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[[Image:SHOW_MAH_FANGS!.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 8 2009''', Chris shows us his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:SHOW_MAH_FANGS!.jpg|thumb|On '''January 8 2009''', Chris shows us his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 18 2009''', Chris crushes his [[vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
[[Image:Shigeru Miyamoto cropped.jpg|thumb|On '''January 17 2009''', Chris adresses [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].]]
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|On '''January 18 2009''', Chris crushes his [[vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|On '''January 20 2009''' we get to see a special powerpoint.]]


* January 2 - [[Sonichu Home Club]] meeting on PlayStation Online.
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] spent most of his time in '''January [[2009]]''' under the assumption that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] of Nintendo were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of video games based on [[Sonichu]]. This hoax primarily involved having Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé asking Chris about his background, forcing Chris to explain away things like the information on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. When asked to travel to Nintendo of America headquarters in Redmond, Washington, Chris continually stalled, until he finally disappeared from the Internet for several days in late January, raising questions about whether he was really dumb enough to travel cross-country. However, his claims to have visited "Red Mond" were quickly exposed, and the Sonichu Alpha project collapsed shortly thereafter.
* January 5 - Second part of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]] is published.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|January 6]] - Chris announces [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] will be in [[Animal Crossing]].
* January 8 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked for the first time by [[Gregg Mays]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|January 8]] - Chris publishes video, in which he threatens [[Gregg Mays|Mr. Mays]] with his [[Jay Z|"lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z"]]. He also shows his [[fangs]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|January 12]] - Chris publishes video in which he announces that he is straight, and that [[Sonichu.net]] is up again.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|January 15]] - Chris publishes video denouncing the [[ED]] page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|January 17]] - Chris publishes video address to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|January 18]] - Chris crushes a [[vibrator]] in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the [[trolls]].
* January 18 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked by someone going by the name [[Clyde Cash]], the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased [[Ryan Cash]].
* January 18 - Chris threatens [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] over the phone.
* January 19 - Chris publishes video about [[Sonichu.net]] being hacked. He announces [[Sonichu.info]] to be his new site.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|January 19]] - Chris publishes video addressing [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris tells [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] to get over the death of his [[Ryan Cash|brother]].
* January 19 - [[Sonichu.info]] hacked.
* January 20 - Chris updates and completes his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|January 21]] - Chris denounces [[Sonichu.net]] and [[Sonichu.info]]. Chris tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
* January 22 - Chris disappears.
* January 23 - [[RachmaninovDESU]] starts researching Chris's past, and creates the [[CWChronology]].
* January 26 - In a new video, Chris makes the unlikely claim that he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to [[Miyamoto]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|January 26]] - Chris takes video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009|January 30]] - Chris publishes video admitting Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie]].
* January 31 - Chris takes last video offline.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009|January 31]] - In a new video, Chris retracts his last video.


{{Stub}}
During this month Chris's website, [[Sonichu.net]] would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch [[Sonichu.info]], which was then also immediately hacked.
 
On 5 January Chris completed [[Episode 18]], the long-awaited "Spring Break" feature of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], after being prompted by the suicide of [[Ryan Cash]]. Ryan's brother [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] would emerge this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge. In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his [[The Miscreants|secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life]], to give Chris an archenemy to rail against.
 
