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'''November''' was the eleventh month of [[2009]]. Chris opened the month with a bang, uploading a [[Twin Falling Towers|staggeringly tone-deaf parody]] of the September 11 terrorist attacks to [[YouTube]] as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]]. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with [[Kacey]], as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for [[Sonichu]]'s [[copyright]], Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the [[comic]] on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on [[CWCipedia]]. | |||
==Events of November 2009== | |||
[[Image:IBA_SoCash.jpg|thumb|On '''3 November 2009''', Chris shows off his new haircut.]] | [[Image:IBA_SoCash.jpg|thumb|On '''3 November 2009''', Chris shows off his new haircut.]] | ||
[[Image:Cwcsad.JPG|thumb|On '''6 November 2009''', Chris breaks out in tears.]] | [[Image:Cwcsad.JPG|thumb|On '''6 November 2009''', Chris breaks out in tears.]] | ||
[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|On '''19 November 2009''', Chris breaks his word.]] | [[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|On '''19 November 2009''', Chris breaks his word.]] | ||
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|On '''20 November 2009''' Chris called this "retarded," but on '''26 November''' he claims it's "constructive criticism."]] | |||
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his website.]] | [[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his website.]] | ||
== | * '''1 November''' | ||
** Chris uploads [[I AM STRONG|a video]] where he tries and fails to flex. He also gets a [[hair]]cut. | |||
** Chris uploads [[Twin Falling Towers|a video insulting the victims of 9/11]] in an attempt to get back to [[Clyde]]. | |||
** Chris uploads [[It will never end|a video]] threatening [[Clyde]] with a never-ending string of blackmail attempts. (Spoiler alert: he failed.) | |||
* '''2 November''' | |||
** Chris [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apologizes for the 9/11 joke]] he made the day before, and at the same time doubles down by turning the Twin Towers into cake candles. | |||
** Chris uploads some [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_74 more pages] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] to [[CWCipedia]], introducing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]]. | |||
* '''3 November''' | |||
** The [[Wikipedia:Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|Virginia gubernatorial election]]. Chris had misgivings about both Creigh Deeds and Bob McDonnell, the respective Democratic and Republican candidates. Chris talked about either writing in Snoopy as a form of protest or voting for Deeds as the lesser evil.<ref>See [[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]], [[Regina e-mails#Chris answers a bunch of questions, is still a virgin]] and [[Kacey Call 19]].</ref> It is not known how he eventually voted. | |||
** Chris uploads a [[11032009 Preface to Rescuing Kacey|new video]] in which he talks about rescuing [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]]. He also uploads a [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|video]] in which he plays an ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level dedicated to rescuing her. | |||
* '''4 November''' - Chris has [[Father Call|a discussion]] with Kacey's father over the phone, about his future and his potential worthiness as a son-in-law. It doesn't go well. | |||
* '''5 November''' | |||
** Chris uploads [[11042009 51 50|a video]] with him lifting 12-packs of soda cans to show his strength. | |||
** In another [[No More Jokes|video]], Chris finally reveals the picture he was trying to blackmail Clyde with. | |||
* '''6 November''' - In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|new video]], Chris begs for [[china]]. | |||
* '''8 November''' - In a YouTube video, [[CChanSonichuCWC]] leaks [[Sonichu Special 4]], in which he gets shot by Chris. | |||
* '''between 8 and 10 November''' - Kacey [[Kacey and Liquid Call|calls Chris]], distraught over the new comic pages where Chris shoots her boyfriend, and is also angry at him for breaking his promises towards her and not being a good person. A wild Liquid appears, and the shit hits the fan. | |||
* '''10 November''' | |||
** Kacey reads Chris the riot act over the [[The End for Real|phone]], announces her marriage to Liquid, and breaks all formal ties with Chris. | |||
** Chris uploads a [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage. | |||
** An [[Father Call|audio recording]] of the conversation between Chris and [[Kacey]]'s dad is released to [[/cwc/]] by [[Bryan Bash]]. | |||
* '''11 November''' - In the moments before their wedding, [[Bryan Bash]] leaks the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]. | |||
* '''12 November''' - Chris does a complete 180° from his previous video and [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|happily shows off]] the certificate of [[Sonichu]]'s registration to the trolls. | |||
* '''14 November''' | |||
** Chris uploads a [[11142009|video]] denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] pages. | |||
** [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] leaks an [[:Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|e-mail]] Chris sent her, in which he [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] and demands [[Chris and money|money]]. | |||
** Beginning his promised "daily updates," Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_76 one new page] of [[Sonichu 9]]. | |||
* '''15 November''' - Chris manages to continue to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_77 keep his promise], with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second [[Sonichu Fan Promo]]. | |||
