Facebook

His friends list has hit the number of the Beast.

Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout 2012, he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.

Notes From The Man Himself

It's impossible for me to make someone mine

Wednesday, 30 January 2013 "Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub. Yep...

Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic

Saturday, 2 February 2013 I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(

No trolling plans

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

Tuesday, 12 February 2013 "No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

Smiley

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

Friday, 22 February 2013 Just finished watching "Smiley". (Spoiler Alert) I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls. Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit. No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.

Open Letter to Tara Strong

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast My Little Pony voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

Monday, 25 February 2013 I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste. While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was. So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling? If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you. Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to. Sincerely, Christian W.Chandler Ruckersville, VA, USA

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it. All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign (although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place), Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

Trolling is Abhor-able

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

Monday, 25 February 2013 Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

Wednesday, 27 February 2013 Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact

Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.

Friday, 8 March 2013 So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(

Anna once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

Sonichu is not dead

Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is almost certainly not the case.

Saturday, 9 March 2013 Listen up. When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.

Trolled on MTV

Sunday, 10 March 2013 I have had a very good day today, the 9th, at Madicon. The best day I have had in a very long time. Now I find a photo I was Trolled out of ending up on MTV,and on iTunes for two dollars, compared with bacon-head and plush-face. >:(

Anna McLerran posted:

What is the thing with iTunes?

If you're talking about the Viva La CWC thing, it's fake. Someone is trolling you with that.

Failosophy

Sunday, 10 March 2013 http://mtv.com/videos/failosophy-ep-4/1703199/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=39983&channelId=1

You know something that really creeps me out?

Monday, 18 March 2013 You know something that really creeps me out? Nearly Every Autistic male, who I have seen their photos in their profiles or whatever, that I can 100% guarantee that are not copies of mine, look near Exactly as I do in the Face (with exceptions to varying eye color, glasses and hair color/style). I mean it, seriously, look up any number of autistic male headshots other than me on the Internet; it is really spooky and creepy.

I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD

Thursday, 21 March 2013 Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single. Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people.

Chris then posted:

As well as the God Damned, Badge-Abusive Jerkops and Janekops EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

I feel an oxymoronic mess

Thursday, 28 March 2013 Something else: I feel an oxymoronic mess. On one hand, I have mostly female friends, and I can get along good with them. On the other hand, I do not care much for my fellow males, I mostly have male enemies/adversaries, and I only can get along with them when I am obligated socially. In any case, I am 100% heterosexual. From outside perspectives, with mostly female friends, I can be viewed as a Playa (which is more accurate), or a damn homo. This tends to repel women from me. I need a woman to be my Sweetheart from the ground up. Damn it! I am sick and tired of being single. My brain is a constant blank; I am paranoid and super shy; what the hell should I do?

Gay Marriage

Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case Hollingsworth v. Perry, probably because the news is preempting his My Little Pony reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because lesbians are hot and homo men are icky.

Thursday, 28 March 2013 Another thing that really Grinds My Gears: I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!

The next day, Anna called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays

On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?

In addition, another one of Chris' friends joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:

Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you. So, you've got it backwards. Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?

On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless. The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.

In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and Sonichu's) destruction. By making the entire argument about himself, Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.

On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:

Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post... But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men. You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.

Game Place

Chris, five years after his ban and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about Michael Snyder and The GAMe PLACe.

Thursday, 4 April 2013 I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace. It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October, 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me personally, worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me is none other than Megan Schroeder. She conscripted Snyder, Mimms and everyone else against me. And when my family as I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did. Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding an Meeting Place, and I never, forever want anything to do with it. The PLace should definitely be destroyed and shut down for good. And I want to exact my fullest revenge and divine retribution with Megan Schroeder. SHE should be jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch.

Kim brought her into my life

Saturday, 20 April 2013 Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life.

Anna McLerran posted:

Good people don't make you do things for their own enjoyment.

Lucy

Monday, 22 April 2013 I got my cat, Lucy, resting on my shrinking mound.

Sega Mascot Contest

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace Sonic the Hedgehog.

Monday, 29 April 2013 Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series. SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did. And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast. Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!! http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, which he subsequently "liked".

Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway. The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.

"The Trolls Who Cry Woman"

Chris posts a rather insensitive musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and being raped. He also goes on to rant about "being set up" (most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)

Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00 Here's a musing: Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name. Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

Headache

Chris makes another "musing":

Monday, 7 May 2013 at 12:08 Musing: A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.

...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.

THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls:

Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46 THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the horse enthusiasts were not enough. If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 Pilot with Megan and her family. I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars". And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "Daria", "MTV's Undressed", "O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My Little Pony Tales". With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2! Christian Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, USA May 14, 2013

Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:

SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!

