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[[Image:1247626135478.jpg|thumb|On '''15 July 2009''', Chris is spotted with a female.]]
[[Image:1247626135478.jpg|thumb|On '''15 July 2009''', Chris is spotted with a <s>whale</s> potential sweetheart.]]
[[Image:Z100_0798.jpg|thumb|On '''18 July 2009''', this is what Chris found...]]
[[Image:Z100_0798.jpg|thumb|On '''18 July 2009''', this is what Chris found...]]
[[Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|thumb| On '''24 July 2009''', /v/ finds out about his latest video...]]
[[Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|thumb| On '''24 July 2009''', /v/ finds out about his latest video...]]
[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|On '''29 July 2009''', Chris draws [[Collosal Chan]].]]  
[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|On '''29 July 2009''', Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]].]]
[[File:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|On '''31 July 2009''', the [[SingStar Challenge]] begins.]]


In '''July 2009''' Chris continued his newfound, somewhat wilder lifestyle, and more footage was leaked of Chris's activities in real life. Several photographs appeared of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and later on a video was shown of Chris hanging around in [[Charlottesville]]. As the month went on, Chris suddenly took interest in the saving of [[McIntire Park]], a piece of public property that was in risk of being demolished. Chris managed to get himself on TV two times by behaving retardedly, but nobody really cares. Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself [[CChanSonichuCWC]] appeared on YouTube, claiming to be the copyright holder of Sonichu, and thus the real Christian Chandler. Chris didn't take this lightly, and as July drew to a close, the situation became grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiated the [[SingStar Challenge]], a singing competition that would supposedly determine who was the real Chris-Chan.  
'''July''' was the seventh month of '''[[2009]]'''. [[Chris]] continued his newfound, somewhat wilder lifestyle, and more footage was leaked of his real-life activities. Several photographs appeared of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and a video was shown of Chris hanging around in [[Charlottesville]]. As the month went on, Chris suddenly took interest in the saving of [[McIntire Park]], a piece of public property that was in risk of being demolished; he managed to appear on a news report about the ordeal by complete accident.
 
Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself CChanSonichuCWC, soon to be nicknamed "[[Liquid Chris]]," appeared on YouTube, claiming to be the copyright holder of Sonichu, and thus the real Christian Chandler. "Solid Chris" didn't take this lightly, and as July drew to a close, the situation became grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiated the [[SingStar Challenge]], a singing competition that would supposedly determine who was the real Chris-Chan.  


