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[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right|On '''February 12 2009''', [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] goes online.]] [[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|right|On '''February 20 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an [[Sex tape|intimate moment]].]]
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[[File:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|right|On '''5 February 2009''', Chris [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|came out of the closet]] twice.]]
[[File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|thumb|right|On '''12 February 2009''', [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] goes online.]]
[[File:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|right|On '''14 February 2009''', the [[Bob|lumberjack]] cuts it down.]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|On '''20 February 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an [[For Julie's Eyes Only|intimate moment]].]]
[[Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|thumb|On '''21 February 2009''', [[Aunt Corrina]] dies.]]
[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|right|Chris drives to Ohio on '''26 February 2009'''.]]
 
'''February''' was the second month of '''[[2009]]'''. This month saw several transitions for [[Chris]]. His online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he believed she was killed by bushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of [[Julie]] in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage and revelations. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], formally ending that [[Miyamoto Saga|saga]]. That the [[trolls]] posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into traveling to Redmond taught him nothing, though; by the end of February, Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland, Ohio in a futile effort to visit Julie.


==Events of February 2009==
==Events of February 2009==
* '''2 February''' - The first of the [[Clyde E-mails]] is sent.
* '''3 February'''
** Chris responds to [[Clyde Cash]] to say that he wants to hear from [[PandaHalo]].
** [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] is updated.
* '''4 February'''
** Chris supposedly purchases the [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] domain, although the site itself states that it was updated the day before.
** Chris's [[Mumble 2|second Mumble chat]]. He speaks on his [[nudes]], sex in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, [[Clyde Cash]], and reasons behind [[CWCville]]'s restrictive laws.
* '''5 February'''
** Chris's [[Mumble 3|third Mumble chat]]. He talks to [[Julie]] about [[Molvanîa]]'s destruction, [[Chris and music|music]], protecting her from [[Clyde Cash]], their relationship and their first time together, including cumshots and premature ejaculation.
** Chris is coerced by Clyde Cash to make [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|two videos]] stating that he is [[Gaybian|gay]]. He removes both videos a few hours later.
** [[Mumble 3.5|Continuation of Mumble Chat 3]]. Clyde harasses Chris about copping out of calling himself gay in [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] and forces him to make a second video rectifying this.
* '''6 February'''
** Chris's [[Mumble 4|fourth Mumble chat]]. Clyde calls him out on his inability to support [[Julie]], his views on love and relationships and forces him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|get rid of his material possessions for Julie]].
** Chris issues a [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|retraction]] of the 5 February videos, claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
** Chris reuploads the 5 February video, with a disclaimer.
* '''7 February'''
** Chris's [[Mumble 5|fifth Mumble Chat]]. Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support [[Julie]], going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much [[Chris and Money|money]] he'll need to live.
** The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people. Even though she didn't live in that part of the country, Chris became convinced that his girlfriend [[PandaHalo]] was one of the fire's victims.
* '''8 February'''
** Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now co-managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|presents]] SonichuAndRosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend [[PandaHalo]] to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
** First of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2]] is sent.
* '''10 February'''
** Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|shows]] off his supposedly cleaned [[room]]. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
** Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
** Chris discusses with Vivian about the video he uploaded earlier that day, and Vivian agrees with Clyde that Chris needs a job.
** Chris's [[Mumble 6|sixth Mumble Chat]]. An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris's [[CWC Update 10 February 2009|letter from Nintendo of America]] is fake, Chris's taste in Anime and Clyde probing Chris about finances and supporting Julie.
* '''12 February''' - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings. One of the drawings he uploads is [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|the one]] that killed his friendship with [[Megan]].
* '''13 February'''
