"The Horizontal Horror"
1
"The Jerkop"
1 2
"The Greasy Flag"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
"The Star Fleet Captain"
1
"The Scuderia Autistirarri"
1 2
"The Flag-Waving Patriot"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
"The Captain Falcon"
1 2 3
"The DangerStripe"
1 2 3 4 5
"The Cyclone Joker"
1 2 3 4 5 6
"The Swamp Monster"
1 2 3 4 5
"The Traffic Light"
1 2 3 4 5 6
"The Pokémanchild"
1 2 3 4
"The Rugby of Shame"
1
"The PaRappa Shirt"
1 2
"The Statesmen"
1 2 3
"The Muscle Bra"
1 2 3 4
"The Muscle Bra 2"
1 2
"The Dirty Dashiki"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
"The Mount and Do Me"
1
"The Duckie"
1 2 3 4
"The Shamrock Shake"
1 2 3
"The Shamrock Stripes"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
"The Burgundy Nightmare"
1
"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux"
1 2
"The Bumblebee"
1 2
"The Intimidator"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
"The Rainbow Flag"
1
"The Big Green"
1 2
"The White Trash"
1 2 3 4
"The Happy Jack"
1 2 3 4 5
"The Bordeaux Butcher"
1
"The Ivory Poacher"
1
"The Virginian Monkey"
1

Pants

"The Classic Jeans"
"The Khaki Slacker"
"The Mellow Yellow"

Cross-dressing Boutique

In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:

Shirts

"The Clopper"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
"The Shattered Heart"
1 2 3 4 5
"The Broken Brony"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
"The Promoter"
1
"The Sonic Rainboom"
1 2
"The Happy Hag"
1 2 3 4 5 7 6 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
"The Deal Maker"
1 2
"The Bubblegum Nightmare"
1 2 3
"The Toothpaste Tube"
1
"The Manly Chester"
1 2
"The Big Baggy Blue"
1 2 3
"The Manchild Meltdown"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
"The Classic 2.0"
1 2 3 4 5
"The Tri Poloski"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
"The Lavender Lingerie"
1 2 3
"The Ruckersville Mother Fucker"
1 2 3
"The New Age Funk"
1
"The Tracker"
1 2 3 4
"The Classic (Replica)"
1 2

Pants/Skirts

"The Southwestern Sweats"
"The Vinyl Scratch"

Accessories

"The Unicorn Cosplay"
"The Crystal and Gem Necklace"
"The Brony Bruisers"

Other aspects of his Fashion sense

Custom-painted shoes

Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.

In May 2020 after being sold to Jacob Sockness

Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in Shoe Colouring. They would later be sold to Jacob Sockness on 12 March 2019.

Wrist warmer

“	Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.	”
Chris^[17]^{[public source needed]}

Chris likely wears this article to counter sensory defensiveness, a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

Fanny pack

A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and were considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.^[18] Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

Chris in 2024 wearing trans flag patterned socks, anime leggings, denim shorts, medallion and blue hair.

Chris and Mrs. Sanford.
Chris with Kellie Andes. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.

Cosplaying

Main article: Cosplaying

Fan video

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Sources

↑ Kacey Call 2
↑ https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp
↑ In Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt, Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.
↑ eBay comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI
↑ Kacey Call 2
↑ File:TG6.jpg - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring
↑ silverringthing.com
↑ Re: Girly Things Tee Hee
↑ Re: Mothers
↑ Jackie E-mails 25
↑ Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions
↑ August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world
↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/
↑ The Place chats (June 2021)
↑ SingStar Challenge
↑ April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance
↑ Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162
↑ http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1

Chris and...

Body: Drugs • Fashion • Gender • Health • Nutrition • Sex

Psyche: Coping • Manipulation • Mental healthcare • Nostalgia • Reality

Personality: Anger • Ego • Hypocrisy • Kindness • Negligence • Personality • Remorse • Stress

Expression: Art • Censorship • English • Language • Music • Oratory • Spanish • Writing

Society: Contests • Death • The Law • Politics • Pornography • Race • Reading • Religion • Sexuality • Socialization • Sports

Business: Brand loyalty • Business • Copyright • Money • Negotiation • Work

Technology: Cameras • Electronics • The Internet • Science • Television • Video Games

[1] Kacey Call 2

[2] ttps://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp

[3] In Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt, Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.