==Events of July 2009==
==Events of July 2009==
*1 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]] and a video of him [[For G4s Web Soup|responding to G4]] showing a video of him.
* '''1 July''' - Chris uploads two videos, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]] (where he denies having any involvement in the death of [[BILLY MAYS]]) and [[For G4s Web Soup]] (where he responds to the defunct TV channel G4 showing a video of him).
*3 July - [[CChanSonichuCWC]] formally denounces the [[YouTube]] account CChanSonichu, claiming that he, the real Chris, abandoned that account and its current operator is an [[Ian Brandon Anderson|impostor]] Chris. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqE2k_KCGbs]
* '''3 July'''
*3 July - '''Video''' [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope ScrewAttackEurope] releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays|the first]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|many videos of Chris being interviewed]].
** [[CChanSonichuCWC]] [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|formally denounces]] the [[YouTube]] account CChanSonichu, claiming that he, the real Chris, abandoned that account and its current operator is an [[Ian Brandon Anderson|impostor]] Chris.
*4  July- '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith|Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith]].
** Larry Bundy Jr. (a.k.a. Guru Larry) releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays|the first]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|many videos of Chris being interviewed]].
*7 July - '''Video''' ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet|Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet]].
* '''4 July''' - Guru Larry releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith|Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith]].
*7 July - '''Video'''Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]].
* '''7 July'''
*10 July - Chris sends the first of the [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]].  
** Guru Larry releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet|Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet]].
*10 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads three videos--[[The July 10th Messages|ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119]]. Directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of death threats of slander in these videos resulted in the suspension of his YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
** Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]].
*11 July - '''Video''' Chris creates a new YouTube account, [[IBAChandler]], and uploads [[I Got A Fish |I GOT A FISH]] as well as a new video, [[A near public apology]].
* '''10 July'''
*12 July - Chris sends the last of the [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]].  
** Chris and Samantha Thaddeus exchange [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|emails]] regarding Chris's hacked [[PSN]] account.  
*13 July - '''Video''' Four more videos are uploaded featuring [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Chris out drinking]].
** Chris uploads three videos--[[The July 10th Messages|ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119]], directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of [[death threats]] and slander in these videos result in the suspension of his [[YouTube]] account, CChanSonichu.
*15 July - [[Two's company snapshots|Pictures]] emerge on [[4-cent_garbage|4-cent_garbage's]] /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavy girl.
* '''11 July'''
*17 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Rollin' and Trollin']], where he gives a tour of [[CWCville]] and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of [[CChanSonichuCWC]], who has been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
** Chris continues to beg Samantha Thaddeus for his PSN accounts.
*17 July - Chris writes and draws a [[Sonichu]] face on the [[Charlottesville]] [http://www.tjcenter.org/monument/ chalk wall]. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him.
** Chris creates a new YouTube account, [[IBAChandler]], and uploads [[I Got A Fish]] as well as a new video, [[A near public apology]].
*18 July - Chris uses [[Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in [[Katie Bay E-mails|a series of emails to her friend]] to try and get his foreign [[PS3|PSN accounts]] back.
* '''12 July''' - Chris spams [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in a desperate attempt to regain his Playstation Network accounts.  
*19 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC Trollin More]], in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
* '''13 July'''
*21 July - [[CChanSonichuCWC]] claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
** [[Jack Thaddeus]] and Chris exchange a series of [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|emails]]. Jack tells Chris that if he wants his [[PS3]] accounts back, he needs to film himself losing his [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] within a week.
*22 July - Chris is [[McIntire_Park#Chris_on_NBC|featured on NBC]], in the background at a rally to save [[McIntire Park]].