** An [[CWC Cums for a Cat|audio clip]] of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online.
** Chris's [[Mumble 7|seventh Mumble chat]]. Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, videogames, [[homos]], dating tips, [[Sarah May]] and he does several terrible impersonations.
* '''14 February'''
** Chris has another cybersex chat with Julie. Trolls manage to convince [[Bob Chandler]] to walk in on his son [[mass debating]], and [[Bob Walks In|hilarity ensues]].
** Chris [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|calls Julie from his PSP]] after Bob cuts the Internet down, discussing the loss of his erection over Bob walking in, and speculates about who called to tip Bob off.
* '''15 February''' - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting ''[[Family Guy]]'' while orgasming, is leaked.
* '''16 February'''
** Three uncolored pages of [[Episode 19]] from [[Sonichu 9]] are released.
** [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|First PSN chat with Julie]]. Discusses Aunt Corrina's fate, the possibility of a threesome and Chris's employment prospects.
** The Cwchronology is moved to the CWCki, allowing everyone to edit it.
* '''17 February'''
** [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|Second PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Chris's unwillingness to visit his dying Aunt Corrina, Chris depicting [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Episode 19|Sonichu Episode 19]].
** Chris [[Clyde E-mails|emails Clyde Cash]] accepting his help, and asking that he speak to his parents.
** Chris's [[Mumble 8|eighth Mumble chat]]. Discusses Chris's contradictory views on [[Chris and Religion|Christianity and premarital sex]], [[recycling]] and features a painful breakup with [[Sarah May]] where Chris repeatedly calls her [[Julie]] and she attempts suicide.
* '''18 February'''
** Chris [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|prays]] for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|retracts]] all his prior homophobic statements.
** [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|Third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris dishes on his fears of being a homo, pornography, [[mass debating|masturbation]], [[Honest Content|his entire sexual history]] and his use of [[sex toys]].
** [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|Continuation of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Chris's race relations, heritage and family are discussed.
** [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Conclusion of the third PSN chat with Julie]]. Bob talks to Julie at length and is reassured on her legitimacy and the existence of Molvanîa.
* '''20 February'''
** [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Video footage]] of Chris fucking his sex doll [[Kimmi]] is leaked online. The sex tape is uploaded to SlutLoad and gains a million views, and also spawns the infamous "JULAAAAYYYY" meme.
** [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|Fourth and final PSN chat with Julie]]. Covers Julie's education and when Chris plans to make the [[Ohio trip|trip to Ohio]].
** Chris registers his final game on [[Club Nintendo]], ''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon'', and proceeds to get himself more absorbed into his [[PS3]] and ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.
** Chris 100%’s his first trophy list on the [[PlayStation Network]]. It was in ''Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection''.
* '''21 February''' - Chris's [[Aunt Corrina]] dies.
* '''23 February'''
** Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|declares]] his love for Julie. Meanwhile, the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum is revealed as a ruse perpetrated by trolls.
** Chris's [[Mumble 9|ninth Mumble chat]]. Hosted by [[The Miscreants]], who reveal that their purpose is to stop Chris from finding a sweetheart because he's a racist who only wants [[china]].
** [[Mumble 9.5|Continuation of Mumble chat 9]]. The Miscreants accuse Chris of [[Chris and death|not caring]] about his deceased Aunt Corrina, discuss [[Megan]] and Chris admits retardation.
** Chris's [[Mumble 10|tenth Mumble chat]]. A fan chat where he's convinced to go to Cleveland to save Julie from her evil brother [[Max]] at [[The Miscreants|Miscreant HQ]].
** In one of the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype conversations]], Chris is led to believe that Max has leaked his sex video.
* '''24 February'''
** Chris's 27th birthday. He spends it at the burial of his Aunt Corrina, leaving him disappointed that he will be missing out on pancakes.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref>
** [[Clyde Cash]] emails Chris to say that he is sending [[Julie]] to China. Chris responds that he is coming to Cleveland to rescue her.
* '''25 February''' - First [[Sarah May Skype Logs|Sarah May Skype call]] takes place.
* '''26 February''' - Chris, with $50 to his name, sets out before dawn on a 400-mile trip to Cleveland, Ohio to look for [[Julie]]. She is nowhere to be found. His parents call the police when they find him missing.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Cleveland|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
* '''27 February'''
** Chris arrives home from Ohio early in the morning.
** Chris emails Clyde to thank him for the opportunity to drive to Ohio.
** Last of the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|BlueSpike Skype conversations]] takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.
** Second [[Sarah May Skype Logs|Sarah May Skype call]] takes place.


