2009

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Chris's literary pick of the year.
On January 8 2009, Chris shows us his fangs.
On January 18 2009, Chris crushes his vibrator to show that he is straight.
On February 12 2009, Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack goes online.
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On February 20 2009, footage is leaked of Chris and Kimmi having an intimate moment.
On March 18 2009, we learn that Chris has been playing Eye of Judgement recently.
On March 26 2009, Chris showed off some new material that may be featured in Sonichu 9.
On March 27 2009, Chris gave us a tour of his house.
On April 14, Chris masturbates for Vanessa Hudgens.
On April 16 2009, footage is leaked of Chris wearing butt garments.
On April 28 2009, the Giant Penis emerges.
On May 3 2009, Chris updates his MyBUZZ account.
On May 12 2009, the wedding comic is leaked.
On May 15 2009, the Ivy Saga comes to a close.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life.

Events of 2009

January

February

  • February 4 - Chris purchases Sonichuandrosechu.com domain.
  • February 5 - In a new video, Chris states that he is gay. He removes said video a few hours later.
  • February 6 - Chris publishes new video, retracting the previous one, and claiming he was blackmailed. He also says he will be getting rid of his unnecessary possessions.
  • February 6 - Chris reuploads his video from February 5, stating he is gay, with a disclaimer.
  • February 8 - Chris launches Sonichuandrosechu.com, claiming he is now Co-Managed by Nintendo of America/Japan.
  • February 8 - In a new video, Chris presents his new site, and asks his alleged girlfriend Sarah to contact him.
  • February 10 - Chris publishes new video claiming he has cleared up his room. He shows footage of his room, which doesn't look very tidy. Chris also says he has gotten a letter from Nintendo, saying there was never contact between them, and that the earlier approaches from the company to Chris were done by a con-man.
  • February 10 - Along with his new video, Chris publishes a text asking his fans to "return to pestering N.O.A. via snail mail to get in touch with me."
  • February 12 - Chris uploads Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack. A porn site.
  • February 13 - An audio clip of Chris engaging in furry-cybersex with his alleged girlfriend Julie emerges online.
  • February 14 - Bob Chandler catches Chris having cybersex. Audio of this moment emerges.
  • February 15 - Another audio file of Chris engaging in various sex acts, including quoting Family Guy while orgasming, is leaked.
  • February 16 - Three uncolored pages of Sonichu 9 released.
  • February 18 - Chris releases a Youtube video in which he prays for his friend Sarah May not to kill herself.
  • February 18 - Chris releases a Youtube video in which he retracts all his homophobe utterances.
  • February 20 - Video footage of him having sex with doll Kimmi is leaked online.
  • February 21 - Chris's aunt Karina dies.
  • February 23 - Chris publishes new video declaring his love for Julie.
  • February 24 - Chris's 27th birthday.
  • February 24 - Shrove Tuesday. Chris's aunt Karina is buried, and Chris is dissapointed that he will be missing out on the pancakes.
  • February 26 - Chris travels to Cleveland, Ohio, to look for his girlfriend Julie. She is nowhere to be found. His parents called the police when they found out that he was gone.

March

  • March 1 - An ED troll claims Chris's parents have confiscated his webcam/PSEye and microphone, after he/she sent Bob several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
  • March 3 - Chris finds out his girlfriend Julie wasn't real.
  • March 3 - Julie's fake brother, Max, forces Chris into declaring Billy Mays as the mayor of CWCville. Chris is also forced to put his medallion up his anus.
  • March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately debunked.
  • March 4 - Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
  • March 4 - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as BlueSpike.
  • March 10 - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching Family Guy), and presents it as solid proof that homos are bad. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
  • March 12 - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
  • March 16 - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to Emily for not attending their apparently planned meeting..
  • March 16 - Chris posts an other new video, apologising for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in 2008.
  • March 18 - Chris posts a new video, in which he talks about Eye of Judgement, and Emily.
  • March 19 - Chris is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
  • March 19 - Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [1]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
  • March 20 - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
  • March 26 - Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for Sonichu #9.
  • March 26 - Chris posts a video, suggesting that Megan hes been having trouble from the trolls.
  • March 27 - Chris posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
  • March 27 - Chris posts a new video, raging at Clyde Cash, and threatening to call the police.
  • March 28 - Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Loving You.
  • March 29 - Chris sings the farting song.
  • March 30 - Chris uploads a video demanding the ED page is taken down. He later takes it down and uploads a longer version of the video.
  • March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, adressed to one of the trolls. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
  • March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, claiming he will be leaving youtube forever. Knowing Chris, this is probably untrue.


April

May

  • May 1 - Chris uploads a video talking about his plans with Ivy after she arrives at the airport.
  • May 1 - Chris uploads two videos to get homos to stop using Axe.
  • May 3 - Chris creates a bunch of new quizzes.
  • May 3 - Chris creates a page about himself on Wikipedia. After it gets deleted, he uploads a video about his importance.
  • May 5 - Chris's memorable video ECV_00095 is linked to from Fark [2], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu.
  • May 12 - The Wedding Comic and several erotic drawings are leaked.
  • May 12 - Chris's I Got A Fish and For My Sweetest Ivy videos are featured and discussed on the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN. His video admitting being a cum-guzzler was also discussed on The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ.
  • May 14 - Someone claiming to be Chris posts a response on ED, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. Chances are realistic that this is the real Chris.
  • May 15 - cwcville.com is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans.
  • May 15 - Videos addressed to Ivy are removed from Chris's YouTube account. This leads to Clyde Cash finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
  • May 16 - cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with Vanessa Hudgens. Also contains an image of Joshua Martinez, suggesting that he hacked the site.
  • May 16 - Rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new Love Quest, or possibly even a Fuck Quest.
  • May 17 - The message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site.
  • May 18 - The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua.
  • May 19 - Chris uploads a new video in which he declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK".
  • May 19 - cwcville.com seems to be down.


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