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[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|On '''1 August 2009''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] responds to Chris's [[SingStar Challenge]].]]
[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|On '''1 August 2009''' [[Liquid]] responds to Chris's [[SingStar Challenge]].]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|On '''8 August 2009''' Chris provides us with risqué material of [[Rosechu]]. Again.]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|On '''8 August 2009''' Chris provides us with risqué material of [[Rosechu]]. Again.]]
[[Image:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|thumb|Cover for [[Sonichu 11]], drawn '''13 August 2009'''.]]
[[Image:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|thumb|300px|Cover for [[Sonichu 11]], drawn '''13 August 2009'''.]]
[[Image:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|On '''17 August 2009''', Chris holds up this board at a [[Charlottesville]] Council Meeting.]]
[[Image:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|400px|On '''17 August 2009''', Chris holds up this board at a [[Charlottesville]] Council Meeting.]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|On '''27 August 2009''', Chris shows high levels of tard-rage over the portrayal of this piece of property.]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|300px|On '''27 August 2009''', Chris shows high levels of tard-rage over the portrayal of this piece of property.]]
 
[[File:Kacey2.jpg|thumb|350px|On '''31 August 2009''', Chris tells his gal-pal [[Kacey]] that he has split personalities.]]
The first half of '''August [[2009]]''' is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and the troll [[CChanSonichuCWC]] about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler. Also, it is slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on CChanSonichuCWC's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Eventually CChanSonichuCWC backs off, and Chris has time to work on his comics again. As August draws to an end, however, [[Bob]] starts to complain to Chris about video footage of the messy Chandler household being on the internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to get the trolls to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are actually spread. Eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.
The first half of '''August [[2009]]''' is dominated by a large war between Chris and the troll [[CChanSonichuCWC]], better known as "Liquid Chris," about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler. Also, it is slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. As August draws to an end, [[Bob]] complains about video footage of the messy Chandler household being on the internet, fearing that the city housing association could kick them out of their house. Chris tries his best to get the trolls to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are spread. Eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.


==Events of August 2009==
==Events of August 2009==


* 1 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE:''' Chris uploads a [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#I_PRESSED_PLAY|video]] addressing early accusations of him cheating.
* '''1 August'''
* 1 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 1''' [[CChanSonichuCWC]] uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his song]] for the [[SingStar Challenge]].
** Chris uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#I_PRESSED_PLAY|the first SingStar video]], addressing early accusations of him cheating.
* 1 August - [[Katie Bay E-mails 4|Chris tells Katie Bay]] how the judging will work for the challenge.
** [[Liquid Chris]] uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his first video]] for the [[SingStar Challenge]].
* 2 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 2''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#IBAChandler's Entry|second video]] to the challenge, "''Don't Say You Love Me''" by M2M.
** - [[Katie Bay E-mails 4|Chris tells Katie Bay]] how the judging will work for the challenge.
* 2 August - Chris tells Katie he deliberately uploaded the song an hour before midnight in the hope that Liquid will be disqualified. However...
* '''2 August'''
* 2 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 2''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|second video]], "''Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme''" by Will Smith. (Disqualified as ad-libbing)
** Chris uploads his [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#IBAChandler's Entry|second video]] to the challenge, "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M.
* 2 August  - [[Trolls]] list Chris's [[Son-Chu|94 Ford Escort]] for sale on Craigslist, and then [[Car Pranks|call him up about it]]
** Chris tells Katie he deliberately uploaded the song an hour before midnight in the hope that Liquid will be disqualified. However...
* 3 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE Round 3:''' Chris uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round_3#IBAChandler's Entry|third SingStar entry]], "''Autumn Goodbye''", and a harassing video "bonus".
** Liquid uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|second video]], "''Fresh Prince of Bel Air'' Theme" by Will Smith. (This entry is disqualified for ad-libbing.)
* 3 August  - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|thanks]] the [[trolls]] for documenting his life.
** [[Trolls]] list Chris's [[Son-Chu|94 Ford Escort]] for sale on [[Craigslist]], and then [[Car Pranks|call him up about it]]
* 3 August  - [[Kacey]] calls Chris, and he makes a [[Kacey Phone Call|complete fool out of himself]].
* '''3 August'''
* 3 August - Throughout the day, Chris and Katie Bay exchange [[Katie Bay E-mails 4|numerous emails]] regarding the challenge and his convoluted plan to persuade [[Kacey]] to have sex with him.  