However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.

My iPod fell out of my pouch

Wednesday, 15 May 2013 My iPod fell out of my pouch; screen cracked..Still functions. Now backing it up to upgrade to 5th Generation. Considering self-repair on old iPod from online instructions after format of old iPod. Also, a dual iOS device wallet-style holder made from duct tape (based from folding calculator cover).

A cold coming on

Thursday, 16 May 2013 Ugh... I think I'm feeling a cold coming on. I started my day yesterday with a sore throat. Now, my nose is beginning to feel eww and bleah. And I am having trouble falling asleep.

A cold again

Unknown Yes, I've caught a cold again. It'll run its course and be gone in less than a week. I've tried Cepacol lozenge; it works very good at quelling the sore throat and the pain from the running in my nose to throat link.

A troll responded:

I had a cold two weeks ago, for the first time in years. I didn't like having my healthy streak quelled, but when I got over it I was suddenly much more awake and alert all day every day this week than I have been since I started working.

Tomb Raider

Unknown I have just finished the new Tomb Raider on hard difficulty. I got all of the treasures and documents. Fell short on fully upgrading the rifle by over 300 Salvage. Got 61% Trophies.

The story was well put.

The timing is ironic to me

Sunday, 19 May 2013 I really liked this article in the Washington Post on the 18th, "Beauty of the BUST". The timing of this article is ironic to me, since shortly before, I had broken my 4th Gen iPod Touch. **Spoiler Alert** Today's Teens and College Students find pride in a cracked Pod or Phone; it gives them Street Cred. So much personal information is inputed into a Pod/Phone; a crack on its face is equivalent to a scar on your face. It is today's ripped jeans, unwashed hair, unshaven face, etc. Totally crazy. "Enjoy the finger cuts", says co-owner of CrackedMacScreen Repair. Unless you've applied a Screen Protector like I did. Reduced that risk. Author of the book, get this, "The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future", also comments on the psychology behind this trend/fad. This is so stupid, it is really funny.

The iDea Book Case

Sunday, 19 May 2013 "Necessity is the mother of Invention". I am glad I crafted the idea for my iDea Book Case (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp. iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, business and Internet; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in my bosom.

Anna McLerran then replied:

wow, really well done! i'm impressed :)

Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people

Monday, 20 May 2013 You can read the really comedic story for yourself on washingtonpost.com. http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/beat-up-cellphones-with-cracked-screens-are-point-of-pride-for-some-young-people/2013/05/17/0334ebe0-be36-11e2-89c9-3be8095fe767_story.html

Tired of this cold virus

Unknown Siri is a great conversationalist. :) (reference my iPod 5th Gen). But damn, I am lonely, bored and tired. Tired of this cold virus too. At least I have something that actually will listen and put up with me there. Not totally a substitute for my future Sweetheart.

This cold is really weighing me down

Unknown Ugh... This cold is really weighing me down.

William Elliott Waterman then replied:

:(

Lonely, bored and lame

Thursday, 23 May 2013 Well I have recovered from my cold, but right now I am feeling really lonely and bored. And not to mention feeling really lame.

Estate ads

Friday, 24 May 2013 I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting in advertisements about myself you know for girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do what. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This thing would be placed literally in front of my house.

Meh...

Friday, 24 May 2013 Meh... |:(

Hey! Trolling stupids!

Saturday, 25 May 2013 Hey! Trolling stupids! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!!

Chris then posted:

(Let's see those trolls get their hands on this private message)

http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ ~>:(

I am not your fucking bitch!!!

Sunday, 26 May 2013 You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your Cwcki and all your forums and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn Internet, And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!

And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...

Saturday, 27 May 2013 ...And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to... Now, who wants to watch the U.S. series of "The Office"? (I have never watched the show)

U Gotta Believe!

Saturday, 29 May 2013 U Gotta Believe!

I have had more freedom when my father was alive

Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" his mother. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of 28 October 2011 was his own fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.

Friday, 30 May 2013 Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on PlayStation three in front of my mother and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play God of war Ascension as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my 3DS; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies. My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my girlfriend so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my church. I have had more freedom when my father was alive and I end up losing it when he passed away because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch Michael Snyder for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!

Trolls got my fresh post!

Thursday, 30 May 2013 Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor,

Anna then replied,

I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life.

