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[[Chris]] opened the month of '''November 2009''' with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 terrorist attacks to [[YouTube]] as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]]. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with [[Kacey]], as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for [[Sonichu]]'s [[copyright]], Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the [[comic]] on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on [[CWCipedia]].
'''November''' was the eleventh month of [[2009]]. Chris opened the month with a bang, uploading a [[Twin Falling Towers|staggeringly tone-deaf parody]] of the September 11 terrorist attacks to [[YouTube]] as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]]. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with [[Kacey]], as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for [[Sonichu]]'s [[copyright]], Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the [[comic]] on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on [[CWCipedia]].


==Events of November 2009==
==Events of November 2009==
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[[Image:Cwcsad.JPG|thumb|On '''6 November 2009''', Chris breaks out in tears.]]
[[Image:Cwcsad.JPG|thumb|On '''6 November 2009''', Chris breaks out in tears.]]
[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|On '''19 November 2009''', Chris breaks his word.]]
[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|On '''19 November 2009''', Chris breaks his word.]]
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|On '''November 20''' Chris called this "retarded", and on '''November 26th''' he claimed it was "constructive criticism".]]
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|On '''20 November 2009''' Chris called this "retarded," but on '''26 November''' he claims it's "constructive criticism."]]
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his website.]]
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his website.]]
* 1 November - Chris uploads [[I AM STRONG|a video]] where he flexes like a [[Autism|retard]]. And he got a haircut.
 
