2021

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Quite a year.
Chris's mugshot, 2021

The thirteenth year since Chris' discovery, 2021 opened with the world still deep in the throes of the COVID-19 pandemic. It finally brought an end to Chris spending nearly an entire year of his life roleplaying as Sonichu in order to cope with the cancellation of BABScon 2020. In February 2021, Chris's hormones began a surge, and he started to discuss masturbating and hit on multiple women online.

In June 2021, Chris began having a sexual relationship with his own mother, occurring every three days. By July 2021, Chris began bragging about the incest to one of his trusted online acquaintances, who covertly began recording and sharing the files, resulting in the Incest Call and Incest Texts. The leak of the files to the public quickly destabilized every aspect of Chris's life. An Emergency Protective Order separated him from 14 Branchland Court and his mother. In August 2021, he was arrested at Regency Inn Richmond, footage of which was both livestreamed and captured on bodycam. The Jail Saga began, and the court proceedings lasted until 2023.

The year also marks the 30th anniversary of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Barbara turned 80 years old on the 1st of October. 6 September also marked a decade since the passing of Bob Chandler, and the same month also marked twenty years since Chris's firing from his last real job.

January

Main article: January 2021
January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

Chris continued tweeting about the Dimensional Merge. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, Larry Vaughn, into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding Donald Trump.

February

Chris in February 2021
Main article: February 2021
January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

Early in the month, the Taser Discussion call took place between Watchmen, Caden Peck of Praetor and Chris. The call had been the result of arguments between them, stemming from Chris's plan to borrow a taser from Praetor to stun his collection of crystals and rocks in an attempt to activate the Merge. During the call, Val, one of the Watchmen, joked that Chris should taze himself; two other Watchmen (Naught and MKRNightVee) then framed Caden for Val's words. The drama resulted in tension between the Watchmen and Chris, which again flared up later in the month when the Watchmen removed Anaxis from their group and lied about their reasons to Chris.

Halfway through the month, Chris discussed with the Watchmen his feelings of loneliness and desire for a relationship.

Chris turned 39 years old on 24 February, and a day later, finally ended his nearly-year-long act of being "possessed" by Sonichu after being convinced to do so by enabler KwaiiSandbag, posing as a psychic.

On 27 February, he began chatting to the Watchmen about his masturbation habits.

March

Main article: March 2021

Chris announced that he had consulted a medium for spiritual advice. Chris would also continue talking with KwaiiSandbag this month, before cutting all contact with him after the latter admitted to not being a real psychic. Chris also accidentally damaged the Dodge Caravan after backing into a big rig trailer.

Chris continued chatting to the Watchmen about his masturbation habits.

April

Chris in April 2021.
Main article: April 2021

In April, Chris started off the month by complaining to Geno Samuel for changing the thumbnails and titles of Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History to images of Donald Trump for an April Fools joke.[1]

Later, he received his stimulus check from the government, and immediately used it to buy a three-month subscription for magic stones. A few days later, both Chris and Barb received doses of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccination.

Aside from other occasional posts, Chris remained mostly quiet this month.

May

Chris creepily ogling Barb in May 2021.
Main article: May 2021

Chris celebrated Mother's Day this month by releasing an odd (and, in hindsight, disturbing) photograph of himself and Barb together. Chris would record an audio clip of himself vocalizing his voice on Twitter, and would also record a video of himself covering "I'll Be Your Mirror" by The Velvet Underground as an effort to promote a book about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris.

Chris again continued chatting to the Watchmen about his masturbation habits.

June

Chris in June 2021
Main article: June 2021

Chris started off the month by starting the tradition of posting Tarot cards on Twitter every day, before uploading Birthday Greetings to Devin, and a video of him playing with his cat Sylvia later in the month. Chris also begged for money for a new car, and made a series of tweets claiming that the TooManyGames 2018 convention incident was a supposed setup by the organizer of the event and the trolls.

Null announced on Kiwi Farms that Chris would be attending Everfree Northwest, a My Little Pony convention held in Seattle, Washington, in August 2021.

However, this would never come to pass, as this was the month in which Chris began to engage in incest with his mother – news of which would not break for over a month. From then until an Emergency Protective Order in late July, the two had sex every third night.[2] Chris began hinting to some of his trusted online acquaintances about the incest, but mislead them all with a cover story about his lover simply being an older woman.