** Chris uploads his [[SingStar_Challenge Round_3#IBAChandler's Entry|third SingStar entry]], "Autumn Goodbye", and a harassing video "bonus".
* 4 August - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE Round 3:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his third SingStar entry]], dedicated to his True and Honest Sweetheart. Hearts around the world melt.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|thanks]] the [[trolls]] for documenting his life.
* 4 August  - CChanSonichuCWC uploads [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Bonus_Video|Challenge Video BONUS: #3]], explaining the history of his parents, revealing what, according to him, [[IBAChandler]]'s real name is, and including a mugshot of Chris.
** In an [[Gal Pal E-mails|email]], Chris asks one of his gal pals for help with his printer.
* 4 August  - '''Video''' Chris [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|demands]] the truth from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and admits that he (Chris) is retarded.  
** [[Kacey]] calls Chris, and he makes a [[Kacey Phone Call|complete fool out of himself]].
* 4 August  - '''Video''' He later uploads a [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|video]] showing how he draws Sonichu, in another attempt to get the truth out to Kacey.
** Throughout the day, Chris and Katie Bay exchange [[Katie Bay E-mails 4|numerous emails]] regarding the SingStar Challenge and his convoluted plan to persuade [[Kacey]] to have sex with him.  
* 4 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 4''' Chris uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#IBAChandler.27s_Entry|"The Touch", by Stan Bush]].
* '''4 August'''
* 4 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 4''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Think Twice" by Eve 6]], as a threat to the impostor, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.  
** Liquid uploads [[SingStar_Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|his third SingStar entry]], dedicated to his True and Honest Sweetheart. Hearts around the world melt.
* 4 August  - [[Kacey]], [[sweetheart]] of CChanSonichuCWC, releases a [[For Kacey from CWC|video]] she received from [[Chris]].
** Liquid uploads [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Bonus_Video|Challenge Video BONUS: #3]], explaining the history of his parents, revealing what, according to him, [[IBAChandler]]'s real name is, and including a mugshot of Chris.
* 4 August - Kacey calls Chris and yells at him about his sleazy attempt to impersonate her boyfriend.
** Chris [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|demands]] the truth from [[Liquid Chris]] and admits that he (Solid Chris) is retarded.  
* 4 August  - [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Chris sends an email]] to [[Vivian Gee]] explaining that he has become a better person thanks to his trolls, including Vivian. Vivian sees through the message, and claims he still hasn't understood yet.
** Chris uploads a [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|video]] showing how he draws Sonichu, in another attempt to get the truth out to Kacey.
* 4 August - Chris lets Katie Bay know about how he screwed up his chance with Kacey.
** Chris uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#IBAChandler.27s_Entry|"The Touch", by Stan Bush]].
* 5 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Round 5''' Chris uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#IBAChandler's Initial Entry|his version of "Smell Yo Dick"]], and replaces every instance of "dick" with [[duck]], which resulted in CChanSonichuCWC [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#Caught Cheating|expressing outrage]] against the fake Chris for ad-libbing. As a result, Chris deletes the video and uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Smell Yo D***" with the corrected lyrics]] and reuploads the first trial of the song.  
** Liquid uploads his fourth entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Think Twice" by Eve 6]], as a threat to the impostor, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.  
* 5 August - Katie Bay asks Chris if he's doing anything by way of an apology to Kacey.
** [[Kacey Call 2|Kacey calls Chris]] who, still impersonating Liquid, tries to ease her into meeting him.
* 6 August  - '''SINGSTAR CHALLENGE Round 5:''' CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fifth and final entry,[[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers]].
** [[Kacey]], [[sweetheart]] of Liquid, releases a [[For Kacey from CWC|video]] she had received from [[Chris]] the previous day.
* 6 August - Chris tells Katie Bay that he's spoken with Kacey again and she has calmed down. He is jealous of Liquid.
** [[Kacey Call 3|Kacey calls Chris again]] and yells about his sleazy attempt to impersonate her boyfriend.
* 6 August  - Chris writes an "Address to the Homosexuals" for the [[CWCipedia]].
** [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Chris sends an email]] to [[Vivian Gee]] explaining that he has become a better person thanks to his trolls, including Vivian. Vivian sees through the message, and claims he still hasn't understood yet.
