2009

Chris literary pick of the year.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life.

Events of 2009

January

On January 8 2009, Chris shows us his fangs.

On January 18 2009, Chris crushes his vibrator to show that he is straight.

• January 2 - Sonichu Home Club meeting on PlayStation Online.
• January 5 - Second part of Sonichu #8 is published.
• January 6 - Chris announces Sonichu and Rosechu will be in Animal Crossing.
• January 8 - Sonichu.net hacked for the first time by Gregg Mays.
• January 8 - Chris publishes video, in which he threatens Mr. Mays with his "lawyer-man from Nintendo, Jay-Z". He also shows his fangs.
• January 12 - Chris publishes video in which he announces that he is straight, and that Sonichu.net is up again.
• January 15 - Chris publishes video denouncing the ED page.
• January 17 - Chris publishes video address to Shigeru Miyamoto.
• January 18 - Chris crushes a vibrator in a new video to prove his heterosexuality. He threatens the trolls.
• January 18 - Sonichu.net hacked by someone going by the name Clyde Cash, the alleged angry brother of the allegedly deceased Ryan Cash.
• January 18 - Chris threatens Jason Kendrick Howell over the phone.
• January 19 - Chris publishes video about Sonichu.net being hacked. He announces Sonichu.info to be his new site.
• January 19 - Chris publishes video addressing Clyde Cash. Chris tells Clyde to get over the death of his brother.
• January 19 - Sonichu.info hacked.
• January 20 - Chris updates and completes his "The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint.
• January 21 - Chris denounces Sonichu.net and Sonichu.info. Chris tells about his experience with his elementary-school principle.
• January 22 - Chris disappears.
• January 23 - RachmaninovDESU starts researching Chris's past, and creates the CWChronology.
• January 26 - In a new video, Chris makes the unlikely claim that he has been to Redmond W.A. to talk to Miyamoto.
• January 26 - Chris takes video offline, claiming he was asked to do so by Nintendo.
• January 30 - Chris publishes video admitting Nintendo isn't working with him, and that he has lost all respect for Nintendo employee Reggie.
• January 31 - Chris takes last video offline.
• January 31 - In a new video, Chris retracts his last video.

February

On February 12 2009, Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack goes online.

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On February 20 2009, footage is leaked of Chris and Kimmi having an intimate moment.

• February 4 - Chris purchases Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
• February 5 - In a new video, Chris states that he is gay. He removes said video a few hours later.
• February 6 - Chris publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
• February 6 - Chris reuploads his video from February 5, stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
• February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
• February 8 - In a new video, Chris presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend Sarah to contact him.
• February 10 - Chris publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his room. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
• February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
• February 12 - Chris uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. A porn site.
• February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
• February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Chris having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
• February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
• February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Sonichu 9 released.
• February 18 - Chris releases a Youtube video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
• February 18 - Chris releases a Youtube video in which he retracts all his homophobe utterances.
• February 20 - Video footage of him having sex with doll Kimmi is leaked online.
• February 21 - Chris's aunt Karina dies.
• February 23 - Chris publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
• February 24 - Chris's 27th birthday.
• February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris's aunt Karina is buried, and Chris is dissapointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes.
• February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.

March

On March 18 2009, we learn that Chris has been playing Eye of Judgement recently.

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On March 26 2009, Chris showed off some new material that may be featured in Sonichu 9.

On March 27 2009, Chris gave us a tour of his house.

• March 1 - An ED troll claims Chris's parents have confiscated his webcam/PSEye and microphone, after he/she sent Bob several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
• March 3 - Chris finds out his girlfriend Julie wasn't real.
• March 3 - Julie's fake brother, Max, forces Chris into declaring Billy Mays as the mayor of CWCville. Chris is also forced to put his medallion up his anus.
• March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately debunked.
• March 4 - Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
• March 4 - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as BlueSpike.
• March 10 - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching Family Guy), and presents it as solid proof that homos are bad. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
• March 12 - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
• March 16 - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to Emily for not attending their apparently planned meeting..
• March 16 - Chris posts an other new video, apologising for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in 2008.
• March 18 - Chris posts a new video, in which he talks about Eye of Judgement, and Emily.
• March 19 - Chris is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
• March 19 - Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [1]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
• March 20 - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
• March 26 - Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for Sonichu #9.
• March 26 - Chris posts a video, suggesting that Megan hes been having trouble from the trolls.
• March 27 - Chris posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
• March 27 - Chris posts a new video, raging at Clyde Cash, and threatening to call the police.
• March 28 - Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Loving You.
• March 29 - Chris sings the farting song.
• March 30 - Chris uploads a video demanding the ED page is taken down. He later takes it down and uploads a longer version of the video.
• March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, adressed to one of the trolls. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
• March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, claiming he will be leaving youtube forever. Knowing Chris, this is probably untrue.

