Fiona

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Note on Misinformation: This article previously included information that was primarily speculative or incorrect. This is being fixed. For more information see here.

Note on Credibility: Fiona has been deemed to be an unreliable narrator for the following reasons: • The Suitress was an infamous attention seeker, and contacted Chris despite being warned numerous times not to. • The Suitress is considerably naïve and does not seem to comprehend the ramifications of her actions. This, combined with the first point, makes her motivations difficult to decipher in many scenarios. • The Suitress will occassionally say edgy things, primarily sex-related, for shock value. Bear this in mind, and use healthy skepticism when taking statements from the subject being discussed.

Note on Sockpuppets: Fiona has been known to use sockpuppet accounts. Since it is difficult to discern their sock accounts, it is best to avoid speculating an account belongs to Fiona unless fully verified.

PROTIP: Like with the Wallflower, the true identity of the Suitress will be concealed on the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any references to her identity will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see here.

“	This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then. I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.	”
The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the incest call leaks.

“	I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN this is how I currently feel now. What I written is outdated and will be up because that was who I was back then.	”
Another post from the Suitress after the leaks.

The Suitress
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Information
Name	[redacted]
Also known as	The Suitress Fifi Vixenhart Fifi Snoo ScootalooSister Scootaloo Chris Chan's Chris Fan
Gender	Female
Known for	*Being hyperfixated on Chris to the point of having a genuine crush on him *Wanting to have sex with Chris, even after discovering that he was in an affair with his mother *Being hired by Chris to protect him from Jacob Sockness at Everfree Northwest *Initiating leaks of the incest call.
Race	White
Nationality	American
Occupation	Artist Moderator of Chris Chan subreddit (formerly)
Saga	Jacob, Watchmen, Incest

"The Suitress" is the codename of the heiress of Megan Schroeder, The Wallflower, and DoopieDoOver, a young autistic woman who hyperfixated on Chris to the point of developing a sort of genuine, self-admitted crush for Chris. This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her after interacting with Chris, and for her own good.

She began contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit,^{[citation needed]} and was interacting with him via text and live video in secret. She had also been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 Everfree Northwest convention. Prior to all of this, the Suitress was an active and well-known member of the CWCsphere, producing loads of fanart regarding Chris, even temporarily moderating a sub-reddit dedicated to him.

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited both the Suitress and Bella into a Watchmen server. Bella introduced herself to the Suitress and the two befriended each other. From there, Bella showed instances of having a crush on the Suitress herself. When Bella told her about Chris's affair with his mother, the Suitress initiated the leaks of chunks of the Incest call, although, when her friends on a Discord Server doubted the authenticity of the original leak, she leaked Bella's voice without her permission and also leaking the incest texts despite Bella telling her not to post them yet. Bella attempted to frame the Suitress as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being outed.

Even after the incest revelation, despite her initial shock and wanting Chris to get arrested, the Suitress still expressed interest in having sex with Chris, stating that she hoped doing so might sway him away from his mother. However, the Suitress soon after distanced herself from Chris. Chris has however discussed desires to get back in touch with her in various jail letters.

Discovery of Chris

An old tablet drawing the Suitress posted on a now deleted Reddit account.

“	I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.	”
The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.

In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.

Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This proved itself to be a vicious cycle that led to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have have complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.

According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the YouTuber, Deadwing Dork, who mentioned Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that persisted and conflicted with the crush she later developed. The Suitress later formed a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching Geno's documentary series with a friend, Physical-Floor, and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress also claimed that she started having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the audio regarding Chris's date with Emily in November.

Activity in Chris-related circles

The Suitress was a very active member in the CWCSphere, making fan art and posting regularly on Discords and the sub-reddit dedicated to him, along with temporarily moderating said subreddit starting on January 2021 after getting banned from one of the Discords she frequented the month before. During this time, the Suitress got along well with much of the CWCSphere, developing a large network of online friends by befriending many other members of the CWCsphere, passive observers, white-knights, A-logs, weens, and would-be trolls alike.

It is believed that the Suitress attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020.^{[citation needed]} Her fascination with Chris led her to beg him to reply, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.^{[failed verification]} These attempts at contact were made despite the Suitress having been warned numerous times not to do so.

The Suitress was an "untrusted guest" in The Knights of CWC server.

Interactions with Chris

See also: Suitress chats and Suitress Facetime Videos

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Chris giving dating advice to the Suitress

During her time as a Reddit mod, the Suitress discovered Chris's phone number, and she was finally able to text Chris sometime afterwards. She used the pseudonym, Fifi Vixenhart, while talking to Chris, and also shared other pieces of her personal information with him.

By 15 July 2021, she and Chris were on good terms and seemed to be reciprocating feelings for each other; he recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the Everfree Northwest convention over the MLP G5 cartoon, and said he loved her.

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the Knights of CWC Discord server hosted by The WCT, where Chris introduced her to Bella. The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware Bella wished to date her at Everfree Northwest. Chris also discussed his open-relationship with the Suitress with the WCT, sharing both her screen name and photograph in a text despite her asking him not to.

From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris mentioned being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" (Barb). Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Chris stated in a text that having sex with the Suitress would be the right step for her to take for her "mental and emotional development". Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb was discovered.

The Suitress was also set to meet Chris at the convention Everfree Northwest.

Gallery

Below is a series of pictures that Chris sent to the Suitress while they interacted.

Tablet Pictures

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Interactions with Bella

The earliest known interaction between Bella and the Suitress occurred on 19 July 2021. After being invited to the Knights of CWC server run by The WCT, Bella invited him, the Suitress, and Chris to her Chess Group 15 Discord. There the Suitress, under the name "ScootalooSister", didn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy beyond playing games of chess and conversing with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest.