* '''16 November''' - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_78 a new page] reviving the famous cry of "OW! MY AXELS!" | |||
* '''17 November''' - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] by drawing him as a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_79 brown sonichu] in one of his daily updates. | |||
* '''18 November''' - Christian uploads a new page, with an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_80 incredibly lame fight scene]. | |||
* '''19 November''' | |||
** Chris makes his first known post on [[GameFAQs]], asking if the PSP version of [[LittleBigPlanet]] would be able to communicate with the [[PS3]] version. | |||
** Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry in which he claims [[Vivian Gee]] is going to help him advertise Sonichu. | |||
** Chris begins answering [[Mailbag|fan mail]]. | |||
* '''20 November''' | |||
** In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the [[homos]]. | |||
** Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he admits to fucking up the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' plotline. | |||
** Chris posts [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_81 page 81]. | |||
* '''21 November''' | |||
** Chris answers some of the letters from [[Mailbag 2]]. Chris also puts up a [[Rejected Mailbag]] and a [[Mailbag 3|new Mailbag]] page. | |||
** Chris posts [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_82 page 82]. | |||
* '''22 November''' | |||
** A [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from [[2004]] is leaked on [[CWCki]] and [[Krapple]] simultaneously. | |||
** [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_83 Page 83] is uploaded. | |||
** Vivian is fed up with Chris not keeping his promise, and calls him lazy. | |||
* '''23 November''' | |||
** Chris uploads [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|two videos]] in which he tries to sell his comic to "business people." | |||
** Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site. | |||
** Chris writes a new [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log Blog]] entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads. | |||
* '''24 November''' | |||
** In an [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|email]], Chris asks [[Jack Thaddeus]] to remove the gay ads from the [[CWCipedia]]. | |||
** Chris uploads a [[Sonichu Powerpoint|video version]] of his PowerPoint presentation, [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]. | |||
** Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_85 two new pages], featuring the return of [[Darkbind]] and [[Bionic]]. | |||
* '''25 November''' | |||
** Chris responds to about half the messages in [[Mailbag 3]], claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for [[Mailbag 4]], and [[Mailbag 5]]. | |||
** Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#25 November 2009|blog]], primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise. | |||
** Chris adds [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_86 yet another page] to Sonichu 9. | |||
** Chris asks Vivian for more time to keep his promises to her, which she keeps him a week. The two then discuss the Sonichu pages Chris is currently drawing. | |||
* '''26 November''' | |||
** Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_87 four] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_88 brand] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_89 new] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_90 pages]. | |||
** Chris finishes answering/censoring [[Mailbag 3]], and claims that he will finish the [[Mailbag 4|remaining]] [[Mailbag 5|mailbags]] over the next two days. | |||
* '''27 November''' | |||
** Chris manages to keep his promise and answers/deletes all the letters in [[Mailbag 4]]. | |||
** Chris uploads yet another [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_91 page]. | |||
* '''28 November''' - Chris manages to answer all the letters in [[Mailbag 5]] without deleting any of them, and answers [[Mailbag 6]]. | |||
* '''29 November''' | |||
** Chris uploads an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 almost unreadable page], and updates his [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|blog]]. | |||
** Chris lights the first of the Christmas advent-candles at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]], and read from the Bible. | |||
* '''30 November''' - Chris uploads [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_93 page 93]. No former [[sweethearts]] are slaughtered on this page. | |||
==References== | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:12, 27 September 2024
November was the eleventh month of 2009. Chris opened the month with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 terrorist attacks to YouTube as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail Clyde Cash. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with Kacey, as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for Sonichu's copyright, Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the comic on an almost daily basis and answering the Mailbag on CWCipedia.
Events of November 2009
- 1 November
- 2 November
- Chris apologizes for the 9/11 joke he made the day before, and at the same time doubles down by turning the Twin Towers into cake candles.
- Chris uploads some more pages from Sonichu #9 to CWCipedia, introducing Chloe Rosechu and Blazebob Sonichu.
- 3 November
- The Virginia gubernatorial election. Chris had misgivings about both Creigh Deeds and Bob McDonnell, the respective Democratic and Republican candidates. Chris talked about either writing in Snoopy as a form of protest or voting for Deeds as the lesser evil.[1] It is not known how he eventually voted.
