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The year 2008 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 26 years old.
2008 showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of 2009. The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, Megan, and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of trolling in which a semi-organised group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in 2009.
Events of 2008
January
- January 2 - Megan writes that she is thinking about staying in the Chandler household for a while. Probably because of personal problems.
- January 10 - Using html-like code, chris tries to hack ED again.
- January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalised by someone named "Danilah". Probably Chris himself.
- January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalises his article on ED. He complains about them kicking the autistic.
- January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling Joshua Martinez. It doesn't work.
- January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using html. He apparently doesn't really understand how computers work...
February
- February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday
March
2008 showed the ending of the Megan Saga.
On March 17 2008, Chris is forced to start attending the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.
- March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
- March 5 - Chris draws Sonichu #7.
- March 8 - At the Game Place, Chris tries to find out if employee Lucas was the one who took his picture.
- March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew sexual images of her. She is angry.
- March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
- March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a nine-day effort to remove references to Megan (including the sex drawing) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
- March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
- March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
- March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
- March 17 - Chris gets kicked out of the Grace Baptist Church. Starts visiting the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.
- March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan nudes. He also tries to ban ED-admins from his article using code.
- March 18 - Chris's edits of the ED page are now more focused with showing that it is Megan, not Cyrstal in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as someone "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."[1]
- March 19 - Chris tries to edit all references to incest from his ED article.
- March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
- March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
- March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.[2]
- March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.
April
On April 4 2008, Chris gets a one month ban from the Game Place.
- April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on grounds of going into the back to get prize support for a tournament unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behaviour. [3]
- April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
- April 20 - Last contact with Megan.
May
- May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.
June
- June 13 - According to Chris, he is kicked from the gameplace for writing: "Michael Love the ¨F¨ Out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card-box.
July
- July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to Michael of the Game Place that got him banned in April.
August
- August 3 - Video Chris's second message to the trolls. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
- August 6 - Video Chris shows his anger for Jason Kendrick Howell. Creator of the ED page.
- August 8 - Encyclopedia Dramatica suffers long outages during a fundraiser to pay for better servers. Chris takes credit for the downfall of the site, drawing increased attention to himself and guaranteeing a lifetime supply of raep.
- August 12 - Chris promises to interview Robert Simmons V in his next Sonichu comic.
- August 15 - Video In a new video, Chris adresses those who want to steal his medallion.
- August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the Sonichu game reality. He also introduces them to the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
- August 19 - Blanca's first e-mail to Chris.
- August 20 - Chris draws first part of Sonichu #8.
- August 28 - Video Chris talks about his ideas for the Sonichu game.
- August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at cardgames.[4]
September
In September 2008, we meet Reginald.
- September 2 - Chris uploads Rosechu nudes to ED.
- September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
- September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
- September 8 - GameStop Guitar Hero Contest begins. Chris will be the first winner.
- September 10 - Chris sends his first nudes to Blanca.
- September 11 - First of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's penis has Sonichu drawn on it.
- September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
- September 11 - Video Chris issues a statement about the nudes.
- September 13 - Chris removes the sex-scenes from his latest comic.
- September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his GF.
- September 13 - Video Chris claims Sonichu game is temporarily on pause. Chris admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
- September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
- September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. Nudes of him are sent around.
- September 17 - Chris's half-brother, Cole Smithey, is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
- September 18 - Chris creates his second YouTube account. He abandons his old one.
- September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
- September 21 - Web-cam pics of Chris's penis and love-doll emerge.
- September 24 - Pic of Christian's mother emerges.
- September 24 - Video Panda rick-roll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards Adam Stackhouse.
- September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about sex emerges.
- September 29 - Chris writes Blanca a letter that he sends with his medallions.
- September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".
October
In October 2008, Blanca receives this letter.
- October 4 - Video Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
- October 6 - Chris's DVD is ripped and torrented.
- October 6 - Picture of Christian's dad emerges.
- October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges. [1] [2]
- October 7 - Blanca recieves sonichu-medallions.
- October 9 - Trolls receive sonichu-medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
- October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu-medallion.
- October 9 - Video Chris claims to have had the medallion sent back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
- October 13 - Video Chris shows contempt towards Jimmy Hill.
- October 13 - Sarah Jackson is allegedly killed in a car crash.
- October 14 - Sonichu-Fans goes online.
- October 15 - Chris rushes out new comic pages to establish that stealing his medallion doesn't matter because his powers are in his high school ring. To conform to his continuity the story is declared a preview of Sonichu #10, even though Sonichu #8 is still months from completion.
- October 16 - Chris has his first fan chat in #sonichu
- October 20 - Sonichu Medallion is destroyed on video.
- October 21 - Video Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
- October 26 - Chris announces existence of Chloe in #sonichu.
- October 27 - Video #sonichu arranges a Q&A to get Chris out of his post-Blanca slump. This is Chris's final video in vlog format until 28 December.
- October 27 - Video Chris uploads footage of himself playing Guitar Hero and LittleBigPlanet, beginning a two-month stretch of nothing but "let's play"-style videos.
- October 28 - Video Second LBP video
- October 29 - Video Chris reposts the first LPB video.
- October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.
November
In November 2008, Chris mostly plays LBP.
- November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, Cogsdev gets a web hosting account and sets up a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's updates. Eventually, the site gained the PVCC boards, the CWCki you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from 2009.
- November 14 - Video Chris uploads a new Aqua Teen LBP level, instructions for making Sackboy look like Sonichu, and two videos on his idea for a collector's case.
- November 24 - Video Chris publishes his History of Playstation 3 LBP level, ending his period of solitary confinement.
- November 26 - Chris' PS3 History level is given credit on the LBP site, gladdening Chris, and enraging many LBP -fanboys.
December
- December 1 - Chris meets waitress Caitlin. He thinks she likes him.
- December 1 - Chris draws the cover for Sonichu #9.
- December 24 - Loyal Sonichu fan Ryan Cash loses hope that Sonichu 8 will ever be completed, and commits suicide. Allegedly.
- December 28 - Video Chris thanks his fans for voting for him in the GameStop Guitar Hero Contest and vows to get back to work on the comics.
- December 30 - Chris finds out about the Sonichu Girls fanclub, and is delighted. He joins the community.
- December 30 - The Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub is founded. As soon as Chris finds out he utters his disgust.
References
- ↑ http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683
- ↑ http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407
- ↑ Stated by Lucas on the PVCC boards.
- ↑ Stated by Lucas on the PVCC boards.