==Events of January 2009==
 
* '''1 January''' - Chris posts on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum about his [[fangs]] and [[Rosechu]]'s stripping protest. He tells them that he is [[homos|straight]] and to censor the word "gay."
* '''2 January'''
** The [[Sonichu Home Club]] meeting takes place on PlayStation Online.
** In a [[IRC (02 January 2009)|fan chat]], Chris talks about the upcoming new issue of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']].
** Chris tells the Sonichu Girls forum about the upcoming insertion of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] into [[Animal Crossing]], and asks them if they would approve of [[Rosechu]]'s stripping protest.
** Chris asks the [[Sonichu Girls]] for suggestions about the new [[Zapina]] character.
** Chris tells the Sonichu Girls on their forum that he will fuck the first one who makes it to his house.
* '''3 January'''
** In another [[IRC (03 January 2009)|fan chat]], Chris talks to several members from [[Sonichu Girls]].
** On the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, Chris backs away from his previous offer and says he is committed to losing his virginity with [[Panda]].
* '''4 January'''
** In a [[IRC (04 January 2009)|chat]] with [[Julie]] and [[Panda]], Chris is forced to choose between the two. He chooses Panda.
** The first of the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs|BlueSpike Skype conversations]] takes place.
* '''5 January'''
** Chris tells Sonichu Girl "Rosechu" that [[Panda]] is not a troll.
** [[Episode 18]], the second and final part of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], is published.
** - [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] [[Miyamoto emails|contacts Chris]] to invite him to Redmond. Chris spends the next few days making plans and trying to raise money for the trip.
* '''6 January'''
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|announces]] [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] will be in ''[[Animal Crossing]]''.
** Chris and [[Gregg Mays]] [[Gregg Mays E-mails|exchange e-mails]] regarding the redesign of his website.
* '''7 January''' - Chris and Gregg Mays continue to discuss the redesign. Chris tells him to get in touch with [[PandaHalo]].
* '''8 January'''
** Chris tells the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum that he had been confused about whether or not [[Julie]] was a troll. He also invites them to play [[Animal Crossing]] with him.
** Chris emails his [[Sonichu.net]] password to [[Gregg Mays]]. Mays hacks it, for the first time. Chris threatens him by email.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|threatens]] Mays with his [[Jay Z|"lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z"]]. He also shows his [[fangs]].
* '''9 January'''
** Gregg Mays asks Chris for the new password to his website so that he can fix it.
** Chris asks the [[Sonichu Girls]] for their Wii Numbers.
* '''11 January''' - Both Chris and [[Barbara]] correspond with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] to ask for a cash advance for the trip to Washington.
* '''12 January'''
** Gregg Mays claims that he is [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and that Chris needs to make a video saying that he is straight in order to get his website back.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|announces]] that he is straight, and that [[Sonichu.net]] is up again.
** Chris updates the Tripod version of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
* '''13 January''' - [[Gregg Mays]] tells Chris to make a video of his parents saying why they are proud of Chris. Chris says he will.
* '''14 January''' - Chris announces to the [[Sonichu Girls]] his plan to make an R-rated sub-domain on his Sonichu site, and welcomes nude fan art.
* '''15 January'''
** Chris announces on [[Sonichu.net]] that the site has been restored, except for the [[LEGO|Bionicle]] site.
** Chris explains [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to Miyamoto and asks for help in defeating the trolls.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|publicly denounces]] the [[ED]] page.
** Mays and Chris exchange taunts on email.
* '''16 January'''
** Chris announces to the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum that he is switching from Sonichu.net to Sonichu.info.
** Chris tells [[Miyamoto]] about the new website address.
* '''17 January'''
** Miyamoto suspects that Chris is a troll. Chris tells him he will make a video to prove his identity.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|addresses]] [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].
** Chris makes his last post to the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, saying that his Sonichu site has been hacked and praying that God will kill [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
** [[Gregg Mays]] tells Chris he is not Jason Kendrick Howell, but actually someone going by the name [[Clyde Cash]], the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased [[Ryan Cash]]. Chris tells him to play in traffic.
* '''18 January'''
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|proves he's straight]] by stomping on his [[vibrator]]. He threatens the [[trolls]].
** [[Sonichu.net]] gets hacked by [[Clyde Cash]].
** Clyde, posing as Chris, sends an [[Miyamoto emails|email]] to Miyamoto saying that he is gay.
** Chris [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|threatens]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] over the phone.
* '''19 January'''
** Chris publishes a video about [[Sonichu.net]] being hacked. He announces [[Sonichu.info]] to be his new site.
** Chris tells [[Miyamoto]] that the last email was a fake and that he is still straight.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|tells]] [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] to get over the death of his [[Ryan Cash|brother]].
** [[Sonichu.info]] gets hacked.
* '''20 January'''
** Chris updates and completes his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint]].
** In a [[IRC (20 January 2009)|fan chat]], Chris is shouted at by Clyde Cash and [[BILLY MAYS]]. He accidentally admits owning "numbers of pairs of [[dirty, crapped briefs]]."
* '''21 January'''
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|denounces]] Sonichu.net and Sonichu.info. He refers to a recent chat in which he revealed information about his elementary-school principal, but insists that information will not be used to turn him gay.
** In a [[IRC (21 January 2009)|chat]] with Clyde Cash and PandaHalo, they tell Chris that Clyde has [[rape]]d [[Panda]], and that she is now expecting a baby.
** Chris tells [[Miyamoto]] that he is definitely coming to Washington. Actually all he does is mail his Powerpoint Presentation and a personal message for Miyamoto.
* '''22 January''' - Chris claims to have left for Redmond, Washington, and disappears for a few days.
* '''23 January''' - The [[CWChronology]] is founded.
* '''25 January''' - The new [[CWCki]], with Media Wiki software, is released.
* '''26 January''' - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|makes the unlikely claim]] that he has returned from spending several days in [[Red Mond]] with [[Miyamoto]]. He quickly takes the video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
* '''27 January'''
** Chris comes clean with Miyamoto, saying that he did not have the money or support to make the trip.
** Chris [[Gregg Mays E-mails|emails Gregg Mays]] for the final time to admit that he did not go to Redmond.
* '''28 January'''
** Chris tells Miyamoto that he is not lazy and asks for his friendship and forgiveness.
** [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] sends his first email to Chris cancelling the project. Chris responds to apologize and ask for another chance.
* '''30 January''' - Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009|admits]] Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].
* '''31 January'''
** Chris deletes and [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009|retracts]] the 30 January video, and apologizes for his behavior.
** [[Mumble 1|Chris's First Mumble Fan Chat]]. He speaks on [[homos]], wanting to be a woman, arguing with & not loving his dad, and other topics.
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{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Latest revision as of 19:43, 7 December 2023

On January 8 2009, Chris shows us his fangs.
On January 17 2009, Chris adresses Shigeru Miyamoto.
On January 18 2009, Chris crushes his vibrator to show that he is straight.
On January 20 2009 we get to see a special powerpoint.