April

On April 14, Chris masturbates for Vanessa Hudgens.

On April 16 2009, footage is leaked of Chris wearing butt garments.

On April 28 2009, the Giant Penis emerges.

• April 1 - ED takes their Chris-Chan page offline.
• April 2 - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.
• April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to ED.
• April 5 - A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.
• April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez, apologising for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.
• April 6 - Chris chats with a troll claiming to be Joshua Martinez about a movie he is making, including Vanessa Hudgens.
• April 6 - Chris purchases the www.cwcville.com domain.
• April 9 - Chris's Sonichu site is restored at the new domain cwcville.com.
• April 9 - Chris makes a new YouTube account, named CChanSonichu, thus annulling his previous statement that he would leave the site for ever.
• April 9 - Chris uploads a new youtube video, announcing his new site.
• April 12 - In a new video, Chris announces he has completed Sonichu episode 19.
• April 12 - Chris uploads a new youtube video, with him greeting Ivy, and her hermit-crab, crass.
• April 12 - Chris uploads a new youtube video, showing him kissing his sexdoll, kimmi, with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.
• April 12 - Chris uploads an easter youtube video, showing him doing the bunny hop.
• April 12 - Chris uploads the completed version of Sonichu Episode 19 to his website.
• April 14 - Chris chats with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens, and ends up masturbating to her.
• April 16 - Clyde Cash releases Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens on youtube
• April 16 - On their site, the miscreants post several videos of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower.
• April 16 - Again, Chris chats with a troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. He resists her sexual advances, bu he does talk about his sex-dolls.
• April 17 - Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'.
• April 17 - Chris uploads a video in which he apologises for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.
• April 19 - The Lost Video of Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse is finally recovered by AVDierten.
• April 19 - The Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK is informally released.
• April 19 - Chris chats with the troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens again. He mainly talks about his love for Ivy.
• April 20 - Chris chats with the troll posing as Vanessa Hudgens. The yagree to meet at the JMU campus.
• April 21 - Chris talks to the troll posing as Vanessa again. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.
• April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: Christian Weston Chandler.
• April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: CWC Random Humour.
• April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: Sonichu Quiz from CWC.
• April 22 - Chris talks to the troll posing as Vanessa again. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.
• April 23 - Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.
• April 24 - Chris uploads his marriage proposal to Ivy.
• April 24 - Chris uploads two videos. One is an old try-out for his PS-Eye, the other is about a cat.
• April 27 - The Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad.
• April 27 - Chris chats with the troll posing as Vanessa again. He claims he saw her IRL.
• April 28 - Chris creates a new Quiz: CWC's Dating Education Exam.
• April 28 - The Miscreants publish the Giant Penis Comic.
• April 28 - Chris uploads a video, named ECV 00095, in which he discusses his cum-drinking habit and him shitting his pants.
• April 28 - Chris uploads a second video, ECV 00096. He says he is going to have sex with Ivy.
• April 29 - In a new video, Chris apologises for being so slow with the comic.
• April 30 - Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.

May

On May 3 2009, Chris updates his MyBUZZ account.

• May 1 - Chris uploads a video talking about his plans with Ivy after she arrives at the airport.
• May 1 - Chris uploads two videos to get homos to stop using Axe.
• May 3 - Chris creates a bunch of new quizzes.
• May 3 - Chris creates a page about himself on Wikipedia. After it gets deleted, he uploads a video about his importance.
• May 5 - Chris's memorable video ECV_00095 is linked to from Fark [2], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu.
• May 12 - The wedding comic and several erotic drawings are leaked.
• May 12 - Chris's I Got A Fish and For My Sweetest Ivy videos are featured and discussed on the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN. His comeuppance-drinking video was also discussed on The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ.
• May 14 - Someone claiming to be Chris posts a response on ED, claiming that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. Chances are realistic that this was the real Chris speaking.
• May 15 - http://www.cwcville.com was compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans.

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.