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'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].


On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.  
[[Image:Facebook.jpg|thumb|right|''The CWC Network'', coming to a theater near you!]]
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Beel|the Beast]].]]


Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].
'''Facebook''' is a social media platform with over 2 billion registered users, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], who used the site for around 13 years.


Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.
Chris probably created his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].


On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]]. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.
==Notes From The Man Himself==


===I am a good man===
On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account. Between 2012 and 2018, it was his main social media platform, using it to leave occasional open notes for trolls; talking to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna McLerran|Anna]], [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] and [[William Elliott Waterman|William]]; and whoring his [[eBay]] merchandise. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[Kiwi Farms]], proving that he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].
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Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm


There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.
Nowadays, Chris uses Facebook much less frequently, having since jumped over to [[Twitter]].  


Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.
==Chris's first Facebook account profile==
This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. While some text is missing, it appears to be similar to his [[MySpace]] account at that time. Trolls also discovered a series of [[Facebook messages|messages]] and [[Facebook statuses|statuses]] associated with this account.


Please help me, so I can help you one day.
===Basic Information===
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[[File:Facebook profile pic.jpeg|left]]
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Networks - [[Charlottesville]], VA


===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===
Sex - Male


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Birthday - February 24, 1982
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm


When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."
Hometown - [[Ruckersville]], VA
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
}}


===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===
Relationship Status - Single


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Interested in - Women
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm


Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.
Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play


Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
Political Views - Moderate
}}


===What I am looking for in a woman===
[[Chris and religion|Religious Views]] - Christian


(note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died)
===Personal Information===
====Activities====
I enjoy drawing, listening to [[music]], playing [[video games]] and [[Pokemon]] or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]] card games. I also like anime, creating with [[LEGO|Lego]] pieces, [[My Little Pony]], [[Transformers]], and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu Site]], http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.


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I go to the [[Game Place|Comic Game & Hobby Place]], next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am


<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).
And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]


-21 to 29-years old<br />
====Favorite Quotations====
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT<br />
Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better<br />
-NOT A Smoker<br />
-Carefree/Light-Hearted<br />
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)<br />
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem<br />
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)<br />
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches<br />
-Brunette or Blonde hair<br />
-B-Cup size minimum<br />
-Clean<br />
-Casual<br />
-Not Crazy or Abusive<br />
-Make-Up Optional<br />
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
}}


===Unsolicited Friend Requests===
I am [[Financhu Crisis|fully capable of providing the necessities]], [[duck|and then some,]] for the [[ego|Lucky Woman]] who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.


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<3 :)
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm


'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY  from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''
====About Me====
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I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from [[Manchester High School]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[PVCC]] with two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding [[tobacky|smokers]] and [[alcohol|drunks]]). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.


===Shooting Myself in the Foot===
Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!


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I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm


I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]
Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.
}}


===An Open Note===
And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)
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Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm


I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]
I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of [[Hanna|lying and backstabbing]] done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is [[List of Chris's lies|honest]], caring and will love me for who I am.  


The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.
===Contact Information===
'''Email:'''


You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
itsamecwc@aol.com
}}


===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===
katiebaybug@gmail.com


(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)
'''AIM:''' CWCSonichu


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'''Website:'''
Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm


It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.
[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|http://www.sonichu.net]]


[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.
[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com]]


And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.
[[MySpace|http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc]]


You Trolls, Get A Life.
===Education and Work===
'''Colleges:'''


Sincerely,<br/>
[[PVCC|Piedmont Virginia Community College]] '06
Christian Weston Chandler<br/>
4/13/2012
}}


===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===
[[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design (CADD)]]


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[[University of Virginia|University of Virgina]]
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am


Heh.  Heh.  Heh. ;:j
[[Sweetheart Search]]


I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].
'''High School:'''


[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.
[[Manchester High School]] '00


You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.
===Groups===
Member of: One Body of Christ Experiment (all Christians on Facebook), Adult Swim We Love/Hate, [[I Love Lucy]]...the daughter of the devil, Before I liked girls, I liked the Pink Power Ranger!, Amy Jo Johnson Fan Club, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fans of Monica Rial


HA HA HA.
==Chris's current Facebook account profile==
Chris's suffering at the hands of the trolls has, over the past several years, taught him to be more cautious about sharing personal information. In particular, he no longer sees much point in using Facebook as an attraction sign, and he is more circumspect about selling himself to strangers. Hence, his current profile (as of Oct, 2017) is pared down compared to the original.