Christian Weston Chandler spent most of his time in January 2009 under the assumption that Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé of Nintendo were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of video games based on Sonichu. This hoax primarily involved having Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé asking Chris about his background, forcing Chris to explain away things like the information on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. When asked to travel to Nintendo of America headquarters in Redmond, Washington, Chris continually stalled, until he finally disappeared from the Internet for several days in late January, raising questions about whether he was really dumb enough to travel cross-country. However, his claims to have visited "Red Mond" were quickly exposed, and the Sonichu Alpha project collapsed shortly thereafter.

During this month Chris's website, Sonichu.net would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch Sonichu.info, which was then also immediately hacked.

On 5 January Chris completed Episode 18, the long-awaited "Spring Break" feature of Sonichu #8, after being prompted by the suicide of Ryan Cash. Ryan's brother Clyde would emerge this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge. In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life, to give Chris an archenemy to rail against.

Events of January 2009

  • 1 January - Chris posts on the Sonichu Girls forum about his fangs and Rosechu's stripping protest. He tells them that he is straight and to censor the word "gay."
  • 2 January
    • The Sonichu Home Club meeting takes place on PlayStation Online.
    • In a fan chat, Chris talks about the upcoming new issue of Sonichu.
    • Chris tells the Sonichu Girls forum about the upcoming insertion of Sonichu and Rosechu into Animal Crossing, and asks them if they would approve of Rosechu's stripping protest.
    • Chris asks the Sonichu Girls for suggestions about the new Zapina character.
    • Chris tells the Sonichu Girls on their forum that he will fuck the first one who makes it to his house.
  • 3 January
    • In another fan chat, Chris talks to several members from Sonichu Girls.
    • On the Sonichu Girls forum, Chris backs away from his previous offer and says he is committed to losing his virginity with Panda.
  • 4 January
  • 5 January
  • 6 January
  • 7 January - Chris and Gregg Mays continue to discuss the redesign. Chris tells him to get in touch with PandaHalo.
  • 8 January
  • 9 January
    • Gregg Mays asks Chris for the new password to his website so that he can fix it.
    • Chris asks the Sonichu Girls for their Wii Numbers.
  • 11 January - Both Chris and Barbara correspond with Shigeru Miyamoto to ask for a cash advance for the trip to Washington.
  • 12 January
  • 13 January - Gregg Mays tells Chris to make a video of his parents saying why they are proud of Chris. Chris says he will.
  • 14 January - Chris announces to the Sonichu Girls his plan to make an R-rated sub-domain on his Sonichu site, and welcomes nude fan art.
  • 15 January
  • 16 January
    • Chris announces to the Sonichu Girls forum that he is switching from Sonichu.net to Sonichu.info.
    • Chris tells Miyamoto about the new website address.
  • 17 January
    • Miyamoto suspects that Chris is a troll. Chris tells him he will make a video to prove his identity.
    • Chris addresses Shigeru Miyamoto.
    • Chris makes his last post to the Sonichu Girls forum, saying that his Sonichu site has been hacked and praying that God will kill Jason Kendrick Howell.
    • Gregg Mays tells Chris he is not Jason Kendrick Howell, but actually someone going by the name Clyde Cash, the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased Ryan Cash. Chris tells him to play in traffic.
  • 18 January
  • 19 January
  • 20 January
  • 21 January
    • Chris denounces Sonichu.net and Sonichu.info. He refers to a recent chat in which he revealed information about his elementary-school principal, but insists that information will not be used to turn him gay.
    • In a chat with Clyde Cash and PandaHalo, they tell Chris that Clyde has raped Panda, and that she is now expecting a baby.
    • Chris tells Miyamoto that he is definitely coming to Washington. Actually all he does is mail his Powerpoint Presentation and a personal message for Miyamoto.
  • 22 January - Chris claims to have left for Redmond, Washington, and disappears for a few days.
  • 23 January - The CWChronology is founded.
  • 25 January - The new CWCki, with Media Wiki software, is released.
  • 26 January - Chris makes the unlikely claim that he has returned from spending several days in Red Mond with Miyamoto. He quickly takes the video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
  • 27 January
    • Chris comes clean with Miyamoto, saying that he did not have the money or support to make the trip.
    • Chris emails Gregg Mays for the final time to admit that he did not go to Redmond.
  • 28 January
    • Chris tells Miyamoto that he is not lazy and asks for his friendship and forgiveness.
    • Reggie Fils-Aimé sends his first email to Chris cancelling the project. Chris responds to apologize and ask for another chance.
  • 30 January - Chris admits Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee Reggie Fils-Aimé.
  • 31 January



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