2013
2013 was the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the two years before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began serving out his sentence. For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him, though judging from past experiences, it seemed pretty unlikely. Indeed, as of the end of this year, Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it.
2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any art or crafts or mention sex or his grand delusions. He also continued not to appear in public with the Medallion of Fail, and he showed more awareness of the trolls. Oddly, Chris made sporadic references to his weight, claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle.
However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from My Little Pony in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his high school gal pals had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.
Even the Wal-Mart store he frequents has had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He cursed the Manajerk for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later reveal that even his own family wants nothing to do with him or his mother - Cole Smithey didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter.
With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.
In May, an Imgur account of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since the death of his father earlier in 2011.
In August, Chris indicated that his health has taken a turn for the worse, which, when compounded with the other problems explained above, all point to one thing - The consequences of his actions (or lack thereof) are finally beginning to catch up to him.
In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, Alec Benson Leary leaked the Tour of Chris's House II video to the CWCki Forums.
January
- Main article: January 2013
This month was a bit dull, not unlike previous years. Aside from a McDonald's sighting, not much is worth noting.
February
- Main article: February 2013
This month marks Chris's 31st love day birthday.
March
- Main article: March 2013
Another bland month; however, Chris's step-brother Cole is married sometime during the interval.
April
- Main article: April 2013
Like previous months, uneventful. Chris mainly stayed to his Facebook profile.
May
- Main article: May 2013
This month marked the closing of Flipnote Hatena, a Nintendo-run website that Chris had frequented in the past, as well as some other internet activity and leaks.
June
- Main article: June 2013
Another video tour of Chris's house is leaked, this month, among a few Facebook and Twitter rants from Chris.
July
- Main article: July 2013
This month saw little activity aside from a few Facebook updates.
August
- Main article: August 2013
More Facebook activity from Chris for the duration of the month, along with a new Lego high school set.
September
- 1 September 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook about his favourite ponies in My Little Pony.
- 2 September 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook cursing a Manajerk, Rob Bell, Mary Lee Walsh and Megan Schroeder. Shorty after he informs the CWCki forums about this note. On the same day, Chris likes the Equestria Girls - Official Live Action Music Video (The Magic of Friendship) on YouTube.
- 3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his friends on Facebook about his stress, trolls and more, claiming that his blood pressure went up because of them.
- 4 September 2013 - Chris posts a 1-star review of Nathanael Greene Elementary School on Facebook, claiming that "The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life".
- 5 September 2013 - Chris's court information about the 28 October 2011 incident is updated. It seemed that Chris had been sentenced to 30 days confinement last year but the sentence was suspended and Chris paid a $247 fine instead.
- 6 September 2013 - The second anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure. Chris also shared a link about autistic interactions on Facebook and mentions his Autism Tutorial videos.On the same day, Chris makes a post on Facebook about how he has now been banned from Wal-Mart for vandalizing an XBox Live sign with a permanent marker.
- 7 September 2013 - Chris makes a Facebook post about how God made him scratch a woman's car in a parking lot. On the same day, some pictures of 14 Branchland Court are leaked on the CWCki Forums.
- 8 September 2013 - Chris whines on a YouTube video "Equestria Girls (Helping Twilight Win the Crown)" - MLP: Equestria Girls [My Little Rock Band] that the PS3 versions of the song should be made.
- 10 September 2013 - Chris shared a link to a ridiculous Facebook page "Brassieres For Males", supporting males to wear sports bras.
- 11 September 2013 - Chris shared a Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", claiming that It is a touching and good movie to watch today.
- 17 September 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that he has found a Sonic Underground DVD from either a troll or a fan which had been resting there for some time, as it was covered in rain water. He tells people that if they want to send him something, to put it in the newspaper box or have it shipped to his doorstep. He includes some visual aids and screencaps from Excel Saga.
- 18 September 2013 - Chris tries to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection on eBay for $65.
- 22 September 2013 - PCA, a CWCki Forums user, meets Chris in McDonald's in Charlottesville and provides two snapshots of him as a proof.
- 24 September - Chris posts a rant against Megan Schroeder on Facebook, revealing that he uses a Lego minifig of her as some sort of voodoo doll.
- 27 September - Chris writes a new Facebook post meant to correct what he sees as commonly held misconceptions about his past relationship with Megan.
October
- 1 October 2013 - Barbara's 72nd birthday.
- 3 October 2013 - Chris posts an angry Facebook rant directed at Megan.
- 4 October 2013 - Also blames Megan for the trolling and the Cwcki.
- 11 October 2013 - Chris posts a Facebook status debunking an impostor's claim that Chris was mugged during a short trip to the Philippines.
- 25 October 2013 - Chris films CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013.
- 28 October 2013 - Chris made a Facebook post to leave him alone.
- 30 October 2013 - Chris revealed in a Facebook post that he has finally realized, after corresponding with them, that his high school gal-pals didn't really like him and were just playing Pity the Autistic.
- 31 October 2013 - Halloween. Chris asks his former gal-pals to come to 14 Branchland Court and apologize.
November
- 4 November 2013 -Chris posts to Facebook again asking the world to ignore his porn. That same day,Chris offers further rationalizations and recriminations concerning ShecameforCWC.jpg. It would seem as if Chris is finally accepting responsibility for his actions, but then he unintentionally back-pedals by forgiving Megan, Michael Snyder, and Mary Lee Walsh for what they did to him.
- 5 November 2013 - Chris posts CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013 on Youtube, the first video since 2011.
- 6 November 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook that he wants LEGO's attention. It is also revealed that his video is part of another contest.
- 12 November 2013 - Chris posts another apology on Facebook.
- 15 November 2013 - Release of the life upgrade, upgraded: the PS4. It is unknown whether Chris has bought it yet.
- 19 November 2013 - Chris uploads pictures of his heart, crushed by Sarah Bevel and his other false and dishonest gal-pals, along with a sort of poem on Facebook.
- 23 November - Chris uses some of his monthly tugboat to get "So Need a Cute Girl" up on Amazon's MP3 store.
- 25 November - Chris posts 3DS friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other Pokémon players.
- 26 November - Chris apologizes to Megan. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.
- 28 November - Chris posts a Thanksgiving message.
- 30 November - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel.
December
- 5 December 2013 - Chris posts another Facebook status about being alone.
- 11 December 2013 - Alec Benson Leary leaks the Tour of Chris's House II video.
- 16 December 2013 - Chris posts an ad on Craigslist trying to sell his used porn collection for $1,000.
- 19 December 2013 - Kellie Andes links Chris's tickle yo' PUSSAY video on Facebook.
- 21 December 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook looking for Pokémon Safari friends.
- 22 December 2013 - A user on /v/ may have discovered Chris's Miiverse account, meaning that he bought a Wii U.
- 23 December 2013 - Chris posts about controversial Twitter user Justine Sacco's sticky dream about an autistic kid.
- 25 December 2013 - Christmas. And still no sweetheart from the ground up.
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