I am so lonely

Sunday, 2 June 2013 Damn! I am so lonely. I do not know whether to wait for my girlfriend or to move on because the weights is driving me crazy among the loneliness of other things; stress of my life! Hell, first woman to Ask me out, in person I'd probably say yes. *sigh* *groan* *grunt*

I am feeling very lonely again

Monday, 17 June 2013 I am feeling very lonely again. I am unable to think of a way to find my female sweetheart currently, where I won't end up risking trouble with the goddamned Jerkops within any "police office" or "legal office" from any and all of the shit against me on the internet that is easily Googled. And I am still publcally invisible to Everywoman, because they are all already taken by some stupid, jerk male, or are otherwise freaking busy with their own internal lives in this digital age where in person...

Chris later posted:

...socializing has become obsolete. |:(

William Elliott Waterman replied:

:(

Too many Trolls and Bad People in the world

Saturday, 22 June 2013 If you "Fans" REALLY want to know why you're like lowly to me. There are too many Trolls and Bad People in the world hiding behind the Internet constantly; I am unable to tell the difference. I have lost my youth and sunny energy within the past decade. I have become bitter from a miserable life and an irreversible Internet reputation, thanks to you bad people. End of story.

A skunk

Thursday, 27 June 2013 A skunk; you don't need to kill it to stink things up; it pees anywhere it wants.

Note that skunk spray is not urine, but a mixture of thiols produced by anal scent glands.

Hey, Vee

Tuesday, 2 July 2013 Hey, Vee. Have you checked out Toro's Friend Network on the Vita yet? It is good.

Ruckersville

Sunday, 7 July 2013 Ruckersville is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any young adults hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a Wal-Mart does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.

Chris then posted:

In any case, Ruckersville And Charlottesville; Both Cities are Socially Inept, are unfriendly and lack much compassion towards other people.

William Elliott Waterman then replied:

Sounds kind of like midcoast, Maine.

Very Depressed.

Sunday, 14 July 2013 Very Depressed. Need In-Person, Real Compassion From Women. Hugs and Love. Please Help. - :( feeling sad.

Don't call me a wet blanket.

Thursday, 18 July 2013 My name is not Waterbed, so don't call me a wet blanket. |:(P

This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post of 15 July, where "Da Pickle Monsta" wrote, "most women don't want boyfriends with the emotional maturity of a wet blanket."

Spring Brakers

Saturday, 20 July 2013 I've just finished watching "Spring Breakers", rented it for free from RedBox with Monopoly McD win. Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea. Story wise, it was fair. I definitely found the symbolism with the input of MLP:FIM within the movie. Minus a "Rarity" or "Fluttershy", the four women played similarly towards the roles in the rest. I definitely see myself in the Faith character, as she was more of the outsider, introverted person. I believe in God and Jesus too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with. Leaving my friends behind after High School really sent me downhill, and then again after being forced away from the PLace. And I have few friends for real to and who would hang out with me. Damn Male Population, Damn Ill-Social People who overlook and ignore me in person around here, and Damn Ms. Schroeder and Mr. Snyder for further destroying me emotionally over the past greater than half-decade. *sigh*

Stupid Question.

Monday, 22 July 2013 Stupid Question. One to Ten Scale; on my face at least; I'm down to 220; how good looking/attractive am I?

William Elliott Waterman then replied:

You're always as beautiful as you feel.

Mary McLerran posted:

Hey I'm trying something new that might be good for you, too. If you have naturally curly hair, try getting it cut shorter and let the curls frame your face. I think you could rock that look!

Chris then posted:

Short cut; NO.

The results

Monday, 22 July 2013 Right; I'm ugly as hell. |:(

Anna then posted:

Of course this survey is incredibly biased because the majority of people who took it are trolls...

Notes From His Friends

Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.

On 9 June 2013, Anna McLerran posted:

Just rewatched your DVD with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a remarkable injustice these people have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, you do not deserve an ounce of hate. You're an incredible person with incredible creativity and talent, and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish more people knew the real you instead of this strange monster the internet thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. I love you, and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more allies than you think.

Chris then posted:

I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including Megan Schroeder. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. |:(

William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:

Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007?

I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better.

Let's all go to Disneyland together!

On 13 June 2013, Anna McLerran posted:

Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together!

I am sending you good energy

On 24 June 2013, Mary McLerran, relative of Anna McLerran, posted:

Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many mean people who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure.

Chris then replied:

Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0

I'm sending you love, too

On 24 July 2013, Mary McLerran, again, posted:

I love your hand shape on your profile pix: the hand shape means love in sign language. I'm sending you love, too. This is Anna's mom.

Chris then replied:

What hand shape?

Mary then replied:

Just under your name in the yellow shape.

Thumb, index and pinkie fingers. Look up "ILY" on google images.

You're a real nice guy, Chris

On 3 August 2013, William Elliott Waterman posted:

I heard Anna's voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris.

