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==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)== | ==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)== | ||
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==First contact== | ==First contact== | ||
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail. She would also revive the [[GAMe PLACe]] [[Saga]] by getting him to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|revisit the store]] in an attempt to get unbanned. | |||
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail. | |||
At the end of the month, Jackie sent a slew of e-mails criticizing him for his laziness and his [[Vanessa_AIM_Chat_2|lack of loyalty]], which was prompted by her discovering the [[CWCki]]. Chris denied all of her accusations, ending with her ceasing communication with him for 2 months. The relationship rekindled when Jackie would discover [[For Women ONLY|one of]] Chris's [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations, where he gave a shout-out to her. While Jackie would initially start emailing him out of confusion and frustration, their conversations turned casual and they would start talking regularly. | |||
By September 2010, Chris and Jackie had settled down into a friendly long-distance correspondence, as evidenced by their chats, which covered a range of topics featuring open and [[Honest Content|honest content]]. In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the [[pickle|male genitalia]] on their onlookers (at one point claiming that a puddle of [[semen]] counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene). On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]]. | By September 2010, Chris and Jackie had settled down into a friendly long-distance correspondence, as evidenced by their chats, which covered a range of topics featuring open and [[Honest Content|honest content]]. In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the [[pickle|male genitalia]] on their onlookers (at one point claiming that a puddle of [[semen]] counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene). On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]]. | ||
==Lars== | ==Lars== | ||
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On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris, who shockingly got along well with Lars after a while. Lars was portrayed by [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] mimicking an exaggerated Ebonics dialect, which Chris eventually started to emulate.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref> | On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris, who shockingly got along well with Lars after a while. Lars was portrayed by [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] mimicking an exaggerated Ebonics dialect, which Chris eventually started to emulate.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref> | ||
== | ==[[Jackie's Halloween Contest|The Halloween Contest]]== | ||
[[File:128679185214.png|thumb|The Cosplays]] | |||
On [[September 2010|September]] Jackie would make Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|cosplay as Mr Popo]] for her, which he would agree to do. This seemly gave Jackie an idea, as on the same day she gave Chris a challenge, to make a cosplay video for every day of [[October 2010|October]]. He would initially refuse it, which made Jackie cry, but after some rule verifications Chris would be completely on board. Most of Chris's cosplays are bizarre depictions of the characters that most would not recognize if not told who it's supposed to be. | |||
Chris would make a video daily for most of the month, but in the last few days he would fail to produce the videos Jackie wanted. This would cause her to break up with him in [[November 2010|November]], sending him a series of incredibly long-winded emails, chastising him for every single one of his flaws. She would then go back to dating Lars. | |||
==Tomgirl Saga== | |||
For months, Jackie and Chris wouldn't communicate much, with maybe an email or two every month. This all changed on [[March 2011]], when Chris would tell Jackie about his awakening as a [[Tomgirl]], also sending her a bunch of photos of him in feminine attire. Jackie would respond during [[April 2011|April]], supposedly turned on by the images and said that 'I liked the appetizer, but I'd really love a main course!'. She explained in a subsequent e-mail that Lars had gone on a bender, and while she still wanted him as a friend they were not in a relationship anymore. This opened the gate for Chris and Jackie's relationship to continue. | |||
Jackie used Chris's much more disturbing appearance to get him to create much more disturbing content, such as the now infamous [[Cakefarts]], along with many other videos of Chris doing degrading acts. These videos all supposedly turned Jackie on, despite them all being nothing but horrifying. Jackie would offer Chris [[China|sex]] in return for these videos, but for [[Troll|obvious reasons]] this would never happen | |||
This saga was abruptly cut short when [[Bob]] died. Chris would send an email to Jackie grieving over his loss, and getting mad at the grim reaper for making him die so early. According to [[Marvin]], Chris had a phone call with Jackie where he cried and sobbed over Bob's death, though it was never released out of respect. This is the last known interaction between Jackie and Chris, likely due to Jackie finding it immoral to troll Chris while he's grieving. | |||
==In the comic== | ==In the comic== | ||
Revision as of 02:30, 3 April 2024
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Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. She was primarily played by Alec Benson Leary.[1] Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.) |
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The Idea Guys were here.