* February 4 - Chris purchases [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] domain.
==References==
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|February 5]] - In a new video, Chris states that he is [[Gaybian|gay]]. He removes said video a few hours later.
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* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|February 6]] - Chris publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
* February 6 - Chris reuploads his video from [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|February 5]], stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
* February 8 - Chris launches [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]], claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|February 8]] - In a new video, Chris presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Sarah]] to contact him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|February 10]] - Chris publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his [[room]]. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
* February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
* February 12 - Chris uploads [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. A porn site.
* February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend [[Julie]] emerges online.
* February 14 - [[Bob Chandler]] catches Chris having cybersex. [[Bob Walks In|Audio]] of this moment emerges.
* February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting [[Family Guy]] while orgasming, is leaked.
* February 16 - Three uncolored pages of [[Sonichu 9]] released.
* [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|February 18]] - Chris releases a [[Youtube]] video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18]] - Chris releases a [[Youtube]] video in which he retracts all his [[homos|homophobe]] utterances.
* February 20 - Video footage of [[Sex tape|him having sex]] with doll [[Kimmi]] is leaked online.
* February 21 - Chris's [[Aunt Karina]] dies.
 
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|February 23]] - Chris publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
* February 24 - Chris's 27th birthday.
* February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris's [[aunt Karina]] is buried, and Chris is dissapointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes.
* February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend [[Julie]]. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.


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On 5 February 2009, Chris came out of the closet twice.
On 12 February 2009, Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack goes online.
On 14 February 2009, the lumberjack cuts it down.
On 20 February 2009, footage is leaked of Chris and Kimmi having an intimate moment.
On 21 February 2009, Aunt Corrina dies.
Chris drives to Ohio on 26 February 2009.

February was the second month of 2009. This month saw several transitions for Chris. His online relationship with PandaHalo, who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he believed she was killed by bushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of Julie in a relationship that would elicit far more disturbing footage and revelations. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto, formally ending that saga. That the trolls posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into traveling to Redmond taught him nothing, though; by the end of February, Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland, Ohio in a futile effort to visit Julie.

Events of February 2009

  • 2 February - The first of the Clyde E-mails is sent.
  • 3 February
  • 4 February
  • 5 February
  • 6 February
  • 7 February
    • Chris's fifth Mumble Chat. Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support Julie, going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much money he'll need to live.
    • The Black Saturday bushfires spread through Victoria, Australia, killing 173 people. Even though she didn't live in that part of the country, Chris became convinced that his girlfriend PandaHalo was one of the fire's victims.
  • 8 February
    • Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now co-managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
    • Chris presents SonichuAndRosechu.com. He asks his alleged girlfriend PandaHalo to contact him, fearing she might have been killed in the bushfires.
    • First of the Vivian Gee E-mails 2 is sent.
  • 10 February
    • Fulfilling another obligation to Clyde Cash, Chris shows off his supposedly cleaned room. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
    • Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
    • Chris discusses with Vivian about the video he uploaded earlier that day, and Vivian agrees with Clyde that Chris needs a job.
    • Chris's sixth Mumble Chat. An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris's letter from Nintendo of America is fake, Chris's taste in Anime and Clyde probing Chris about finances and supporting Julie.
  • 12 February - Chris uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, a porn section of SonichuAndRosechu.com containing his Rule 34 drawings. One of the drawings he uploads is the one that killed his friendship with Megan.
  • 13 February
    • An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
    • Chris's seventh Mumble chat. Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, videogames, homos, dating tips, Sarah May and he does several terrible impersonations.
  • 14 February
  • 15 February - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
  • 16 February
    • Three uncolored pages of Episode 19 from Sonichu 9 are released.
    • First PSN chat with Julie. Discusses Aunt Corrina's fate, the possibility of a threesome and Chris's employment prospects.
    • The Cwchronology is moved to the CWCki, allowing everyone to edit it.
  • 17 February
  • 18 February
  • 20 February
  • 21 February - Chris's Aunt Corrina dies.
  • 23 February
  • 24 February
    • Chris's 27th birthday. He spends it at the burial of his Aunt Corrina, leaving him disappointed that he will be missing out on pancakes.[1]
    • Clyde Cash emails Chris to say that he is sending Julie to China. Chris responds that he is coming to Cleveland to rescue her.
  • 25 February - First Sarah May Skype call takes place.
  • 26 February - Chris, with $50 to his name, sets out before dawn on a 400-mile trip to Cleveland, Ohio to look for Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents call the police when they find him missing.[2]
  • 27 February
    • Chris arrives home from Ohio early in the morning.
    • Chris emails Clyde to thank him for the opportunity to drive to Ohio.
    • Last of the BlueSpike Skype conversations takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.
    • Second Sarah May Skype call takes place.

References

  1. ↑ BlueSpike Skype Logs 11
  2. ↑ Emily Date Conversation Transcript
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