[4] Bay comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI

[5] Kacey Call 2

[6] File:TG6.jpg - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring

[7] silverringthing.com

[8] Re: Girly Things Tee Hee

[9] Re: Mothers

[10] Jackie E-mails 25

[11] Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions

[12] August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world

[13] ttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/

[14] The Place chats (June 2021)

[15] SingStar Challenge

[16] April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance

[17] Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162

[18] ttp://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1

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Difference between revisions of "Chris and fashion"

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Contents

Youth to adult

Childhood

Trademark clothing

The "IBA" outfit

The "Gay Trucker" outfit

The Carlos Chantor outfit

Transgender fashion sense

Early fashion

Late fashion

Notable outfits

Gopnik outfit

The Vinyl Scratch

"Breathe It In"

Headgear

Rings

Chris on fashion

Theory of fashion

Classic Wardrobe

Shirts

Pants

Cross-dressing Boutique

Shirts

Pants/Skirts

Accessories

Other aspects of his Fashion sense

Custom-painted shoes

Wrist warmer

Fanny pack

Cosplaying

Fan video

Sources

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-[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes. Style is forever.]]
+{{taxpayermoney}}
+{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}}
-[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on video games, action figures, [[My Little Pony]]s<!--Y doesn't change to IE when pluralizing a proper name--> and [[Kimmi|sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are exclusively purchased secondhand at thrift stores like Salvation Army and Goodwill. Therefore, the only clothes he owns are colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts that have been marinating in his [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|bodily stench and fluids]] for the past decade. Since most of them are decorated with horizontal stripes, they only make him look [[Obesity|fatter]].
+[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]
+[[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]
+[[Chris]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect <ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp</ref>, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine but was equally cheap and hideous.
-[[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one (the "Advice Dog" shirt) and possibly all of his shirts were purchased by his cruel, cruel [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] so people will notice the fact that he's [[Autism|"special"]] and [[Kick the Autistic|treat him with sympathy]]. Alternatively, it could be that the Chandlers just aren't exactly what you'd call "fashion savvy".
+==Youth to adult==
+=== Childhood ===
+[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]
-Although his mother doesn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chooses to wear these shirts, possibly out of a strong aversion to change, a common trait of autistic people. Some trolls have proposed that Chris would probably look somewhat-almost normal if he only wore a fucking t-shirt every now and then (sans video game/cartoon characters).
+In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.
-== Childhood ==
+=== Trademark clothing ===
-[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]
+{{see also|The Classic}}
+[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|[[The Classic]], pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]
+[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]
+[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Classic 2.0 in the wild]]
+This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:
+* His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]<ref>In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.</ref> Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the "clown shirt" or "The Classic". It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref> but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt was thrown out by Barb in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.
+* A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.
+* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].
+* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.
+* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.
+* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].
+* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
+* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].
+* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
+* Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.
-In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polo and tee shirts and khaki pants. The only difference compared to today is that he sometimes even dared to wear single-colored tee shirts or shirts with his [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite game]] and television characters on them. The only article of clothing he currently owns that doesn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme is the Pokémon T-shirt that he has owned since he was 19. Being yellow, it does not look good on him.
+===The "IBA" outfit===
+[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]
+In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made [[Magical Man|certain friends]], Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old-hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.
-== Trademark clothing ==
+The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:
-[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring the Horizontal Horror.]]
+*A plain-colored T-shirt worn over a long-sleeved shirt.
+*Tattoo sleeves.
+*A black vest (unbuttoned) that was too small for his girth.
+*A dog tag worn around the neck as a substitute for the medallion.
+*A goatee.
+*Sunglasses over normal glasses (the glasses chain remains)
-Chris's typical outfit consists of:
+His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.
-* His favorite shirt, a striped/weirdly patterned rugby shirt, which is so tight that it accentuates his voluptuous, masculine bosoms. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably draws himself wearing in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].
+Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.
-* His [[Medallions of Fail|medallions]] (sporadically) / his [[High School Ring]]
-* A pair of [[Pedo-Glasses]] attached to the Glasses Chain of Fail.
-* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically define his rear end to a disturbing level — he may be wearing women's jeans, or he may simply still wear pants his gut long ago outgrew.
-* [[Belt Buckle of Fail]]
-* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt.
-* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for the many [[Chris and death|funerals that plague his existence]].
-* Recently, a [[sports bra]] to keep previously mentioned bosoms in check.
-The newest addition to his wardrobe is the [[Fridays After Five|I Enjoy Vagina shirt]].
+===The "Gay Trucker" outfit===
-==The "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBA]]" outfit==
+[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]].]]
