Praetor

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Note on Credibility: Praetor has been deemed to be an unreliable narrator for the following reasons: • The members are all infamous attention seekers, and merely got in touch with Chris with the sole intent of piggybacking off his notoriety on the internet. • The members will occasionally say edgy and disgusting things purely for shock value. Bear this in mind, and use healthy skepticism when taking statements from the subject being discussed.

“	(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)	”
Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards

Praetor
Information
Name	Praetor LLC
Saga	Watchmen, Praetor, Jail, Revelations

Praetor LLC (sometimes referred to as "The Praetors") is a group of edgy college-aged businesspeople led by Caden Peck. They have claimed to exist for 3 years before coming in contact with Chris, working with creative types, supposedly including working in order to officiate the Republic of Molossia as an offical nation. However, the truth of this is unknown, and the business is known to be incredibly unprofessional.

They came in contact with Chris to produce and sell Sonichu-themed products with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits in exchange. Most of Praetor's members live around Goochland, Virginia, a town 55 miles (89 km) southeast of Ruckersville. They are known to have made thousands upon thousand by partnering with Chris, but give him less than a tenth of the profit.

Known members

From left to right, Owen Sundstrom, Annie Ikenberry, Unknown Woman, Caden Peck, and Christine Chandler. Not pictured is Isabella Loretta Janke, who could be considered a member of the group.

“	In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.	”
Chris

Caden Peck

Main article: Caden Peck

Annibelle Ikenberry

Annibelle "Annie" Ikenberry (annirenee) is an erocosplayer and OnlyFans camgirl. In a 17 February 2021 discussion with the Watchmen, Chris confessed that he had feelings for her.

Owen Sundstrom

Owen Scott Sundstrom (owen_sundstrom) is a co-founder of Praetor, according to Larry Vaughn. He was present at the Goochland Library Sermon, where he was photographed posing with Chris. He also appears to be the photographer who took the picture of Chris and Praetor at the Chinese restaurant.

Owen, along with Caden, suggested a link between the Mayan calendar and Chris's dream about a golden disc.

Unknown woman

The blonde woman pictured standing in the group photo with Chris (see above).

Isabella Loretta Janke

Main article: Isabella Loretta Janke

The Beginning

The golden medallion Praetor gave to Chris

On 21 September 2020, a "trio of fans" came to Chris's door with a golden Sonichu medallion, crafted by "the young lady of the group, with paint that had a mixture of 24K gold in it". The "tall boys" had a business proposition for Chris, that with their mold press, they could mass produce and sell them. Chris accepted, deeming them as trustworthy, and noted that he had a vision earlier where an artist crafted medallions for him.

“	They have their business based in Goochland. And I could tell by soul-reading them that their intentions were legit, honest and true.	”
Chris

On 22 September 2020, Chris made a post on The Place Discord server, where he mentioned that he was meeting with some "new associates". He mentions that they were going to talk about "the molding to mass produce the medallions, and possibly the figures, with optional Amiibo functions, in a little while." After being asked who these associates were, Chris refused to give their identities but gave details about their first interaction.

On the 25th, Chris mentioned them to the Watchmen again, revealing their name as Praetor LLC.

“	Our new peeps are good and genuine; they’re setting up the new Etsy shop as well, and making the first wave of medallions molded from the one they made for me that was 24K gold-mix painted. Although, Confidentially, while they do have their business connections, they do not yet have a website; I did a Google search for their name of “Praetor LLC”. But everything remains valid, and they do check in with me and talk, plus soul-sense from the lot of them.	”
Chris

On 3 October 2023, Chris mentioned to them that Praetor was helping him create a "lore bible".

On the 15th, Praetor's Discord account, run by Caden Peck, joined the The Place Discord server, and answered the Watchmen's questions.

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We'll initially be only selling Medallions. These act as a trial run, testing market interest. Along the way, we will add more products. These will include but not be limited to comics, cards, and possibly amino figurines.

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It costs about 3 dollars per medallion. We sell them for 25 apiece, as to match our competitors. Etsy brand imposters are selling Medallions for 25-30. To uproot them, we must match or go below their prices. If business is good, we'll increase sales by discounting them, selling them for 15-20

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In order to emulate Sonichu's original medallion, they are stamped in a mold we made and baked. Then, painted. We mail them from our own company pocket for a while, as it is cheaper then registration with a mailing company. When we get big enough, we can afford to register and get discounted shipping services

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We signed a confidentiality agreement with Sonichu, as we are a company. If Sonichu gives her consent, I can disclose profit splits and profit estimates.

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They also mentioned their previous work with "eccentric people", and their business as a whole.