July

Chris in July 2021
Main article: July 2021

The month began quite promisingly, with Chris actually fulfilling artwork commissions and video requests related to his trip to attend Everfree Northwest.

Barb's dog Snoopy passed away on the 15th.

In the middle of this month, Fiona began to flirt with Chris online, such as in a series of video calls. She planned with Chris to have sex with him at Everfree Northwest, through Chris believed that their relationship would not last long, and that she would meet someone else when she started attending college.

Meanwhile, Chris continued his protests over the impending release of G5 of My Little Pony, culminating in a rage-filled video released on the 27th in which he demanded Hasbro change course.

Also on the 27th, Chris decided to brag about the identity of his sexual partner from the previous month to one of his online acquintances. He selected Bella and heavily implied that he was about to discuss an illegal activity while telling her to install Signal. Bella covertly recorded Chris's bragging, resulting in the Incest Call and Incest Texts, which she shared with friends. By the early morning of the 30th, the files were leaked to the public.

That day, after a welfare check was conducted on 14 Branchland Court, Chris was given an Emergency Protective Order to temporarily leave the premises of the house, while Barbara was taken to a hospital for a checkup.[3] The following day on 31 July, Chris took $750 from Barbara's bank account; Null, who found out by reading Chris's email and seeing an alert from his bank, asked Chris for more information and became offended at his misleading answers and cut all ties with him.[4] Null, assuming it to be a case of theft, reported Chris to the police, but Chris was never charged for it.

Chris's attendance ticket to Everfree Northwest was also revoked by the convention,[5] and Null also began the process of refunding those who donated to the GoFundMe Fundraiser this month.[6]

August

Chris in August 2021
Main article: August 2021

The month began with Chris getting arrested at Regency Inn Richmond, with Ethan Ralph in attendance livestreaming. He was jailed without bond and charged with incest. While Chris was in jail, his license plates were soon stolen by a ween.

In his second court appearance, represented by Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg, Chris interrupted the judge and demanded to be allowed to pick up his things. He was denied bond, and his next court date was set for 16 September 2021.

The case was featured on Fox News, exposing him to millions of boomers.

Partly through the month, Chris's dormant YouTube account was broken into, with the hacker uploading an old video of Anthony LoGatto yelling "JULAAAAY!". At the month's end, a user from the Kiwi Farms reported that Barbara had returned to 14 Branchland Court[7] as Chris continued to await his hearing.

September

Main article: September 2021

With Chris remaining in jail, the ten-year anniversary of Bob's passing came and went. Later, Winfield Winfield filmed a video tour while trespassing at the exterior of 14 Branchland Court]].

Chris's next court date was initially set for the 16th of this month, but it was given a continuance for November, due in part to the defense requiring time to do mental health examinations for Chris.[8]

Later, reports that Barb had returned to 14BC were conclusively confirmed when a fan went to the house and unsuccessfully tried to pry more details from her.[9]

On 19 September, Chris wrote one of his jail letters, addressed to an unknown person, with instructions to relay the contents to Null and forward the physical document to David Heilberg. The letter itself, while referring to the events of the past month in broad strokes, was strikingly evangelical in tone, steeped in abundant Christian imagery and language and Biblical references. Chris' statements within the letter were perceived by observers as confirmation of a sudden and explosive development of his messiah complex, up to and including a belief that he is a reincarnation of Jesus of Nazareth.

October

Main article: October 2021

Barbara turned 80 years old,[10] and Chris sent five more letters with topics ranging from his godhood to the quality of the jail's food.

Chris spent the rest of the month in jail waiting for his next court appearance.[11]

November

Drawing of Chris-chan Sonichu from November 2021
Main article: November 2021

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18th of this month.[11]. But it was again given a continuance, this time to February 3rd, 2022 for unknown reasons.[11] Meanwhile, on 24 November, Barbara got involved in a serious automobile collision, suffering two broken ribs and a concussion as a result, but nevertheless still surviving the initial accident.[12][13]

Chris also continued to interact with fans and weens this month through means of several letters and a phone call.

December

Main article: December 2021

Chris spends the Holidays behind bars. Meanwhile, the insurance claim for the car accident in November ruled in favor of the tractor-trailer driver involved, and Barb was fined $30, with an additional $76 in court costs on top of it.[14]

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