<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref>
===Details About Christian===
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===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===
I am an all-around, [[Death threats|good natured]], high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, [[Chris and art|artist]], gamer and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]] type.


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I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.
Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45


In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.
(IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS) [This line was eventually deleted.]
Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.
Christian Weston Chandler.
April 25, 2012
MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps
www.youtube.com
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...


[[File:Saved.jpg]]
I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :)


<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki>
===Name Pronunciation===
}}


Chris later commented:
''Added during the [[Tomgirl]] saga.''


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kris-TEEN CHAND-ler
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.
}}


===I have decided===
===Other Names===
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Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35


The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].
<s>Other: Christian Weston Chandler</s>
I Welcome All.
<s>Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler
Sincerely,<br/>
Christian Weston Chandler<br/>
April 25, 2012
}}


Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.
Nickname: [[Spanish|Ricardo]]</s>


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Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''
I Welcome All.
Sincerely,<br/>
Christian Weston Chandler<br/>
April 25, 2012
}}


Chris later commented:
Nickname: Tini


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Other: Christine Weston Chandler
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}


===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===
Birth Name: Christopher Weston Chandler
28 April 2012
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
===Relationship===


You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j
<s>Single</s>


To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]
<s>[[Jessica Quinn|It's been complicated since September 7, 2017]]</s>


You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].
[[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|In a relationship since March 2, 2018]]


In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]
===Family Members===


I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]
Joe Carey (cousin)


YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.
Beverly Carey (cousin)


Sincerely,
===Contact and Basic Info===
[[File:April212015 Facebook profile-min.jpg|thumb|200px|Profile as of [[April 2015]]]]
Birthday: February 24, 1982


Christian Weston Chandler
Gender: <s>Male</s> <s>Lesbian Transwoman </s> Bisexual Transwoman''[sic]''


4/28/2012
Pronoun: She [''NOTE: added during process of identifying as [[transgender]]'']


<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".
Interested In: <s>Women</s> Men and women<ref>added 15 April 2018</ref>
}}


===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===
Languages: English · Spanish
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41


And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant.  Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]
Religious Views: Baptized Methodist


[[File:Lucrid.jpg]]
In April 2015, Chris added: "Some serious; delightful to know and talk about."
}}


===Hey, Trollies===
Political Views: <s>Moderate</s> [[Death_threats#Donald_Trump|Center]]
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You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.  
On 20 April 2015, Chris changed his gender to "Lesbian TransWoman: Female, Lesbian Soul in Male Body," and also clarified that the preferred pronoun was "She." On 22 August 2015, Chris again revised the gender entry to read: "Lipstick Lesbian Transwoman: Wild, Exotic, Femme Female Soul in male bod."
   
And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].
You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.
[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]
I ain't tellin' ya nothing.
Good Day,
Christian W. Chandler.
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]
P.S.  It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}


Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.<ref>[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]</ref> Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.
===Life Events===
1982 - Born on February 24, [[1982]]


===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===
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{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43
File:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg
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She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]
1996 - Started School at [[Manchester High School]]
Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.
Sincerely,


Christian W. Chandler.
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File:Manchester 2000.jpg
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May 3, 2012}}
2000 - Graduated from Manchester High School


===Mimms===
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{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35
File:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg
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Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.
2000 - Started School at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]


Facebook.com/TehRussian
On 3 September 2013, Chris added:


Sincerely,
I was banned from an English Class, because I overreacted and misunderstood an assignment, and the Male Professor [[Kick the Autistic|had a beef against Autistic People]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], "Dean of Student Services", overreacted and interfered with my early [[Sweetheart Search]] days. [[Chris and reality|She made it obvious that True Love was Illegal]] in the state of [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]], or at least [[Charlottesville]], VA. She banned me from PVCC to seek psychiatry and anger management before resuming to get my [[CADD]] Degree. Years later, after I apologized for making her out to be a witch, Mary Lee Walsh Permanently banned me from Piedmont Virginia Community College What a crazy bitch.


Christian W. Chandler
''This paragraph was later removed.''


