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{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL<br>JASON KENDRICK HOWELL|Chris-chan,  [[Sonichu Girls]] forum}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Jason Kendrick Howell
|aliases = Liquid Snake<br>Dork of Ages<br>Howellgames<ref>[[Chris emails 2008]]</ref>
|image = Jasonhowell1.jpg
|gender = [[MALE]]
|nationality = American
|race = White
|saga = {{saga|ed|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}
}}


[[Image:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|thumb|Jason as he appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]]]]
{{quote|I PRAY TO [[GodJesus|GOD AND JESUS]] TO [[Death threats|KILL]]<br>JASON KENDRICK HOWELL.|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] forum}}


[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is the [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Howellgames creator] of the [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan ED page]. [[Chris]] wanted to call the police on Jason for allegedly having sex with an [[BlueSpike|underage girl]]. (Spoiler: Jason never did have that underage sex.) Jason goes by [[Metal Gear Solid|Liquid Snake]] on /v/. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|According to Chris]], he is also "the Dork of Ages".
'''Jason Kendrick Howell''' is the original creator<ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/index.php/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview Proof Jason was the creator.]</ref> of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|"Chris-chan" ED page]]. [[Chris]] wanted to call the [[jerkop|jerkops]] on Howell for allegedly having sex with an [[BlueSpike|underage girl]], [[Kathleen]]. (Spoiler: Howell never did have that underage sex.) Howell goes by [[Metal Gear|"Liquid Snake"]] on [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]]'s /v/. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|According to Chris]], he is also "the Dork of Ages", a phrase [[Things Chris has ripped off|stolen]] from ''[[American Dad!]]''.<ref>"{{w|Dungeons and Wagons}}"</ref>


==In real life==
==In real life==


After Chris discovered the [[ED]] page he had some e-mail correspondence with Jason, from which Chris got Jason's phone number. Chris later used the phone number to find the city which Jason lived in, as well as tracing down his [[MySpace]] page, where he found [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] by looking at Jason's friend list. Chris made the assumption that Kathleen was Jason's girlfriend and Jason have had sex with her, which, combined with Kathleen status as a 17 year old, led to his accusation of Jason having underage sex. Chris also took note of the background image on Jason's MySpace page, and based Jason's appearance in the comic upon that picture.
After Chris discovered the [[ED]] page he had some e-mail correspondence with Jason, from which Chris got Jason's phone number.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref> Chris later used the phone number to find the city which Jason lived in, as well as tracing down his [[MySpace]] page, where he found [[Kathleen]] by looking at Jason's friend list. Chris made the assumption that Kathleen was Jason's girlfriend and Jason has had sex with her, which, combined with Kathleen's status as a seventeen-year-old, led to his accusation of Jason [[pedofork|having underage sex]]. Chris also took note of the background image on Jason's MySpace page, and based Jason's appearance in the comic upon that picture.


After Jason's inclusion in the comic, Chris exchanged some more e-mails with him, but it soon came to a hold. About a year later Chris's [[Sonichu site]] was hacked by a troll posing as Jason. Chris responded by calling Jason and making the infamous "[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]" threat.
[[File:Screenshot_2021-01-14_at_22.30.51.png|thumb|Jason, and Kathleen artistic recreation @miiashapphire ]]


Jason eventually joined forces with [[Vivian]], recording his own voice for the [[Audiobooks]]. He also provided commentary for the [[Official Videobooks]], though he didn't so much comment on the videobooks so much as just ramble about the history of Chris with 4-Chan and ED.
After Jason's inclusion in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]], Chris exchanged some more e-mails with him, but it soon came to a hold. About a year later Chris's [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] was hacked by [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris, assuming that Jason was behind the deed, responded by calling him and making the infamous "[[Jason Kendrick Howell message|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]" threat.
 
Jason eventually joined forces with [[Vivian Gee]], recording his own voice for the [[Audiobooks]]. He also provided commentary for the  
[[Official Videobooks]], though he didn't so much comment on the videobooks so much as just ramble about the history of Chris with 4chan and ED.