* 1 November - Chris uploads [[Twin Falling Towers|a video insulting the victims of 9/11]] in an attempt to get back to [[Clyde]].
* '''1 November'''
* 1 November - Chris uploads [[It will never end|a video]] threatening [[Clyde]] with a never-ending string of blackmail attempts. (Spoilers: He will [[fail]].)
** Chris uploads [[I AM STRONG|a video]] where he tries and fails to flex. He also gets a [[hair]]cut.
* 2 November - Chris uploads a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|lame apology for the 9/11 joke]] he made the day before.
** Chris uploads [[Twin Falling Towers|a video insulting the victims of 9/11]] in an attempt to get back to [[Clyde]].
* 2 November - Chris uploads some [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_74 more pages] from [[Sonichu 9]] to [[CWCipedia]], introducing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[BlazeBob Sonichu]].
** Chris uploads [[It will never end|a video]] threatening [[Clyde]] with a never-ending string of blackmail attempts. (Spoiler alert: he failed.)
* 3 November - Chris uploads a [[11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey‎|new video]] in which he talks about rescuing [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]]. He also uploads a [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler‎|video]] in which he plays an ''[[LBP]]'' level dedicated to rescuing her.
* '''2 November'''
* 5 November - Chris uploads [[11042009 51 50|a video]] with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength.
** Chris [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apologizes for the 9/11 joke]] he made the day before, and at the same time doubles down by turning the Twin Towers into cake candles.
* 5 November - In a new [[No More Jokes|video]], Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with.
** Chris uploads some [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_74 more pages] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] to [[CWCipedia]], introducing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]].
* 6 November - In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|new video]], Chris begs for [[china]].
* '''3 November'''
* 8 November - In a YouTube video, [[CChanSonichuCWC]] leaks [[Sonichu Special 4]], in which he gets shot by Chris.
** The [[Wikipedia:Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|Virginia gubernatorial election]]. Chris had misgivings about both Creigh Deeds and Bob McDonnell, the respective Democratic and Republican candidates. Chris talked about either writing in Snoopy as a form of protest or voting for Deeds as the lesser evil.<ref>See [[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]], [[Regina e-mails#Chris answers a bunch of questions, is still a virgin]] and [[Kacey Call 19]].</ref> It is not known how he eventually voted.
* 10 November - Chris uploads a [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage.
** Chris uploads a [[11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey‎|new video]] in which he talks about rescuing [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]]. He also uploads a [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler‎|video]] in which he plays an ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level dedicated to rescuing her.
* 10 November - [[Father Call|Audio recording]] of the conversation between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s Dad is released to [[/cwc/]] by [[Bryan Bash]]
* '''4 November''' - Chris has [[Father Call|a discussion]] with Kacey's father over the phone, about his future and his potential worthiness as a son-in-law. It doesn't go well.
* 11 November - In the moments before their wedding [[Bryan Bash]] leaks a follow-up to the father call featuring [[Kacey and Liquid Call|both Kacey and Liquid]].
* '''5 November'''
* 11 November - Chris makes his first known post on [[GameFAQs]], asking if the PSP version of [[LittleBigPlanet]] would be able to communicate with the [[PS3]] version.
** Chris uploads [[11042009 51 50|a video]] with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength.
* 12 November - Chris uploads a [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|video]] in which he shows the certificate of [[Sonichu]]'s registration to the trolls.
** In another [[No More Jokes|video]], Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with.
* 14 November - Chris uploads a [[11142009|video]] denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] pages.
* '''6 November''' - In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|new video]], Chris begs for [[china]].
* 14 November - [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] leaks an [[:Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|e-mail]] Chris sent her, in which he [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] and demands [[Chris and money|money]].
* '''8 November''' - In a YouTube video, [[CChanSonichuCWC]] leaks [[Sonichu Special 4]], in which he gets shot by Chris.
* 14 November - Beginning his promised "daily updates", Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_76 one new page] of [[Sonichu 9]].
* '''between 8 and 10 November''' - Kacey [[Kacey and Liquid Call|calls Chris]], distraught over the new comic pages where Chris shoots her boyfriend, and is also angry at him for breaking his promises towards her and not being a good person. A wild Liquid appears, and the shit hits the fan.
* 15 November - Chris manages to continue to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_77 keep his promise], with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second [[Sonichu Fan Promo]].
* '''10 November'''
* 16 November - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_78 a new page] reviving the famous cry of "OW! MY AXELS!"
** Kacey reads Chris the riot act over the [[The End for Real|phone]], announces her marriage to Liquid, and breaks all formal ties with Chris.
* 17 November - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] by drawing him as a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_79 brown sonichu] in one of his daily updates.
** Chris uploads a [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage.
* 18 November - Christian uploads a new page, with an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_80 incredibly lame fight scene].
** An [[Father Call|audio recording]] of the conversation between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad is released to [[/cwc/]] by [[Bryan Bash]].
* 19 November - Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry in which he claims [[Vivian Gee]] is going to help him advertise Sonichu.
* '''11 November''' - In the moments before their wedding, [[Bryan Bash]] leaks the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 19 November - Chris begins answering [[Mailbag|fan mail]].
* '''12 November''' - Chris does a complete 180° from his previous video and [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|happily shows off]] the certificate of [[Sonichu]]'s registration to the trolls.
* 20 November - In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the [[homos]].
* '''14 November'''
* 20 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he admits to fucking up the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' plotline.
** Chris uploads a [[11142009|video]] denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] pages.
* 20 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_81 page 81].