-In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a terrible goatee.
-The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:
+After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included:
+* A denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>
+* A sleeveless white shirt, exposing his pale, flabby upper arms.
+* The dog tag from his IBA outfit.
+* A baseball cap.
+The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.
+The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].
+[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]] or [[Barb|his mother]].]]
+With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)|bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written: "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.
+In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.
+A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
+{{clear}}
+===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===
+[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]
+A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.
+The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.
+{{clear}}
+==Transgender fashion sense==
+===Early fashion===
+[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]
+[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
+[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]
+In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:
+* Bright green nail polish
+* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
+* Women's sandals
+* Blue eye shadow
+* Jeans
+* Blue string top
+* Black thong
+* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
+* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
+* Red lipstick
+* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
+* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
+While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.
+Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref>
+===Late fashion===
+[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]
+Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".<ref>[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]</ref> Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:
+* Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)
+* Clothing far too small for him
+* Dresses or skirts with very high hems
+* Leggings, to help with tucking
+* Sports bras
+* Big, floppy, church-lady hats
+* Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color
+A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).
-*Sunglasses over normal glasses (Glasses Chain of Fail remains)
+The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.
-*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
-*Goatee.
-*Tattoo sleeves
-*A black vest that is too small for his girth.
-*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
-Unconfirmed reports state that he was seen walking around downtown [[Charlottesville]] blasting Guns 'n' Roses from a pocket radio and trying to pick up women.
+In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".
-His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.
+==Notable outfits==
+===Gopnik outfit===
+[[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]
+In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the Gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]]. As recent as of [[December 2023]], Chris has been spotted in public wearing a pink version of the Adidas tracksuit jacket and the cap.
-Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clownshirts, and claimed that he was pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video.
+===The Vinyl Scratch===
-==The "Gay Trucker" outfit==
+[[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing the classic with the Vinyl Scratch Skirt.]]
-[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]
-After he made a promise to leave the internet in the spring of 2010, Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion, and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. The result is a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that Chris tries to look like a bad boy, but he ends up looking like a [[gay]] trucker, hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.
+“The Vinyl Scratch” is a white tube skirt with a double whole music note. In 2015, Chris attended [[OmegaCon]] cosplaying as  DJ pon3, nicknamed [[Vinyl Scratch]] by fans, from the My Little Pony: “Equestria Girls” franchise, the whole note resembling her cutie mark in her pony form. However, after the convention, Chris would continue to wear the skirt that came with the outfit almost daily, likely not washing it very often, up until his arrest.
-The only way he could make it look gayer is by combining it with his [[muscle bra]]. Which, unfortunately, he has. [[Fridays After Five|And in public.]] At this point, going back to the [[Sonichu Medallion]] would actually ''improve'' his chances of picking up girls.
+{{clear}}
-[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]].]]
+==="Breathe It In"===
+{{main|Breathe It In}}
-With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly express Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways.  The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that read "[[homos|Mount and do me]]".  That said, the video was made for a potential sweetheart that Chris desperately wanted to fuck, leaving open the possibility that Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[Chris's room|bedroom]].
+[[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]
+The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world]]</ref>
-Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina"  to a public, family-oriented concert. He then topped himself later, by pulling that shirt over his head, and standing around in his [[muscle bra]], which he had written "WANT WOMAN!" on. The common belief is that these tasteless, sexually themed shirts are the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is both straight and available without ever having to talk to people.
 {{clear}}
+==Headgear==
+Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.
+<center><gallery>
+File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.
+File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.
+File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.
+File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.
+File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.
+File:CWCCoinPose.jpg‎|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]] design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/</ref>
+</gallery></center>
+==Rings==
+{{incomplete|info on rings}}
+[[File:Cwchand.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's rings, pictured [[June 2021]].]]
+Chris has worn rings as part of his outfit before. Initially he started with his [[Amnyfest Ring]], which Chris got as a souvenir at [[Manchester High School]]. He would later expand to wearing another ring after becoming a tomgirl. He then began wearing ''three'' more later on, with two of them being his parents' wedding rings repurposed for his [[polyamorous marriage]] to a gaggle of fictional characters.<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)]]</ref>
+{{quoteboxgreen|'''The WCT''': is there anything from your parents that you cherish the most?}}
+{{quotebox|'''Chris''': Their wedding rings, for one thing, and now they’re a link between [[Polyamorous marriage|I and Magi-Chan and Cryzel]] (both of which are white gold); the silverish ring on the middle finger is with [[Sylvana]], and the Nathan Drake replica ring is with [[Mewtwo]].}}
