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[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Chris|Chris's]] literary pick of the year.]]
[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris literary pick of the year.]]


The year [[2009]] is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old.  
[[2009]] is the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls|trolling]] from [[2008]] has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life.
 
Starting January [[2009]], [[Christian|Christian's]] life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls|trolling]] from [[2008]] has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far reaching insight in [[Christian|Christian's]] life.
 
As of this article's creation, [[2009]] is the current year, and it will thus be updated frequently.


=Events of 2009=
=Events of 2009=
==January==
==January==
[[Image:SHOW_MAH_FANGS!.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 8 2009''', [[Chris]] shows us his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:SHOW_MAH_FANGS!.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 8 2009''', Chris shows us his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 18 2009''', [[Chris]] crushes his [[vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|On '''January 18 2009''', Chris crushes his [[vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
* January 2 - [[Sonichu Home Club]] meeting on PlayStation Online.
* January 2 - [[Sonichu Home Club]] meeting on PlayStation Online.
* January 5 - Second part of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]] is published.
* January 5 - Second part of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]] is published.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|January 6]] - [[Christian]] announces [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] will be in [[Animal Crossing]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|January 6]] - Chris announces [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] will be in [[Animal Crossing]].
* January 8 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked for the first time by [[Gregg Mays]].
* January 8 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked for the first time by [[Gregg Mays]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|January 8]] - [[Christian]] publishes video, in which he threatens [[Gregg Mays|Mr. Mays]] with his [[Jay Z|"lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z"]]. He also shows his [[fangs]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|January 8]] - Chris publishes video, in which he threatens [[Gregg Mays|Mr. Mays]] with his [[Jay Z|"lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z"]]. He also shows his [[fangs]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|January 12]] - [[Christian]] publishes video in which he announces that he is straight, and that [[Sonichu.net]] is up again.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|January 12]] - Chris publishes video in which he announces that he is straight, and that [[Sonichu.net]] is up again.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|January 15]] - [[Christian]] publishes video denouncing the [[ED]] page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|January 15]] - Chris publishes video denouncing the [[ED]] page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|January 17]] - [[Christian]] publishes video address to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|January 17]] - Chris publishes video address to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|January 18]] - [[Christian]] crushes a [[vibrator]] in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the [[trolls]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|January 18]] - Chris crushes a [[vibrator]] in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the [[trolls]].
* January 18 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked by someone going by the name [[Clyde Cash]], the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased [[Ryan Cash]].
* January 18 - [[Sonichu.net]] hacked by someone going by the name [[Clyde Cash]], the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased [[Ryan Cash]].
* January 18 - [[Christian]] threatens [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] over the phone.
* January 18 - Chris threatens [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] over the phone.
* January 19 - [[Christian]] publishes video about [[Sonichu.net]] being hacked. He announces [[Sonichu.info]] to be his new site.
* January 19 - Chris publishes video about [[Sonichu.net]] being hacked. He announces [[Sonichu.info]] to be his new site.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|January 19]] - [[Christian]] publishes video addressing [[Clyde Cash]]. [[Christian]] tells [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] to get over the death of his [[Ryan Cash|brother]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|January 19]] - Chris publishes video addressing [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris tells [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] to get over the death of his [[Ryan Cash|brother]].
* January 19 - [[Sonichu.info]] hacked.
* January 19 - [[Sonichu.info]] hacked.
* January 20 - [[Christian]] updates and completes his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint]].
* January 20 - Chris updates and completes his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|January 21]] - [[Christian]] denounces [[Sonichu.net]] and [[Sonichu.info]]. [[Christian]] tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|January 21]] - Chris denounces [[Sonichu.net]] and [[Sonichu.info]]. Chris tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
* January 22 - [[Christian Weston Chandler]] disappears.
* January 22 - Chris disappears.
* January 23 - [[RachmaninovDESU]] starts researching [[Christian's]] past, and creates the [[CWChronology]].
* January 23 - [[RachmaninovDESU]] starts researching Chris's past, and creates the [[CWChronology]].
* January 26 - In a new video, [[Christian]] makes the unlikely claim that he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to [[Miyamoto]].
* January 26 - In a new video, Chris makes the unlikely claim that he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to [[Miyamoto]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|January 26]] - [[Christian]] takes video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|January 26]] - Chris takes video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009|January 30]] - [[Christian]] publishes video admitting Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009|January 30]] - Chris publishes video admitting Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie]].
* January 31 - [[Christian]] takes last video offline.
* January 31 - Chris takes last video offline.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009|January 31]] - In a new video, [[Christian]] retracts his last video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009|January 31]] - In a new video, Chris retracts his last video.