** Four more videos are uploaded featuring [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Chris out drinking]].
*22 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]], a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, [[A Preview]], a badly drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
* '''15 July''' - [[Two's company snapshots|Pictures]] emerge on [[4-cent_garbage|4-cent_garbage's]] /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavy girl.
*23 July - '''Video''' Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the True and Honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.  
* '''17 July'''
*23 July - Chris enters a secret "troll" IRC channel (not really), under an alias, and in a long [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC convo]], he tries to persuade the trolls to get him to rape [[Rocky]].
** Chris uploads [[Rollin' and Trollin']], where he gives a tour of [[CWCville]] and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of [[CChanSonichuCWC]], or "Liquid Chris," who had been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
*23 July - NBC 24 in Charlottesville broadcasts a [http://www.nbc29.com/global/video/flash/popupplayer.asp?ClipID1=3978766&h1=Save%20McIntire%20Radio%20Ad%20Controversy&vt1=v&at1=News&d1=120633&LaunchPageAdTag=Station%2020&activePane=info&rnd=7549648 news report] in which Chris was spotted with the Medallion in public.  
** Chris writes and draws a [[Sonichu]] face on the [[Charlottesville]] [http://www.tjcenter.org/monument/ chalk wall]. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him.
*23 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].  
** On about this date, according to [[Chris's resume]], he realized that his career goal was to get "paper-published" by a comic book company.  
*24 July - Last of the [[Katie Bay E-mails]] is sent.
* '''18 July'''
*24 July - '''Video''' A video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked onto [[:Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|4-cent_garbage's /v/]].  
** Chris uses [[Samantha Thaddeus]]'s email account in the first of [[Katie Bay E-mails|a series of emails to her friend]] to try and get his foreign [[PS3|PSN accounts]] back.
*24 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads a strange video, [[It's UGH!]], of him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video in less than 20 minutes.
** Chris also begins to use Samantha's email account to persuade [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2|Jack Thaddeus]] to hand over his accounts.
*24 July - '''Video''' Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads [[CWC Dare]] shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
* '''19 July'''
*25 July - '''Video''' [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] is uploaded by Chris.  
** [[Jack Thaddeus]] tells "Samantha" that he wants Chris to make a video admitting that his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video is a hoax, and another video in which he sings and dances.
*25 July - '''Video''' In addition, Chris uploads "[[It's UGH!#Remake|It's___]]", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
** As "Samantha," Chris continues to try to wrangle his account information from [[Katie Bay]] via [[Katie Bay E-mails|email]].
*26 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in which he proves to the world that he is the True and Honest CWC.
** Chris uploads [[CWC Trollin More]], in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
*26 July - Chris starts editing [[CWCipedia]] very intensively on a near-daily basis.
** Jack Thaddeus reiterates to "Samantha" that Chris needs to make the music video in which he sings and dances to "Girlfriend" by April Lavigne.
*28 July - Chris finally completes [[Episode 19]], eight months after he started it, and uploads the finished pages to the [[CWCipedia]].
* '''20 July''' - "Samantha" tells Katie Bay that she has cramps and that she still wants Chris's PSN accounts.
*29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjppCLp8QlE CWC More Than A Feeling], which is just him playing Guitar Hero.  
* '''21 July'''
*29 July - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].  
** [[Liquid Chris]] claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
*29 July - Chris reuploads the [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|"Holding Out For a Hero" music video]] as well as several other older videos. His newfound belief that [[Ivy]] was real after all appears to contribute to this decision.
** Jack Thaddeus informs "Samantha" about [[Liquid Chris]]. He also tells her that now Chris needs to make a video in which he humps his PS3 console.
*29 July - '''Video''' The CWCville Library leaks the [[CWC_"Boyfriend"#Alternate_Leaked_Edition|alternate]] version of CWC "Boyfriend".  
** Katie Bay asks "Samantha" if she wants to hang out.
*29 July - [[CChanSonichuCWC]] posts his own performance of "More Than A Feeling" to one-up Chris. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6t63XMQfg0] Chris [[:Image:Fake_chris_rages_on_youtube.png|rages]].
* '''22 July'''
*29 July - '''Video''' Chris [[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back|shaves his goatee]] on-camera in an effort to prove he's the real Chris, although he mostly proves he cannot properly handle sharp objects.