Chris was brainwashed into believing that Jackie was from the Hyperdimension Neptunia universe and that she was real.[2]
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| “ | And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online | ” |
| Every good show needs some foreshadowing | ||
| “ | Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever | ” |
| Jackie, telling it like it is | ||
| Jacklyn Romy | |
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| Name | Jacklyn Romy |
| Gender | Female |
| Race | White |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Magazine editor |
Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy is a boyfriend-free girl troll whom Chris met on The HooK Café. She became his sweetheart from April-October 2010, and Chris made her many videos. According to one of Chris' leaked Facebook statuses in February 2012, he had resumed contact with her, before blocking her that April after several private videos Chris made for her were leaked onto the Internet. However, in May, he re-friended her on Facebook.
Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)
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Sexy sweetie looking for loveI'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile. I don't really care what you do so long as you're driven; I care more about a nice sense of style and outgoing personality. I want someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be! Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, go to dinner, cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend at my family's cabin, travel, road trip and have sex. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna lie!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there... I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm? I'm 5'3", slender, I don't smoke (HATE it) but I drink once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an editor for a magazine. I love every day. I run in road races. Oh, and I shop. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that special someone I can share my life with and start a family with. If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back! CharacteristicsGender: Woman ProfileEducation: College graduate HabitsSmoking: Never PersonalityI get around town via: Car, Bycicle, Walk DeeperIf you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, Leonardo Da Vinci and Liberace. What's under your bed? My old Playstation... it's my guilty pleasure! Two books that everybody should read are Of Mice and Men and the Great Gatsby. Fill ItI'm an open-minded person, but bigotry is a deal-breaker. Design your ideal mate: the brain of a Andy Warhol and the body of a Brad Pitt People say my smile is my best feature. The first section I turn to in the Hook is ... ask me... The quickest way to my heart is good cooking The quickest way to my bed is strong, muscly arms' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked basted The last concert I attented was Crash Test Dummies My favorite cartoon as a kid was Digimon Dogwood is my favorite local festival. I wouldn't sell my body for a billion dollars. Christina Ricci is the celebrity I've been told I resemble. P.F. Changs is my favorite restaurant. In and OutThe Corner or Downtown Mall Blockbuster or Sneak Reviews Best Buy or Sidetracks Wireless or Landline Aristocrat or Grey Goose Beatles or Stones CD or MP3 Carmike or Vinegar Hill Dogs or Cats Summer or Winter Kroger or Whole Food PC or Mac Wheel of Fortune or Grey's Anatomy Steak or Salad Steak or Sushi Cavaliers or Redskins Casket or Cremation Fax or Email Dyed or Natural Pumps or Flats Beach or Mountains SUV or Sedan |
First contact
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 April 2010. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing video outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail. She would also revive the GAMe PLACe Saga by getting him to revisit the store in an attempt to get unbanned.
At the end of the month, Jackie sent a slew of e-mails criticizing him for his laziness and his lack of loyalty, which was prompted by her discovering the CWCki. Chris denied all of her accusations, ending with her ceasing communication with him for 2 months. The relationship rekindled when Jackie would discover one of Chris's Flipnote Hatena animations, where he gave a shout-out to her. While Jackie would initially start emailing him out of confusion and frustration, their conversations turned casual and they would start talking regularly.
By September 2010, Chris and Jackie had settled down into a friendly long-distance correspondence, as evidenced by their chats, which covered a range of topics featuring open and honest content. In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.[3] Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the male genitalia on their onlookers (at one point claiming that a puddle of semen counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene). On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to Lois Griffin.