==February==
==February==
[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right|On '''February 12 2009''', [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] goes online.]] [[Image:JULAY.gif‎|thumb|right|On '''February 20 2009''', footage is leaked of [[Chris]] and [[Kimmi]] having an intimate moment.]]
[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right|On '''February 12 2009''', [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] goes online.]] [[Image:JULAY.gif‎|thumb|right|On '''February 20 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an intimate moment.]]
* February 4 - [[Christian]] purchases [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] domain.
* February 4 - Chris purchases [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] domain.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|February 5]] - In a new video, [[Christian]] states that he is [[Gaybian|gay]]. He removes said video a few hours later.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|February 5]] - In a new video, Chris states that he is [[Gaybian|gay]]. He removes said video a few hours later.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|February 6]] - [[Christian]] publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|February 6]] - Chris publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
* February 6 - [[Christian]] reuploads his video from [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|February 5]], stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
* February 6 - Chris reuploads his video from [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|February 5]], stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
* February 8 - [[Christian]] launches [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]], claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
* February 8 - Chris launches [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]], claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|February 8]] - In a new video, [[Christian]] presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Sarah]] to contact him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|February 8]] - In a new video, Chris presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Sarah]] to contact him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|February 10]] - [[Christian]] publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his [[Chris's room|room]]. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. [[Christian]] also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to [[Christian]] were done by a con-man.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|February 10]] - Chris publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his [[room]]. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
* February 10 - Along with his new video, [[Christian]] publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
* February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
* February 12 - [[Christian]] uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. A porn site.
* February 12 - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. A porn site.
* February 13 - An audio clip of [[Christian]] engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online.
* February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online.
* February 14 - [[Bob Chandler]] catches [[Christian]] having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
* February 14 - [[Bob Chandler]] catches Chris having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
* February 15 - Another audio file of [[Christian]] engaging in various sex acts, including quoting [[Family Guy]] while orgasming, is leaked.
* February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting [[Family Guy]] while orgasming, is leaked.
* February 16 - Three uncolored pages of [[Sonichu 9]] released.
* February 16 - Three uncolored pages of [[Sonichu 9]] released.
* [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|February 18]] - [[Christian]] releases a [[Youtube]] video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
* [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|February 18]] - Chris releases a [[Youtube]] video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18]] - [[Christian]] releases a [[Youtube]] video in which he retracts all his [[homos|homophobe]] utterances.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18]] - Chris releases a [[Youtube]] video in which he retracts all his [[homos|homophobe]] utterances.
* February 20 - [[Christian|Christian's]] computer is hacked. Video footage of him having sex with doll [[Kimmi]] is leaked online.
* February 20 - Chris computer is hacked. Video footage of him having sex with doll [[Kimmi]] is leaked online.
* February 21 - [[Christian|Christian's]] [[aunt Karina]] dies.
* February 21 - Chris [[aunt Karina]] dies.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|February 23]] - [[Christian]] publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|February 23]] - Chris publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
* February 24 - [[Christian|Christian's]] 27th birthday.
* February 24 - Chris 27th birthday.
* February 24 - [[Christian|Christian's]] [[aunt Karina]] is buried.
* February 24 - Chris [[aunt Karina]] is buried.
* February 26 - [[Christian]] travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend [[Julie]]. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.
* February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend [[Julie]]. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.