5/12/2012}}
2006 - Graduated from Piedmont Virginia Community College


===To The Trolls===
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This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref>
File:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]
</gallery>


I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.
2014 - [[Catherine|In a Relationship]]


Sincerely,
===Current city and hometown===
Christian Weston Chandler
June 4, 2012
}}


[[Ruckersville, Virginia|Ruckersville, VA]]


===Hey! Damn trolls!===
Chris provides no information about his favorite movies, TV shows, music, or games. Over time he has reviewed a few institutions as the mood strikes him. He is a member of four public groups: [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], the Manchester High Sports Page, "[[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris Hits Up a Gay Bar...Seriously|Events at Impulse Gay Social Club]]," and "Children's [[Autism]] Hope Project."


Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]
==Friends, followers, and reactions==
Chris has "follow" enabled, meaning that anyone can follow his account without sending him a friend request.  However, only his friends can send him comments.  The majority of reactions he receives are "Haha" and "Angry", which are used similarly to a "thumbs down" on YouTube.


==Photos Commented on by Chris==
Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.
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|Photos commented on by Chris
|<gallery perrow="5">


{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris.jpeg|Chris accuses his friend of trying to look like him.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris2.jpeg|Chris wishes Brian Smart, formerly Sarah Bevel's boyfriend, a happy life with his new wife.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris3.jpeg|Chris talks about the removal of his baby teeth.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris4.jpeg|Chris finds his friend's drawing of Anna cute.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris5.jpeg|Chris likes LEGOs.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris6.jpeg|Chris likes sandwiches.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris7.jpeg|Aww.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris8.jpeg|Chris is attracted to Linnea Hiltzheimer.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris9.jpeg|Unfortunately, Linnea is not a Boyfriend-Free Girl.


Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!
</gallery>}}
Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!
Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!
Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!
Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!
Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!
Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!
Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!
Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!
Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!
Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!
Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!
Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!
Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!
Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!
Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!


}}
==Facebook Shares and Likes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Share
! Link
! Date
|-
|Crackle
|https://www.facebook.com/crackle
|24 July 2013
|-
|Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4?
|http://bit.ly/futuregear
|24 July 2013
|-
|LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot
|http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16
|5 August 2013
|-
|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray]
|http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC
|7 August 2013
|-
|[[Affair with Mother|Mother-Son Couple Arrested For Incest]] Attempt to Change How We Look at Romance
|http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d
|10 August 2016
|-
|}


In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:
==Toro's Friend Network==
[[File:Facebookpic.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Chris's profile pic during his brief 2011 Facebook presence.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Date
|-
|Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook.
|4 June 2013
|-
|Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa.
|7 June 2013
|-
|Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof!
|11 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit!
|12 June 2013
|-
|Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|}


{{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]
==iOS==
Fighta Jet Lopez:  Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuels this suggestion.<ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>
 
Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.
 
Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?


Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png</ref>
The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
}}


=== You WILL be brought in! ===
==Imgur==
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}
On 26 May 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.


One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris and his ego#Surrendering Information|Chris himself]]''.


As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.
==The End?==
On 2 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was set to private. While the reasons for the disruption are unknown, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website [[Chris and the Internet|as per]] [[Wikipedia|usual]]. His infractions have included sexually explicit artwork, screenshots of sexting, death threats to Sega employees, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. Later on the next day, Chris's account was put back online. Chris was briefly suspended again in 2016, for making multiple death threats against [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].


{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]
==Current status==
 
Since leaving [[Jail_Saga|jail]] Chris has made one Facebook post, a link to [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]].
Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".
Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.
}}
 
=== Stop sending me friend requests! ===
 
{{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]
 
I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}
 
To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.
 
=== Please forgive me! ===
 
{{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.
I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}
 
On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show.  Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic.
 
==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>
 
The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]].


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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|Gallery of interesting Facebook-related material
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
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File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb. 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
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File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double-dog-daring the intruder of his Facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
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File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white-knighting [[Anna McLerran|Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|A profile picture as of May 8th, 2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
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File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect seeing the MLP parodies had on him.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
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File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses {{w|Garnier Fructis}} Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
</gallery>
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
</center>
File:Facebook2.jpg|...and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris whining about ''Equestria Girls''.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|U Gotta Believe!
File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|
File:LadyManajerk.PNG|
File:KTLi61d.png|
File:MegagiHatesYou.jpg|
File:CWCFacebook4October.png|
File:GamePlaceRevelations.png|
</gallery>}}


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
==References==
==References==
<references/>
<references/>
==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]
*[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0w4RktXQWNuYUU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album]  
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His friends list has hit the number of the Beast.