* 7 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads a new [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|video]] in hopes of getting [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to come clean about his identity and to notify him he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
** Chris lets Katie Bay know about how he screwed up his chance with Kacey.
* 8 August - For the first time in months, Chris comes out new [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] material. He uploads the first nine pages of [[Episode 20]] to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 CWCipedia].
* '''5 August'''
* 8 August - Chris tries to enlist Katie Bay in a new stupid plan to take down Liquid Chris.
** Chris uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#IBAChandler's Initial Entry|his version of "Smell Yo Dick"]], and replaces every instance of "dick" with [[duck]], which resulted in Liquid [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#Caught Cheating|expressing outrage]] against the fake Chris for ad-libbing. As a result, Chris deletes the video and uploads [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Smell Yo D***" with the corrected lyrics]] and reuploads the first trial of the song.  
* 9 August - Chris founds his third and last [[DeviantART]] account, "CWCipedia."
** Katie Bay asks Chris if he's doing anything by way of an apology to Kacey.
* 9 August  -  '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|final warning]] to [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. CChanSonichuCWC responds by uploading the [[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|phone call]] (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
* '''6 August'''
* 10 August  - '''Video''' Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a [[LOOK at the truth!|loser with manboobs]].
** Liquid uploads his fifth and final entry, [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|"Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers]].
* 10 August  - Chris uploads six more pages of [[Episode 20]], to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_41 CWCipedia].
** Chris tells Katie Bay that he's spoken with Kacey again and she has calmed down. He is jealous of Liquid.
* 10 August - Chris and Katie Bay discuss vegetarianism and The White Stripes.
** Chris writes an "Address to the Homosexuals" for the [[CWCipedia]].
* 11 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
* '''7 August''' - Solid Chris uploads a [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|video]] in hopes of getting [[Liquid Chris]] to come clean about his identity and to notify him that he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
* 11 August  - Chris writes a [[Chris's resume|resumé]] for Monster.com.
* '''8 August'''
* 11 August - Chris and Katie Bay discuss TV shows and video games.
** For the first time in months, Chris comes out with new [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] material. He uploads the first nine pages of [[Episode 20]] to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 CWCipedia].
* 12 August - In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|new video]], Chris responds disgusted towards the [[Guro]] [[Pedophile]] fanart that has been sent to him.
** Chris tries to enlist Katie Bay in a new stupid plan to take down Liquid Chris.
* 13 August - Chris draws the cover for [[Sonichu 11]].
* '''9 August'''
* 14 August - Chris [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|screams at Katie Bay]] for voting for Liquid Chris in the [[Singstar Challenge]].
** Chris founds his third and last [[DeviantART]] account, "CWCipedia."
* 14 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[CWC Public Disclaimer]] and the Real Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Q1yFXgdoQ  announces his departure] into adulthood.
** Solid Chris uploads a [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|final warning]] to [[Liquid Chris]]. Liquid responds by uploading a [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|phone call]] (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
* 15 August - Chris [[:Image:Chris_rages_yet_again.png|rages]] after Vivian Gee promotes the Audiobook Saga on DVD. He later sends an angry e-mail to her about this, claiming he will use counterfeit laws against her.
* '''10 August'''
* 15 August  - Chris [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|reacts]] to CChanSonichuCWC's farewell video.   
** Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a [[LOOK at the truth!|loser with manboobs]].
* 15 August  - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzDj29Vy7ro GONE] is uploaded to CChanSonichuCWC's account, suggesting that Solid has Liquid tied up in his basement.
** Chris uploads six more pages of [[Episode 20]], to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_41 CWCipedia].
* 15 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], to say that the singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
** Chris and Katie Bay discuss vegetarianism and The White Stripes.
* 15 August - Chris and Katie Bay discuss [[Chris and copyright|copyright]], publishing, and magic powers.
* '''11 August'''
* 16 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|new video]] where he retracts <s>all</s> ''most'' of his previous [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a special [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_16th%2C_2009#Light_His_Mind.27s_Darkest_Hour|Forgiveness Blessing]] to CChanSonichuCWC.
** Chris uploads the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
* 16 August  - Chris writes a cover letter for his [[Chris's resume|resume]].
** Chris writes a [[Chris's resume|resumé]] for Monster.com.
* 16 August - Chris tells Katie Bay he plans to put his [[resume]] online today. He explains how he curses people.
** Chris and Katie Bay discuss TV shows and video games.
* 17 August - Katie asks Chris when he plans to finish Episode 20.