==March==
==March==
[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 18 2009''', we learn that Chris has been playing [[Eye of Judgement]] recently.]]
[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 18 2009''', we learn that Chris has been playing [[Eye of Judgement]] recently.]]
[[Image:Inb4rape.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 26 2009''', Chris showed off some new material that may be featured in [[Sonichu 9]].]]
[[Image:Inb4rape.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 26 2009''', Chris showed off some new material that may be featured in [[Sonichu 9]].]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 27 2009''', Chris gave us a tour of his [[Christian's House|house]].]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|On '''March 27 2009''', Chris gave us a tour of his [[house]].]]


* March 1 - An [[ED]] troll claims [[Christian|Christian's]] parents have confiscated his [[webcam]]/[[PSEye]] and microphone, after he/she sent [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of [http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/DannyMothman/ Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape].
* March 1 - An [[ED]] troll claims Chris parents have confiscated his [[webcam]]/[[PSEye]] and microphone, after he/she sent [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of [http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/DannyMothman/ Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape].
* March 3 - [[Christian]] finds out his girlfriend [[Julie]] wasn't real.  
* March 3 - Chris finds out his girlfriend [[Julie]] wasn't real.  
* March 3 - [[Julie|Julie's]] fake brother, [[Max]], forces [[Chris]] into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the mayor of [[CWCville]]. [[Chris]] is also forced to put his [[Sonichu medallion|medallion]] up his anus.
* March 3 - [[Julie|Julie's]] fake brother, [[Max]], forces Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the mayor of [[CWCville]]. Chris is also forced to put his [[Sonichu medallion|medallion]] up his anus.
* March 4 - A Troll on [[ED]] posts a newspaper clipping claiming [[Christian]] has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately  debunked.
* March 4 - A Troll on [[ED]] posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately  debunked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|March 4]] - [[Christian]] publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|March 4]] - Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|March 4]] - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as [[BlueSpike]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|March 4]] - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as [[BlueSpike]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|March 10]] - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching [[Family Guy]]), and presents it as solid proof that [[homos]] are bad. He also proves that [[How to Talk to Girls‎|9 year-olds can get more dates than he can]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|March 10]] - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching [[Family Guy]]), and presents it as solid proof that [[homos]] are bad. He also proves that [[How to Talk to Girls‎|9 year-olds can get more dates than he can]].
* [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|March 12]] - [[Christian]] posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
* [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|March 12]] - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
* [[Apology to Emily|March 16]] - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to [[Apology to Emily|Emily]] for not attending their apparently planned meeting..
* [[Apology to Emily|March 16]] - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to [[Apology to Emily|Emily]] for not attending their apparently planned meeting..
* [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|March 16]] - Chris posts an other new video, apologising for his bad behaviour at [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place‎|The GAMe PLACe]] in [[2008]].
* [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|March 16]] - Chris posts an other new video, apologising for his bad behaviour at [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place‎|The GAMe PLACe]] in [[2008]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|March 18]] - [[Christian]] posts a new video, in which he talks about [[Eye of Judgement]], and [[Emily]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|March 18]] - Chris posts a new video, in which he talks about [[Eye of Judgement]], and [[Emily]].
* March 19 - [[Christian]] is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
* March 19 - Chris is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|March 19]] - [[Christian]] posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxO-aSPlts0]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|March 19]] - Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxO-aSPlts0]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
* [[CWC's Message for Ivy|March 20]] - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
* [[CWC's Message for Ivy|March 20]] - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
* [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|March 26]] - Christian posts his own music video for the song [[Holding Out For a Hero]]. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]].
* [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|March 26]] - Christian posts his own music video for the song [[Holding Out For a Hero]]. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|March 26]] - [[Chris]] posts a video, suggesting that [[Megan]] hes been having trouble from the [[trolls]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|March 26]] - Chris posts a video, suggesting that [[Megan]] hes been having trouble from the [[trolls]].
