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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|right|thumb|200PX|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2008.]]
[[Image:Megan Schroeder.jpg|right|thumb|200PX|'''2008''' showed the ending of the [[Megan]] Saga.]]
[[Image:Megan Schroeder.jpg|thumb|2008 showed the ending of the [[Megan]] Saga.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''March 17 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On March 17, 2008, Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace_Baptist_Church.jpg|thumb|From '''March 17 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace_Baptist_Church.jpg|thumb|From March 17, 2008, Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 4 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On April 4, 2008, Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''May 11 2008''', Chris was baptised.]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On May 11, 2008, Chris was baptised.]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''September 11 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On September 11, 2008, this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE_ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:PICKLE_ALERT.jpg|thumb| In September 2008, we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|In '''October 2008''', [[Blanca]] receives this letter.]]
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|In October 2008, [[Blanca]] receives this letter.]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.png|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.png|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in October 2008.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''October 31 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on October 31 2008. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|right|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In November 2008, Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In December 2008, Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
The year [[2008]] is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old.


[[2008]] showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of [[2009]]. The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of [[trolls|trolling]] in which a semi-organised group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].
The year [[2008]] is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. 2008 showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of [[2009]].  


=Events of 2008=
The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of [[trolls|trolling]] in which a semi-organised group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].
==January==
 
==Events of 2008==
 
===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while. Probably because of personal problems.
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while. Probably because of personal problems.
* January 10 - Using html-like code, chris tries to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#January_2008|hack]] [[ED]] again.
* January 10 - Using html-like code, chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The [[ED]] page on Chris is vandalised by someone named "Danilah". Probably Chris himself.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalised by someone named "Danilah". Probably Chris himself.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalises his article on [[ED]]. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalises his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get [[ED]] to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using html. He apparently doesn't really understand how computers work...
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using html. He apparently doesn't really understand how computers work...


==February==
===February===


* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday
* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday


==March==
===March===
* March 4 - [[Megan]] asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 5 - Chris draws [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]].
* March 5 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]''.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas (Game Place)|Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - [[Megan]] finds out Chris drew sexual images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew sexual images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to [[Megan]] for the images he drew.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|nine-day effort to remove references to Megan (including the sex drawing) from the ED page]].  He is unsuccessful.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort to remove references to Megan (including the sex drawing) from the ED page]].  He is unsuccessful.
* March 14 - [[Megan]] asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his [[ED]] article. The page is soon protected.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against [[ED]], and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 17 - Chris gets kicked out of the [[Grace Baptist Church]]. Starts visiting the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Chris gets kicked out of the [[Grace Baptist Church]]. Starts visiting the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the [[Megan]] [[nudes]]. He also tries to ban [[ED]]-admins from his article using code.
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan [[nudes]]. He also tries to ban ED-admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits of the ED page are now more focused with showing that it is Megan, not Cyrstal in the infamous fingering picture.  He describes Megan as someone "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him."  Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 18 - Chris's edits of the ED page are now more focused with showing that it is Megan, not Cyrstal in the infamous fingering picture.  He describes Megan as someone "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him."  Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to edit all references to incest from his [[ED]] article.
* March 19 - Chris tries to edit all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on [[ED]].
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to [[Megan]], but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 23 - [[Megan]] tells Chris to back off for a while.
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.


==April==
===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the [[Game Place]] by Michael for two weeks, on grounds of going into the back to get prize support for a tournament unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behaviour. <ref>Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on grounds of going into the back to get prize support for a tournament unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behaviour.<ref>Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the [[Game Place]] expires, and he returns.
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 20 - Last contact with [[Megan]].
* April 20 - Last contact with Megan.


==May==
===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.


==June==
===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, he is kicked from the gameplace for writing: "Michael Love the ¨F¨ Out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card-box.
* June 13 - According to Chris, he is kicked from the gameplace for writing: "Michael Love the ¨F¨ Out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card-box.


==July==
===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] of the [[Game Place]] that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].