==In ''Sonichu''==
==In ''Sonichu''==
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Jason resembling Big Boss of ''[[Metal Gear Solid|MGS]]''.]]
[[Image:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|250px|thumb|Jason as he appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]].]]
Jason appears in ''[[Sonichu 8]]'' in the episode, "Rage Against the Garbage", as the episode's primary antagonist. He appears to reside in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building on the 72nd floor (because 72 is 66+6 GET IT 666 BECAUSE HE'S EVIL).
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Jason, resembling {{w|Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss}} of the ''[[Metal Gear]]'' series.]]
 
Jason appears in ''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'' in the episode, "Rage Against the Garbage", as the episode's primary antagonist. He appears to reside in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building on the 72nd floor (because 72 is 66+6. Get it? 666. Because he's evil.)
 
Jason wears a cloak most of the time, and also has an eyepatch, headband, and brown hair. The eyepatch, headband, and hair color sparked some curiosity and confusion amongst the [[trolls]], considering that it was almost a blatant reference to {{w|Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss}} of the ''[[Metal Gear]]'' series. Some were worried that Chris had actually played ''MGS'', and was now ripping it off. However, it was revealed later by Jason himself that he actually sent Chris a photograph of himself wearing an eyepatch. (Jason also tried to send Chris the first disc of ''{{w|Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence}}'', but due to Chris's mail paranoia at the time, it was returned to the sender.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbYRbYOifs A Jason Retrospective, Part 3] </ref>)
 
[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] confront Jason and [[Kathleen]] over the images featured on the website of Rosechu's TRUE and HONEST [[china|genitalia]]. After refusing to take down the website following Sonichu's shitty and meaningless speech, Sonichu attempts to fight Jason, only to have his furry ass kicked by Jason's "dark force" powers. Rosechu (as [[The Incredible Lioness]]) then face-rapes him nearly to death (a move stolen from [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]]), but the "dark forces" keep him alive.


Jason wears a cloak most of the time, and also has an eyepatch, headband, and brown hair. The eyepatch, headband and hair color sparked some curiosity and confusion amongst the [[trolls]], considering that it was almost a blatant reference to ''Metal Gear Solid'''s "Big Boss" character. Some were worried that Chris had actually '''PLAYED''' ''MGS'', and was now ripping it off. However, it was revealed later by Jason himself that he actually sent Chris a picture of himself wearing an eyepatch. (Jason also tried to send Chris the first disc of ''Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence'', but due to Chris's mail paranoia at the time, it was returned to the sender.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ A Jason Retrospective, Part 3]</ref>)
Later on in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Jason is seen talking with [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Beel]] and [[Clyde Cash]] on the "66+6" floor. He calls them all Gaywads and flies off with [[Kathleen]] at his side to his two-storey house in the suburbs.


Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] confront Jason and [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] over the images featured on the website of Rosechu's TRUE and ORIGINAL [[china|genitalia]]. After refusing to take down the website following Sonichu's shitty and meaningless speech, Sonichu attempts to fight Jason, only to have his furry ass kicked by Jason's "dark force" powers. Rosechu then face-rapes him nearly to death, but the "dark forces" keep him alive. It is assumed he will return in later issues.
In a [[Book10Replacement|video]] released on 30 [[October 2010]], Chris presents a revised ending of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he reveals that the couple broke up when Kathleen cheated on him with their secretary, and she later went to maximum security prison for smoking [[Tobacky|pot]], where she shares a cell with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Jason supposedly dies offscreen in a car crash.