* [[Tour of Christian's House|March 27]] - [[Christian]] posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his [[Christian's House|house]] and his garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
* [[Tour of Christian's House|March 27]] - Chris posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his [[house]] and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|March 27]] - Chris posts a new video, raging at [[Clyde Cash]], and threatening to call the police.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|March 27]] - Chris posts a new video, raging at [[Clyde Cash]], and threatening to call the police.
* [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|March 28]] - Chris uploads his second music video for [[Ivy]], featuring the song [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Loving You]].
* [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|March 28]] - Chris uploads his second music video for [[Ivy]], featuring the song [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Loving You]].
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==April==
==April==
[[Image:Vanessa-hudgens.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 14''', Chris [[mass debate|masturbates]] for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].]]
[[Image:Vanessa-hudgens.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 14''', Chris [[mass debate|masturbates]] for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 16 2009''', footage is leaked of [[Chris]] wearing [[butt garments]].]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 16 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]].]]
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 28 2009''', the [[Giant Penis Comic|Giant Penis]] emerges.]]
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 28 2009''', the [[Giant Penis Comic|Giant Penis]] emerges.]]
* April 1 - April fools day. [[ED]] takes the page on [[Chris-Chan]] offline.
* April 1 - [[ED]] takes their Chris-Chan page offline.
* April 2 - The main [[ED]] article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
* April 2 - The main [[ED]] article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
* April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to [[ED]].
* April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to [[ED]].
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* April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologising for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
* April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologising for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
* April 6 - Chris chats with a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]] about a movie he is making, including [[Vanessa Hudgens]].
* April 6 - Chris chats with a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]] about a movie he is making, including [[Vanessa Hudgens]].
* April 6 - [[Chris]] purchases the [[Sonichu.net|www.cwcville.com]] domain.
* April 6 - Chris purchases the [[Sonichu.net|www.cwcville.com]] domain.
* April 9 - [[Christian's]] [[Sonichu site]] is restored. The new URL is [http://cwcville.com http://cwcville.com].
* April 9 - Chris's [[Sonichu site]] is restored at the new domain [http://cwcville.com cwcville.com].
* April 9 - [[Christian]] makes a new YouTube account, named [[CChanSonichu]], thus annulling his previous statement that he would leave the site for ever.
* April 9 - Chris makes a new YouTube account, named [[CChanSonichu]], thus annulling his previous statement that he would leave the site for ever.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|April 9]] - [[Chris]] uploads a new youtube video, announcing his new site.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|April 9]] - Chris uploads a new youtube video, announcing his new site.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|April 12]] - In a new video, [[Chris]] announces he has completed [[Sonichu]] episode 19.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|April 12]] - In a new video, Chris announces he has completed [[Sonichu]] episode 19.
* [[More for the crabs|April 12]] - [[Chris]] uploads a [[More for the crabs|new youtube video]], with him greeting [[Ivy]], and her hermit-crab, crass.
* [[More for the crabs|April 12]] - Chris uploads a [[More for the crabs|new youtube video]], with him greeting [[Ivy]], and her hermit-crab, crass.
* [[ECV 00081|April 12]] - [[Chris]] uploads a [[ECV 00081|new youtube video]], showing him kissing his sexdoll, [[kimmi]], with a drawing of [[Ivy]] taped over her face.
* [[ECV 00081|April 12]] - Chris uploads a [[ECV 00081|new youtube video]], showing him kissing his sexdoll, [[kimmi]], with a drawing of [[Ivy]] taped over her face.
* [[Bunny Hop|April 12]] - [[Chris]] uploads an easter youtube video, showing him doing the [[Bunny Hop|bunny hop]].
* [[Bunny Hop|April 12]] - Chris uploads an easter youtube video, showing him doing the [[Bunny Hop|bunny hop]].
* April 14 - [[Chris]] chats with a [[troll]] posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]], and ends up [[mass debating|masturbating]] to her.
* April 14 - Chris chats with a [[troll]] posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]], and ends up [[mass debating|masturbating]] to her.
* April 16 - Clyde Cash releases [[ACWCAudition|Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens]] on youtube
* April 16 - Clyde Cash releases [[ACWCAudition|Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens]] on youtube