* '''12 August''' - In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|new video]], Chris responds disgusted towards the [[Guro]] [[Pedophile]] fanart that has been sent to him.
* 17 August  - Chris appears at a Charlottesville Council Meeting to save [[McIntire Park]], and starts [[McIntire_Park#Chris_in_a_Counsil_Meeting|shouting like a retard]] in public.
* '''13 August''' - Chris draws the cover for [[Sonichu 11]].
* 18 August - Chris tells Katie he's creating a new YouTube account. She criticizes the poster he made for the McIntire Park campaign.
* '''14 August'''
* 18 August  - Chris creates a new YouTube account, ChristianWChandler, and deletes the IBAChandler account.
** Chris [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|screams at Katie Bay]] for voting for Liquid Chris in the [[Singstar Challenge]].
* 18 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[CWCFighter]] video where he shows the Internet his martial arts moves.
** Chris uploads [[CWC Public Disclaimer]] and the Real Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Q1yFXgdoQ  announces his departure] into adulthood.
* 19 August - Chris tells Katie he will be uploading his comics onto his [[DeviantArt]] account.
* '''15 August'''
* 19 August  - Chris and Vivian exchange e-mails, where Chris attempts to get the FBI to arrest Vivian for the Audiobooks. Vivian, however, claims she can't be sued because she's in France.
** Chris [[:Image:Chris_rages_yet_again.png|rages]] after Vivian Gee promotes the Audiobook Saga on DVD. He later sends an angry e-mail to her about this, claiming he will use counterfeit laws against her.
* 20 August  - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|announces]] he is uploading new pages from [[Episode 20]], along with the rest of his artwork, on his DeviantArt account while CWCipedia is down.
** Solid [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|reacts]] to Liquid's farewell video.   
* 22 August - Chris tells Katie Bay he's on the verge of getting a job.
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzDj29Vy7ro GONE] is uploaded to Liquid's account, suggesting that Solid has Liquid tied up in his basement.
* 22 August  - '''Video''' In a new video, Chris refuses to stop drawing the comics and demands [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009|R-E-S-T-E-D-C]].
** Chris uploads [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], to say that the Singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
* 24 August - Chris tells Katie the job he's seeking is at [[Target]]. This is the [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|last email]] he will send her.
** Chris and Katie Bay discuss [[Chris and copyright|copyright]], publishing, and magic powers.
* 24 August  - [[CWCki]] and [[CWCipedia]] return after a grueling, days-long outage at [[110mb]].
* '''16 August'''
* 27 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|video]] demanding all [[Tour of Chris's house|videos]] and pictures of his house be removed from the Internet.
** Chris uploads a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|video]] where he retracts <s>all</s> ''most'' of his previous [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a special [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_16th%2C_2009#Light_His_Mind.27s_Darkest_Hour|Forgiveness Blessing]] to CChanSonichuCWC.
* 28 August  - Chris's last [[DeviantART]] account is banned after only two weeks.
** Chris writes a cover letter for his [[Chris's resume|resume]].
* 28 August  - On [[CWCipedia]], Chris declares that he has been banned from [[DeviantART]].
** Chris tells Katie Bay he plans to put his resume online today. He explains how he curses people.
* 29 August  - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[08292009|video]] telling the [[trolls]] they are going to hell (especially [[homos]]).
* '''17 August'''
* 29 August  -  An [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|uncut]] version of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] featuring [[Bob Chandler]] is released by [[Vivian Gee]].
** Katie asks Chris when he plans to finish Episode 20 of ''Sonichu''.
* 30 August  - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30, 2009|video]], saying that he has received no boxes and that he has a split personality.
** Chris [[McIntire Park#Chris in a Council Meeting|appears at a Charlottesville Council Meeting]] to save [[McIntire Park]].
* '''18 August'''
** Chris tells Katie he's creating a new YouTube account. She criticizes the poster he made for the McIntire Park campaign.
** Chris creates a new YouTube account, ChristianWChandler, and deletes the IBAChandler account.
** Chris uploads a [[CWCFighter]] video where he shows the Internet his martial arts moves.
* '''19 August'''
** Chris tells Katie he will be uploading his comics onto his [[DeviantArt]] account.
** Chris and Vivian exchange e-mails, where Chris attempts to get the FBI to arrest Vivian for the Audiobooks. Vivian, however, claims she can't be sued because she's in France.
* '''20 August''' - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|announces]] he is uploading new pages from [[Episode 20]], along with the rest of his artwork, on his DeviantArt account while CWCipedia is down.