** [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] leaks an [[:Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|e-mail]] Chris sent her, in which he [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] and demands [[Chris and money|money]].
* 21 November - Chris answers some of the letters from [[Mailbag 2]]. Chris also puts up a [[Rejected Mailbag]] and a [[Mailbag 3|new Mailbag]] page.
** Beginning his promised "daily updates," Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_76 one new page] of [[Sonichu 9]].
* 21 November - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_82 page 82].
* '''15 November''' - Chris manages to continue to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_77 keep his promise], with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second [[Sonichu Fan Promo]].
* 22 November - A [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from [[2004]] is leaked on [[CWCki]] and [[Krapple]] simultaneously.
* '''16 November''' - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_78 a new page] reviving the famous cry of "OW! MY AXELS!"
* 22 November - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_83 Page 83] is uploaded.
* '''17 November''' - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] by drawing him as a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_79 brown sonichu] in one of his daily updates.
* 23 November - Chris uploads [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|two videos]] in which he tries to sell his comic to "business people".
* '''18 November''' - Christian uploads a new page, with an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_80 incredibly lame fight scene].
* 23 November - Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site.
* '''19 November'''
* 23 November - Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.
** Chris makes his first known post on [[GameFAQs]], asking if the PSP version of [[LittleBigPlanet]] would be able to communicate with the [[PS3]] version.
* 24 November - Chris uploads a [[Sonichu Powerpoint|video version]] of his PowerPoint presentation, [[The Sonichu Chronicles]].
** Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry in which he claims [[Vivian Gee]] is going to help him advertise Sonichu.
* 24 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_85 two new pages], featuring the return of [[Darkbind]] and [[Bionic]].
** Chris begins answering [[Mailbag|fan mail]].
* 25 November - Chris responds to about half the messages in [[Mailbag 3]], claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow.  His sysop also creates pages for [[Mailbag 4]], and [[Mailbag 5]].
* '''20 November'''
* 25 November - Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#25 November 2009|blog]], primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.
** In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the [[homos]].
* 25 November - Chris adds [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_86 yet another page] to Sonichu 9.
** Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he admits to fucking up the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' plotline.
* 26 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_87 four] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_88 brand] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_89 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_90 pages].
** Chris posts [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_81 page 81].
* 26 November - Chris finishes answering/censoring [[Mailbag 3]], and claims that he will finish the [[Mailbag 4|remaining]] [[Mailbag 5|mailbags]] over the next two days.
* '''21 November'''
* 27 November - Chris manages to keep his promise and answers/deletes all the letters in [[Mailbag 4]].
** Chris answers some of the letters from [[Mailbag 2]]. Chris also puts up a [[Rejected Mailbag]] and a [[Mailbag 3|new Mailbag]] page.
* 27 November - Chris uploads yet another [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_91 page].
** Chris posts [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_82 page 82].
* 28 November - Chris manages to answer all the letters in [[Mailbag 5]] without deleting any of them, and answers [[Mailbag 6]].
* '''22 November'''
* 29 November - Chris uploads an [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_92 almost unreadable page], and updates his [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|blog]].
** A [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from [[2004]] is leaked on [[CWCki]] and [[Krapple]] simultaneously.
* 29 November - Chris lights the first of the Christmas advent-candles at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Church]], and read from the bible.  
** [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_83 Page 83] is uploaded.
* 30 November - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_93 page 93]. No former [[sweethearts]] are slaughtered on this page.
** Vivian is fed up with Chris not keeping his promise, and calls him lazy.
* '''23 November'''
** Chris uploads [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|two videos]] in which he tries to sell his comic to "business people."
** Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site.
** Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.
* '''24 November'''
** In an [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|email]], Chris asks [[Jack Thaddeus]] to remove the gay ads from the [[CWCipedia]].
** Chris uploads a [[Sonichu Powerpoint|video version]] of his PowerPoint presentation, [[The Sonichu Chronicles]].
** Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_85 two new pages], featuring the return of [[Darkbind]] and [[Bionic]].
* '''25 November'''
** Chris responds to about half the messages in [[Mailbag 3]], claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for [[Mailbag 4]], and [[Mailbag 5]].
** Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#25 November 2009|blog]], primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.
** Chris adds [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_86 yet another page] to Sonichu 9.
** Chris asks Vivian for more time to keep his promises to her, which she keeps him a week. The two then discuss the Sonichu pages Chris is currently drawing.
* '''26 November'''
** Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_87 four] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_88 brand] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_89 new] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_90 pages].
** Chris finishes answering/censoring [[Mailbag 3]], and claims that he will finish the [[Mailbag 4|remaining]] [[Mailbag 5|mailbags]] over the next two days.
* '''27 November'''
** Chris manages to keep his promise and answers/deletes all the letters in [[Mailbag 4]].
** Chris uploads yet another [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_91 page].
* '''28 November''' - Chris manages to answer all the letters in [[Mailbag 5]] without deleting any of them, and answers [[Mailbag 6]].
* '''29 November'''
** Chris uploads an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 almost unreadable page], and updates his [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|blog]].
** Chris lights the first of the Christmas advent-candles at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]], and read from the Bible.  
* '''30 November''' - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_93 page 93]. No former [[sweethearts]] are slaughtered on this page.
 