Lars
Lars McNulty is Jackie's ex-boyfriend, whom Jackie left over his ridiculous obsession with model boats (which he eventually stopped buying upon realizing that it was an unhealthy addiction). He also made Jackie have an abortion against her will, and later distributed nudes of Jackie to a troll[4] and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.[5] Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an intense fixation on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.
Chris's first video addressing Lars appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of Lego. A second video appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or Chris will intervene. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to babbling about tape dispensers. (An extended version of this third video appeared on 2 October.)
Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a fourth video released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a do-rag and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a homo.
On 6 November, audio was released of a call between Lars and Chris, who shockingly got along well with Lars after a while. Lars was portrayed by Alec Benson Leary mimicking an exaggerated Ebonics dialect, which Chris eventually started to emulate.[6]
The Halloween Contest
On September Jackie would make Chris cosplay as Mr Popo for her, which he would agree to do. This seemly gave Jackie an idea, as on the same day she gave Chris a challenge, to make a cosplay video for every day of October. He would initially refuse it, which made Jackie cry, but after some rule verifications Chris would be completely on board. Most of Chris's cosplays are bizarre depictions of the characters that most would not recognize if not told who it's supposed to be.
Chris would make a video daily for most of the month, but in the last few days he would fail to produce the videos Jackie wanted. This would cause her to break up with him in November, sending him a series of incredibly long-winded emails, chastising him for every single one of his flaws. She would then go back to dating Lars.
Tomgirl Saga
For months, Jackie and Chris wouldn't communicate much, with maybe an email or two every month. This all changed on March 2011, when Chris would tell Jackie about his awakening as a Tomgirl, also sending her a bunch of photos of him in feminine attire. Jackie would respond during April, supposedly turned on by the images and said that 'I liked the appetizer, but I'd really love a main course!'. She explained in a subsequent e-mail that Lars had gone on a bender, and while she still wanted him as a friend they were not in a relationship anymore. This opened the gate for Chris and Jackie's relationship to continue.
Jackie used Chris's much more disturbing appearance to get him to create much more disturbing content, such as the now infamous Cakefarts, along with many other videos of Chris doing degrading acts. These videos all supposedly turned Jackie on, despite them all being nothing but horrifying. Jackie would offer Chris sex in return for these videos, but for obvious reasons this would never happen
This saga was abruptly cut short when Bob died. Chris would send an email to Jackie grieving over his loss, and getting mad at the grim reaper for making him die so early. According to Marvin, Chris had a phone call with Jackie where he cried and sobbed over Bob's death, though it was never released out of respect. This is the last known interaction between Jackie and Chris, likely due to Jackie finding it immoral to troll Chris while he's grieving.
In the comic
When Chris resumed Sonichu in 2017, he decided to include events that had happened during the years-long hiatus which began in 2009. Jackie and a character she created in 2011 named Vulva Pie[7] are featured in Sonichu #12. In the story, Vulva has a fling with Robbie Sonichu in summer 2011, which is cut short when Jackie, her mother, dumps Chris and leaks the content she got from him, compelling them both to go "on the lam".
The Man in the Pickle Suit explained Vulva's name:
| We came up with the name "Vulva Pie" during Jackie and we didn't explain to Chris what it meant.[8]
He's too autistic to change it now. Her name is Vulva in his head, and while he's annoyed that trolls got him to name her that, it's too late now as far as he's concerned.[9] |
Sources
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/question-about-jacky.994/post-65366
- ↑ Idea Guy Q&A
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 14
- ↑ Jackie Chat 2
- ↑ Jackie Chat 3
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378
- ↑ July 2017 Patreon posts#Alt-Cover
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-3#post-2434229
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-4#post-2434568
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People: Chris • Jacklyn Romy • Lars McNulty • Sydney Kirsch | ||||
Emails: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24 • 25 • 26 • 27 • 28 • 29 • 30 • 31 Chats: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • Lars Call | ||||
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