February 2009

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On 5 February 2009, Chris came out of the closet twice.
On 12 February 2009, Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack goes online.
On 14 February 2009, the lumberjack cuts it down.
On 20 February 2009, footage is leaked of Chris and Kimmi having an intimate moment.
On 21 February 2009, Aunt Corrina dies.
Chris drives to Ohio on 26 February 2009.

February was the second month of 2009. This month saw several transitions for Chris. His online relationship with PandaHalo, who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he believed she was killed by bushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of Julie in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage and revelations. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto, formally ending that saga. That the trolls posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into traveling to Redmond taught him nothing, though; by the end of February, Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland, Ohio in a futile effort to visit Julie.

Events of February 2009

  • 2 February - The first of the Clyde E-mails is sent.
  • 3 February
  • 4 February
  • 5 February
  • 6 February
  • 7 February
    • Chris's fifth Mumble Chat. Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support Julie, going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much money he'll need to live.
    • The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people. Even though she didn't live in that part of the country, Chris became convinced that his girlfriend PandaHalo was one of the fire's victims.
  • 8 February
    • Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now co-managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
    • Chris presents SonichuAndRosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend PandaHalo to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
    • First of the Vivian Gee E-mails 2 is sent.
  • 10 February
    • Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris shows off his supposedly cleaned room. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
    • Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
    • Chris discusses with Vivian about the video he uploaded earlier that day, and Vivian agrees with Clyde that Chris needs a job.
    • Chris's sixth Mumble Chat. An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris's letter from Nintendo of America is fake, Chris's taste in Anime and Clyde probing Chris about finances and supporting Julie.
  • 12 February - Chris uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings. One of the drawings he uploads is the one that killed his friendship with Megan.
  • 13 February
    • An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
    • Chris's seventh Mumble chat. Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, videogames, homos, dating tips, Sarah May and he does several terrible impersonations.
  • 14 February
  • 15 February - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
  • 16 February
    • Three uncolored pages of Episode 19 from Sonichu 9 are released.
    • First PSN chat with Julie. Discusses Aunt Corrina's fate, the possibility of a threesome and Chris's employment prospects.
    • The Cwchronology is moved to the CWCki, allowing everyone to edit it.
  • 17 February
  • 18 February
  • 20 February
  • 21 February - Chris's Aunt Corrina dies.
  • 23 February
  • 24 February
    • Chris's 27th birthday. He spends it at the burial of his Aunt Corrina, leaving him disappointed that he will be missing out on pancakes.[1]
    • Clyde Cash emails Chris to say that he is sending Julie to China. Chris responds that he is coming to Cleveland to rescue her.
  • 25 February - First Sarah May Skype call takes place.
  • 26 February - Chris, with $50 to his name, sets out before dawn on a 400-mile trip to Cleveland, Ohio to look for Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents call the police when they find him missing.[2]
  • 27 February
    • Chris arrives home from Ohio early in the morning.
    • Chris emails Clyde to thank him for the opportunity to drive to Ohio.
    • Last of the BlueSpike Skype conversations takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.
    • Second Sarah May Skype call takes place.

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