July 2021

Chris in July 2021

July was the seventh month of 2021. At first, it seemed like a promising month for Chris, apparently having found a new love interest, and being financially aided by a fundraiser in order to attend the Everfree Northwest My Little Pony convention, on the caveat that he does commissions and drawings to the backers, something which manager Null noted he was actually doing well with in terms of productivity.

It was sadly not to last.

Midway through, the month saw a sad turn in Christory, as one of the Chandler's dogs, Snoopy passed away. However, this situation utterly paled in comparison to what happened later in the month.

Late on the 29th of July, audio leaked of Chris confessing to having sexual intercourse with his own mother, Barbara Chandler. Incest in Virginia is a Class 5 Felony as it stands, but questions quickly arose as to Barbara's ability to even consent to the sexual intercourse in the first place. This prompted many horrified onlookers to immediately call local law enforcement, who conducted a welfare check on 14 Branchland Court and took Barbara to a hospital. An emergency protective order would be served against Chris, barring him Chris from entering the premises of the house and contacting his mother until 5 August of the next month. To add salt to the wound, the aforementioned Everfree Northwest convention promptly banned Chris from attendance due to the heavy media attention that the situation garnered.

Things only got far worse on the 31st of July, when Null, after looking at Chris's email, had discovered that Chris had stolen $750 from Barbara's bank account, prompting him to immediately cut contact with Chris, cancel the GoFundMe campaign, and to refund all of the backers of the fundraiser.

The full consequences of this infamous weekend would spill over into August 2021, where Chris would find himself tracked down by weens and being arrested in a motel parking lot while Ethan Ralph, a podcaster based in Virginia, live-streamed the entire arrest to thousands of people on Youtube.

Highlights

• 1-3 July - MKR and Chris text each other about Chris having left The Place, a Discord server with her and other Watchmen.
• 3 July - Chris tweets a recording of himself saying the meme Ara Ara.
• 5 July - Chris talks to Null about a 'new, older, disabled girlfriend.' It would later be revealed that he was describing sex with his own mother.
• 9 July
  • Chris uploads Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW, a video announcing that he will attend Everfree Northwest, a My Little Pony convention held in Seattle, Washington. Chris also promotes a GoFundMe campaign that Null had created in order to raise money for Chris to afford a roundtrip plane ticket to and from Washington.
  • Chris uploads Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit, an unlisted paid video request to Youtube as a part of the GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip to Everfree Northwest.
• 11 July
  • Chris uploads two photos of Barbara to his Instagram, stating that she had gotten "a styling haircut."
  • A Watchman, The WCT, is interviewed on Discord by a CWCki editor regarding the breakup of the Watchmen.
• 14 July
  • Barb attends a court debt hearing; she owes $692.82 to LVNV Funding.
  • Chris fulfills Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6, another paid video request for his trip to Everfree Northwest.
• 15 July
  • One of the Chandler beagles, Snoopy, passes away.
  • The Suitress uses audio of Chris promising to her not to throw a tantrum during Everfree Northwest to create an animated message.
• 16 July - The first of the known Suitress DMs, in which Chris attempts to give her dating advice.
• 17 July
  • Chris drops hints to Bella on who his sexual partner is. He then says he has chosen her to know who the sexual partner is, but is not yet ready to state it. He says he might also tell Jacob Sockness as a "truth bomb". Chris tries to guilt-trip Bella into refraining from asking questions.
  • Chris and Toffee Rosechu discuss a drawing Toffee had purchased.
• 19 July - Chris invites Bella and the Suitress to the Knights of CWC Discord server run by The WCT.
• 22 July
  • Chris releases an official lyric sheet for his old song "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme" on Twitter.
  • Reddit user /u/thatonedrewguy encounters Chris in Tetris 99.
• 25 July - Chris watches a WatchMojo video titled "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever".
• 27 July
  • Chris is triggered over seeing toys for the G5 series of My Little Pony while at Wal-Mart and Target and claims to have snapped his fingers and phased the toys out of existence.
  • Chris records Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled., a rage-filled video demanding Hasbro cancel its fifth generation of My Little Pony. In the background of the video, multiple punched-in holes in his bathroom wall can be seen. When asked later the same day about the damage dealt to the wall, Chris replies that it was apparently from past attempts from which he was trying to quite literally break into another dimension. This will very likely be the final video Chris uploads to YouTube.
• 27 July? - Chris says to Bella that he wants to tell her who his sexual partner is, but is concerned that the government may hack into the conversation. He recommends she download Signal, an encrypted call and chat app.
• 27/28 July - In either the evening hours of 27 July or the early morning hours of 28 July, the Incest Call takes place between Chris and Bella in which Chris describes incestuous acts with his mother. Partway through the conversation, Bella covertly begins recording using her iPad. The Incest Texts also occur, which take place on the Signal app.
• 29 July - During the night, the Incest Call is leaked to YouTube and Reddit by EllDudeRocks and the Incest Texts are leaked to Reddit by the Suitress.
• 30 July
  • Null and Dillin Thomas each message Chris to ask about the contents of the incest leaks; Chris confirms to both that the leaks are legitimate.
  • Chris is removed from his house by social services. A welfare check is conducted over the incest allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at the Chandler house until 5 August. In the wake of the scandal, Chris trends on Twitter.
  • Chris posts in The Knights of CWC Discord server asking members for at least $100 for a motel room, but does not specify why he is asking.
  • Chris posts in The Knights of CWC server that Everfree Northwest has banned him from attending its upcoming convention.
• 31 July
  • Shortly after midnight, $750 is transferred from Barbara's bank account into Chris's.
  • In the fallout from the incest leaks, Don Lashomb pulls Warhol / Chris Chan from sale on Amazon, and Null announces a refund to the donors of the GoFundMe intended to fund Chris's trip to Everfree Northwest.
  • Null asks Chris about the $750 money transfer. Chris admits he had taken the money and that he had control over Barbara's bank account, potentially constituting a violation of his protective order. As a result, Null entirely cuts ties with Chris, notifies jerkops of the theft, and releases the chatlog from earlier in the month in which Chris had vaguely and misleadingly described sex with his mother as if he was simply in a relationship with an older, disabled woman.

Activity

Chats

• Bella chats
• Chess Group 15 Chats
• Dillin Thomas DMs‎‎
• MKR DMs
• Null DMs
• Suitress DMs
• The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)
• Toffee Rosechu DMs
• WCT DMs

Posts

• July 2021 social media posts

Videos

• Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6
• Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.
• Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW
• July 2021 Paid Video Requests
• Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit

Chats without Chris

• Bella and Suitress chats
• Chess Club Chats
• Chris Chan Conservation Collective
• Kiwi Farms posts (Null)

See also

• Jail Saga