December 2009

On 9 December Chris decides he's getting a Family Guy episode.

On 13 December Chris starts writing a Christmas story.

On 15 December Chris raps about rape.

On 30 December Chris found a way to make his website even uglier.

Events of December 2009

• 1 December - Chris uploads page 94 of issue 9. Instead of a background, Chris fills large areas with purple and orange.
• 1 December - Chris answers the letters in Mailbag 7. Many of these answers are exceptionally rude.
• 2 December - Chris uploads page 95.
• 2 December - Chris responds to the letters in Mailbag 8. He also creates the Autism Mailbag, as a part of the ongoing war between himself and people who know what Asperger's syndrome is.
• 3 December - Chris tries jogging, confuses the acrobatic sport "parkour" with a brand of margarine and posts a Captain's Log Update where he speaks about his four minutes of physical activity (with numerous breaks), Sonichu merchandise and Little Big Planet.
• 3 December - Chris's sysop uploads Mailbag 9 and Chris throws another email into the Autism Mailbag.
• 4 December - Chris uploads two new pages
• 4 December - Chris uploads a very interesting rant about Aspergers, and answers the letters in Mailbag 9.
• 5 December - Chris gives a "Happy Holidays" speech, and draws Sonichu in the snow
• 5 December - Chris uploads page 97, in which he implies that only he is allowed to kill Mary Lee Walsh.
• 6 December - Jack Thaddeus calls Chris twice. Hilarity and confrontation ensues.
• 6 December - Chris answers all the letters in Mailbag 10, and begs his sysop to make it stop.
• 7 December - Chris uploads the final two pages in issue 9.
• 7 December - Chris promises that issue 10 will be his final appearance as with every person he met in real life in the Sonichu canon.
• 7 December - Chris's sysop uploads Mailbag 11 and (fortunately) denies Chris's plea to cut off the stressful mails.
• 8 December - Chris's sysop uploads Mailbag 12.
• 9 December - Chris answers Mailbag 11 in the early hours of the morning.
• 9 December - Chris upload a Captain's Log Update where he ask about donations and talk about the future of the Sonichu franchise.
• 9 December - Chris answers Mailbag 12.
• 10 December - In the early hours of the morning, Chris answers Mailbag 13, and rambles about Family Guy.
• 10 December - Chris uploads two more comics, outlining the beginning of his plan to cure the world of homosexuality, and answers Mailbag 14. He also criticizes Family Guy.
• 10 December - Chris uploads a video in which he reads fan mail and demands that fans only send him console games instead of PC games.
• 11 December - Chris uploads two more pages and answers Mailbag 15.
• 12 December - Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning a Spike Video Game Award.
• 12 December - Chris uploads two more pages, and answers Mailbag 16.
• 13 December - Chris begin the writing of a Christmas story, and answers Mailbag 17 with unprecedented amounts of censorship.
• 14 December - Chris posts a new page and starts up Issue 11.
• 15 December - In the early hours of the day, Chris answers half of Mailbag 18, and then starts messing around with his old censorship in other mailbags.
• 15 December - Chris uploads a video to prove to us that he can fail at rap. He mentions things that can possibly lead to the assumption that he is using viagra and that he wants a black girl.
• 16 December - Chris posts a new page in issue 10, and a new page in issue 11.
• 16 December - Chris posts a new blog entry, discussing his intent to create a page that "sorts out Fact from Fiction from that God D*** Encyclopedia Dramatica page". He also experiences a bout with a computer virus, and goes on a road trip to visit his relatives.
• 17 December - Chris proves to us again that he fails at rapping again, but as a Juffalo this time.
• 17 December - Chris finishes answering Mailbag 18.
• 17 December - Chris posts a new entry, taking the entirety of the ED page and edit it to be TRUE and HONEST on his wiki.
• 18 December - Chris posts a new page in issue 10, and a new page in issue 11. He also posts pictures of his ModNation CWCVille project.
• 19 December - In the early hours of the morning, Chris updated his blog, and answered Mailbag 19.
• 20 December - Chris torments Kitty Chandler, talks about his shitty computer, and whines about Clyde Cash.
• 21 December - Chris finishes answering Mailbag 20 and Mailbag 21. Chris's Sysop uploads Mailbag 22.
• 22 December - In the early hours of the morning, Chris uploads a a new page in issue 10, linking it to the preview, and five new pages to Issue 11.
• 23 December - Chris uploads two new pages to Issue 11
• 24 December - Recognizing that excited people waiting for Christmas might need help getting to sleep tonight, Chris gives the internet a video where he plays with Lego to help everyone out.
• 24 December - Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters.
• 25 December - Chris makes another video endorsing murder, this time of Jack Thaddeus.
• 26 December - Chris makes a video in which he announces that he is making his LittleBigPlanet level available for download. He then made a CWCipedia page begging people to not alter his awesome level in any way.
• 26 December - Chris posts two new pages, and updates his terms of use page in regards to the gay ads.
• 26 December - Chris posts a new CWCipedia page begging people to not alter his awesome level in any way.
• 26 December - Chris notices that he now has a twitter feed, and freaks the hell out. However, he quickly deletes the statement as damage control.
• 27 December - Chris uploads a video about homosexuality and why suicide is a valid option for Clyde and Jack.
• 28 December - Chris replaces the homo ad on his site with one for Coke, and bitches to his admin.
• 28 December - Chris posts two new pages and a short diatribe on ads, twitter, and da homos.
• 28 December - Chris answers the letters in Mailbag 23, CWCipedia's Sysop upload the Mailbag 25 and Mailbag 26.
• 28 December - The Twitter feed appears on the front page of CWCipedia. It is promptly overrun by trolls.
• 29 December - Chris answers the letters in Mailbag 24 and Mailbag 25.
• 30 December - Chris answers Mailbag 26, Mailbag 27 and Mailbag 28.
• 30 December - Chris changes the CWCipedia welcome image in an attempt to get the ads taken down.

PROTIP: If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to da update or CWCipedia Tracker (for CWCipedia related updates) if they are not there already (and vice versa).