* '''22 August'''
** Chris tells Katie Bay he's on the verge of getting a job.
** In a new video, Chris refuses to stop drawing the comics and demands [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009|R-E-S-T-E-D-C]].
* '''24 August'''
** Chris tells Katie the job he's seeking is at [[Target]]. This is the [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|last email]] he will send her.
** [[CWCki]] and [[CWCipedia]] return after a grueling, days-long outage at [[110mb]].
* '''27 August'''
** In an [[Gal Pal E-mails|email]], Chris tells a friend that his parents have found out about his [[Tour of Chris's house|video house tour]] and are furious. Chris is deeply [[stress|stressed]].
** Chris uploads a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|video]] demanding all [[Tour of Chris's house|videos]] and pictures of his house be removed from the Internet.
* '''28 August'''
** Chris and [[Kacey]] [[Kacey Call 4|chat on the phone]]. She tries to persuade him to apply for jobs.
** Chris [[Gal Pal E-mails|informs a friend]] that his parents are still upset and distrustful, and that she should hold off trying to talk to them.
** Chris's last [[DeviantART]] account is banned after only two weeks.
** On [[CWCipedia]], Chris declares that he has been banned from [[DeviantART]].
* '''29 August'''
** In an [[Gal Pal E-mails|email]], Chris says that his parents have calmed down somewhat, and that he has filled out a job application at [[Mal-Wart|WalMart]], but is unsure what his [[tugboat]] will allow.
** Chris and Kacey [[Kacey Call 5|chat]] about jobs, money, and college.
** Chris uploads a [[08292009|video]] telling the [[trolls]] they are going to hell (especially [[homos]]).
** An [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|uncut]] version of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] featuring [[Bob Chandler]] is released by [[Vivian Gee]].
* '''30 August''' - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30, 2009|video]], saying that he has received no boxes and that he has a split personality.
* '''31 August''' - Chris and Kacey have another [[Kacey Call 6|phone conversation]]. He pretends to have multiple personalities.
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On 1 August 2009 Liquid responds to Chris's SingStar Challenge.
On 8 August 2009 Chris provides us with risqué material of Rosechu. Again.
Cover for Sonichu 11, drawn 13 August 2009.
On 17 August 2009, Chris holds up this board at a Charlottesville Council Meeting.
On 27 August 2009, Chris shows high levels of tard-rage over the portrayal of this piece of property.
On 31 August 2009, Chris tells his gal-pal Kacey that he has split personalities.

The first half of August 2009 is dominated by a large war between Chris and the troll CChanSonichuCWC, better known as "Liquid Chris," about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler. Also, it is slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on Liquid's girlfriend, Kacey. As August draws to an end, Bob complains about video footage of the messy Chandler household being on the internet, fearing that the city housing association could kick them out of their house. Chris tries his best to get the trolls to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are spread. Eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.

Events of August 2009

  • 1 August
  • 2 August
    • Chris uploads his second video to the challenge, "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M.
    • Chris tells Katie he deliberately uploaded the song an hour before midnight in the hope that Liquid will be disqualified. However...
    • Liquid uploads his second video, "Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme" by Will Smith. (This entry is disqualified for ad-libbing.)
    • Trolls list Chris's 94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist, and then call him up about it
  • 3 August
  • 4 August
    • Liquid uploads his third SingStar entry, dedicated to his True and Honest Sweetheart. Hearts around the world melt.
    • Liquid uploads Challenge Video BONUS: #3, explaining the history of his parents, revealing what, according to him, IBAChandler's real name is, and including a mugshot of Chris.
    • Chris demands the truth from Liquid Chris and admits that he (Solid Chris) is retarded.
    • Chris uploads a video showing how he draws Sonichu, in another attempt to get the truth out to Kacey.
    • Chris uploads his fourth entry, "The Touch", by Stan Bush.
    • Liquid uploads his fourth entry, "Think Twice" by Eve 6, as a threat to the impostor, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.
    • Kacey calls Chris who, still impersonating Liquid, tries to ease her into meeting him.
    • Kacey, sweetheart of Liquid, releases a video she had received from Chris the previous day.
    • Kacey calls Chris again and yells about his sleazy attempt to impersonate her boyfriend.
    • Chris sends an email to Vivian Gee explaining that he has become a better person thanks to his trolls, including Vivian. Vivian sees through the message, and claims he still hasn't understood yet.