Facebook is a social media platform with over 2 billion registered users, one of whom is Chris, who used the site for around 13 years.

Chris probably created his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account. Between 2012 and 2018, it was his main social media platform, using it to leave occasional open notes for trolls; talking to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna, Kim and William; and whoring his eBay merchandise. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the Kiwi Farms, proving that he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.

Nowadays, Chris uses Facebook much less frequently, having since jumped over to Twitter.

Chris's first Facebook account profile

This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. While some text is missing, it appears to be similar to his MySpace account at that time. Trolls also discovered a series of messages and statuses associated with this account.

Basic Information

Facebook profile pic.jpeg

Networks - Charlottesville, VA

Sex - Male

Birthday - February 24, 1982

Hometown - Ruckersville, VA

Relationship Status - Single

Interested in - Women

Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play

Political Views - Moderate

Religious Views - Christian

Personal Information

Activities

I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my Sonichu Site, http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.

I go to the Comic Game & Hobby Place, next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.

And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]

Favorite Quotations

Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.

I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.

<3 :)

About Me

I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!

I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.

Contact Information

Email:

itsamecwc@aol.com

katiebaybug@gmail.com

AIM: CWCSonichu

Website:

http://www.sonichu.net

http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com

http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc

Education and Work

Colleges:

Piedmont Virginia Community College '06

Computer Aided Drafting & Design (CADD)

University of Virgina

Sweetheart Search

High School:

Manchester High School '00

Groups

Member of: One Body of Christ Experiment (all Christians on Facebook), Adult Swim We Love/Hate, I Love Lucy...the daughter of the devil, Before I liked girls, I liked the Pink Power Ranger!, Amy Jo Johnson Fan Club, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fans of Monica Rial

Chris's current Facebook account profile

Chris's suffering at the hands of the trolls has, over the past several years, taught him to be more cautious about sharing personal information. In particular, he no longer sees much point in using Facebook as an attraction sign, and he is more circumspect about selling himself to strangers. Hence, his current profile (as of Oct, 2017) is pared down compared to the original.

Details About Christian

I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.

I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.

(IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS) [This line was eventually deleted.]

I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :)

Name Pronunciation

Added during the Tomgirl saga.

kris-TEEN CHAND-ler

Other Names

Other: Christian Weston Chandler

Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler

Nickname: Ricardo

Name with title: Christian Weston Chandler

Nickname: Tini

Other: Christine Weston Chandler

Birth Name: Christopher Weston Chandler

Relationship

Single

It's been complicated since September 7, 2017

In a relationship since March 2, 2018

Family Members

Joe Carey (cousin)

Beverly Carey (cousin)

Contact and Basic Info

Profile as of April 2015

Birthday: February 24, 1982

Gender: Male Lesbian Transwoman Bisexual Transwoman[sic]

Pronoun: She [NOTE: added during process of identifying as transgender]

Interested In: Women Men and women[1]

Languages: English · Spanish

Religious Views: Baptized Methodist

In April 2015, Chris added: "Some serious; delightful to know and talk about."

Political Views: Moderate Center

On 20 April 2015, Chris changed his gender to "Lesbian TransWoman: Female, Lesbian Soul in Male Body," and also clarified that the preferred pronoun was "She." On 22 August 2015, Chris again revised the gender entry to read: "Lipstick Lesbian Transwoman: Wild, Exotic, Femme Female Soul in male bod."

Life Events

1982 - Born on February 24, 1982

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1996 - Started School at Manchester High School

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2000 - Graduated from Manchester High School

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2000 - Started School at Piedmont Virginia Community College

On 3 September 2013, Chris added:

I was banned from an English Class, because I overreacted and misunderstood an assignment, and the Male Professor had a beef against Autistic People. Mary Lee Walsh, "Dean of Student Services", overreacted and interfered with my early Sweetheart Search days. She made it obvious that True Love was Illegal in the state of Virginia, or at least Charlottesville, VA. She banned me from PVCC to seek psychiatry and anger management before resuming to get my CADD Degree. Years later, after I apologized for making her out to be a witch, Mary Lee Walsh Permanently banned me from Piedmont Virginia Community College What a crazy bitch.