* April 16 - On their site, the miscreants post [[April 16 Fetish Vids|several videos of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower]].  
* April 16 - On their site, the miscreants post [[April 16 Fetish Vids|several videos of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower]].  
* April 16 - Again, [[Chris]] chats with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. He resists her sexual advances, bu he does talk about his [[Officer Nasty|sex-dolls]].
* April 16 - Again, Chris chats with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. He resists her sexual advances, bu he does talk about his [[Officer Nasty|sex-dolls]].
* April 17 - Chris uploads a [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|new video]] where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'.  
* April 17 - Chris uploads a [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|new video]] where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'.  
* April 17 - Chris uploads [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|a video]] in which he apologises for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.
* April 17 - Chris uploads [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|a video]] in which he apologises for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.
* April 19 - [[CWC is Angry|The Lost Video of Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse]] is finally recovered by AVDierten.  
* April 19 - [[CWC is Angry|The Lost Video of Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse]] is finally recovered by AVDierten.  
* April 19 - The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] is informally released.
* April 19 - The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] is informally released.
* April 19 - [[Chris]] chats with the troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]] again. He mainly talks about his love for [[Ivy]].   
* April 19 - Chris chats with the troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]] again. He mainly talks about his love for [[Ivy]].   
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|April 23]] - [[Chris]] uploads a video where he calls out for [[Clyde Cash]].  
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|April 23]] - Chris uploads a video where he calls out for [[Clyde Cash]].  
* April 20 - [[Chris]] chats with the [[troll]] posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. The yagree to meet at the JMU campus.
* April 20 - Chris chats with the [[troll]] posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. The yagree to meet at the JMU campus.
* April 21 - [[Chris]] talks to the troll posing as [[Vanessa]] again. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
* April 21 - Chris talks to the troll posing as [[Vanessa]] again. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
* April 22 - [[Chris]] talks to the troll posing as [[Vanessa]] again. He admits that he would let [[Ivy]] deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
* April 22 - Chris talks to the troll posing as [[Vanessa]] again. He admits that he would let [[Ivy]] deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
* April 24 - [[Chris]] uploads his [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|marriage proposal to Ivy]].
* April 24 - Chris uploads his [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|marriage proposal to Ivy]].
* April 24 - [[Chris]] uploads two videos. One is an [[I Got A Fish|old try-out for his PS-Eye]], the other is about a cat.
* April 24 - Chris uploads two videos. One is an [[I Got A Fish|old try-out for his PS-Eye]], the other is about a cat.
* April 27 - The [[Miscreants]] publish two new files, containing footage of [[Chris]]. The first, named [[power]], has material of [[Chris]] showing his strength. The second, [[CWCFlyingElephants]], shows [[Chris]] running through his room and going completely mad.   
* April 27 - The [[Miscreants]] publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named [[power]], has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, [[CWCFlyingElephants]], shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad.   
* April 27 - [[Chris]] chats with the troll posing as [[Vanessa]] again. He claims he saw her IRL.
* April 27 - Chris chats with the troll posing as [[Vanessa]] again. He claims he saw her IRL.
* April 28 - The [[Miscreants]] publish the [[Giant Penis Comic]].
* April 28 - The [[Miscreants]] publish the [[Giant Penis Comic]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 |April 28]] - [[Chris]] uploads a video, named [[ECV 00095]], in which he discusses his [[comeuppance|cum]]-drinking habit and him [[Dirty crapped briefs|shitting his pants]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 |April 28]] - Chris uploads a video, named [[ECV 00095]], in which he discusses his [[comeuppance|cum]]-drinking habit and him [[Dirty crapped briefs|shitting his pants]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 |April 28]] - [[Chris]] uploads a second video, [[ECV 00096]]. He says he is going to have [[sex]] with [[Ivy]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 |April 28]] - Chris uploads a second video, [[ECV 00096]]. He says he is going to have [[sex]] with [[Ivy]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009|April 29]] - In a new video, [[Chris]] apologises for being so slow with the comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009|April 29]] - In a new video, Chris apologises for being so slow with the comic.
* April 30 - [[Chris]] uploads two strange new videos, [[ShutUpBrain]] and [[WakeUpBrain]], in which [[Chris]] is in dialogue with his brain.
* April 30 - Chris uploads two strange new videos, [[ShutUpBrain]] and [[WakeUpBrain]], in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.