** "Samantha" tells Katie that she won't be able to make it.
*29 July - Chris draws [[Collosal Chan]], who will be appearing in [[Sonichu 10]].
** Chris is [[McIntire_Park#Chris_on_NBC|featured on NBC]], in the background at a rally to save [[McIntire Park]]. He is wearing the [[medallion]].
*31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris announces the [[SingStar Challenge]] with a [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|video]] against [[CChanSonichuCWC]].  
** Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]], a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, [[A Preview]], a badly drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
*31 July - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#IBAChandler's Entry|first performance]].
** As "Samantha," Chris tries to dissuade [[Jack Thaddeus]] from forcing Chris to hump his console.
* '''23 July'''
** Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the True and Honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.  
** Chris enters a secret "troll" IRC channel (not really), under an alias, and in a long [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC convo]], he tries to persuade the trolls to get him to rape [[Rocky]].  
** Chris uploads [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
** Chris asks Katie Bay if she is a troll or an innocent bystander.
* '''24 July'''
** A video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] is leaked onto [[:Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg|4-cent_garbage's /v/]].
** Chris [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|informs Jack Thaddeus]] about the humping video, and demands his accounts. Jack tells him to make a new video in which he sings a pro-gay song.  
** Chris uploads a strange video, [[It's UGH!]], of him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video in less than 20 minutes.
** Chris returns to email only to have Jack Thaddeus tell him to redo "It's UGH!."
** Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads [[CWC Dare]] shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
** Chris comes clean with [[Katie Bay|Katie]] and asks if they can be friends.
* '''25 July'''
** [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] is uploaded by Chris.  
** In addition, Chris uploads "[[It's UGH!#Remake|It's___]]", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
** Jack Thaddeus tells Chris he is still not satisfied with his video performances, but Chris gives up and tells him he can keep the PS3 accounts.
** [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Katie asks Chris]] what he thought about a televised [[Billy Mays]] tribute.
* '''26 July'''
** Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in which he proves to the world that he is the True and Honest CWC.
** Chris starts editing [[CWCipedia]] very intensively on a near-daily basis.
** Chris and Katie chat, and he asks her for help with the trolls.
* '''27 July'''
** Chris writes a letter to [[Michael Snyder]] demanding to know if he is a troll, and if so, why.
** [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Clyde Cash]] have [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8SoIldTn4U a phone call]
** Over [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|email]], Chris and Katie discuss headsets, the mall, and [[Billy Mays]].
* '''28 July'''
** Chris finally completes [[Episode 19]], eight months after he started it, and uploads the finished pages to the [[CWCipedia]].
** Chris and Katie Bay [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|discuss]] the finished comic pages, his unemployment, and [[Ivy]].
* '''29 July'''
** Chris and Katie chat in [[Spanish]].
** Chris uploads a video of him playing the song "[[CWC More Than A Feeling|More Than a Feeling]]" on ''[[Guitar Hero]]''.
** Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].
** Chris reuploads the [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|"Holding Out For a Hero" music video]] as well as several other older videos. His newfound belief that [[Ivy]] was real after all appears to contribute to this decision.
** The CWCville Library leaks the [[CWC_"Boyfriend"#Alternate_Leaked_Edition|alternate]] version of CWC "Boyfriend".
** [[Liquid Chris]] posts [[CWC More Than A Feeling#Response|his own performance]] of "More Than A Feeling" to one-up Chris. Chris rages.
** Chris [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaves his goatee]] on-camera - without any cream, to boot - in an effort to prove he's the real Chris, although he mostly proves he cannot properly handle sharp objects.
** Chris draws [[Colossal Chan]], who will be appearing in [[Sonichu 10]].
* '''30 July''' - Chris and Katie discuss the Spanish language and his new video.
* '''31 July'''
** Chris announces the [[SingStar Challenge]] with a [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|video]] against [[Liquid Chris]], and uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#IBAChandler's Entry|first performance]] in the competition.
** Chris tells Katie about the rules to the [[SingStar Challenge]] and asks her to be a judge.