+{{clear}}
+==Chris on fashion==
+[[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in a dungaree dress and leggings, 2018]]
+In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.
+In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]]."
+He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover, it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.
 ==Theory of fashion==
-The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is [[autistic]], observers often speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. Either way, Christian seems to regard his shirt as an integral part of his identity in the same way that [[trolls]] do.
+The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.
+Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of people's identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"<ref>[[SingStar Challenge]]</ref> and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkop|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue and black. He referred to the man he [[26 December 2014|pepper sprayed]] as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by [[Sega]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue]].
+Like many of his lifestyle changes that occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]</ref>
+{{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}
-His fashion sense has shown itself to be evolving in the last year, but moving in cycles. In [[2010]] he seemed to have ditched the Sonichu Medallion and moved into what could be described as a more edgy, hip, aggressive look. His success at being so is on par for course with the rest of his attempts at things.
+Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, but it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.
-Of note, during his conversation with [[Kacey]] while posing as [[Liquid Chris]] he claimed to also own a striped shirt like the "impostor". He expressed much joy at the fact that it was red, white, and blue, implying a patriotic view of the colors.
+==Classic Wardrobe==
+Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:
-==Wardrobe==
+===Shirts===
-Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe, along with links to the videos they appeared in:
 <center>
 <gallery>
-Image:Christshirt1.png|"The Classic"<br>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_18th%2C_2009|3]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_19th%2C_2009|4]] [[CWC's_"It's_All_Coming_Back_To_Me"|5]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|7]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|8]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009|11]] [[Show_RESPECT_to_me,_"C"CWC|12]] [[Sign_Destruction_Video|13]] [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|14]]
+Image:Christshirt1.png|"[[The Classic|The Classic]]"<br>[[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]
-Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_24th%2C_2008|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_Columbus_Day%2C_2008|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_6th%2C_2009|3]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_10th%2C_2009|4]] [[12_January_2010|5]] [[14_January_2010|6]] [[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
+Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
-Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2008|1]] [[Chop_Chop_Onion's_Rap_Showdown|2]] [[Magical Man Potion|3]]
+Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
-Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_17th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_4th%2C_2009|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_27th%2C_2009|3]] [[Challenge_for_Clyde_II|4]] [[15_October_2009|5]] [[9_December_2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]]
+Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
-Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_12th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_10th%2C_2009|2]] [[Congrats,_Jack_Black|3]]
+Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe"<br>[[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
-Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger"<br>[[Captain%27s_Log%2C_Stardate_August_3rd%2C_2008|1]] [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|2]] [[LOOK_at_the_truth!|3]]
+Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
-Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_12th%2C_2009|1]] [[More_for_the_crabs|2]] [[ECV_00081|3]] [[Bunny_Hop|4]] [[11052009_Kacey,_I_Love_You,_and_I_Need_You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
+Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
-Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_23rd%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain%27s_Log%2C_Stardate_May_3rd%2C_2009|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_May_3rd%2C_2009|3]]
+Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]]  [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]
-Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_6th%2C_2008|1]] [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|2]]
+Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
-Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_8th%2C_2009|1]]
+Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
-Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_13th%2C_2008|1]] [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|2]]
+Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
-Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag"<br>[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_6th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_9th%2C_2009|2]] [[I_am_devoted_to_My_Sweetest_Ivy|3]] [[Matthew_5_27%2C_CWC_Confessions|4]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_17th%2C_2009|5]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_May_22nd%2C_2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9_October_2009|8]] [[Warning_-_Naughty_Women_;)|9]] [[Old_Time_Rock_and_Roll_on_Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal_Legend|11]] [[3_December_2009|12]]
+Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
 Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain"<br>[[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
 Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri"<br>[[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
-Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot"<br>[[Chris_Destroys_His_Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|8]] [[Hello,_Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
+Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot"<br>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
-Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon"<br>[[Down with Asperchu|1]]
+Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon"<br>[[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
-Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe"<br>[[This was my fault|1]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|2]]
+Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe"<br>[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
-Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker"<br>[[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_January_21st,_2009|1]] [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]
+Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker"<br> [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_GAMe_PLACe_Photograph|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|2]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|3]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|4]] [[A message to the Trolls|5]] [[Don't Mess With Me|6]]
-Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]]
+Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
-Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light"<br>[[Chris_Chan's_Public_Announcement|1]] [[A_Sonichu_Day|2]] [[Shout_out_to_Fans_in_Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]
+Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light"<br>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|6]]
-Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild"<br>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]]
+Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Pokémanchild"<br>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
 Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame"<br>[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
-Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa_the_Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" <br> [[51_50|1]]
+Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt"<br>[[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]
-Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle_bra|Muscle Bra]]"<br>[[04232010_-_Autism_Awareness_%26_Men_Should_NEVER_be_Topless|1]]
+Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen"<br>[[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
-Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
+Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]"<br>[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
+Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
 Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
 Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
-Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck|Duckie]] Shirt"<br>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
+Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie"<br>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
-Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
+Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake"<br>[[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
-Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes"<br>[[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[For Kacey II|7]] [[To Clyde Gregg|8]] [[For Chris II|9]]
+Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes"<br>[[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
 Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
 Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
 Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
-Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator"<br>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]]
+Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator"<br>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
-Image:Christshirt38.png|"The Rainbow Flag"<br>[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
+Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag"<br>[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
 Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green"<br>[[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
-Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]]
+Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
-Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack"<br>[[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]]
+Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack"<br>[[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]] [[Message for John Kyle|5]]
 Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher"<br>[[Apology to Emily|1]]
 Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher"<br>[[25 September 2009|1]]
+Image:Christshirt47.png|"The Virginian Monkey" <br>[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|1]]
+</gallery>
+</center>
+===Pants===
+<center>
+<gallery>
+File:The Classic Jean.png|"The Classic Jeans"
+File:Slacks.png|"The Khaki [[Work|Slacker]]"
+File:Chris's yellow shorts.jpg|"The Mellow Yellow"
 </gallery>
 </center>
-{{Illustrations}}
+==Cross-dressing Boutique==
+In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:
-== Wrist warmer ==
+===Shirts===
+<center>
+<gallery>
+Image:The Clopper.PNG|"The Clopper"<br>[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|5]] [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|6]] [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|7]] [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|8]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|9]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|10]] [[Live Drawing Streams#06072017|11]] [[CLog 06232017|12]] [[CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly#Video|13]]
+Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|"The Shattered Heart"<br>[[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|2]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|3]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|4]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|5]]
+Image:imdoneadulting.png|"The Broken Brony" <br>[[November 2016 Paid Video Requests|1]] [[Feelings of the election results|2]] [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|3]] [[Help, please|4]] [[Patreon announcement|5]] [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|6]] [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained|7]] [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|8]] [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests|9]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing The Dream I Dreamed|10]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)|11]]
+<br>[[The_Alpha_Trion/"Young_Warrior"_Challenge|1]]
+Image:thepromoter.png|"The Promoter"<br>[[Update_02/16/2016|1]]
+Image:sonicrainboom.png|"The Sonic Rainboom"<br>[[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]
+Image:thehappyhag.png|"The Happy Hag"<br>[[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_"A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World",_"And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire"|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]
+Image:thedealmaker.png|"The Deal Maker"<br>[[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]
+Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|"The Bubblegum Nightmare"<br>[[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]] [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac|3]]
+Image:toothpastetube.png|"The Toothpaste Tube"<br> [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|1]]
+Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|"The Manly Chester"<br>[[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]
+Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|"The Big Baggy Blue"<br>[[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]] [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Battlegrounds|3]]
+Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|"[[Breathe It In|The Manchild Meltdown]]"<br> [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|3]] [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|4]] [[April 2019 videos#@MintendoMerd|5]] [[April 2019 videos#Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!|6]] [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|7]] [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|8]] [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden|9]] [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|10]] [[General BronyCon Announcement.|11]] [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|12]] [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|13]] [[Xleepy|14]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1|15]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|16]] [[Goochland Library Sermon|17]] [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6|18]] [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|19]] [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|20]] [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit|21]] [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6|22]] [[Praetor|23]]
+Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|"The Classic 2.0"<br>[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]] [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|2]] [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|3]] [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|4]] [[Etsy Comments Review|5]]
+Image:Gopnik.png|"The Tri Poloski"<br>[[A Lifted Dance|1]] [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|2]] [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|3]] [[Cherokean Chant|4]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|5]] [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests|6]] [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|7]] [[One-Hundred|8]] [[Our signatures|9]]
+File:Chris's negligee.png|"The Lavender Lingerie"<br>[[:File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|1]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|2]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27_2.png|3]]
+File:The Classic 3 trimmed.png|"The Ruckersville [[Affair with Mother|Mother Fucker]]"<br>[[:File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|1]] [[:File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|2]] [[:File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|3]]
+Image:Newagefunk.png|"The New Age Funk"<br>[[:File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|1]]
+Image:Thetracker .png |"The Tracker"<br>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (November)|1]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Greene County Sheriff's Office|2]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#UPS Store|3]] [[Toys for Tots|4]]
+Image:ClassicReplica.png | "The Classic (Replica)" <br>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|1]] [[The Chris Chan Interview|2]]
+</gallery>
+</center>
-[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]
+===Pants/Skirts===
+<center>
+<gallery>
+File:Chris's funky sweats.png|"The Southwestern Sweats"
+File:Chris's White Music Note Skirt.png|"The Vinyl Scratch"
+</gallery>
+</center>
-Ever wonder what that thing is behind Chris's neck?
+===Accessories===
+<center>
+<gallery>
+File:Unicorn horn and ears.png|"The Unicorn Cosplay"
+File:Crystal and Gem necklace.png | "The Crystal and Gem Necklace"
+File:Fingerless gloves.png | "The Brony Bruisers"
+</gallery>
+</center>
-{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>}}
+==Other aspects of his Fashion sense==
+===Custom-painted shoes===
+[[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]
+[[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]
+Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.
-Chris most likely wears it as a counter to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.
+{{clear}}
-== Cosplaying Chris ==
+===Wrist warmer===
+[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]
-[[Image:Chris chan cosplay.jpg|thumb|Christ, you can tell this world is totally fucked up when people start cosplaying AS Chris!!!]]
+{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>{{PublicSource}}}}
-Chris appeared in his [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] costume from around [[2000]] to [[2004]]. It was originally created as a Halloween costume in either [[1998]] or [[1999]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 2</ref> He proudly wore it to [[The GAMe PLACe]] every week<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17515#p17515 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> and to the 2004 [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention. With it, he won a costume contest against 5 kids dressed up as Team Rocket. The prize was a t-shirt.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 2</ref> For a while, he resurrected this look for his profile picture on [[The Hook Cafe]] and eventually evolved into the Gay Trucker.
+Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.
-The Ketchum-style trainer outfit consists of:
+===Fanny pack===
-* Faux-denim vest
+[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]
-* Cut up gardening gloves
+A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and were considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.
-* Pokémon League ballcap
-* Fanny-pack (Also known as a 'belly-bag' and a 'bum-bag' to Britfags)
-The ensemble is usually accompanied by a yellow ''[[Pokémon]]'' tee-shirt, or white ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'' tee-shirt underneath (see gallery below).
-Chris can no longer wear this costume due to his [[obesity|obscene girth]].
+[[File:ChrisLibertyUFeb24.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2024 wearing trans flag patterned socks, anime leggings, denim shorts, [[medallion]] and blue [[hair]].]]
-<center><gallery>
+<gallery><center>
-Image:0501-CWCAsh2.jpg
+Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].
-Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|HOT ROD 138, I c-ch-choose you~!
+Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.
-Image:0503-CWCAsh4.jpg
-Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|This is the most depressing thing ever seen by man kind.
-Image:501-100 0534 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              501-100 0534      end_of_the_skype_highlighting.JPG|A sketch of the costume. It's so brilliant, its voluptuous lines and shading caresses your eyes like a sensual piece of chocolate dipped velvet...
-Image:502-CWCsAshVest.JPG|Dat hat is a-pretty-a-goddamn dirty
 </gallery></center>
-==Sauce==
+===Cosplaying===
+{{main|Cosplaying}}
+{{clear}}
+==Fan video ==
+{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+| name           = Ms. Christine Weston Chandler - Drip Like Me
+| ytid           = e-psVU7l2S8}}
+== Sources ==
 <references />
 {{Chris and}}
+[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
-[[Category:Chris-chan]]
+{{Articleofthenow}}

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Youth to adult

Childhood

Trademark clothing

The "IBA" outfit

The "Gay Trucker" outfit

The Carlos Chantor outfit

Transgender fashion sense

Early fashion

Late fashion

Notable outfits

Gopnik outfit

The Vinyl Scratch

"Breathe It In"

Headgear

Rings

Chris on fashion

Theory of fashion

Classic Wardrobe

Shirts

Pants

Cross-dressing Boutique

Shirts

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Accessories

Other aspects of his Fashion sense

Custom-painted shoes

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Fanny pack

Cosplaying

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