==May==
==May==

Revision as of 22:34, 2 May 2009

Chris literary pick of the year.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life.

Events of 2009

January

On January 8 2009, Chris shows us his fangs.
On January 18 2009, Chris crushes his vibrator to show that he is straight.

February

On February 12 2009, Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack goes online.
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On February 20 2009, footage is leaked of Chris and Kimmi having an intimate moment.
  • February 4 - Chris purchases Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
  • February 5 - In a new video, Chris states that he is gay. He removes said video a few hours later.
  • February 6 - Chris publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
  • February 6 - Chris reuploads his video from February 5, stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
  • February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
  • February 8 - In a new video, Chris presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend Sarah to contact him.
  • February 10 - Chris publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his room. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
  • February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
  • February 12 - Chris uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. A porn site.
  • February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
  • February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Chris having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
  • February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
  • February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Sonichu 9 released.
  • February 18 - Chris releases a Youtube video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
  • February 18 - Chris releases a Youtube video in which he retracts all his homophobe utterances.
  • February 20 - Chris computer is hacked. Video footage of him having sex with doll Kimmi is leaked online.
  • February 21 - Chris aunt Karina dies.
  • February 23 - Chris publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
  • February 24 - Chris 27th birthday.
  • February 24 - Chris aunt Karina is buried.
  • February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.

March

On March 18 2009, we learn that Chris has been playing Eye of Judgement recently.
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On March 26 2009, Chris showed off some new material that may be featured in Sonichu 9.
On March 27 2009, Chris gave us a tour of his house.
  • March 1 - An ED troll claims Chris parents have confiscated his webcam/PSEye and microphone, after he/she sent Bob several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
  • March 3 - Chris finds out his girlfriend Julie wasn't real.
  • March 3 - Julie's fake brother, Max, forces Chris into declaring Billy Mays as the mayor of CWCville. Chris is also forced to put his medallion up his anus.
  • March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately debunked.
  • March 4 - Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
  • March 4 - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as BlueSpike.
  • March 10 - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching Family Guy), and presents it as solid proof that homos are bad. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
  • March 12 - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
  • March 16 - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to Emily for not attending their apparently planned meeting..
  • March 16 - Chris posts an other new video, apologising for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in 2008.
  • March 18 - Chris posts a new video, in which he talks about Eye of Judgement, and Emily.
  • March 19 - Chris is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
  • March 19 - Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [1]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
  • March 20 - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
  • March 26 - Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for Sonichu #9.
  • March 26 - Chris posts a video, suggesting that Megan hes been having trouble from the trolls.
  • March 27 - Chris posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
  • March 27 - Chris posts a new video, raging at Clyde Cash, and threatening to call the police.
  • March 28 - Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Loving You.
  • March 29 - Chris sings the farting song.
  • March 30 - Chris uploads a video demanding the ED page is taken down. He later takes it down and uploads a longer version of the video.
  • March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, adressed to one of the trolls. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
  • March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, claiming he will be leaving youtube forever. Knowing Chris, this is probably untrue.

April

On April 14, Chris masturbates for Vanessa Hudgens.
On April 16 2009, footage is leaked of Chris wearing butt garments.
On April 28 2009, the Giant Penis emerges.

May

  • May 1 - Chris uploads a video talking about his plans with Ivy after she arrives at the airport.
  • May 1 - Chris uploads two videos to get homos to stop using Axe.



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