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Latest revision as of 20:18, 3 September 2024

On 15 July 2009, Chris is spotted with a whale potential sweetheart.
On 18 July 2009, this is what Chris found...
On 24 July 2009, /v/ finds out about his latest video...
On 29 July 2009, Chris draws Colossal Chan.
On 31 July 2009, the SingStar Challenge begins.

July was the seventh month of 2009. Chris continued his newfound, somewhat wilder lifestyle, and more footage was leaked of his real-life activities. Several photographs appeared of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and a video was shown of Chris hanging around in Charlottesville. As the month went on, Chris suddenly took interest in the saving of McIntire Park, a piece of public property that was in risk of being demolished; he managed to appear on a news report about the ordeal by complete accident.

Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself CChanSonichuCWC, soon to be nicknamed "Liquid Chris," appeared on YouTube, claiming to be the copyright holder of Sonichu, and thus the real Christian Chandler. "Solid Chris" didn't take this lightly, and as July drew to a close, the situation became grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiated the SingStar Challenge, a singing competition that would supposedly determine who was the real Chris-Chan.

Events of July 2009

  • 1 July - Chris uploads two videos, Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (where he denies having any involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS) and For G4s Web Soup (where he responds to the defunct TV channel G4 showing a video of him).
  • 3 July
  • 4 July - Guru Larry releases Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith.
  • 7 July
  • 10 July
    • Chris and Samantha Thaddeus exchange emails regarding Chris's hacked PSN account.
    • Chris uploads three videos--ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119, directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of death threats and slander in these videos result in the suspension of his YouTube account, CChanSonichu.
  • 11 July
  • 12 July - Chris spams Samantha Thaddeus's email account in a desperate attempt to regain his Playstation Network accounts.
  • 13 July
  • 15 July - Pictures emerge on 4-cent_garbage's /v/ of Chris sitting in a bar with a rather heavy girl.
  • 17 July
    • Chris uploads Rollin' and Trollin', where he gives a tour of CWCville and claims that the autistic manchild we thought he was never existed. This plays into the hands of CChanSonichuCWC, or "Liquid Chris," who had been claiming to be the real autistic manchild for weeks.
    • Chris writes and draws a Sonichu face on the Charlottesville chalk wall. He did not have his camera when he drew it, and when he came back with it the next morning, others had drawn and written over him.
    • On about this date, according to Chris's resume, he realized that his career goal was to get "paper-published" by a comic book company.
  • 18 July
  • 19 July
    • Jack Thaddeus tells "Samantha" that he wants Chris to make a video admitting that his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video is a hoax, and another video in which he sings and dances.
    • As "Samantha," Chris continues to try to wrangle his account information from Katie Bay via email.
    • Chris uploads CWC Trollin More, in which he admits he really is an autistic manchild.
    • Jack Thaddeus reiterates to "Samantha" that Chris needs to make the music video in which he sings and dances to "Girlfriend" by April Lavigne.
  • 20 July - "Samantha" tells Katie Bay that she has cramps and that she still wants Chris's PSN accounts.
  • 21 July
    • Liquid Chris claims to have sold official Sonichu merchandise at Otakon, which seems to be the last straw for Chris, heating up the CWCivil War.
    • Jack Thaddeus informs "Samantha" about Liquid Chris. He also tells her that now Chris needs to make a video in which he humps his PS3 console.
    • Katie Bay asks "Samantha" if she wants to hang out.
  • 22 July
  • 23 July
    • Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the True and Honest CWC and not the impostor we know he is.
    • Chris enters a secret "troll" IRC channel (not really), under an alias, and in a long IRC convo, he tries to persuade the trolls to get him to rape Rocky.
    • Chris uploads Do Not Dis C Ville.
    • Chris asks Katie Bay if she is a troll or an innocent bystander.
  • 24 July
    • A video of Chris humping his PS3 is leaked onto 4-cent_garbage's /v/.
    • Chris informs Jack Thaddeus about the humping video, and demands his accounts. Jack tells him to make a new video in which he sings a pro-gay song.
    • Chris uploads a strange video, It's UGH!, of him uncomfortably singing the song "It's OK to be Gay". He removes the video in less than 20 minutes.
    • Chris returns to email only to have Jack Thaddeus tell him to redo "It's UGH!."
    • Apparently seeing the song as his anthem of independence from the trolls, Chris uploads CWC Dare shortly after deleting his "It's OK to be Gay" performance.
    • Chris comes clean with Katie and asks if they can be friends.
  • 25 July
    • CWC "Boyfriend" is uploaded by Chris.
    • In addition, Chris uploads "It's___", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
    • Jack Thaddeus tells Chris he is still not satisfied with his video performances, but Chris gives up and tells him he can keep the PS3 accounts.
    • Katie asks Chris what he thought about a televised Billy Mays tribute.
  • 26 July
    • Chris uploads Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in which he proves to the world that he is the True and Honest CWC.
    • Chris starts editing CWCipedia very intensively on a near-daily basis.
    • Chris and Katie chat, and he asks her for help with the trolls.
  • 27 July
  • 28 July
    • Chris finally completes Episode 19, eight months after he started it, and uploads the finished pages to the CWCipedia.
    • Chris and Katie Bay discuss the finished comic pages, his unemployment, and Ivy.
  • 29 July
  • 30 July - Chris and Katie discuss the Spanish language and his new video.
  • 31 July