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Latest revision as of 04:12, 27 September 2024

November was the eleventh month of 2009. Chris opened the month with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 terrorist attacks to YouTube as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail Clyde Cash. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with Kacey, as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for Sonichu's copyright, Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the comic on an almost daily basis and answering the Mailbag on CWCipedia.

Events of November 2009

On 3 November 2009, Chris shows off his new haircut.
On 6 November 2009, Chris breaks out in tears.
On 19 November 2009, Chris breaks his word.
On 20 November 2009 Chris called this "retarded," but on 26 November he claims it's "constructive criticism."
On 23 November 2009 Chris notices these on his website.
  • 1 November
  • 2 November
  • 3 November
    • The Virginia gubernatorial election. Chris had misgivings about both Creigh Deeds and Bob McDonnell, the respective Democratic and Republican candidates. Chris talked about either writing in Snoopy as a form of protest or voting for Deeds as the lesser evil.[1] It is not known how he eventually voted.
    • Chris uploads a new video in which he talks about rescuing Kacey from Liquid. He also uploads a video in which he plays an LittleBigPlanet level dedicated to rescuing her.
  • 4 November - Chris has a discussion with Kacey's father over the phone, about his future and his potential worthiness as a son-in-law. It doesn't go well.
  • 5 November
    • Chris uploads a video with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength.
    • In another video, Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with.
  • 6 November - In a new video, Chris begs for china.
  • 8 November - In a YouTube video, CChanSonichuCWC leaks Sonichu Special 4, in which he gets shot by Chris.
  • between 8 and 10 November - Kacey calls Chris, distraught over the new comic pages where Chris shoots her boyfriend, and is also angry at him for breaking his promises towards her and not being a good person. A wild Liquid appears, and the shit hits the fan.
  • 10 November
    • Kacey reads Chris the riot act over the phone, announces her marriage to Liquid, and breaks all formal ties with Chris.
    • Chris uploads a video in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage.
    • An audio recording of the conversation between Chris and Kacey's dad is released to /cwc/ by Bryan Bash.
  • 11 November - In the moments before their wedding, Bryan Bash leaks the Kacey and Liquid Call.
  • 12 November - Chris does a complete 180° from his previous video and happily shows off the certificate of Sonichu's registration to the trolls.
  • 14 November
  • 15 November - Chris manages to continue to keep his promise, with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second Sonichu Fan Promo.
  • 16 November - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up a new page reviving the famous cry of "OW! MY AXELS!"
  • 17 November - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with Liquid Chris by drawing him as a brown sonichu in one of his daily updates.
  • 18 November - Christian uploads a new page, with an incredibly lame fight scene.
  • 19 November
    • Chris makes his first known post on GameFAQs, asking if the PSP version of LittleBigPlanet would be able to communicate with the PS3 version.
    • Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd Captain's Log Blog entry in which he claims Vivian Gee is going to help him advertise Sonichu.
    • Chris begins answering fan mail.
  • 20 November
    • In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the homos.
    • Chris writes a new Captain's Log Blog entry, in which he admits to fucking up the Sonichu plotline.
    • Chris posts page 81.
  • 21 November
  • 22 November
  • 23 November
    • Chris uploads two videos in which he tries to sell his comic to "business people."
    • Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site.
    • Chris writes a new Captain's Log Blog entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.
  • 24 November
  • 25 November
    • Chris responds to about half the messages in Mailbag 3, claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for Mailbag 4, and Mailbag 5.
    • Chris updates his blog, primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.
    • Chris adds yet another page to Sonichu 9.
    • Chris asks Vivian for more time to keep his promises to her, which she keeps him a week. The two then discuss the Sonichu pages Chris is currently drawing.
  • 26 November
  • 27 November
    • Chris manages to keep his promise and answers/deletes all the letters in Mailbag 4.
    • Chris uploads yet another page.
  • 28 November - Chris manages to answer all the letters in Mailbag 5 without deleting any of them, and answers Mailbag 6.
  • 29 November
  • 30 November - Chris uploads page 93. No former sweethearts are slaughtered on this page.

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