February 2009
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February 2009 saw several transitions for Christian Weston Chandler. His online relationship with PandaHalo, who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by brushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of Julie in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto, formally ending that saga. That the trolls posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into travelling to Red Mond taught him nothing, though--by the end of February Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland in a futile effort to visit Julie.
Events of February 2009
- February 4 - Chris purchases Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
- February 4 - Chris' second Mumble chat. Speaks on his nudes, sex in the Sonichu comics, Clyde Cash, and reasons behind CWCville's restrictive laws.
- February 5 - Chris' third Mumble chat. Talks to Julie about Molvania's destruction, music, protecting her from Clyde Cash, their relationship and their first time together, including cumshots and premature ejaculation.
- February 5 - Video Chris is coerced by Clyde Cash to make two videos stating that he is gay. He removes both videos a few hours later.
- February 5 - Continuation of Mumble Chat 3. Clyde harasses Chris about copping out of calling himself gay in Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 and forces him to make a second video rectifying this.
- February 6 - Chris' fourth Mumble chat. Clyde calls him out on his inability to support Julie, his views on love and relationships and forces him to get rid of his material possessions for Julie.
- February 6 - Video Chris issues a retraction of the 5 February videos, claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
- February 6 - Chris reuploads the 5 February video, with a disclaimer.
- February 7 - Chris' fifth Mumble Chat. Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support Julie, going into detail about Chris' unrealistic views on how much money he'll need to live.
- February 7 - The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people.
- February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
- February 8 - Video Chris presents SonichuAndRosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend PandaHalo to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
- February 10 - Video Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris shows off his supposedly cleaned room. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
- February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
- February 10 - Chris' sixth Mumble Chat. An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris' letter from Nintendo of America is fake, Chris' taste in Anime and Clyde probing Chris about finances and supporting Julie.
- February 12 - Chris uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings.
- February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
- February 13 - Chris' seventh Mumble chat. Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, videogames, homos, dating tips, Sarah May and he does several terrible impersonations.
- February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Chris having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
- February 14 - Chris calls Julie from his PSP after Bob cuts the Internet down, discussing the loss of his erection over Bob Walking In and speculates about who called to tip Bob off.
- February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
- February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Episode 19 from Sonichu 9 are released.
- February 16 - First PSN chat with Julie. Discusses Aunt Karina's fate, the possibility of a threesome and Chris' employment prospects.
- February 17 - Second PSN chat with Julie. Covers Chris' unwillingness to visit his dying Aunt Karina, Chris depicting Sarah Jackson being murdered by Optimus Prime and Sonichu Episode 19.
- February 17 - Chris' eighth Mumble chat. Discusses Chris' contradictory views on Christianity and premarital sex, recycling and features a painful breakup with Sarah May where Chris repeatedly calls her Julie and she attempts suicide.
- February 18 - Video Chris prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
- February 18 - Video Chris retracts all his prior homophobic statements.
- February 18 - Third PSN chat with Julie. Chris dishes on his fears of being a homo, pornography, masturbation, his entire sexual history and his use of sex toys.
- February 18 - Continuation of the third PSN chat with Julie. Chris' race relations, heritage and family are discussed
- February 18 - Conclusion of the third PSN chat with Julie. Bob talks to Julie at length and is reassured on her legitimacy and the existence of Molvania.
- February 20 - Video Video footage Chris fucking his with sex doll Kimmi is leaked online.
- February 20 - Fourth and final PSN chat with Julie. Covers Julie's education and when Chris plans to make the trip to Ohio.
- February 21 - Chris's Aunt Karina dies.
- February 23 - Video Chris declares his love for Julie. Meanwhile, the Sonichu Girls forum is revealed as ruse perpetrated by trolls.
- February 23 - Chris' ninth Mumble chat. Hosted by The Miscreants, who reveal that their purpose is to stop Chris from finding a sweetheart because he's a racist who only wants china.
- February 23 - Continuation of Mumble chat 9. The Miscreants accuse Chris of not caring about his deceased Aunt Karina, discuss Megan and Chris admits retardation.
- February 23 - Chris' tenth Mumble chat. A fan chat where he's convinced to go to Cleveland to save Julie from her evil brother Max at Miscreant HQ.
- February 24 - Chris's 27th birthday.
- February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris's Aunt Karina is buried, and Chris is disappointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes[citation needed].
- February 24 - Sonichu canon - the anti-homo vaccine is distributed, and a world ridden of homosexuality proclaims February 24th as "Christian Love Day."
- February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.