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* April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to [[ED]]. | * April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to [[ED]]. | ||
* April 5 - A new [[ED]] article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life. | * April 5 - A new [[ED]] article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life. | ||
* April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua, apologising for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet. | * April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologising for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet. | ||
* April 6 - Chris chats with a troll claiming to be Vanessa about a movie Joshua is making. Chris ends up masturbating for Vanessa. | * April 6 - Chris chats with a troll claiming to be [[Vanessa Hudgens]] about a movie Joshua is making. Chris ends up [[Mass debating|masturbating]] for Vanessa. | ||
* April 6 - [[Chris]] purchases the [[Sonichu.net|www.cwcville.com]] domain. | * April 6 - [[Chris]] purchases the [[Sonichu.net|www.cwcville.com]] domain. | ||
* April 9 - [[Christian's]] [[Sonichu site]] is restored. The new URL is [http://cwcville.com http://cwcville.com]. | * April 9 - [[Christian's]] [[Sonichu site]] is restored. The new URL is [http://cwcville.com http://cwcville.com]. | ||
Revision as of 12:53, 27 April 2009
Chris's literary pick of the year.
The year 2009 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old.
Starting January 2009, Christian's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far reaching insight in Christian's life.
As of this article's creation, 2009 is the current year, and it will thus be updated frequently.
Events of 2009
January
- January 2 - Sonichu Home Club meeting on PlayStation Online.
- January 5 - Second part of Sonichu #8 is published.
- January 6 - Christian announces Sonichu and Rosechu will be in Animal Crossing.
- January 8 - Sonichu.net hacked for the first time by Gregg Mays.
- January 8 - Christian publishes video, in which he threatens Mr. Mays with his "lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z". He also shows his fangs.
- January 12 - Christian publishes video in which he announces that he is straight, and that Sonichu.net is up again.
- January 15 - Christian publishes video denouncing the ED page.
- January 17 - Christian publishes video address to Shigeru Miyamoto.
- January 18 - Christian crushes a vibrator in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the trolls.
- January 18 - Sonichu.net hacked by someone going by the name Clyde Cash, the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased Ryan Cash.
- January 18 - Christian threatens Jason Kendrick Howell over the phone.
- January 19 - Christian publishes video about Sonichu.net being hacked. He announces Sonichu.info to be his new site.
- January 19 - Christian publishes video addressing Clyde Cash. Christian tells Clyde to get over the death of his brother.
- January 19 - Sonichu.info hacked.
- January 20 - Christian updates and completes his "The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint.
- January 21 - Christian denounces Sonichu.net and Sonichu.info. Christian tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
- January 22 - Christian Weston Chandler disappears.
- January 26 - In a new video, Christian makes the unlikely claim that he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to Miyamoto.
- January 26 - Christian takes video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
- January 30 - Christian publishes video admitting Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee Reggie.
- January 31 - Christian takes last video offline.
- January 31 - In a new video, Christian retracts his last video.
February
On February 12 2009, Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack goes online.
- February 4 - Christian purchases Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
- February 5 - In a new video, Christian states that he is gay. He removes said video a few hours later.
- February 6 - Christian publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
- February 6 - Christian reuploads his video from February 5, stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
- February 8 - Christian launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
- February 8 - In a new video, Christian presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend Sarah to contact him.
- February 10 - Christian publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his room. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. Christian also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Christian were done by a con-man.
- February 10 - Along with his new video, Christian publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
- February 12 - Christian uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. A porn site.
- February 13 - An audio clip of Christian engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
- February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Christian having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
- February 15 - Another audio file of Christian engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
- February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Sonichu 9 released.
- February 18 - Christian releases a Youtube video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
- February 18 - Christian releases a Youtube video in which he retracts all his homophobe utterances.
- February 20 - Christian's computer is hacked. Video footage of him having sex with doll Kimmi is leaked online.
- February 21 - Christian's aunt Karina dies.
- February 23 - Christian publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
- February 24 - Christian's 27th birthday.
- February 24 - Christian's aunt Karina is buried.
- February 26 - Christian travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.
March
On March 18 2009, we learn that Chris has been playing Eye of Judgement recently.
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On March 26 2009, Chris showed off some new material that may be featured in Sonichu 9.
On March 27 2009, Chris gave us a tour of his house.
- March 1 - An ED troll claims Christian's parents have confiscated his webcam/PSEye and microphone, after he/she sent Bob several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
- March 3 - Christian finds out his girlfriend Julie wasn't real. He also puts his medallion up his ass.
- March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Christian has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately debunked.
- March 4 - Christian publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
- March 4 - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as BlueSpike.
- March 10 - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching Family Guy), and presents it as solid proof that homos are bad. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
- March 12 - Christian posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
- March 16 - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to Emily for not attending their apparently planned meeting..
- March 16 - Chris posts an other new video, apologising for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in 2008.
- March 18 - Christian posts a new video, in which he talks about Eye of Judgement, and Emily.
- March 19 - Christian is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
- March 19 - Christian posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [1]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
- March 20 - Christian posts a mysterious new video which is deleted in moments of posting. Based on a Krapple Komputer Kompany thread, this is a maverick troll. Chris later reposts it here.
- March 26 - Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for Sonichu #9.
- March 26 - Chris posts a video, suggesting that Megan hes been having trouble from the trolls.
- March 27 - Christian posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his house and his garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
- March 27 - Chris posts a new video, raging at Clyde Cash, and threatening to call the police.
- March 28 - Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Loving You.
- March 29 - Chris sings the farting song.
- March 30 - Chris uploads a video demanding the ED page is taken down. He later takes it down and uploads a longer version of the video.
- March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, adressed to one of the trolls. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
- March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, claiming he will be leaving youtube forever. Knowing Chris, this is probably untrue.
April
- April 1 - April fools day. ED takes the page on Chris-Chan offline.
- April 2 - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
- April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to ED.
- April 5 - A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
- April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez, apologising for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
- April 6 - Chris chats with a troll claiming to be Vanessa Hudgens about a movie Joshua is making. Chris ends up masturbating for Vanessa.
- April 6 - Chris purchases the www.cwcville.com domain.
- April 9 - Christian's Sonichu site is restored. The new URL is http://cwcville.com.
- April 9 - Christian makes a new YouTube account, named CChanSonichu, thus annulling his previous statement that he would leave the site for ever.
- April 9 - Chris uploads a new youtube video, announcing his new site.
- April 12 - In a new video, Chris announces he has completed Sonichu episode 19.
- April 12 - Chris uploads a new youtube video, with him greeting Ivy, and her hermit-crab, crass.
- April 12 - Chris uploads a new youtube video, showing him kissing his sexdoll, kimmi, with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
- April 12 - Chris uploads an easter youtube video, showing him doing the bunny hop.
- April 16 - Clyde Cash releases Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens on youtube
- April 16 - On their site, the miscreants post several videos of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.
- April 17 - Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'.
- April 17 - Chris uploads a video in which he apologises for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.
- April 19 - The Lost Video of Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse is finally recovered by AVDierten.
- April 19 - The Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK is informally released.
- April 23 - Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.
- April 24 - Chris uploads his marriage proposal to Ivy as well as two other videos.
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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