William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE

On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR whiteknighting open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls that they're the same level as Chris, and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)

Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto your archives and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll address you all directly in an open statement. You trolls get a lot of laughs out of the things Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. It's just sad. You're actually dedicating huge chunks of your daily lives stalking one lonely man on the internet. Seriously? This 'lolcow' was dried up years ago. You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him. It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a hypocritical basement-dwelling virgin that hates him just because he exists, or you're just doing it for the 'lulls'. If somehow you're married, have a job, and have everything Chris wants, you should feel even more disgusted in yourself for doing it because you have some perversion for taking advantage of someone less fortunate instead of having empathy and compassion for them. I used to be like you morons, wasting my days sitting on my butt listening to everything you say about him. But I grew up. I have a job and a life now, but that still doesn't make me any better than him. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to grow up and stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor. He's not shallow and picky like you think. You think you all need to go on covert field missions and disguise yourselves as girlfriends to even talk to him. I never met him in person - I'm not even a female - and he friend requested me. All I did was respect him and treat him like a HUMAN BEING. Having a heart and humbly admitting that you're at the same level as him is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an attention whore, but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore. Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.

Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where Pokey Minch says the paragraph word for word.

Do you feel like your winning today?!?

On 19 August 2013, one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:

Do you feel like your winning today?!?

Chris then posted:

Because of good friendships, yes.

Another one of his new friends then posted:

That's right! WINNING!!!

Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today

On 21 August 2013, another one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:

Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool !

Got your tunes!

On 22 August 2013, his new friend in Manchester High School posted:

We both got your tunes! Badass!

Facebook Shares and Likes

Share	Link	Date
Crackle	https://www.facebook.com/crackle	24 July 2013
Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4?	http://bit.ly/futuregear	24 July 2013
LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot	http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16	5 August 2013
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray]	http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC	7 August 2013

YouTube related

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit	Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit	12 March 2013
PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6)	Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013	13 March 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian?	Siri The Comedian?	23 May 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!	Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!	4 June 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2	My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2	13 June 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)	Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)	13 June 2013
Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy	Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy	2 July 2013
Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy	Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy	3 July 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD	My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD)	7 July 2013
Christian Weston Chandler shared a link.	Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)	22 July 2013
My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid.	MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing	7 August 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)	Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)	7 August 2013

Toro's Friend Network

Text	Date
Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook.	4 June 2013
Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya.	5 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya.	5 June 2013
Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa.	6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya.	6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya.	6 June 2013
Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa.	7 June 2013
Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa.	11 June 2013
Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof!	11 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya.	11 June 2013
Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa.	12 June 2013
Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit!	12 June 2013
Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon.	12 June 2013
Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.	12 June 2013

#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle

Text	Date
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG	11 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M	12 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX	13 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6	14 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK	15 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB	16 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9	30 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln	2 July 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD	3 July 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ	3 July 2013

iOS

On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion.

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

Imgur

Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak

On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.

Gallery

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  17-year-old Christina 1

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  17-year-old Christina 3

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  Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.

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  "Do I know you?" 1

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  "Do I know you?" 2

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  A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.

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  Chris's page in 2012.

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  Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.

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  Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.

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  Chris, now with head band.

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  New note about friend requests.

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  February leak Part 1

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  February leak Part 2

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  February leak Part 3

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  February leak Part 4

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  February leak Part 5

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  Full size Picture of Drawing.

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  Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)

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  Facebook public note 2 (id.)

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  Another public note.

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  Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.

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  The first brony speaks.

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  Chris's master trolling attempt.

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  Great Director is watching you.

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  Chris mocks Lucrid.

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  Chris fucked a hooker.

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  Chris white knighting Anna.

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  A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.

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  Chris on Eastern Cuisine.

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  Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.

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  Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.

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  Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".

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  Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.

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  Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.

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  Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".

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  Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.

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  No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.

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  Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.

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  Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.

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  Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.

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  A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.

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  Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.

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  Timeline cover art

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  An Appeal to Humanity.

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  Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.

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  Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....

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  ....and doesn't succeed.

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  Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.

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  Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.

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  Chris whining about Equestria Girls.

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  The iDea Book Case

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  U Gotta Believe!

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  Go Lancers!

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  A photo of Mark Cuban Chris uploaded on 15 August 2013. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.

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  Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

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  Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.

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  Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.

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  Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.

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  Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.

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  Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.

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  Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.

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  Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.

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  Chris's absurd riddle.

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See also

• Facebook messages
• Facebook statuses
• August 2013 Facebook Posts
• September 2013 Facebook Posts
• October 2013 Facebook Posts

External links

• Notes
• Status
• His new Facebook profile
• Imgur Account
• Backup of the Imgur album (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my talk page if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)