According to Bella, the Suitress had told her in private messages about the details of her attraction towards Chris, begging Chris to get with her, and Bella claiming the Suitress to be "possesive" of Chris. Bella had also stated on a few ocassions to consider the Suitress to be her "best friend".

The Incest Scandal

See also: CCCC Incest Call Leak

“	Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all I don't know how I feel	”
The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship

On the night of 29 July 2021, Bella shared with the Suitress an edited 9-minute clip of the full 4-hour incest call in private, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. Some time later, the Suitress shared a further edited version of this call, which cut out most of Bella's dialogue, on a separate Discord server, which was later uploaded onto YouTube.

When people doubted the authenticity of the leak, the Suitress then shared the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. The leak was soon uploaded by two different users onto both Reddit and YouTube, respectively.

The Suitress then at one point asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would "record randomly". Bella was also evidently irritated by the Suitress leaking the 9-minute audio.

The Blame Game

An attempt by Bella to frame the Suitress, giving her full name and photo

In an attempt to avoid being doxed, Bella decided to shift all blame and potential consequences for the situation to the Suitress.

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Bella manipulated The WCT of the Watchmen into releasing a screenshot she had falsified and to name the Suitress as his source. WCT further decided to post a TikTok video of the Suitress, linking her face to the name mentioned in the incest call and directing attention onto her.

Bella also attempted to dox the Suitress repeatedly by dropping her full name and photo on multiple websites such as 4chan, while also claiming that she was dating Chris despite her distancing herself from the situation by that point. On several Discord chats and on Kiwi Farms, claiming to her to be an attempt to protect her from investigation into her from the Watchmen, Bella also claimed that the Suitress was a minor and that Chris was aware of this, despite the Suitress actually being a young adult. Bella also attempted to distance herself away from the "Kelly Osborne" and "Bella" codenames she was using at the time, and directed them towards the Suitress, as well as a made-up person, "Billy Sawyer" respectively.

Leak Aftermath

NOTE: Despite your worst fears, the Suitress was never "institutionalized". At worst, she went through a depressive episode after the leaks and was temporarily hospitalized. She appears to be doing fine according to accounts from people that knew her. In any case, do NOT attempt to contact her, as it is clear she wants nothing more to do with Chris.

After GiBi posted a video, which featured uncensored screenshots of her texts with Bella that left her phone number visible, already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and The WCT dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was hospitalized the following day.

According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she later developed a disliking for Chris. In a letter sent from a fan, Chris admits that he still has a desire to reach out to her, but was able to do so through astral projection in order to "heal" and "help" her from a perceived emotional low.

The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with two other gal-pals, Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.

Desires to Reconnect

Unlike with Bella, Chris appears to have formed a much more favorable opinion towards the Suitress during his stay in jail. Chris has stated in a 30 November 2021 jail letter that even when they can no longer communicate through regular means, he still cares about the Suitress, and discusses how he foresaw the events that would "pin her emotions". He has also stated, although he hadn't recorded her phone number, that he was able to communicate with and "heal" her from jail by means of astral projection.

In a 13 June Jail Letter, Chris denies that the Suitress was involved with a "Pedophile scandal" involving Bella. A later letter revealed that Chris believes that Bella was trying to get him and the Suitress in a relationship in order for her to label him as a "pedophile". In the same letter, he denies the Suitress ever being attracted to him, instead claiming she was an "innocent bystander". He also points out how he felt the Suitress looked like a "youthful high school sophomore", despite her claims of being older, in the same letter, he refers to the Suitress by a pet name he has referred to her as in chats, "Fifi".

Art Gallery

Chris-related

Below is a gallery of known pieces of Chris fanart that the Suitress created.

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  A drawing of Chris in hedgehog-defensive mode.

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  A drawing for the Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

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Other

Below is a gallery of other pieces of art that the Suitress created.

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  The avatar the Suitress used for a Reddit throwaway account.

Plush Doll

Below is a plush doll Physical-Floor created for the Suitress.

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Fan video

Relatively accurate video of how [the Suitress's] CwC crush actually developed
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Stardate	16 March 2022
Made By	DiscoRodeo
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See also

• Affair with Mother
• CCCC Incest Call chat
• Isabella Loretta Janke
• Midnight Moonflower - Another gal-pal that had shown interest in Chris, and planned to meet him at a brony convention.
• Suitress chats
• Suitress videos‎
• The Wallflower - Essentially the inverse of the Suitress, and another gal-pal that found herself in Chris related drama.

References

Watchmen Saga
The Players Organizations: Watchmen (The Sons of the Miscreants • Arbitarch CWC Alliance • The Place • The Knights of CWC) • Halal Server People: Chris • Watchmen members (The WCT • MKRNightVee • Naught • Anaxis • Kyle • Owls) • Caden Peck • Jacob Sockness • Joseph Draft • Midnight Moonflower • Kai • Dillin Thomas • GiBi • Ben Saint • Larry Vaughn • Isabella Janke • Fiona Watchmen Chats: General • Solo Members (Anaxis • AquaDiamond8 • Kyle • MKRNightVee • Naught • Spunky • The WCT)
Enabling and Delusions:	Sexual Frustration:	Targeted Orbiters:	Handling of Incest Drama:
Dating sim‎‎ Chris's Last Will and Testament Lainchu Roleplay Jahans Delusions Randy Stair Delusions	Lonely Feelings Masturbation Discussion	Pennsylvania Trip Chris Chan VS. The Internet Midnight's Nightlings and Starettes The Vaughn Interlude	Pre-Jail Interview with WCT Regarding Chris chats Halal Server chats
Coinciding Sagas Jacob, Secret Shipfic, Praetor, Incest

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