==August==
===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against [[ED]] in a video, and blames his breakup with [[Megan]] on [[ED]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Creator of the [[ED]] page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Creator of the ED page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory on [[ED]], as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory on ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris adresses those who want to steal his [[medallion|medallion]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris adresses those who want to steal his [[medallion|medallion]].
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca|Blanca's]] first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris.
* August 19 - [[Blanca|Blanca's]] first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris.
* August 20 - Chris draws first part of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]].
* August 20 - Chris draws first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]].  
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]].  
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan|Evan George]].
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan|Evan George]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the [[Game Place]] by [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at cardgames.<ref>Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at cardgames.<ref>Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>


==September==
===September===
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to [[ED]].
* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all [[Sonichu|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechus]] are 18 or over.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - [[The Official Sonichu Game Blog]] is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Blanca]].
* September 10 - Chris sends his first nudes to Blanca.
* September 11 - First of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has [[Sonichu]] drawn on it.
* September 11 - First of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has [[Sonichu]] drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church|church]] about his nudes being leaked.
* September 11 - Chris mails his [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church|church]] about his nudes being leaked.
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* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]]-scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]]-scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] is temporarily on pause. Chris admits to having been conned by [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims Sonichu game is temporarily on pause. Chris admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church|church]].
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church|church]].
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. [[Nudes]] of him are sent around.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. Nudes of him are sent around.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account. He abandons his old one.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account. He abandons his old one.
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* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rick-roll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rick-roll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 29 - Chris writes [[Blanca]] a [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|letter]] that he sends with his [[medallion|medallions]].
* September 29 - Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends with his [[medallion|medallions]].
* September 29 - Chris reports that [[Panda]] has "broken up the romance in their relationship".
* September 29 - Chris reports that [[Panda]] has "broken up the romance in their relationship".


==October==
===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - Picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges. [http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv ] [http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv ]
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - [[Blanca]] recieves [[medallion|sonichu-medallions]].
* October 7 - Blanca recieves [[medallion|Sonichu medallions]].
* October 9 - Trolls receive [[medallion|sonichu-medallions]] and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Trolls receive Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new [[medallion|Sonichu-medallion]].
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming to have had the [[medallion]] sent back to him. He also claims the torrented [[DVD]] is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming to have had the medallion sent back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus-day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus-day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]].  
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]].  
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - [[medallion|Sonichu Medallion]] is destroyed on video.
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - [[Blanca]] ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 26 - Chris announces existence of [[Chloe]] in #sonichu.  
* October 26 - Chris announces existence of [[Chloe]] in #sonichu.  
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
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* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.


==November==
===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the [[ED]] article's talk page, [[Cogsdev]] gets a web hosting account and sets up a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]]. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, [[Cogsdev]] gets a web hosting account and sets up a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]]. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a [[Sonichu]] character in [[Little Big Planet|LBP]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris' [[PS3 History level]] is given credit on the [[Little Big Planet|LBP]] site, gladdening Chris, and enraging many [[Little Big Planet|LBP]] -fanboys.
* November 26 - Chris' PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, gladdening Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.


==December==
===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets waitress [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.  
* December 1 - Chris meets waitress [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.  
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]].
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls| Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. As soon as Chris finds out he utters his disgust.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. As soon as Chris finds out he utters his disgust.


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Revision as of 16:03, 9 September 2009

Chris in 2008.
2008 showed the ending of the Megan Saga.
On March 17, 2008, Chris is forced to start attending the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.
From March 17, 2008, Chris is no longer welcome at the Grace Baptist Church.
On April 4, 2008, Chris gets a one month ban from the Game Place.
On May 11, 2008, Chris was baptised.
On September 11, 2008, this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.
In September 2008, we meet Reginald.
In October 2008, Blanca receives this letter.
File:Jiggliami Medallion.png
The Jiggliami Medallion, first seen in October 2008.
Chris's lawn was trespassed on October 31 2008. The sign that was left would make a second appearance in September 2009.
In November 2008, Chris mostly plays LBP.
In December 2008, Chris thanks us for helping him win.

The year 2008 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 26 years old. 2008 showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of 2009.

The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, Megan, and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of trolling in which a semi-organised group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in 2009.

Events of 2008

January

  • January 2 - Megan writes that she is thinking about staying in the Chandler household for a while. Probably because of personal problems.
  • January 10 - Using html-like code, chris tries to hack Encyclopedia Dramatica again.
  • January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalised by someone named "Danilah". Probably Chris himself.
  • January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalises his article on ED. He complains about them kicking the autistic.
  • January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling Joshua Martinez. It doesn't work.
  • January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using html. He apparently doesn't really understand how computers work...