On 16 October, they arranged for Chris to give a sermon at Goochland library, where he was able to spew his Dimensional Merge delusions, all while in front of a screen displaying the Praetor logo. It was recorded and eventually put on YouTube, with a dramatic musical opening and sarcastic commentary making fun of Chris.

On 19 October, Praetor's presence was made known to the public, when they released multiple photos of Chris and the members of Praetor at a Chinese restaurant.

On 13 November 2020, Chris uploaded Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation, an animation that Praetor had commissioned from Isabella Loretta Janke.

Etsy Shop

See also: OfficialCWCmart

Praetor created an Etsy shop for Chris, OfficialCWCmart, where they sell Sonichu medallions and other merchandise. As of October 2023, it has accumulated more than 2500 sales. The medallions sold by them manage to look much worse than any medallions made by Chris, and are completely inconsistent in how they look.

Praetor also created a Discord server, Golden Church of Sonichu, which was created for anyone who bought their Golden Medallions on their Etsy shop. The server served as another outlet for Chris to rant about his delusions. Praetor often posted in there too, giving insight into their bizarre plans.

“	-Christine has fully greenlit [REDACTED]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline. -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details. -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz. -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon. -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.	”
Praetor

Upon hacking into Isabella Loretta Janke's account, a short clip showing the behind the scenes process of the Chris Chan Movie was leaked. It shows Chris posing as a Praetor member commentates, telling him specific poses to do.

Taser Controversy

Main article: Taser

What do they plan to do with that taser?

“	we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.	”
Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.

On 15 November 2020, Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:

“	As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!	”
Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.

Praetor later claimed this was for promotion of sales of autographed tasers.

In February 2021, Chris stated that he wanted to borrow one of Praetor's tasers to stun his Gate Crystal and Celestial Key quartz crystals in an attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.

The Watchmen confronted Caden Peck about this, saying that it was dangerous for them to be selling Tasers as Chris could hurt himself with them. Caden however, refused, saying that it was Chris's choice and he wanted the tasers to be sold. Eventually, both parties began insulting each other on Discord. They eventually agreed to have a call about the issue, in which the Watchmen berate Caden about the issue.

Near the end of the call, Watchmen member Val jokingly asked if Praetor could get Chris to tase himself on video, to which Chris responded saying that he'd be willing too. Everyone is shocked by this, and Caden attempts to dissuade Chris from tazing himself.

Watchmen member Naught then released that portion of the audio clip, but twisted the context to make it seem like Praetor wanted Chris to tase himself. This rumor was perpetuated by other Watchmen members, and eventually reached GiBi, who made a video claiming it was fact.

In 2022, Praetor began selling tasers previously autographed by Chris on their Etsy shop, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme" for buyers. Those were posted with the following description:

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Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten. The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To avoid negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again! Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion. Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over. Package comes with: -Autographed Taser -Charging cable

”

Jail Saga

See also: Praetor Jail Art

While most cut ties with Chris after he fucked his mom, Praetor continued to talk to Chris. At one point, Chris mentioned that Caden was working on publishing the "Goddess Log", his jail diary.

In May 2022, Praetor began selling art that Chris made in jail, making their contact with Chris much more obvious. They also added audio clips of Chris promoting their medallions from jail to their Etsy.

In July 2022, Chris began writing in letters about his newfound hatred of Barb. He told Caden to check if Barb was still at 14 Branchland Court, which he did. Caden told Chris that she was still there and refused to leave, after which Chris instructed Caden to call the police on her. He and Caden then decided to start a $150,000 fundraiser in order to kick Barb out of 14BC. This fundraiser predictably failed, and ended with Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, Helena Fiorenza and Eels and the Egg-man cutting ties with Chris</ref>Excommunication letter</ref>.

In March 2023, Praetor had an interview with a Kiwi Farms user. In this interview, they claim that Chris calls them twice about the Etsy store. They also claim that the store has earned Chris a lot money, despite him still being in jail. They also claim that they're in contact with David Heilberg, Chris's lawyer. They claim that Chris has plans to return, and that they will help him achieve them. None of these claims have been confirmed.

The Second Coming

On 16 October 2023, Chris uploaded a video titled Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned, in which he sings songs with green screen versions of him dancing on top. In the description he links OfficialCWCmart, which is restocked with new images of Chris and drawings by him. The following day, Chris uploaded Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021, another video which features a green screen.

As of now, it seems very likely that Praetor is influencing Chris to make these videos, as they have previous experience with over-the-top editing, seen in their previous videos.

Gallery

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  Group photo

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  With Instagram handles

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  Look at that shit-eating grin.

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  Note the graying and bald spot in his hair.

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  Chris with Owen.

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  Wearing a filthy shirt, medallion, and magic stones. ‎ A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release about Chris' arrest for incest.

External links

• Praetor's Instagram (deleted)
• Praetor's Twitter
• Praetor's Etsy

References

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