- Chris uploads a new video in which he talks about rescuing Kacey from Liquid. He also uploads a video in which he plays an LittleBigPlanet level dedicated to rescuing her.
- 4 November - Chris has a discussion with Kacey's father over the phone, about his future and his potential worthiness as a son-in-law. It doesn't go well.
- 5 November
- 6 November - In a new video, Chris begs for china.
- 8 November - In a YouTube video, CChanSonichuCWC leaks Sonichu Special 4, in which he gets shot by Chris.
- between 8 and 10 November - Kacey calls Chris, distraught over the new comic pages where Chris shoots her boyfriend, and is also angry at him for breaking his promises towards her and not being a good person. A wild Liquid appears, and the shit hits the fan.
- 10 November
- Kacey reads Chris the riot act over the phone, announces her marriage to Liquid, and breaks all formal ties with Chris.
- Chris uploads a video in which he cries and sobs over Liquid's and Kacey's marriage.
- An audio recording of the conversation between Chris and Kacey's dad is released to /cwc/ by Bryan Bash.
- 11 November - In the moments before their wedding, Bryan Bash leaks the Kacey and Liquid Call.
- 12 November - Chris does a complete 180° from his previous video and happily shows off the certificate of Sonichu's registration to the trolls.
- 14 November
- Chris uploads a video denying offering anything on Craigslist. He also promises daily Sonichu pages.
- Vivian leaks an e-mail Chris sent her, in which he apologizes and demands money.
- Beginning his promised "daily updates," Chris uploads one new page of Sonichu 9.
- 15 November - Chris manages to continue to keep his promise, with a ripoff of Timmy1984's second Sonichu Fan Promo.
- 16 November - So far, he's three for three. Chris puts up a new page reviving the famous cry of "OW! MY AXELS!"
- 17 November - Chris demonstrates that he's still obsessed with Liquid Chris by drawing him as a brown sonichu in one of his daily updates.
- 18 November - Christian uploads a new page, with an incredibly lame fight scene.
- 19 November
- Chris makes his first known post on GameFAQs, asking if the PSP version of LittleBigPlanet would be able to communicate with the PS3 version.
- Chris breaks his promise, like we knew he would, and writes an odd Captain's Log Blog entry in which he claims Vivian Gee is going to help him advertise Sonichu.
- Chris begins answering fan mail.
- 20 November
- In an answer to a fan's letter, Chris describes a future comic storyline where his blood will become the key to developing a cure for the homos.
- Chris writes a new Captain's Log Blog entry, in which he admits to fucking up the Sonichu plotline.
- Chris posts page 81.
- 21 November
- Chris answers some of the letters from Mailbag 2. Chris also puts up a Rejected Mailbag and a new Mailbag page.
- Chris posts page 82.
- 22 November
- A psychiatric evaluation from 2004 is leaked on CWCki and Krapple simultaneously.
- Page 83 is uploaded.
- Vivian is fed up with Chris not keeping his promise, and calls him lazy.
- 23 November
- Chris uploads two videos in which he tries to sell his comic to "business people."
- Chris whines to his sysop about recent ads on his site.
- Chris writes a new Captain's Log Blog entry, in which he talks about his presentation and the offensive ads.
- 24 November
- In an email, Chris asks Jack Thaddeus to remove the gay ads from the CWCipedia.
- Chris uploads a video version of his PowerPoint presentation, The Sonichu Chronicles.
- Chris uploads two new pages, featuring the return of Darkbind and Bionic.
- 25 November
- Chris responds to about half the messages in Mailbag 3, claiming he'll get to the rest of them tomorrow. His sysop also creates pages for Mailbag 4, and Mailbag 5.
- Chris updates his blog, primarily to talk about Sonichu merchandise.
- Chris adds yet another page to Sonichu 9.
- Chris asks Vivian for more time to keep his promises to her, which she keeps him a week. The two then discuss the Sonichu pages Chris is currently drawing.
- 26 November
- 27 November
- 28 November - Chris manages to answer all the letters in Mailbag 5 without deleting any of them, and answers Mailbag 6.
- 29 November
- Chris uploads an almost unreadable page, and updates his blog.
- Chris lights the first of the Christmas advent-candles at his church, and read from the Bible.
- 30 November - Chris uploads page 93. No former sweethearts are slaughtered on this page.
References