February

  • February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday

March

  • March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
  • March 5 - Chris draws Sonichu #7.
  • March 8 - At the Game Place, Chris tries to find out if employee Lucas was the one who took his picture.
  • March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew sexual images of her. She is angry.
  • March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
  • March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a nine-day effort to remove references to Megan (including the sex drawing) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
  • March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
  • March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
  • March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
  • March 17 - Chris gets kicked out of the Grace Baptist Church. Starts visiting the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.
  • March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan nudes. He also tries to ban ED-admins from his article using code.
  • March 18 - Chris's edits of the ED page are now more focused with showing that it is Megan, not Cyrstal in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as someone "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."[1]
  • March 19 - Chris tries to edit all references to incest from his ED article.
  • March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
  • March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
  • March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.[2]
  • March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.

April

  • April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on grounds of going into the back to get prize support for a tournament unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behaviour.[3]
  • April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
  • April 20 - Last contact with Megan.

May

  • May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.

June

  • June 13 - According to Chris, he is kicked from the gameplace for writing: "Michael Love the ¨F¨ Out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card-box.

July

  • July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to Michael of the Game Place that got him banned in April.

August

  • August 3 - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
  • August 6 - Chris shows his anger for Jason Kendrick Howell. Creator of the ED page.
  • August 8 - Chris declares victory on ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
  • August 12 - Chris promises to interview Robert Simmons V in his next Sonichu comic.
  • August 15 - In a new video, Chris adresses those who want to steal his medallion.
  • August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the Sonichu game reality. He also introduces them to the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
  • August 19 - Blanca's first e-mail to Chris.
  • August 20 - Chris draws first part of Sonichu #8.
  • August 28 - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
  • August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of Simonla Rosechu, based on an idea by Evan George.
  • August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at cardgames.[4]

September

  • September 2 - Chris uploads Rosechu nudes to ED.
  • September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
  • September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
  • September 8 - GameStop Guitar Hero Contest begins. Chris will be the first winner.
  • September 10 - Chris sends his first nudes to Blanca.
  • September 11 - First of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's penis has Sonichu drawn on it.
  • September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
  • September 11 - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
  • September 13 - Chris removes the sex-scenes from his latest comic.
  • September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his GF.
  • September 13 - Chris claims Sonichu game is temporarily on pause. Chris admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
  • September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
  • September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. Nudes of him are sent around.
  • September 17 - Chris's half-brother, Cole Smithey, is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
  • September 18 - Chris creates his second YouTube account. He abandons his old one.
  • September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
  • September 21 - Web-cam pics of Chris's penis and love-doll emerge.
  • September 24 - Pic of Christian's mother emerges.
  • September 24 - Panda rick-roll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards Adam Stackhouse.
  • September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about sex emerges.
  • September 29 - Chris writes Blanca a letter that he sends with his medallions.
  • September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".

October

  • October 4 - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
  • October 6 - Chris's DVD is ripped and torrented.
  • October 6 - Picture of Christian's dad emerges.
  • October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[1][2]
  • October 7 - Blanca recieves Sonichu medallions.
  • October 9 - Trolls receive Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
  • October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
  • October 9 - Chris publishes a new video, claiming to have had the medallion sent back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
  • October 13 - Columbus-day video published. Chris shows contempt towards Jimmy Hill.
  • October 13 - Sarah Jackson is allegedly killed in a car crash.
  • October 14 - Sonichu-Fans goes online.
  • October 15 - Sonichu #10 preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his High-School ring.
  • October 16 - Chris has his first fan chat in #sonichu
  • October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
  • October 21 - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
  • October 26 - Chris announces existence of Chloe in #sonichu.
  • October 27 - Q&A video published.
  • October 27 - Chris publishes the first of many video-game-oriented videos. The next month, Chris will spend playing these games.
  • October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

November

  • November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, Cogsdev gets a web hosting account and sets up a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's updates. Eventually, the site gained the PVCC boards, the CWCki you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from 2009.
  • November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in Little Big Planet.
  • November 24 - Chris publishes his History of Playstation 3 LBP level, ending his period of solitary confinement.
  • November 26 - Chris' PS3 History level is given credit on the LBP' site, gladdening Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.

December

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