==See also==
==See also==
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]
*[[Kathleen]]
* [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]


==Sauces==
==Gallery==
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Image:Jasonhowell 08-09-12.PNG
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==Sources==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKW4XLBYYfs Sonichu! The Audiobook! 4-Cent Garbage Jason Edition!] by [[Vivian Gee]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCgkCaSy0s A Jason Retrospective: Jason talks of his part in the trolling] by [[Vivian Gee]]
*A Jason Retrospective: Jason talks of his part in the trolling. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4]


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Latest revision as of 04:08, 14 August 2024

Jason Kendrick Howell
Information
Name Jason Kendrick Howell
Also known as Liquid Snake
Dork of Ages
Howellgames[1]
Gender MALE
Race White
Nationality American
Saga ED, Miyamoto
I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL
JASON KENDRICK HOWELL.
Chris, Sonichu Girls forum

Jason Kendrick Howell is the original creator[2] of the "Chris-chan" ED page. Chris wanted to call the jerkops on Howell for allegedly having sex with an underage girl, Kathleen. (Spoiler: Howell never did have that underage sex.) Howell goes by "Liquid Snake" on 4chan's /v/. According to Chris, he is also "the Dork of Ages", a phrase stolen from American Dad!.[3]

In real life

After Chris discovered the ED page he had some e-mail correspondence with Jason, from which Chris got Jason's phone number.[4] Chris later used the phone number to find the city which Jason lived in, as well as tracing down his MySpace page, where he found Kathleen by looking at Jason's friend list. Chris made the assumption that Kathleen was Jason's girlfriend and Jason has had sex with her, which, combined with Kathleen's status as a seventeen-year-old, led to his accusation of Jason having underage sex. Chris also took note of the background image on Jason's MySpace page, and based Jason's appearance in the comic upon that picture.

Jason, and Kathleen artistic recreation @miiashapphire

After Jason's inclusion in the comic, Chris exchanged some more e-mails with him, but it soon came to a hold. About a year later Chris's Sonichu site was hacked by Clyde Cash. Chris, assuming that Jason was behind the deed, responded by calling him and making the infamous "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD" threat.

Jason eventually joined forces with Vivian Gee, recording his own voice for the Audiobooks. He also provided commentary for the Official Videobooks, though he didn't so much comment on the videobooks so much as just ramble about the history of Chris with 4chan and ED.

In Sonichu

Jason as he appears in the comic.
Jason, resembling Big Boss of the Metal Gear series.

Jason appears in Sonichu #8 in the episode, "Rage Against the Garbage", as the episode's primary antagonist. He appears to reside in the 4-cent_garbage.com building on the 72nd floor (because 72 is 66+6. Get it? 666. Because he's evil.)

Jason wears a cloak most of the time, and also has an eyepatch, headband, and brown hair. The eyepatch, headband, and hair color sparked some curiosity and confusion amongst the trolls, considering that it was almost a blatant reference to Big Boss of the Metal Gear series. Some were worried that Chris had actually played MGS, and was now ripping it off. However, it was revealed later by Jason himself that he actually sent Chris a photograph of himself wearing an eyepatch. (Jason also tried to send Chris the first disc of Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, but due to Chris's mail paranoia at the time, it was returned to the sender.[5])

Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jason and Kathleen over the images featured on the website of Rosechu's TRUE and HONEST genitalia. After refusing to take down the website following Sonichu's shitty and meaningless speech, Sonichu attempts to fight Jason, only to have his furry ass kicked by Jason's "dark force" powers. Rosechu (as The Incredible Lioness) then face-rapes him nearly to death (a move stolen from Kekko Kamen), but the "dark forces" keep him alive.

Later on in Sonichu #10, Jason is seen talking with Jack Thaddeus, Beel and Clyde Cash on the "66+6" floor. He calls them all Gaywads and flies off with Kathleen at his side to his two-storey house in the suburbs.

In a video released on 30 October 2010, Chris presents a revised ending of Sonichu #10, in which he reveals that the couple broke up when Kathleen cheated on him with their secretary, and she later went to maximum security prison for smoking pot, where she shares a cell with Mary Lee Walsh. Jason supposedly dies offscreen in a car crash.

See also

Gallery

Sources

External links


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