This paragraph was later removed.

2006 - Graduated from Piedmont Virginia Community College

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2014 - In a Relationship

Current city and hometown

Ruckersville, VA

Chris provides no information about his favorite movies, TV shows, music, or games. Over time he has reviewed a few institutions as the mood strikes him. He is a member of four public groups: FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!, the Manchester High Sports Page, "Events at Impulse Gay Social Club," and "Children's Autism Hope Project."

Friends, followers, and reactions

Chris has "follow" enabled, meaning that anyone can follow his account without sending him a friend request. However, only his friends can send him comments. The majority of reactions he receives are "Haha" and "Angry", which are used similarly to a "thumbs down" on YouTube.

Photos Commented on by Chris

Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.

Photos commented on by Chris

  • Chris accuses his friend of trying to look like him.

  • Chris wishes Brian Smart, formerly Sarah Bevel's boyfriend, a happy life with his new wife.

  • Chris talks about the removal of his baby teeth.

  • Chris finds his friend's drawing of Anna cute.

  • Chris likes LEGOs.

  • Chris likes sandwiches.

  • Aww.

  • Chris is attracted to Linnea Hiltzheimer.

  • Unfortunately, Linnea is not a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

Facebook Shares and Likes

Share Link Date
Crackle https://www.facebook.com/crackle 24 July 2013
Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4? http://bit.ly/futuregear 24 July 2013
LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16 5 August 2013
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray] http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC 7 August 2013
Mother-Son Couple Arrested For Incest Attempt to Change How We Look at Romance http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d 10 August 2016

Toro's Friend Network

Chris's profile pic during his brief 2011 Facebook presence.
Text Date
Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook. 4 June 2013
Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya. 5 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya. 5 June 2013
Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa. 6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya. 6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya. 6 June 2013
Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa. 7 June 2013
Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa. 11 June 2013
Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof! 11 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya. 11 June 2013
Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa. 12 June 2013
Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit! 12 June 2013
Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon. 12 June 2013
Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa. 12 June 2013

iOS

On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion.[2]

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

Imgur

Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak

On 26 May 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.

The End?

On 2 July 2015, Chris's Facebook account was set to private. While the reasons for the disruption are unknown, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. His infractions have included sexually explicit artwork, screenshots of sexting, death threats to Sega employees, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. Later on the next day, Chris's account was put back online. Chris was briefly suspended again in 2016, for making multiple death threats against Donald Trump.

Current status

Since leaving jail Chris has made one Facebook post, a link to Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021.

Gallery

Gallery of interesting Facebook-related material

  • Wall

  • Profile, Part 1

  • Profile, Part 2

  • Profile, Part 3

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  • 17-year-old Christina 1

  • 17-year-old Christina 2

  • 17-year-old Christina 3

  • Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.

  • "Do I know you?" 1

  • "Do I know you?" 2

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  • A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.

  • Chris's page in 2012.

  • Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.

  • Chris's Profile as of Feb. 2012.

  • Chris, now with head band.

  • New note about friend requests.

  • February leak Part 1

  • February leak Part 2

  • February leak Part 3

  • February leak Part 4

  • February leak Part 5

  • Full size Picture of Drawing.

  • Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)

  • Facebook public note 2 (id.)

  • Another public note.

  • Chris double-dog-daring the intruder of his Facebook.

  • The first brony speaks.

  • Chris's master trolling attempt.

  • Great Director is watching you.

  • Chris mocks Lucrid.

  • Chris fucked a hooker.

  • Chris white-knighting Anna.

  • A profile picture as of May 8th, 2012.

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  • Chris on Eastern Cuisine.

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  • Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.

  • Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.

  • Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".

  • Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.

  • Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.

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  • Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".

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  • Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.

  • No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.

  • Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.

  • Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.

  • Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.

  • A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.

  • Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.

  • Timeline cover art

  • An Appeal to Humanity.

  • Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.

  • Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...

  • ...and doesn't succeed.

  • Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.

  • Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.

  • Chris whining about Equestria Girls.

  • U Gotta Believe!

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See also

References

  1. ↑ added 15 April 2018
  2. ↑ Screenshot

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