    • Chris lets Katie Bay know about how he screwed up his chance with Kacey.
  • 5 August
  • 6 August
    • Liquid uploads his fifth and final entry, "Lift Up Your Eyes" by The Planetshakers.
    • Chris tells Katie Bay that he's spoken with Kacey again and she has calmed down. He is jealous of Liquid.
    • Chris writes an "Address to the Homosexuals" for the CWCipedia.
  • 7 August - Solid Chris uploads a video in hopes of getting Liquid Chris to come clean about his identity and to notify him that he needs to redo his fifth SingStar challenge video.
  • 8 August
    • For the first time in months, Chris comes out with new Sonichu material. He uploads the first nine pages of Episode 20 to CWCipedia.
    • Chris tries to enlist Katie Bay in a new stupid plan to take down Liquid Chris.
  • 9 August
    • Chris founds his third and last DeviantART account, "CWCipedia."
    • Solid Chris uploads a final warning to Liquid Chris. Liquid responds by uploading a phone call (with permission of the Feds investigating the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR CHRIS) Chris refers to in the video.
  • 10 August
    • Chris affirms that he is the true Christian Weston Chandler by verifying he is a loser with manboobs.
    • Chris uploads six more pages of Episode 20, to CWCipedia.
    • Chris and Katie Bay discuss vegetarianism and The White Stripes.
  • 11 August
    • Chris uploads the KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special, which consists of him sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a radio DJ, giving shout-outs and dedications to various people from his past (almost all of whom were trolls).
    • Chris writes a resumé for Monster.com.
    • Chris and Katie Bay discuss TV shows and video games.
  • 12 August - In a new video, Chris responds disgusted towards the Guro Pedophile fanart that has been sent to him.
  • 13 August - Chris draws the cover for Sonichu 11.
  • 14 August
  • 15 August
    • Chris rages after Vivian Gee promotes the Audiobook Saga on DVD. He later sends an angry e-mail to her about this, claiming he will use counterfeit laws against her.
    • Solid reacts to Liquid's farewell video.
    • GONE is uploaded to Liquid's account, suggesting that Solid has Liquid tied up in his basement.
    • Chris uploads The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who, to say that the Singstar contest wasn't to determine who was the real Chris.
    • Chris and Katie Bay discuss copyright, publishing, and magic powers.
  • 16 August
    • Chris uploads a video where he retracts all most of his previous Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attacks. At the behest of many, Chris gives a special Forgiveness Blessing to CChanSonichuCWC.
    • Chris writes a cover letter for his resume.
    • Chris tells Katie Bay he plans to put his resume online today. He explains how he curses people.
  • 17 August
  • 18 August
    • Chris tells Katie he's creating a new YouTube account. She criticizes the poster he made for the McIntire Park campaign.
    • Chris creates a new YouTube account, ChristianWChandler, and deletes the IBAChandler account.
    • Chris uploads a CWCFighter video where he shows the Internet his martial arts moves.
  • 19 August
    • Chris tells Katie he will be uploading his comics onto his DeviantArt account.
    • Chris and Vivian exchange e-mails, where Chris attempts to get the FBI to arrest Vivian for the Audiobooks. Vivian, however, claims she can't be sued because she's in France.
  • 20 August - Chris announces he is uploading new pages from Episode 20, along with the rest of his artwork, on his DeviantArt account while CWCipedia is down.
  • 22 August
    • Chris tells Katie Bay he's on the verge of getting a job.
    • In a new video, Chris refuses to stop drawing the comics and demands R-E-S-T-E-D-C.
  • 24 August
  • 27 August
    • In an email, Chris tells a friend that his parents have found out about his video house tour and are furious. Chris is deeply stressed.
    • Chris uploads a video demanding all videos and pictures of his house be removed from the Internet.
  • 28 August
    • Chris and Kacey chat on the phone. She tries to persuade him to apply for jobs.
    • Chris informs a friend that his parents are still upset and distrustful, and that she should hold off trying to talk to them.
    • Chris's last DeviantART account is banned after only two weeks.
    • On CWCipedia, Chris declares that he has been banned from DeviantART.
  • 29 August
  • 30 August - Chris uploads a video, saying that he has received no boxes and that he has a split personality.
  • 31 August - Chris and Kacey have another phone conversation. He pretends to have multiple personalities.



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Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Leonard Bearstein • High School

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Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations

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